Thread: Weirdest, strangest, most perverted thing you've done while lucid?

Originally Posted by chajadan

Who needs "Grand Theft Auto" when you can lucid dream?

As soon as I have the required days to make a sig, I am putting this in there as a quote from you, chajadan.

Originally Posted by Littlejord

Ya I've had sex got bjs ect in my dreams but there was one lucid that what I did kinda creeped me out a bit and made me feel bad but was pretty cool too

Was at my old elementary school which was what made me go lucid in the first place but all my friends were still the same age as in the present, anyways I got into a fight with one of my friends who's sometimes kinda annoying but for some reason every time I tried to punch him I would lose my strength right before hitting him and kept lightly taping him in the face while he laughed and mocked me, after about 3 punches where I couldn't hit with any strength I got mad.

I put both hands on his head and smashed the back of his head into the wall and his head busted open and was all bloody and he died which I wasn't really expecting so kinda freaked me for a bit, but then i let it go and picked up a random girl and stole a car and then got her to give me head while I drove
Decent dream

Bloody gore dreams are weird! I once had a FA where I killed a guy in the previous dream, once I "woke up", I found his bloody head in my room, covered with a t-shirt and crowned with a crown of thorns I made to humiliate him or something like that because of I was sort of pissed off. I was really confused, because of the FA, the first thing I wanted to do was getting rid off the head in the bathroom thinking something like "Shit, I was not dreaming, now I'm in trouble!" (I ended up with a clean skull and didn't know what to do with it). Then I woke up for real on my bed apparently a couple of hours later, and it was like an amnesia episode, because of I didn't know what did I do with the skull. It took me a time to figure out the difference between the FA and WL. Hopefully I was able to find some inconsistencies that brought peace to my soul.

Well at least we all know what you'd do Box77 if this ever comes up. I bow to the self preservation instinct.

Originally Posted by chajadan

Well at least we all know what you'd do Box77 if this ever comes up. I bow to the self preservation instinct.

I think we all have this 'Jack the ripper' nature which under extreme circumstances gets free in some dreams (Should I say nightmares?). I'm wondering if anyone has released it while lucid.

My one true LD I realized it was a dream and ran out side I was on college campus. I started trying to fly but that just resulted me making insanely long distance jumps after a while I realized wtf am I doing and run up into my old dorm and had sex/raped 2 chicks ..... I woke up really happy and then realized I have to change my underwear....; }

It was my first lucid dream. I wasn't really in full control so I didn't really know what I was doing. Well the point is... I raped a male 8 year old (I am a male 14 year old). I don't even know... It was just grose.

I had my way with a DC in a lucid.
The strange part is that I only forced myself on him to hear him scream--he just sat there and took it.
...It was incredibly unsatisfying.

humans are curious beings who pervasively adhere to a set of restrictions for good reason where none needed would be better -- it's no surprise given the chance to de-censor where absolutely no censoring is necessary -- they do, and go out of their way to.

A few years ago, someone really pissed me off. So I took a desk, slammed it into their skull. Stabbed them 37 times, dismembered their limbs one by one, then cut up the body into little chunks and put it in a jar. Superglued the jar shut, took it home, and put it in my closet.

Also, sex on piano, sex in a cardboard box, etc.

Uh, hhh, um, you didn't say if that was a dream or not, so I'll let ignorance be my bliss

Originally Posted by Queen Zukin

A few years ago, someone really pissed me off. So I took a desk, slammed it into their skull. Stabbed them 37 times, dismembered their limbs one by one, then cut up the body into little chunks and put it in a jar. Superglued the jar shut, took it home, and put it in my closet.

Also, sex on piano, sex in a cardboard box, etc.

In a lucid a while ago, I had sex with a woman in front of her husband. I saw the lovely couple getting into a supermarket and I wasn't able to control my sex drive. I took the woman from behind while I commanded him to be quiet while I was doing my best with her. The guy just watched us patiently...

Not a bad thing i did in a dream, but i came close ( i am a novice dreamer, just started frequent RC's a couple weeks ago.) from what i remember I was on a bed with this girl, who in real life i am extremely attracted to. Well in this dream she was begging for me and asking me to do the deed with her, but to me i got this super bad vibe from her in the dream and kept telling her to fuck off or leave me alone. And i distinctly remember briefly laughing in my head because "this must be a dream" but i didn't go lucid

A couple of nights ago I got lucid but didn't remember anything from my waking life for more that I tried. As the dream was absorbing me with the plot, I decided to do a "pussy check" with 3 grown teenage girls to stabilize it at the end we had some fun with one of them...

Well the weirdest for me was this dream where I met a girl that I liked, so I became lucid and started flirting with her. The next thing I know, we were hugging and stuff. Finally we relax a bit on a couch, snuggling. She puts her head in my lap. She is looking up at me, and while she does I do her in the back of her head. It actually goes into the back of her head and feels good, and I can tell by her expression she is really enjoying it too.

DC was pissing me off so I told her to f*ck me. She said something I can't remember and I dropped her in a meat grinder and shoved my * in the - well, I'm sure you can figure out the rest.

Probably most perverted was a while ago, I kept trying to bang a girl, but she just wasnt having it and walked out of the room, so I gave myself a blowjob. I actually wound up waking myself up because I was so much larger, than in reality. That was a wierd one, seemed like a good idea at the time though.

Last night or the night before that I walked around (not lucid) with two cold dead penises in my hands thinking, so this is what girls put in there mouth when giving bj's. So weird

Once I was cracking the sky, but I felt guilty doing it so I stopped.
Then as a prize for my compassion I spent some time flying with Aldous Kuxley over the Ocean

Raped a few girls because I was worried that I was losing lucidity and wanted to "make the most out of it".. turns out the dream girls were willing after all, it was awesome

That same dream some guy was having an altercation with another one of my dream characters, who accused him of stealing shit from him or something so I stabbed the guy multiple times in the ribs with a serrated knife..

I woke up pretty disturbed I even had these dreams

not really lucid but.. at the end she shape shifted into my mother............................................ ...