FryingMan

a long night of dreaming, many wakings.

+ [semi-lucid] pseudo-wild, talking to my teammates telling them we should communicate only through telepathy, but once I say that I can't hear anything, even my own thoughts.

+ tennis, followed by a woman running through town throwing stones through store windows

+ in nature (on the Serengeti? Africa-like) I see an SUV parked in "my spot" [FALSE] by the tree, but it's also up to its windows deep in water. Very strange beasts emerge from the brush, shoot things at us?

+ [tiny lucid?] watch a strange ship thing with a Whiskey (?) advertisement on it shoot its top colors part into the sky far faster than waking physics would allow, causing me to do several nose pinch RCs, the results are ambiguous (sort of can, sort of can't breathe), I'm amazing following the rocket thing shooting across the sky.

+ wow! gorillas racing on jet skis, lookitthat! Zipping around town, see the odd house, talk to some guys about the fault line in town, I saw a fault line running through that house! A guy comes with a huge maul and stakes a large garbage can into the ground, then takes the maul and starts shaping/cutting some tall tree and I'm dodging to get out of the way of the chunks falling down.

My son S2 comes to me with weed-bloodshot-eyes and I yell at him for getting high and slap him and he runs away I run after him I feel guilty about doing that and force my way into his room not letting him slam the door on me, he makes an excuse like "all of America's wars" and I say that's a lame excuse.

+ at the buffet? My friend is only ordering rock lobster, that will be expensive. It's sort of a large circular lobster and he's using a hand-crank lobster cracker. Then I'm helping him get at the meat in these large circular lobster cross sections, digging the meat way out from deep inside.

+ car thief: I'm outside (in the snow? [DREAM SIGN]) and I'm warming up the Honda Odyssey. There's another truck trying to get by on the road and (he's honking, yelling?) should I get out of the car while it's running? Maybe not. I do get out and when I come back the van is gone. Someone's stolen it! I tell my wife about this. I'm really upset. What shall I do about this? It goes on for a while longer on this theme

+ instrument thief. I'm trying to wash my hands in the bathroom next to the room where my instrument case is. But there's a guy who I think may steal my instrument if I leave it unattended for too long. I go into the bathroom but leap back in to the room to check my case: it's still there. I go in to the bathroom again for just a second and then leap back to check and my instrument and the thief is gone. I leap after him outside down the stairs and I'm screaming that I"m going to catch him. I'm having trouble moving (my body is really heavy?). I catch up with him eventually and my sister's instrument case is there as well. I'm looking for mine but I don't see it. I do see a little case where it is written "Weber compact <my instrument>". That's curious. It has a mini-mouthpiece as well. I open the case and there's a plastic baggy inside with an odd folded thing. I take it out, now I'm really curious to see what this thing looks like and how it works. It seems to have a lot of thing fan-like material on it and I keep unfolding and unfolding it and it gets a bit longer sort of like a long pipe.

Lots of dreams all night long.

+ fighting on a river with a bad guy lobbing "magic?" balls at me

+ yoda overpowers bad thing and traps it in a rock structure and starts crushing the rocks, he stops because he feels bad. I see the (alligator?) evil thing emerge from the rocks

+ little odd beasts rolling on the floor, kicking a tiny "ball" around, for them this invents soccer, I think

+ ping pong [DREAM SIGN] tournament: the net is too high/tall, it's specialized, they are playing with strong spin. I think if I practice this I could play with strong spin, too, and surprise the people who used to beat me

+ in a cage/cell, there are evil black dogs there pulling people out. The dogs or the people when pulled out start to come uravelled like they're made from stacked frames of metal. If you refuse to go out with the dogs, the alternative is that you will have your feet impaled with long iron hot spikes and it will hurt a lot.

+ in the back of a car with girls travelling up the hills to CH, I'm having semi-lucid thoughts, thoughts about dreaming [faceplant!]. Arrive home, there's lots of pizza [DREAM SIGN] around to eat, my wife takes a bite with my fork, I pull my fork back a bit too forcefully/impatiently from her and I think she'll get mad but doesn't.

+ driving on snowy roads, pulling into a forest clearing where a party is happening, rough/tough guys are gathered around and are toasting someone with lots of shots.

