This is strange. I was hanging out with my friend, Jordan. We were walking to his house when he said "Crap, I gotta' put that board on our door." I was like "What are you talking about?" He said "So the terrorists don't attack my house." I was like "What???" He was like: "Ya, you know? Like in the Bible? How they had to put a cross on their door so that God wouldn't kill their first born child or something?" I said: "WHAT?????" He said: "Ya, the terrorists are attacking our town. Really soon. But actually they won't really do anything except for be annoying. They'll flip over your couch, break your TV, hide your remote, you know." (Which is strange since I guess they were just attacking the Madison (Wisconsin) area or something and EVERYONE knew about it EXCEPT FOR ME (and nobody tried to stop it). So we put the board on his door and went into his house. (Which was like... 8 stories tall and had about 5 pools in it. It was SWEET) And then when I went back to my house my TV was broken and my chair was ripped. It sucked.
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