Thread: Weirdest, strangest, most perverted thing you've done while lucid?

I'm male IRL, but in a dream once I had total female anatomy and was being drilled by some hot dude. I swear, the part of us that is connected to all of existence I can't help but feel knows/recalls thing, because I swear I had the exact sensation to a damn T. I can tell you that it feels different to give and receive as a male, and no doubt, to receive as a female is different from those two. In my dream it felt so representative. And yummy yummy.

Originally Posted by chajadan

I'm male IRL, but in a dream once I had total female anatomy and was being drilled by some hot dude. I swear, the part of us that is connected to all of existence I can't help but feel knows/recalls thing, because I swear I had the exact sensation to a damn T. I can tell you that it feels different to give and receive as a male, and no doubt, to receive as a female is different from those two. In my dream it felt so representative. And yummy yummy.

I've done the same, and can say the same, multiple times.

Originally Posted by chajadan

I'm male IRL, but in a dream once I had total female anatomy and was being drilled by some hot dude. I swear, the part of us that is connected to all of existence I can't help but feel knows/recalls thing, because I swear I had the exact sensation to a damn T. I can tell you that it feels different to give and receive as a male, and no doubt, to receive as a female is different from those two. In my dream it felt so representative. And yummy yummy.

Female here. Have experienced sex and masturbation as a male in a dream (not lucid, though).

Originally Posted by Ametam

Not great, it was really bloody, and the bones were really crunchy which made a horrible texture. Would not eat again.

Overall the dish quality was around about 2/10, with the only plus points being the exotic nature of the dish and its strange presentation.

It may have tasted better if you add some fava beans and a nice chianti.

This a a good thread.

In a good % of my LDs my sex drive just completely takes over. From what I've read it is because during REM the bodies sexual hormone levels are so high...either that or I'm just a perv. It seems I'm constantly loosing control and seeking out sex.

I've performed felatio on myself. One time I has sex with mud...which was surprisingly good, and gives new meaning to "dirty sex". All of these dreams are in my dream journal.

Okay this one is quite weird.
I was dreaming I had sex with a girl (I'm a boy) and suddenly she decided that she had to do some other stuff, so she took off her vagina and gave it to me so I could keep on going while she left the room and never came back. I kept on going.

Weirdest thing in LD?
I summoned slenderman and it started to dance in a weird funny way with some stupid piece of clothes on his suit.

In another there was a girl in motocross suit, doing motocrossing and I followed her and slammed her into a facility with the force
and I felt pleasure hearing her crying.
then I gone home and checked myself
and I realized that I have a black cock.

and theres the weirdest non ld thing which I dreamed yesterday
Me and 3 guy were planning to have an orgy in a restaurant
we almost completed the planning when the dream ended
I don't know whats wrong with my brain?!? o_O

Quite an interesting thread to say the least

Once, in a Non-LD, I had a ray that could turn a penis into a vagina, and visa versa. It was... interesting...

I did "Daisy Duck"...........Nuff said

I was about to post a story when I realized I went into wayyyyy to much detail

I am the only dude that kinda thinks changing a dick into a vagina would be creepy and traumatize me for life.

I've just remember when I was a teenage boy, I had a non-lucid where I was some sort of perverted nun. I was having fun by putting into my vagina some outlaw bikers' semen I found spread on the roof of a train.

lol too much craziness. Im not sure mine measure up.

--Dreamt I was a formless blob watching a pair of my friends jump off a cliff. Then I orgasmed. Awesome. IRL they're great friends. In the dream, it was some sort of cathartic experience lol

--Dreamt I had been married 3 times in the past and each wife had died. In the dream I was walking on a beach viewing monuments to each wife. Each had died horrifically, and only a part of them was left. One was a statue of hands, one was a statue of a head, and one was a statue of the legs from the waist down. o.O

--Dreamt I was being chased by a toothless dog with an enormous mouth that wanted to eat my testicles, and a pair of drunks in the background of the dream kept laughing and telling me I was doomed. It was intense.

Those are hilarious and unexpected I love the second one.

While lucid I haven't really done anything perverted or weird but I saw some weird shit last night in my first lucid

There was like this disgusting alien organism/retarded/disfigured monster and I just felt completely weirded out so I made it leave by saying "go away"

Hopefully I can do some perverted shit for you freaks to read about later.