+ [fully vivid (awareness, visuals, tactile), long, stable] Walking through corridors with oddly slanted floors, around corners. End up in a room with a girl in bed and ST ensues. She's naked & lying on the bed, I'm kneeling at her head, and I start a long, slow, stable, erotic oral trip from her head and slowly work my way down to her (ahem) and spend some time there. Then I notice that the door to the room is open and there's a girl in the next bedroom (white/blonde hair) just staring at us. I say "I'm sorry, I need to get up and close the door". The peeping Jane doesn't want the door to close, she opens it and now she's sitting at a desk just outside the door to the room. I get angry and go speak to her firmly saying "I'll come talk to you when we're done, but for now LEAVE US ALONE!" and return to the ST girl. She's now fully dressed and wants me to continue, I want to protest and say "but the view is part of the fun!". I say it's time for me to get some attention. The ST girl goes to take a shower. I realize I can't recall taking a shower, I may have a stinky butt & (ahem) so I'd better go take a shower, too. On my way out of the room I spy my things strewn about on the floor and I realize I can't remember where my instrument case is, do I need to go find it? I walk through the oddly slanting and narrow corridors, but all the bathrooms are busy. I come to one room and there's an odd woman there I open the door look in it's not a traditional shower more of a sauna and I go in with quick views of that woman again and I'm trying to wash my butt and I'm digging around in there and I pull out chunks of the typical stuff there and it's really sticky and I'm trying to wash it off of my hands and I'm having a hard time doing that. In the meanwhile there are two girls outside the door which has a window in it not providing for any privacy and I'm now trying to wash my (ahem) but it feels really odd like it's swollen in a strange/bad way and I look down and it does not look or feel familiar: some parts are too large and some parts are too small.

I'm trying to get back to the room and the ST girl so we can continue. I can't find the way back. I'm back outside again in a snowy environment and now I'm walking on top of a snowy hill and I see dad's with kids and the dad's are working with shovels to shape the really hard-packed icy snow into a nice trail for their kids to sled down. I walk around the lip of this hill and find myself drifting backwards through the air, I expect at any moment to hit a tree. Some kids are talking with their dad asking "Will the snow still be here when we get back from Paris?". I'm then standing/climbing up a mountain of toys (hockey games?) which are slipping out from under me as I climb, I catch a glimpse and I realize I'm at a particular intersection of streets a few miles from my CH, I catch a brief glipmse of a park [FALSE] below me down the street. There are some girls here lying down and I goose them a bit and lie on them but I'm focusing on getting back to my beloved original ST girl.

Back in the ST girl hallway again there are people walking past me. One of them I think is her, I can't tell for sure, I look at her face and it's partially familiar, she notices me but walks past me, I take hold of her right arm and turn her towards me and ask, "is it you?" She indicates yes, but says (as means of explanation of why we can't be together), something like "(there is?) a husband". I say "Oh," disappointed, and let her go. I look at her hands as she leaves and I don't see a ring. I realize she probably is referring to the fact that I'm married and I feel a bit guilty.

+ I'm in some industrial place and approach a deep shaft in the middle of the room, intending to pee in it. As I approach an alarm begins to sound and curtains begin coming down and closing off areas. I run for an exit but the security (blast?) doors are already closing and I figure I can't make it out that way, turn and head another way.

+(f) odd, slightly sexual scene where girls start reproducing, starts with one girl who then splits into another girl, there are artificial conceptual female organs on the ground like little pink multi-level volcanoes with things pumping into them and out pop more girls from these things?

+ performing in a play [emerging DREAM SIGN] on stage my fellow actor addresses me in his lines by my true waking name and this jolts me, "he isn't supposed to call me that, is he?", I try to remember his real name but can't and just call him "Tom," and say a few lines. I feel like the play has sort of broken, and I'm looking out at the audience and there is a really small smattering of applause, it's pretty lame/embarrassing.

+ doing some wood work in a workshop area. There was placed a long wooden attachment to a sort of open low cabinet and I'm sawing off extra wood sticking out. I see that the wood pattern does not match and I think I'll have to stain it later. I notice in one part (towards the end, on the right as facing this chest of drawers) that a wooden chair has been stored inside.

+ helicopter crash: the pilot (Tom Cruise?) is fiddling with the controls, alternating between putting us into a dive, pulling out, and so forth, until we crash, then I'm hiding with my fellow passenger and I see the crash site on a raised hill far away ("we tumbled all that way?" I ponder). We're hiding from the bad guys who are approaching. I see through the brush one bad guy approach my friend's location, my friend jumps up and stabs the attacker quickly in the throat with a long knife and the stabbed guy starts stumbling around and dying. I think how fragile life is, just one thrust of a knife is enough to end it. The dying guy is staggering around and at one point I see him with something like a long white-board marker stabbed through the skin on top of his right shoulder.

+ in a house with a small black boy [DREAM SIGN] who I tell to go into the basement stairway and lock him in there I'm yelling to my friend that we need to get out of here now. The boy is pounding loudly on the door and I tell him to stop that or I'll have to lock the extra latch (which I see up close).

+ semi-lucid or low-level lucid: on deck of CH with (younger) kids: I'm doing nose pinch after nose pinch and don't understand why I can breathe. I want to fly [DREAM SIGN]. I'm trying to line up enough "runway" on the deck to do a running superman flying take-off. I get arranged but my kids keep getting in my way. I run and take off flying and turn around behind me to look back and see what they think of this, don't remember the rest.

