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March 23, 2011
Lucid Dream 203: The First Blow
Series: 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 7
around 2:00pm
DILD



I'm in my kitchen with Chris R and he is packing a bowl. I watch him hit the odd looking device and I proceeded to do the same. It looked like one of those small, square dental floss dispensers that you get after a visit to a dentist. The top was opened, weed stuffed inside, it was fired up, the top closed and you hit it from the bottom of the device. You carb the weed by opening and closing the top lid. I got a monster hit out of the tiny device and was straight f***ed up. We were now outside standing at the corner of the road. We were in my neighborhood at the top of my hill. There is a large fenced-in field on one side of the road. Me and Chris are taking turns hitting the strange floss dispenser when I noted a truck driving up through the field. The truck smashes through the pathetic wooden fence and stops on the side of the road. Zac R hops out, bong in hand, and we began passing it around.

Another car pulls up. Cliff and Jess get out. Jess looks mad about something as she walks toward us. I say hello and she greets me with a swift kiss. She then walks down the road in anger. Cliff walks up and I immediately hand him the bong. I ask, "What was that all about?" He told me she was still pissed about the previous ordeal. In the dream I understood what he meant, now I have no clue. I now noticed everybody was dressed up in prom-like clothing. Cliff looked down the road and said, "Yup, its about time we head in for the ball." I told everyone to meet me in my room in an hour and I would have the bong already packed. We all walked down the hill and into my castle. Once I entered, I became lucid.

My castle had grown quite a bit since the last time. I was in a long red carpeted hallway. There was a door on my immediately left that lead into a large dining hall. I peaked in. The main lights were dimmed and candles were placed on the rows and rows of tables. There was some sort of celebration going on that resembled a fancy ball/prom. I decided to familiarize myself with the new castle design. I walked to the end of the long hallway and descended a flight of stairs down to the ground floor. There was a double door on my left that led into the same dining hall I had peaked in before. To my right the path curved around the wall to reveal an extremely fancy indoor pool in the center. If you walked passed the top of the pool, there was a door that lead to two connected rooms. One was empty and one was a guest bedroom. I exited this room and flew across the pool. There was a bath/sauna on the right and left of the pool. I flew back across the pool, up the stairs and back to where I started.

The hall curved from where I entered the castle and continue in the opposite direction of the dining hall/stairs/pool. I opened a door and found myself in the grand hall. I walked passed the main entrance to the stairs on the other side. I went up three flights of stair to the fifth floor. This was where my room was (I just knew). I entered and decided to change clothes because I was wearing a jersey. I put on a suit, but couldn't find any pants. I just wore my boxer briefs with the suit jacket and tie. I walked back down to the main hall. There was a butler at the door and I shouted, "Hey George! Off the next man that walks through the door, $500 for his pants." He nodded his head and I entered a nearby room. There were a group of people with a map of the castle trying to locate the dining hall. I decided not to help them and exited the room.

George was pinned against the wall and tied up by some sort of blue magical netting. Security guards were helping him out when I heard George say, "Lord Seymour Guado attacked me when I offered him money for his pants!" I walked into a different room and the same group of people from before were looking at a map. I decided to help them and told them to follow me. I lunged forward about to take flight and one of the group members, an attractive brunette, grabbed me my the hair and pulled me out of the air. She said, "Not right now...it isn't safe." I wondered what the hell she meant, but decided to heed her advice. I took them to dining hall. I sat down next to the brunette and she noticed I didn't have any pants on. She told me to follow her and she would get me some pants. I figured, why not.

She lead me to the guest bedroom. She said, "If we get you some pants on, you will be able to dance with me." I replied, "Or we can leave the pants off, forget about dancing, and let me show you some moves in here." I leaned in and we began kissing. She pulled away and I undressed her. She had large breasts to say the least. We began floating in the air and I realized that we were actually underwater. She was amazed when I told her that we were dreaming. I performed oral on her for a few moments and she did the same. I decided not to go all the way because the dream was so incredibly vivid at the moment (didn't want to mess that up). I carried her over to the bed and laid her down. I told her I had to attend the ceremony and I would be back.

I flew through the castle and found a door that lead to the backyard area. There were people gathered all around the large fountain in the back. There were sparklers and fireworks going off everywhere. Suddenly, there was a swooping sound and a cloaked figure was standing atop the fountain. He removed his hood to reveal a man with a red/orange goatee. His eyes were solid black and his voice silenced the crowd, "This is our world, dreamer! Everyone here, shall die!" All the fires/candles.light sources went out and it was pitch black dark. I heard people screaming and the sound of blades clashing with stone. I felt around the ground and found a tree limb. I immediately turned and blocked, what seemed to be, a keyblade. I pushed whoever it was back, and focused on the sky. I rose the moon from the horizon and it was massive. It provided plenty of light and I could see chaos everywhere.

