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Someone told me my dad had downsyndrome.

I was in an alien rectangle room with ryley and shanon playing with some remote control cars that could go on youtube.

Aliens were putting what looked like giant gas tanks in the earths atmosphere to prevent humans from doing something.

I was playing some sort of game in my moms basement, I tried drinking some water but it had some pieces of stuff in it.

I was playing a first person shooter.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

My buddy Mike and I enter a bar that I recognize as “Mac’s Two Lounge” in Billerica, MA, a seedy 18-plus strip club. The place looks nothing on the inside like it does in real life. In the dream, it is a narrow, short room, with a small stage (about the size of a restaurant booth table) connected to the wall by a door and has a pole in the middle. The “stage” is surrounded by a red faux leather booth, in which is seated all manner of seedy and unsavory individuals; ash trays are strewn about the booth and there is no dancer on stage.

At the other end of the room is a small bar with four stools in front of it bolted to the floor. A few patrons occupy these stools. The room is filled with cigarette smoke and I remember thinking that it was strange that smoking would be allowed in such an establishment, as Massachusetts has banned smoking in bars and restaurants. I am also concerned that my wife will smell the smoke on my clothes and know that I was at a strip club.

There is nowhere for my friend and I to sit, so we just stand around waiting for something to open up. I tell Mike that this is a weak scene and that we should leave because there are no girls dancing and there is nowhere to sit. As I say the last part, two people who were sitting in the booth at the other end of the room disappear (which triggers no lucidity in me whatsoever) and Mike and I take their seats immediately.

The only thing I remember next is waking up and performing my RC.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

I am in a parking garage. The garage is filled with numerous cars parked between white pillars, just as one would find in any such garage. The ceiling of this garage is incredibly low, to the point where I must duck to move about, as such it is just above the roofs of the parked cars. At one point, the ceiling become so low that I must crawl to move about, bringing on feelings of claustrophobia; there are no cars in this part of the garage.

I find my car in an area of the garage where the ceiling is of a normal height. I get in the driver’s side and am speaking to my best friend Mike, who is sitting in the passenger’s seat. I do not know if he accompanied me to my car or was already there when I got in. As we speak, I see a kid that we went to high school with walk by the car and out the door to the exit stairs, he accompanied by several people that I cannot make out from my vantage point. I turn to Mike, “hey, that was Ted from school.” Mike readily agrees that it was and we exit the car, heading for the exit door.

Upon moving through the doorway, we are in a run-down hallway with white cement walls. Up ahead the hallway narrows considerably and there is sunlight in that direction. As we move forward, Ted and his entourage approach from the direction of the sunlight. They squeeze past us without acknowledging us, nor us them. I remember thinking that Ted’s sister was hot back in the day.

Now I am at the scene of a car accident in which I am not involved. I am standing by off to the side chatting with a police officer while the two drivers involved argue and try to exchange insurance information.

Next thing I remember is waking up and performing an RC.

March 21, 2011
Lucid Dream 202: Harpy Hunting
Series: Friends, Episode 8
around 9:00am
DILD

Category - Action


I am on a small college campus with my friend Cliff. We were walking into the food court when he brought up an interesting subject. He told me that he could do things other men could not. He demonstrated by setting a napkin on fire with his hand. He told me, "The end of the world is coming and you should join forces with us." I asked what he meant by "us." He told me they called themselves the "Red Army." I asked who the leader was and he told me it was the coach of the football team, "General Maynor." We talked for a bit and I asked Cliff how much power he had. He told me he had the most power of all the army with exception to the general. I looked at him and said, "Ok, but if we do this thing...we do it big! F*** General Maynor! We will dethrone him and take command of the red army." I could feel my blood boiling. There was a weird energy rising in my body. I asked Cliff to teach me his power. I was soon lighting things on fire with ease. Within minutes my power level had risen far beyond Cliff's and we headed to the stadium to assassinate the general.

We arrived at the stadium and walked through the bleachers. I saw Deej and Keith sitting there. Deej looked at my eyes and said, "They got you too? You are going to turn against humanity?" Keith and Deej looked sad as I dropped down and laid on the bleacher. I felt something inside me, release. I stood up and told Cliff that I would not join the Red Army. I told him that I had to fight for the sake of others and not myself. Cliff informed me that he was afraid of that. He told me he was going to have to kill me. Suddenly, four harpies swooped down and landed beside Cliff. Me, Deej, and Keith hauled ass through the bleachers as Cliff and the Harpies began throwing live stun guns at us. I dodged most of the stun guns, but one caught the back of my leg and it went completely numb. I hobbled out of the stadium and jumped into the bed of Deej's truck.