+ Young love: she's lying on top of me with her back to me, our heads are nuzzling, my arms are around her, I remember and say "Oh! I forgot to invite you to Thanksgiving! I don't want to go without you!" She agrees. I'm looking into a closet at an oddly-shaped (pretzel?) hanger.

+ [super vivid] in CH living doom with GF I see through the blinds a rare and beautiful view of Mt. T. covered in snow. I go outside to the deck for a better view but it's blocked by trees, so I put my arms around my GF and prepare to take off flying to get us a better view, but she stops me because she doesn't want me to reveal my ability to fly [DREAM SIGN]. We're saying goodbye inside, and there's a guy friend there too who likes her, and he moves to hug & kiss her, this is not appropriate. I then hug and kiss her for real, it's a very tender moment.

+ I'm naked superman showering (dry with soap) in neighbor's house (garage area of CH) trying to avoid detection, put the soap up on the wooden frame up high and find other bars there, I've apparently done this before. Looking for garden hose to rinse off, I see hoses and faucets but can't find the way to get the water going, see neighbor's hoses go there, up to the street beautiful bright sunny view through the trees, I want to see it better so I take off flying, clear view, (wolf?) shaped green hills/flying mass/cloud(?) in the distance, a bit of air swimming, then willing to fly fast, then try vision-zoom-teleport, doesn't work, but fast flying starts working. Rolling green hills, beautiful views. Land and there are people nearby talking. There are little strange objects like living origami metal Christmas ornaments on the ground, they sort of hop around when I get near them and flip over. I'm concerned my feet in the sand are kicking things?

+ on street outside CH the GF and the male friend are there, there seems to be a beautiful view and I want to take off flying to see it and I take both of them by the hand one in each hand and take off flying into the air. There is a stunning view soon: a church in the distance across some water with golden domes glistening in the sunlight, I practically gasp and say "look at that!". Right below us there is a building: also a church but the domes seem to all be sideways. I land and look down and see a sort of porthole/sunroof circular port that leads into the building and we slide down inside and I know inside is a sort of chamber of horrors with things like freaky skeletons in glass cases and I point these out to the friends. I am holding a "Reepicheep" gauge that measures something (life?). The little Reepicheep on the dial sometimes comes to life and tries to bite the hands of people nearby, it's very vicious. Two guys arrive from the security team of this building, shooting something like but nerf rifles but they recognize me. My friends are running all around the place and the GF comes to me and lies down and asks me something and I give a kind of sexy-nuanced answer while touching her tenderly and she smiles at this.

+ fencing: I'm keeping my sword outstretched with a staight arm and am practicing parrying and riposting but I feel like my ripostes don't have enough reach.

+ meet wife's father as a young man, he's an Imam with an odd mohawk-like hairstyle. He's a very important person here and is directing parking. He grills me: "who gave you the intvitation? Have you finished university? Do you have work?" I answer acceptably and he approves of me. I shake his hand vigorously and say "very nice to meet you!" [in FL]. Lying with people near some stairs I'm in a mummy-bag and stretch my feet and am concerned I knocked something over.

+ on the bus, then flying fast into home I can see from a distance to bed with GF sleeping. I arrive on to bed which is neatly made (with mom?) and wonder if my GF is still here. She wakes up and has bleary slightly bloodshot eyes but is smiling at me. We're in love. I'm so happy to see her, I apologize for being away for so long, she's lying slightly on her side still face down, stretching, I put my arms around her and notice also her well-shaped butt and feel turned on. I ask her "did you have a chance to finish your homework?" She says yes, I'm happy. I ask her "are you going to stay here tonight?" she smiles and says yes and I answer "yay!". My mom has given us some touring materials, and I think about people who like to read these materials, and those who just like to go out and see the places.

+ LUCIDD 221 LD#221 Skiing competition, I'm starting out skating style my right foot is not properly attached. Doing loops on a track, small, the snow is partially melting with bare/watery spots. Back to start there are two women standing there. I keep going (I forgot to do something?) head into tiny elevator and get to the top, this is the wrong place there is a covered top tower here with a man. In order to get the elevator to move I have to turn a tiny dial like on the back on a small alarm clock. Get out at the mid level and I'm on a platform overlooking a wide plaza below. There are a few people standing a few steps away from me and lots of people walking around on the plaza. A girl is standing right in front of me she starts to turn towards me and I see she's wearing some lipstick, I grab her and we start kissing and I want to stablize the dream and hold the kiss. I keep my eyes open and look (while still kissing) down around on the plaza and see the people walking below. It's a nice kiss and I'm starting to feel some sensations in the (ahem) area, I make a sexy comment to the girl and wake up.

details later

+ I realize I have my finger stuck in Obama's ear and I pull it out with a "pop!" sound. I look at him he's sitting across a cafeteria table from me with other people), he gets up and is really annoyed, I expect some bad consequences from this.