The goatee man was standing in front of me and I grabbed him by the throat and launched him through the air. I followed his soaring body and attempted to summon my keyblade. I felt metal hit my fingertips and grasped the keyblade. It felt different though, so I looked at it. It resembled the broom sticks from "Fantasia." There were multi-colored stars for the key ridges and the handle was the brush part. I swung the keyblade a few times, and boomerang shaped light flew out of the keyblade and slammed into the ground. I swing it several times and rocked the goatee man with the energy blasts. He ran as I followed him to the edge of the woods. He took flight and shouted, "Lord Bryce. Remember thy name dreamer!" He flew over the forest and out of site. I turned and flew back to the castle.

The castle was on fire and there were bodies everywhere. I walked inside and the whole castle had been ransacked and destroyed. All the survivors were gathered in the main hall. I told them I was off to search for a new castle and if any of them wanted to follow, step forward. A broad, balding man in his 50's, with blonde hair and a matching beard, stepped forward. I asked him who he was and he said, "I am the father of Varro (a character from the series "Spartacus"). I am a blacksmith and I would be honored to join you. He told me his name was Duronde. One of the maids walked up to me and kissed me. We made out for a bit and I said, "So long my sweet." Me and about 10 others left the castle. We were now in a completely different setting.

It was daytime and we were on a dock. I spotted someone familiar. It was Jeane (a character from the Suikoden series). She was wearing her Suikoden V outfit. I also noticed a young girl following her. The girl wore an identical outfit to Jeane's. I called out to her and noticed a bandit was sneaking up behind her with a knife. I performed the flash step technique (from the anime, Bleach) and grabbed hold of a rope that was conveniently placed underneath the bandits foot. I pulled it hard and the bandit fell into the water. I knocked him back into the water several times, before he slashed my arm with his knife. I then choke slammed him onto the dock, bent close to him, and whispered in his ear and said, "I will knock out every tooth in your head and personally implant every last one in your ass. I will then pay a homeless man 20$ to to fill the holes in your gums with his shit. I then released my grip and he ran away scared to death. I asked Jeane to join the army as our Runemistress (an expert on magic/runes). She thanked me for saving her and agreed to join. I took Jeane by the hand and took flight. We flew low over the water. She wrapped her arms around me and we began kissing as we flew. I awoke as I began to rub my hands all over her body.

This dream was a long one for sure .

108 Stars of Destiny
NEW 11 - Duronde - The Forge Star
NEW 12 - Jeane - The Rune Star

Series Details
Welcome to the epic dream series known as, "The 108 Stars of Destiny." Follow me as I build the most powerful army the dream world has ever seen. Along with the help of 108 key recruits, I take on the dream world and elevate to god-like status! Will anyone stand in my way? Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

12/07/2010
"The Z Hunters"

I was on a relic hunt, a member of a team of people around my age. Opposite us was a rival team, who I believe was lead by DV Member JEFF777 (Geoff). The object of the hunt was some old metallic article of clothing that gave the wearer immense power (a glove, I think. Not sure, though). We actually started out with powers of our own, comparable to DBZ characters, and we had to complete all of these different challenges, to get ahead of the other team. Hilariously enough, the first challenge had something to do with our teams fighting to make the craziest sandwich, out of ingredients that were being stored in this secret, underground produce aisle. It was literally a mixture between a grocery store aisle - tile walls, lighting and all - and a rocky, cavernous tunnel. I don't remember much of this contest, or who one.

Later, the teams had whittled themselves down to just Geoff. There was a lot going on, and we ended up coming upon an event where cops had a house surrounded, and there was some sort of hostage situation going on inside. We had been told that the relic would be inside the house, and we had to somehow make our way inside to get it, without drawing the attention of the police. We stood on a nearby rooftop, staring over at the chaotic scene - each trying to gauge the best way of going about this. Suddenly, we got our break. For some odd reason, the cops had the 'genius' idea to act as if they were leaving the scene, and succumbing to the will of the hostage taker. Instead, what they did was take the entire force - cars and all - and move them...to the house next door. They then climbed over the rooftop, trying to stay hidden - even though it was broad daylight - and moved into the backyard, making their way into the connecting yard and trying to storm the house from the back. Geoff and I immediately took this as our chance.

Racing each other, we both launched off of the roof, streaking across the sky and busting into the house through one of the walls, neck and neck. We knew we had to work fast, because the police were coming up, and would be there any second. We subdued the criminal, and saved the hostage, who was some pretty attractive chick that I believe was tied to a chair(?) After that. We scrambled to look for the relic, but soon found out it wasn't there. The girl was actually a part of the 'game.' She was a piece of a scavenger hunt, and informed us that the relic was actually somewhere in the mountains (but she gave us more precise directions than that. ). And before the cops even knew we were there, Geoff and I blasted off again, taking flight toward the mountains. The chase was insane. We were more like dog-fighting fighter jets; each jockeying for position and trying to knock each other out of the race, all while we sped over the terrain, toward the relic. We spared nothing, firing energy blasts at each other, along the way, and then streaking into close-quarters, mid-air melee before rocketing away and trying to gain the lead once again.

I don't actually remember who ended up winning the race. (Imagine that. ) All I remember after the battle is returning to the house where the girl had been held hostage, hanging out with her, and then the two of us having some pretty intense sex.

All that power, and no lucidity, though.