Deej floored it and we took off toward the exit. Cliff and the Harpies showed up and began launching stun guns at us once again. One of them caught Deej in the neck and knocked him unconscious. I jumped around from the truck bed, through the window, into the driver's seat, and took the wheel. Deej recovered and said, "Man that hurt! Good thing this is a dream." I became lucid. I swerved toward Cliff, but he jumped clean over the truck and landed in the truck bed. I told Deej to take the wheel. I then melted up through the roof of the truck and started battling in the truck bed. The majority of his attacks involved stun guns that actually felt quite pleasant. I acted as if they hurt, so he would keep using them. Finally, I got into an ideal position. As Cliff thrust the stun gun toward my neck, I dipped down, opened my mouth and swallowed the stun gun. I then grasped Cliff in a hug, tensed all my muscles and then released built up energy. The stun gun I swallowed, electrified my whole body and I shocked the sh** out of Cliff. I noticed my body was flashing and letting off electricity in way that reminded me of Blanka (from street fighter). Cliff collapsed and I kicked his body out of the truck bed. I knew he wasn't dead, but I couldn't bring my self to finish him.

We were now looking for Keith and the harpies who had been separated. I lifted the truck into the air with my mind and flew us out of the area. I saw the harpies hovering around an old building like vultures. I flew us over and the harpies scattered. We landed out in front and I called out to Keith. He was in the old building. Suddenly, a Harpy swooped down and busted through the window, entering the building. I heard a scuffle going on inside, but before I could enter the building, Keith walked out holding a huge pair of bolt cutters and the head of the harpy. He said, "Gather up the rest of those b****es. I'm collecting heads!" Two of the Harpies landed and tried to intimidate us by screaming in a menacing fashion. I used the flash step technique from the anime, "Bleach," and got behind one of the harpies. I grabbed her by her hair and walked her over to Keith. He applied the bolt cutters and snapped off her head. Blood gushed as I noticed Deej had easily caught the other one. Keith snapped off her head as well.

Deej informed me that harpies have to swoop down at anything you toss into the air. He launched one of the detached harpy heads into the air. I shot off the ground and followed it, flying several feet below it. Sure enough, the third harpy swooped down and I wrapped my arms around her. We fell from the sky and slammed hard into the ground. The harpy was badly injured and started crying. She pleaded "I'm sorry! Please forgive me. I was possessed by..." Before I could do or say anything, bolt cutters flashed across my face and snapped off her head. I looked over at Keith who twirled the bolt cutters in his hand as he said, "You have to keep the pimp hand strong." I laughed and tossed the harpies body aside. We heard some sex noises coming from the building beside us and entered.

There were two harpies in the 69 position in the middle of the room. I reached in my pocket and felt around for the object I was imagining. I then pulled out two stun guns and gave one to Deej. We sneaked up on the harpies and put the stun guns up to them. They started convulsing and couldn't get away. Keith sprinted up and in the blink of an eye, snapped off the final two harpies' heads. Cliff and Chris entered the building. They had snapped out of their trance/spell and were normal. I talked to them for a moment and asked Cliff how he could give in to the temptations. I asked about his family and he responded, "The general told me they would die peacefully in their dreams." I told all of them we were dreaming, but awoke as we were about to all take flight.

Series Details
In the dream series, "Friends," I join the DC counterparts of my waking life friends and tackle the dream world. You never know what we will be up to next, but I guarantee it will be one hell of a time. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

something to do with tits

Was showering and so was r wanted to see masses. Went in complete to get something. Started playing jokingly with giant masses of r. Continued escalated and became full playing. Was with kara having fun. Called michael seeing when he was going to his own place so I could continue with r. Kara wanted kisses. We were having family over and lived in a big place with lots of tvs.

Michael sand I were at some atlantis resort. Were with a friend. For some reason we ditch him while he's getting q massage on purpose. We go explore. Its miley sirus concert and there'd a ton of people walking around. We go downstairs andbsay that we know miley sirus and two girls hear. They wont stop bothering us and follow us asking us to take then to her. He eventualy say they will kiss us. We say no and michal walks away with one. I go to the other and we kiss.

Traveling around with leo in differnt areas. We ends up in some really dangerous village that sells cheap things and food. We walk around and find cool stuff and steal a lot of things.leo is on some mission to do something there. I steal money and walk around trying to think of what to do

Lucid. Was walking around a dungon went to kiss a girl instantly knew it was a dream. She kept saying to kiss her. I ignored her did a quick rc and walked around. I rubbed my hand together licked the wall trying to stabalize. Dream ended pretty quickly

Was at a mall halloween shopping with kara we were stealing clothes. We were trying to have a lucid. I prepared for a lucid. Closed my eyes and fell backwards instant sleep paralysis. I rolled out of my body but waited too long to mve and open my eyes. I woke.