+ I'm in a play and I don't know any of my lines. Panic. Try to learn them fast? It's hopeless. Play begins, still don't know them. Holding the script in my hands and almost go on stage with it, can't do that. I'm following the script and lose my place, panic again, listening and trying to find the location. Find one of my lines and try to memorize it and the cue. Leading man on stage (actually walking in the audience) gives cue but it's not quite right. I enter the aisles from the back of the theater and deliver my short line. Leading man makes some snarky comment on it? The play finishes, and I'm on an upper balcony looking down. A group of teen girls is leaving, unimpressed by our production, and one of them says "now I really appreciate our [theater] group after watching THEM!"

+ employer threatens employees with not hiring them back if then don't sign and turn in the turns. I scramble to sign mine and get it turned in, I'm not the first to make it in.

+ swimming in a pool a young kid wants to take along I don't want to take (her?) along with me but decide "OK" and push her in front of me as I swim, she complains about how I'm doing it (I dunk her briefly?)

+ on a bus (yellow school bus? curved sides) looking for a seat, most are taken, I see a free spot in the very back corner and head there, then I see some of the main characters from "Orange is the new black" show in orange jumpsuits on seats to my left, I realize I know them so I come back and take a seat near them. One of them (blonde main char?) says something about the neighborhood we're driving through, about how the teen boys here like to date 4-year-olds.

+ living illustration: "Lemon Tree Mountain". I drew circles along the border of the circle in the upper right hand corner. The mountain was in the shape of a lemon tree. I had scratched "lemon tree" on the left side earlier, but it was hard to see since drawing on lemon doesn't show up strogly. Then I went back again to look at the writing and it was in brown now, as if oxidized and easier to read.

+ LUCIDD 219 LD#219 FA in a hotel bed (with best male friend [on a business trip?])
and I could see in the hallway that several of the paintings had been turned around the face the wall
I had a brief sense of foreboding about this, but then like "ahh...." and did a slow, careful nose pinch being pretty much already lucid, yep, then got up (some brief resistance but got up easily), stood by the sliding glass door [DREAM SIGN] covered by curtains so couldn't see outside, I thought "should I go outside and do some night flying?" nope, wanted more TOTMs. I woke my friend up with a shock "HEY MR GET UP!" he shocked awake suddenly and comically shot out of bed rolling on the ground with that "moving faster than possible in WL" dream-y movement I walked around the room, came across another room with a TV playing inappropriate sexual themed activities for young people (did a double take when I saw it, lots of oral activities going on), and a pretentious sounding announcer saying something like "The James McFadden collection, for when [something pretentious, like "...quality is not enough"]". I walked back into the bedroom where M was on the floor and I walked by him, spanking his butt once and it felt solid. I wanted M to show me how to stick your head in the ground for the TOTM, but the dream fades and I RC and I'm awake.

BTS

near WILD, get to the "noise" twice

+ CH back yard, neighbors invade part way on to lawn, sand piled up to a high net in between the gardens, I'm shocked like "Wait, WHEN did they do that?!"" girls were sitting in the sand playing, and the mother was nude sunbathing to the left, I see her butt and keep peeking at her. I'm holding a tablet with a picture of a girl on it and my son comes up and I quickly clear the picture, but he saw it and misinterpreted it as a picture of the girls in the sand, he said "nah, they're not pretty enough, or I'd take a video of them", I think his misunderstanding and statement are funny

+(f) [semi-lucid] ST (touching over clothes) with a hesitant girl

+(f) tacqueria

+(f) flexible guy, girl? criticizing him

+ should I disconnect the transponder and trap the guy's soul inside the machine?

+ skating over the floors [DREAM SIGN] in a ranch house with glass walls [DREAM SIGN], punching the button controlling the garage door outside and yelling "WHAT DOES THIS ONE DO!?"

WBTB

+ With F (from F&D college friends), her look-a-like brother [FALSE, it was son] she looks really pretty with her eye makeup

+ with MA and NI lying next to bed with them our arms entwined, I'm whining about my life, M comes over and gives me a big hug while I'm sitting on the ground, I say "thank you!"

+ Driving my car outside, I see MR outside walking outside the business building, along with guy I remember as "Mark Flamer" [FALSE], I hold out my hand for a handshake but it takes him a long time to take it, he has one extra false right arm hanging off his right arm at the elbow, it's because he has a blind vision spot and so he needs people to shake the higher, false arm in order for him to see it

+ grocery store, ice cream flavor (mint, vanilla), eating the whole pint, the guy then offers tastes from his lunch on a fork held before my face I don't want to put that in my mouth but I do it's one small round thing like a bean and one longer thing like a tiny hot dog, tastes quite good at first, crispy, I say "roasted pork?" he responds "Lion!" I say "Lion!?" he says "Hah you should have seen your face just now!" I see the lion skeleton with the skull locked into its death pain expression then I see smaller little skeleton sections and think these bones are too small for a lion

+(f) she takes off her shirt, she has brown boobs...

