first part of the dream was about keeping little pigs. they were really friendly and there was a grey one, a pink one and a japanese one which was animeesque with weird angular bone structure and advertising branded on it. also there were hedgehogs in the garden. then i was stressing about being made to conduct my cousins wedding. i was wearing a long tail coat and for some reason looked like the bastard child of stewart lee and russell brand as i checked my hair in the mirror. back home and jennifer aniston is there as i am trying on these multi coloured towel shorts things for her. then we are out in the garden and i notice we are growing peaches and one of them is ripe. i give it to her and as she bites it, the juice runs down her neck and chest....
This is probably THE WEIRDEST dream I have EVER had. There is this really fat guy that kidnapped Jennifer Aniston. And he didn't really torture her or anything, he just fed her VERY little. It was almost like a game: collect the stir fry noodles. He flooded his basement, hid stir fry noodles all around the basement and told her that that is all she could eat. And while she looked for the noodles the sand bugs from Half Life constantly attacked her. From what I remember I was only in the dream for about 2 seconds. The rest of it it was almost like I was watching from above. I came up to the fat guy and said: "Why do you feed her stir fry noodles?" And he said: "Because it's cheap." Then I said: "Wow, ok." Then I woke up and thought to myself "WHAT THE HELL???"
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