Holy Shit, It's only 2:00am and it's already started,
I was going to meet a girl after she was done work at an office complex and the place was semi dark but her light was on, I had to pee somewhere before I went to see her, The hallway was full of junk and lined with doorways so I pee'd in one of them without a door and noticed I was peeing something that looked like oatmeal, I started to laugh and played with it filling some empty tin cans and a dented bucket and made several puddles on the floor and had hit a light switch which i wiped off and it didn't work so I said this is a dream and laughed louder while I filled a washing machine with oatmeal then other office lights started to come on and as it ran over I laughed so loud I woke myself up

Ya I've had sex got bjs ect in my dreams but there was one lucid that what I did kinda creeped me out a bit and made me feel bad but was pretty cool too

Was at my old elementary school which was what made me go lucid in the first place but all my friends were still the same age as in the present, anyways I got into a fight with one of my friends who's sometimes kinda annoying but for some reason every time I tried to punch him I would lose my strength right before hitting him and kept lightly taping him in the face while he laughed and mocked me, after about 3 punches where I couldn't hit with any strength I got mad.

I put both hands on his head and smashed the back of his head into the wall and his head busted open and was all bloody and he died which I wasn't really expecting so kinda freaked me for a bit, but then i let it go and picked up a random girl and stole a car and then got her to give me head while I drove
Decent dream

Originally Posted by Littlejord

smashed the back of his head into the wall ... picked up a random girl and stole a car... and then got her to give me head while I drove

Who needs "Grand Theft Auto" when you can lucid dream?

Originally Posted by Littlejord

Ya I've had sex got bjs ect in my dreams but there was one lucid that what I did kinda creeped me out a bit and made me feel bad but was pretty cool too

Was at my old elementary school which was what made me go lucid in the first place but all my friends were still the same age as in the present, anyways I got into a fight with one of my friends who's sometimes kinda annoying but for some reason every time I tried to punch him I would lose my strength right before hitting him and kept lightly taping him in the face while he laughed and mocked me, after about 3 punches where I couldn't hit with any strength I got mad.

I put both hands on his head and smashed the back of his head into the wall and his head busted open and was all bloody and he died which I wasn't really expecting so kinda freaked me for a bit, but then i let it go and picked up a random girl and stole a car and then got her to give me head while I drove
Decent dream

Bloody gore dreams are weird! I once had a FA where I killed a guy in the previous dream, once I "woke up", I found his bloody head in my room, covered with a t-shirt and crowned with a crown of thorns I made to humiliate him or something like that because of I was sort of pissed off. I was really confused, because of the FA, the first thing I wanted to do was getting rid off the head in the bathroom thinking something like "Shit, I was not dreaming, now I'm in trouble!" (I ended up with a clean skull and didn't know what to do with it). Then I woke up for real on my bed apparently a couple of hours later, and it was like an amnesia episode, because of I didn't know what did I do with the skull. It took me a time to figure out the difference between the FA and WL. Hopefully I was able to find some inconsistencies that brought peace to my soul.

Well at least we all know what you'd do Box77 if this ever comes up. I bow to the self preservation instinct.

Originally Posted by chajadan

Well at least we all know what you'd do Box77 if this ever comes up. I bow to the self preservation instinct.

I think we all have this 'Jack the ripper' nature which under extreme circumstances gets free in some dreams (Should I say nightmares?). I'm wondering if anyone has released it while lucid.

Originally Posted by chajadan

Who needs "Grand Theft Auto" when you can lucid dream?

Ya no kidding, even though when i was dreaming it didnt really seem like i was stealing it, i just saw a car in the parking lot and figured meh would probably be fun to rip really fast in a car so just opened the door and then must have just started it with my mind or something i cant really remember and then off i went.

My one true LD I realized it was a dream and ran out side I was on college campus. I started trying to fly but that just resulted me making insanely long distance jumps after a while I realized wtf am I doing and run up into my old dorm and had sex/raped 2 chicks ..... I woke up really happy and then realized I have to change my underwear....; }

It was my first lucid dream. I wasn't really in full control so I didn't really know what I was doing. Well the point is... I raped a male 8 year old (I am a male 14 year old). I don't even know... It was just grose.