+ LUCIDD 218 LD#218 I'm walking in a mall and people are in my way [DREAM SIGN] I'm trying to go forwards, faster, down a corridor with a sign blocking the way a narrator says the way is blocked because it's an employee smoking area I see them sitting along the very narrow corridor/walkway on the right, see the smoke, walk through it and smell it a bit, encounter another block a microwave oven and jars of things on top of it I'm trying to find a place to put my foot and step over this someone says something about me not making it (?) but I step over and recognize a guy [FALSE] and say "aren't you the guy who made the cabbage chutney?" he hands me a grey sausage I taste it it's good and beefy flavor I ask what it is he says "pork loin", I say it tastes more like beef. I think of something witty to say, I grab the now empty table in front of me in order to stabilize, it feels very solid, I'm slowly getting lucid, I turn to the guy again to say something but he's vanished and I get fully lucid from the shock of him and all the guys around him vanishing. I'm just looking around me for a second and yep they're all gone. I walk on farther down the walkway after a bend and start approaching a group of 3 girls. I stop myself. NO! Must do TOTMs! I think of them and remember rock paper scissors. I approach the girls again with RPS intentions but they get off and start hurrying somewhere to the left. I interrupt them and they say something unintelligble, but they don't want to stop. I grab one's arms and say let's play rock paper scissors and make a game move (rock) but she doesn't respond. She says something silly, they're all giggling "Tee Hee! Tee Hee!" I say again let's play and do the 1-2-3 count and make a rock fist and look down at her hands, she has made two hands, one left and right but I focus on the right and she made scissors, so I win! I say let's play again and this time I do a "paper" hand and she makes some odd gang sign/bull-horns hand with index and pinky fingers extended , I say "what's that?" she says "I don't know! Tee Hee!" So I say "OK, time to [sexual comment], Tee Hee!" and [Sexy Time], I worry a bit about stability but it's stable, but when I stand up to get more points the dream fades.

BTS

+ [vivid] in my hotel room, about to take a shower, window to the street, looking at windows, looking for door to room, look out and see a mess of my things as I undressed and came into the room, a container strewn farther down the hallway, how did I toss that there, it's too far into the hallway for me to get to it.

+ JoBis pile of graded papers, what will I do with this big, heavy pile? It is a collection of student's most famous bad papers/cheats/poor scores with funny teacher comments on them. One of them is a math paper and the student wrote as an answer a large matrix full of 0's (like 8x8).

+ mad scientist and the fragmenting rockets falling down. His rockets are too far ahead for the counter-measures to catch in time. I watch them from far away as the lights of the missiles dash towards the ground and the good-guys stuff follows. The bad guy is also a news commentator? He is there and says something but it doesn't matter because it looks like he won.

Took a big swig of Valerian at bed time. Super tired over a week of little sleep. Didn't recall much throughout the night, until the final dreams of the morning before the (fairly early) alarm hit: a loooooooong epic that just kept going. Fewer points but I like the continuity!

+ dancing competition in class, I do ice skating

+ epic [long, vivid] "The Titanic Crashes in Point, Nevada"
I'm driving a car on the freeway in Nevada with my wife. I point out to here, "see, the hills start here, it looks totally like the moon!" Like I always say with this view:


I come upon a light turning red as I pass through, my wife says "careful!" (we don't want to get a ticket). While driving I switch to an overhead map view, and I get a call from my parents. They say that they have reserved a place for us in Point. I google for it on the map and all I see is a small place marked "Pt." on the map, I think this is a common search term. My mom tells me that it is about the same distance from us that Santa Barbara is from San Diego. I think, wait, that's really far, I don't want to go that far. Then I see an overheat of Point, with a large resort called "Point". It's like I'm now looking at a scale model, and something slips out of place and an old guy puts it back.

Then I'm inside the resort in the dining room. There are people about and we're trying to find the best food. There are pastries on tables. Moving about from room to room, something about a crash?

In airplane-style seating. I have my seat at the right edge of the row against the wall. It's very important to have a seat (or you won't be saved?). I'm thinking a lot about my seat and the # and my ticket. G28? I have a nametag on my shirt with my seat number. A small black boy comes by, he says he's the ticket guy, I'm dubious, I won't want to hand him my ticket because I don't want to lose my seat. I want to just show him a piece of paper from the seat. But then it turns out that I'm in the wrong seat, that I need to switch with some guy a few aisles down, I see that his seat is worse than mine, in the middle of a row. He's happy to improve his seat. In the end he sits back down and there is a liquid chugging sound and it turns out he's on drugs which are hooked up to tube delivery system on the back of his chair, now facing its back to me.