Leo came to stay had my laser and was shooting it around school. The fire alarm went off and I left it in the cafateria. I was terified and ran back as fast as possible to get it. I got it and ran out. we reparked and went to class.


Was taking care of sea creatures at my old work. Little turtles and squids and such as well as working there. was trying to repopulate. People were going there to get 15% off on food and the manager changed his mind.

Was sick at school teacher made me leave. I interuppted a speech. I felt bad. I was with my dad we drive around the blocks of my house for a bit waiting for someone to arrive. You never want to be first he said. My neigborhood had water. We go inside the house and mom is there. I go in and mom has my other tv. I get pisses. Bellas there. God I miss her. She so cute and she's dirty. The family I gave her to isn't taking care of her. She different ...not evil but sweet and kind. Im taking her back. My moms crying because she saw my dad. My backyard is a myan ruin/temple.

Leo was here to stay and katya could come anytime. We were just hanging out. I was tired just laying around and so was he. We found a nice comfortable place for him to sleep in my closet. He was excited.

Super long super vivid. Was working at nbc. Got promoted to some hi position. I had to rebuttle for it against two old guys. They were old. I won. I was super exited I put it on facebook and everyone congradulated me. I went out to a club. My brother was there trying to sell his ipod. He was on hold for me min and fell asleep. I was given some weird egg. I opened it and found it to be gak. Some weird voodoo lady turned it into some weird egg with powers it transformed my friend into somethig else. I left the club and came back and was transformed myself. I tried to stop it but the witch was hurting me. I let her cast some weird sspell. After all this I had 4 hours to buy a suit. I found some random choices in my closet. an old dkny suit. I showed it to some people who worked at nbc and they laughed. You could really dress around at nbc. Some person wore a bald cap and looked like tom cruise. I had to go buy a suit. I went to a store and they said it would cost 500$ . I met my old manager and went to brag about my job. I was staying at a random hotel.

LUCID. Was at a weird building with leo. He took adderal and so did I. We were laughing and hitting eachother with giant fruits. He told me my night sweats were rancid. Things we're going well. I realized I was dreaming and told leo that he was too. We both became very calm. Suddenly we were atop a giant temple. It went super far down. I turned the fall into water and the temple was surrounded by water. We jumped in. swimming was fun and leo said the water looked dirty. I laughed and turned the water bright blue. He was amazed and said it's amazing how even if the water looks dirty there's so much life in it. There we're tons of fish in the water. We went downstairs in the temple into some random room. He said why aren't you doing much. I wanted to get the feeling of the lucid dream. I want to feel what its like. I seriously looked aroundd the room. It was super vivid and bright. The room was wooden. How sid this differ from normal reality. It looked a little different. Almost like a differentl feel and pattern of the air. Instead of dots in the air when I look at the air it looked woven. The air in a lucid is different. Ok time to impress leo with a blue ball of energy. I told him to watch. I started focusing for energy in my hands... nothing came out. I tried over and over and got nothing. I was dissapointed. I heard footsteps downstairs. I went to go look but was afraid too much action might wake me up. Self fulfilling profecey lol there was nothing downstairs and I did wake up. I remember telling leo in the lucid if we wake up dont move. I diddnt move and nothing much happened... a false awakening.

I was downstairs at the temple on the floor. I woke up and immediately started to write down the dream. There was a lady at a desk telling us that she wanted to read then and I said sure. I kept writing. I woke for real.

Lucid. Was family guy and instantly knew it was a dream. I first had to make everything less cartoony. I did that and then went outside. I was trying to ditch the other family guy people becAuse they were destabalizing the dream. I finally did and was at some sunny dock. There was a party going on. I kept trying to do thing like blow cars up but I had no control. I did a reality check because I thought maybe I needed to prove to myself it was a dream. I did a rc but I woke up. I didn't move and visualized the cars. I was back. I kept trying and failed. I met some weird guy. He started showing me his to blow cars up. I tried again and boom. One car blew. I got trigger happy and with each swing of my arm piles of cars would fly into the sky. I was having so much fun. I woke again. Didn't move and was back in the dream. I kept fucking shit up. I used my hand to make a laser shoot out of my arm. The beam was getting huge. I woke up. I decided to wait to tell kara. I wrote it all down and dreamt some more. That was all a false awakeneing lol.


Mom had a new son. It was adam but much younger. I was watching him in some building and he kept getting into trouble. He was super cute. Not annoying like most babys. I rememeber thinking leo was coming and now we we're going to have to be quiet. Adam and me we're in a buss going home when he instantly got out I followed and he had to poop. I said do it in your diaper and mom will clean it. I felt a lot of love for him. I failed the old adam but this ones I could shape. I could mold.

