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I'm in a house, it seems familiar. I'm trying to tell people something but they are either distracted, ignoring me or this damn guy is playing the guitar and he starts playing louder and louder at the important parts. I'm trying to a woman that story in the bible where the kid is sent out for something and he hits his head or whatever and then when he wakes up it's nearing dark so he goes back and finds out it's been like 60 years, not just a few hours like he time traveled or something. But when I tried to tell it to yet another person I kept stuttering and losing my track and it was so hard to speak and then finally I could speak but when I could she got distracted. And then my damn half sister kept distracting everyone by talking about her stupid shit and I could only get frustrated and tell her to shut up until I get this out, but then I'd stutter again. Then I just tried to tell it to anyone near me and still failed. Then I could hear that tool who purposely tried to play his guitar over me, he is in the back bedroom, I hear him talking so loud to someone, I think he must be on the phone and he's talking about me and that what I'm trying to tell people so I get freaked out that he's planning something and inviting people over to make it harder for me to convey things, so I wait for him to come out and I grab his guitar and smash on his head and he poofs away like purple powder, and then everyone gives me horrible looks like I murdered someone or something.