Some people had rushed me earlier, and I think they may have switched my seat number tag. I look down at it and it now says "D30".

Now two pretty girls approach us and want to sit with us even though they don't have tickets for our row. They sit very close, basically on my lap

Spoiler for sexual encounter:

One of them has her hand on my erection through the outside of my pants, she keeps it there for a while. The two girls start making out passionately right in front of me, just inches away, I see them "chewing face" quite clearly, it's very erotic. Then I start moving my hand along one girl's stomach up under her shirt towards her boobs, but I stop myself and think "No, I don't want to be 'that guy', that takes advantage of a girl in need"

Then I'm moving through the ship, we're trying to get out (it has crashed?) the rooms are all at a funny angle, I move past the bridge and the captain's chair out a door to the outside. A senior crew member says something.

Then I'm standing on a hilltop in a desolate area outside, in the distance to the right there is a very high hill, I ask an old guy who's standing there, if it gets snow in the winter, he indicates yes, several feet, and it's good for skiing. Then I see a mountain in front of me to the left of the hill, it's close, huge, craggy, with a tall overhang near the top, and the entire left side is like a vertical jagged razor-sharp edge. I say/think "hah I bet it's impossible to climb that thing!" and then I look and see a trail of climbers on the mountain. They're connected using a buckle to a wire-line placed on the mountain. I/the guy says something about not trusting your life to a buckle.

Standing out in the desolate area, the guy is giving advice about how to survive the cold: you have to just go and find somebody to hook up with and huddle together for warmth. I think I'd much rather find a girl to huddle with but I may need to find a guy.

Then there's an alien sort of bounty/prize hunter there with a Krull-like-glaive "starfish" blade living familiar-thing that he throws at some victim guy.

The victim guy catches it and throws it back at the hunter. The living glaive stops in mid-air, reverses direction back towards the initial victim, and is exposing its teeth how and hits the victim.

Up for about 3 hours.

Nap, "Empty mind" meditation, fall asleep

+ [semi-lucid feeling] strange house. I'm observing a house with strange things in it. I'm simultaneously outside and inside the house, I see that bags/(sheep?) have been piled up against the windows. I'm trying to identify all the weird stuff inside. I eventually go inside an distinctly notice an "animal" smell like this is a room where a pet has stayed for many years. There are DCs here and I'm feeling frisky so I whip it out and wonder which one to approach for some attention, dream fades.

+ son S2 burns the burgers and slops soy sauce all over the floor in a large puddle. I do a double take on the large puddle in the middle of the room. Then I notice the lower oven storage shelf is pulled out and there are 3-4 burnt-looking burgers sizzling there in a sauce that is overflowing the aluminum foil and that's what's causing the puddle on the floor. I say something to son S2 about this mess and he quips a response.

+ [semi-lucid feeling] flying around my CH trying to avoid being seen by a visitor who's just behind me I wonder if I should take off flying, if I can get up over the roof of the house and the tall bushes before he comes around the corner, I decide to do it and I notice that on the street a large truck has parked on our property, completely parked on top of the juniper bushes off of the road, that's quite rude I think, I settle down on my back in the bushes as the guy following me heads for his truck then I think it's not his truck, then he's shining a light down on to me and I think he's found me. Then we're at the neighbor's house right there inspecting some new construction, it's a little work shed, I see inside there is a table with some tools on it, and I see the door which is slightly ajar has a fancy motion detector on it. I'm working with a big glass window to the little work room, there is an odd ball-and-socket connector that I just can't get to snap, the socket keeps pushing away when I press the ball connector into it, and I think that despite having a lot of experience [FALSE] with this connector, it's funny that I can't get it to snap in place. I look to my left and I see the neighbor friend of mine and some unknown girl in between us, dark hair, I look away from her. I hear the voices of the neighbor family talking, I'm thinking that the now-grown children may have moved back home to take care of their mother.

+ parade of strange beasts, cleaning boy scout camp, "Hey D.G. what's the time and GPS coordinates of our meeting place?" GG shows them on a pad of paper, there's a lot of garbage to clean up

+ ice cream vending machine, I tell JM "I'll be in town just for a couple of days"

+ above LH look out see city can't see bridge blocked mostly by buildings

+ pictures on tablet, not right, with parents, searching for "sister" letters come out like hieroglyphics, then we'rep playing a piece with sister's string-playing friends, the piece is called "The Prostitute" there are 3 sharps in the key signature I'm concerned I'll play a wrong note and they'll kid me for not playing a G#.