Kara suddenly was on the bus. I made friends with two girls sitting next to her. I really am better at making friends with girls. We were joking around waiting for dina to get on the bus we had a present for her.

Was in an instance with a giant group. We we're in some impossible instance. I was dps and did not think we would do it. We ended up killing the first boss. I was main tank the second boss and I died the first tine froM a dragon fire. Some people left the group but the second time we killed it.

Leo was coming to stay. We were mating back and forth business ideas. We were doing funny things like screaming to eachother and talking business. You wanted help with realestate and me and Volva were business race who could sell more. I was late to airport and started climbin walls.


Leo was waiting at the airport. I got distracted in class and forgot I rushed to the airport and he was gone. His mother picked him up. I went through a weird tunnel with someone else in the car. The car kept almost falling off a cliff and dieing. kept trying to call leo him but couldn't I finally met him at his mothers and told him that I wanted lucids every night and I was trying to have one now. Sshit

Could teleport into space with a dance. Went to some weird laser store where the girls were powerful .


In Israel with barren at gym and set him down while I lift. I do some weights and he's gone. I go to a car and someknes about to leave with him. I take hijm back and kara and I and a couple others leave to drive around. We are annoied because we want to find a leash for barren but we can't find one. We finally do and kara gets drunk and annoyed me.

Kind of have a wild where I am walking around a house. There's three maslys. I begin to play and it fades. I deild until I get back in and finish

I shot myself into space and died. I continued to float inspace as coumsiousness for thousands of years. Then I came back to earth to tell everyrone. I was on some sitcome.



Was at a magic show watching a guy do magic. There was a guy there that thought that magicine stole his act and was pisses.

Was a vampire and had to go into a shop and get vampire wings. They we're made of crystal. On was green and one was white. Some woman had to snap them on. They felt weird

Dreamt about a dream I had before and knee what was going to happen so it was different. Mom was getting married to some spanish guy. I went to see them in spain with mila. I found a sword on the ground and played with it. We got to the hotel. Mother was showering. I started talking to migel and hinted that I knew his plan. How he wanted us all dead. I could see some fear in his eyes as he wondered how I knew. He took a mini knife oilut of his pocket and asked me how that got there. I told him he did that last time and I was from the furutre and he failed to kill us last time too. He laughed. I said this time was a but different. That I had a laser so powerful it would instantly blind him. It was coming in the mail that day. I could see fear. Mother came out of the shower and I asked if we could go to lunch. We went outside and started walking. I knew where to go aldeDy last time I told here he was trying to kill us she freaked out on me. This time I told her I had a dream and for me can she look out for what he's doing and if he'd does anythig suspisous take close note of it. She agreed. I woke up prematurely

Took baron with me for errands. We went to marshalls and I disguised him as turky to hide him. I helped a friend meditate inside marshels. I blew up balloons and played with another laser. On my way out I noticed I lost some pieces of turkey aka barren. I ran around the store scared out of my mind trying to find the prices. When I found them it wasn't barren anymore. Just turkey. I ran around marshels trying to figure out why. I tried a lot of things and finally decided to press the back button on life. I got some friends to help me connect a keyboard to my neck and turn a computer on. I pressed it and nothing happened. I ended up looking o.line with friends and we found out what happened we were in the middle of reading it and I woke.

Was walking around the mall. Leo gave me a new sweater. Every girl was staring at me in the mall kara noticed. She said I was looking really good. We were waiting at the elevator. Some writer guy started to talk to us.

Was talking to vadic after the gym and he said I could go super sayin any time and was super powerful I did not believe.him but I did at the same tine. We went to emerald city in a taxy. Vadic was looking for a more lower fat smoothie. I said to get mega mass with no ice cream. He wanted to keep the ice cream.

Was floating in an air balloon around europe. There started to be a giant snowstorm and we got swept at lightning speed across the world. I had to hold on in order not to fall off. We ended up backstage in disney land. There were weird machines. I was looking at a pop flinger.

Another dream about lasers. I ordered a super cool red one. It was super poweerful and I was playing with it for a while. I ordered a green one but the mail man brought the wrong one.

Was at home when kara brought her friends over rachael and alicia. I was dirty and did not shower. I ate food and was getting pissed that she did not want to hang with me. I ate some amazingly tasty sandwhich. I was going to leave bit prefer came over. We hung out in the bedroom and moved tot eh other room there was a cool toy car I asked kara about t it she was mean we fought.

Was in some map with leo and there was a boss chasing us. We were running around a map and I could turn super sayin after charging. The boss left and toma and my mom were there. Izra wanted a filet. I realized it was a dream and tried to wild further into the dream and failed.