+ man stops car to take a picture of a butterfly on his fender but his dog eats it first, it's a hilarious situation

+(f) waking in Str. Canyon

WBTB
get up
BTS

+(f) standing on road outside house with fenced yard, looking at fence, interesting pattern of square holes of difference sizes, closed at second glance by thin wire

+ LUCIDD 212 LD#212 [long, vivid] at pool, naked girl, follow her, go inside, follow some more girls, blocked by woman, bump their butts, back outside, walkway blocked by fat guy, hurrying to get past him back to my backpack with my stuff in it, get to my bag, bag is empty, they've taken my phone, passport, and wallet, and keys, everything. This is horrible, unless...<nose pinch> ... woohoo yes I'm dreaming I'm outside on the other side of a tall solid fence from a mall complex, I'm wondering what to do for a second but remember the competiiton and my pre-planned point-fest. I start with a stabilizing pat-down followed by a quick nose pinch RC, but that's as far as I get a I look at the building in the distance the dream fades.

+ LUCIDD 213 LD#213 I find myself in the back of my car, which is floating about 20 feet in the air, digging through a pile of keys on the carpet, looking for my car keys. I can't imagine that I've lost them, and I imagine what they look like (remembering old college key chain). I feel something is off, do a nose pinch, and I can breathe. I float down to the ground. I'm not really fully believing I'm dreaming, everything is so bright, detailed, and clear. Many more nose pinches follow. I finally really believe it. I'm next to a strip-mall ice cream shop with glass walls. Inside is a group of some sort and I decide to go in to look for girls. I enter and continue doing RCs to make sure I'm not going to make a big waking mistake. As I approach the group and get close and start looking at them, I wake up.

bedtime, approx 00:30

final wake: ~ 08:30

no middle of night water wakings

+ "stop playing with the wires inside the computer, you'll short it out!"
Inside close up view flying through "forest" of wires and add-in cards. My son (?) is moving wires around willy-nilly, and I tell him to stop that because he could easily short out his motherboard.

+ playing ping pong
I come up to a game in progress and will impress them with my prowess. My first serve goes off the table. I go later for a smash and hit the net? My next smash just barely climbs over the net but does make it

+ [longest, vivid] family/church camp, initiation, clipping the salad plant
I'm a new member in a (family?) group participating in a daily family-oriented camp/compound. They have daily meal calls where everybody participates. My group is making the salad or this day, and I observe as they clip two different potted plants at amazingly high speed. One plant has light/white flowers and at one point is butterflies, not leaves? They perform intricate designs on the leaves using small clippers on these plants.

+ [long, vivid] computer / health camp, observing jogging group, in bike ride on loop, Leader tells of Obi-Wan Kenobi cleaning up garbage
I'm looking down to the grounds of the area, from a high balcony/window. I see a group of joggers lead by a leader coming up a trail and going from left to right and continuing on for another lap. I lean forwards with interest to check out the crowd. Then I'm among them and they're on bicycles. The handlebars are odd, sort of curly like old ten-speeds but not quite the same, and the cyclers lock their arms underneath the handles in a way that I think gives very little maneuverability. We're heading out for another lap around the compound. The leader calls out for everybody to keep up the pace, one speed, regardless of the terrain. The bikes are single gear and we're heading up a hill and I think this is going to be a long, hard bike trip, but I realize the path is not as long as I feared. The leader is talking about how Obi-Wan Kenobi is the best jedi because he always takes time from his day to clean up the garbage floating in a body of water.
Later I'm walking into a room, and I'm thinking about & talking about how I left one company where I worked after working for a short while, I felt a bit bad about that but was dedicated to moving on. There are guys & girls sitting around, one guy asks me about the chip from my old company, he's asking me for the details of its bugs "in the thing in my bedroom". I answer "well that depends, what thing is that?" His wife chastises him saying "what are you talking about?

+ the demo guys have a laugh, as the demo program comes up and "barfs" ("bleah!") on the user
Starting out DO over (water?) at dusk (outside a large sports stadium?) there are two groups of two guys, one group to my right and one to my left. The group on the left is the demo guys, the ones responsible for those little programs that come bundled with the OS. Combination of them and me are saying to the others how important they are: "What's the first thing a user does with a new computer? They run the demo programs and they have to be fast. They must run absolutely locked to the monitor's high refresh rate!" Then there's a demo of such a program running in the air in front of me, a little widget that runs in the tray in the lower-right hand corner of the screen: a little wireframe plane of some sort that "dips down" to the bottom of the screen and scoops up (water?). It flies closer and repeat, and then it comes up right to the front of the screen and says "bleah!" making a barfing imitation onto the user. Both groups of guys and I laugh at this.

+ kissing the oracle booth girl, she doesn't know where the guy I'm asking about is, her face changes after the first question
There's a girl (long curly hair?) in a booth, I ask her "where is <some guy's name>?", she answers "I don't know" and I lean in and kiss her, brief but nice. I pull back and she's changed to another girl. I ask her again and again she doesn't know, so I lean in and kiss her again. This time a bit longer, and I mumble that "I need to hold this a bit longer" and my and is on the back of her head gently, it's very nice!

earlier:

+ the rival's watches

+(f) getting Taco Bell on the way to work?

+ the room, the milk, the tunnel, and the cat/bathroom

later:

+ (f) building on a hill

+ Jr. Harry Potter, swimming girl, Harry Potter blew a crystal must do rubbing feet for magical energy, magical fire rocks demo

~ 5 hrs

1st half:

+ personal library cabinet, with (girl?), she makes her books appear, than I make my journals appear, I show them off to her, then I see a picture of ex-GF having sex with a black guy the picture is fuzzy, I see this guy sitting on a couch live action, I'm upset about that situation

+ coming up on a raid from behind, it's a raid on us so my move is daring, pretending to become one of the raiders, under a table, then push through, I see that the raiders are zapping our field, and burning all the people in them, totally ruining them. I run through the blockade up the steep hill, see flowers on the ground and signs of mowing, there is movement in the trees I go under trees, a guy says there is a collander hidden in a tree stump and you can use it and it means "termites for dinner!" I imagine catching termites in that thing. I find my old boy scout sierra cup, then another on a well, and I clean off the rust and see my old name tag on the bottom and see an engraving indicating something about brass players and french horns? I drink from the water anticipating a clean, cold fresh water but it has a distinctly unpleasant mineral/salty taste. There is a boy and girl, brother and sister, I want to see them the girl comes to me and says "buenos noches!" and I say it back assuming with an accent, I wonder if I"ll understand her if she keeps speaking Spanish, but she says s.l. "oh your're an american", then I see her mother who looks like her, and something about the mother's boyfriend.

+ coming up on an apartment with a sliding glass door on a street, there is a bustling university to my right with students moving around, in the apartment I'm trying to decide to keep my little stack of 5 grey books on the table there or take it with me, I talk to the guys inside and I'm telling them my plans to return after class, they're upset that it's later than I said before (7? 8?) but I say it will take time for me to get there and return in my car. There is a loud bang and they all freak out and I tease them for being afraid of just a sound.

~ 10 hours

2nd half:

+ club/girl/sidewalk/grieving hot woman, addict stairs halfway house with shivering addicts and socks messy, guy doing better his stack gets knocked over by leader ,guy swears, "ocean 11" presentatation, up on stairwell over pool, watch plane take off then crash on purpose, 2nd guy saw it too, girl's fist hurt dive into pool ot help, say I saw it, CC asks about how to draw a normal curve, we all try to draw one

+ get into SUV, shall I fill tank, yes, so out have to siphon it in, back in see tank is more full, take off road up hill full of bikers pedestrians, going slow, falling over on purpose, get to top start going down, pass two hot girls speaking [foreign language], see another buxom one grab her go down start sex get to bottom she says "time to play nurse" and takes control, puts me on stomach and I look arond to watch she says "no peeking!" and puts something in my butt, I'm upset at the loss of control and conerned that she may break off a thermometer and give me mercury poisoning, her intentions may not be good (upset at me grabbing her?)

+(f) wake in hospital bed to nurse asking about my side, I say it's fine I don't feel anything any more I could turn

+(f) dance competition outside, dancers on left, judges on right, a small girl is trying but dancing poorly

+ sting at the car dealer, criminal boss is caught, undercover agent upset that is cover was blown

+ guy's tv is broken he's furious and starts breaking another guy's flat screen, the stripper girl is preparing "to go upside down and embarass her self in front of (us guys). I'm one of the few guys who will be watching and feel uncomfortable that there are a bunch of other women around who will be watching

+ sick girl, sit her on my lap, he mom near, she has painful varicose veins in leg, feet, "can you walk?", riding in car, her cheeks turn blue/purple, but she says she wants more cold, her nose starts bleeding, we arrive at "stripper park?" it's outside cold, snowy, one dancer goes off to see about getting a ride, girls walking around, one mother playing with her kids, mother is attending to sick girl, kids in doctor cabinets, the mother is the doctor to the sick girl, a boy in another room, a girl in another across teh way, I see a doctor present the findings on a screen, walk down the prominade to a showe area, turn on shower, find soap, start taking shower, noice naked girl on other side of wall, get bold and take a good look at her, get bolder and walk around squeezing through a narrow place get to her,

Spoiler for sexual encounter:

grab her boobs, get concerned about losing the dream and it does fade but I hold on and keep going, begin intercourse (guide with hand, miss at first she flinches then get it right), goes in deep, feel it all the way along, but can only move with hand, try with hips and nothing moves, squeeze her but with right hand, reach it back for breast and now the hand movement is me moving a pipe cleaner through her shoulder blade and coming out her armpit, blood? no the pipecleaner is red, I get really apologetic and say I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that, does it hurt? She says no but she wants to get up and take a shower, I say sure, as soon as you (BJ to completion)

, wake.