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girls from my school offended me so much, that I decided to hit one of them in the face. But the power of my hand was so low, that I couldn't attack. I thought that it can't be so, stop fighting and decided to make RC. Count fingers - six And false awaking without awareness

I'm not sure how many days I've missed.. I think just one.. but x-x I couldn't recall any dreams that day anyway. Last night I had a lucid dream about mmorpg's because I've been playing one a lot lately. It was also about my mom and this one boy. And porn :/ I guess it started out from me watching porn, playing Aion, and skyping with this boy all at the same time.. and my mom came into my room and asked to use my computer. I freaked out and threw the computer in the air and made it turn into a giant green mayan-pyramid looking thing.. then there were a few more of those rising out of the ground and up like Lion King's SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR moment under the full moon with the hyenas.. Aha, and my mom was running after me because she figured out I was watching porn. We did that for what seemed like FOUR hours! And we were dressed like little mushroom things (I was craving mushrooms that night) We hopped and ran through jungles, space ships, Xbox Kinect adventures, and black holes. IT WAS SO COOL ^_________^ I guess I wasn't lucid in the beginning but the "4 hours" made me realize it was probably a dream because I was tired (like the wine dream). The first bit was probably because I was afraid my parents were going to talk to me about my masturbating habits. Because it's "haram" in the religion my family follows O.o and I was surprisingly too embarrassed to not give a shit if they knew.. I was worrieddd :c but then it turned out to be a hella load of fun. And that's how today turned out too. My parents were having fun and stuff today :] with the entire family. These dreams really do have an impact.

I had 2 Torpedo ales, a bottle of merlot, and 2 benadryl pills last night so I would be guaranteed some sleep.

It worked. Alas, no recall. There was a dream fragment that was from the last few days where I couldn't find a chef coat in the right size.

Just a short one here,
I meet with,"Melissa Harris Perry!!" She admired the great pictures I took of her!!!!

Later, I'm at a gas station. The prices dropped dramatically to $0.99 per gallon regular!!!!!

Work boss throughs pay checks on our work-cafeterior tables. Mine was $15 with carbon paper and tax stamps included, (stapled together).

Earlier I was studying the catolog of what the company sold and looking at the flash cards with several different, (short) spiels.

An office woman was on the phone and the caller was asking about the products. I passed her the flash cards but she said that she prefers to talk with out memorising a spiel.

As I looked at my first commission check of $15 I was suprised and happy. I couldn't quite remember what products I sold. I only remember reading about the products and how to sell them, and talking to a middle aged man.

The middle age working-class man was saying how he was going to catch a bus to the series of "Man" Streets. The consecutive, parrellel, residential streets (full of working families) that all started, (or finished) with the prefix, (or sufix) word "man". I thought I would find a similar easy layout of residential streets and go door-to-door as well. Next our boss was tossing our first pay checks on our tables.

This was a hobby-job for me because I already had 2 or three other comfortabe scources of income.

I fell asleep saying:

Dear Future-Me

Give me a dream, make it happy, uplifting and wow! Make it about something wonderful happening three-sixty-five days from now.

Sleep 2:45 AM. Wake 10 AM. (Monday 16-April-12)

Wow, prepare yourselves.

First, I had a dream in which I posted my DEILD progress to Yuppie's DEILD Guide thread. Weird , but that's all for THAT dream.

Now....

I was in a forest, with particularly green grass for such dead trees. I was talking to a man with black shaggy hair who was very thin about his pet wolf. I was staring up into the 'trees' but all I could see was a light moss green taking up all my vision. "Look for the shadows" they said to me, there was another person there, a younger girl. I can't remember details of her though. After a while I saw this humongous black shadow in the light moss green 'something' I was seeing. It made me REALLY scared. I fell to the ground and then the shadow's owner leaped out of the moss green to the ground in front of me. It was a very small wolf with black fur, possibly a baby. Something like this. He had a voice like Hagrid from Harry Potter of course. But he was long and thin unlike Hagrid.




The smaller one.

So anyway, I wonder if Yuppie's avatar was an influence in this.

Next, LOTS of people were marching from the forest to the school hogwarts style. This was my high school. Everyone there was from school as well. I walked into my usual business studies room but there was a different teacher and four or five students who weren't in the class normally. I went to walk out but they persuaded me to stay in. "I'm just the new teacher." I eventually sat down at a desk. I was very confused The teacher was ms Vonsouvargn or however you spell that name. I think all of the other students were female. At first, everything they were saying to me didn't make sense. The desk had a blue top and black legs. There was an odd light orange/pink lighting in the room. Maybe peach? Blue carpet, white walls. The light was not harsh though, bright but not harsh.

Another segment of the dream was being outside the science block. All the year 7 kids were talking about pokemon. It was a tradition in this 'dream school' to give year 7's the pokemon 'Mew' which is extremely rare if you know pokemon. So anyway, all the kids were excited about getting Mew and I was remembering how I got mew but it was on a gameboy not a DS. I was trying to tell year 7 kids how pokemon was better on the gameboy. The walls had painted art on the walls like at school. A blue floor with black speckles on it.

I wasn't sure which of these events came first, the business studies or the science block incident. I don't recall travelling between the two but I believe the dream ended at the business studies part so I suppose the science part was before that.

I'm not sure if this is as impressive as I think it might be but for me it's great Before I know it, two of these a night or three. Who knows?

It started with a FA from a dream I do not remember. At the start of the FA I remember being really mad thinking it was almost time to get up from my nap but I still did not remember my dreams nor did I have a lucid dream.

I remember telling myself over and over as I was falling asleep in the FA that I wanted to have a lucid dream. When I fell asleep (in the dream) I remember stumbling through a gray fog type of thing still saying I wanted a lucid dream. It is a few minutes later when I find myself in the hallway that I do a RC. I do the nose pinch RC and can breath but I have started backing it up with another RC. For the backup check I look at the clock on the stove. It was all zeros then another number I do not remember.

I get really excited as this is my first lucid in a long while. I remember my first step task to eat something. At first I do not want to try this task because last time I ate something I tried to eat my pillow in real life lol. But thinking it cannot be as bad as sucking on a drool spot again I reach into the pan on the stove with potatoes in it. I grabbed up a small one and bit down. To my surprise it tasted like a cooked potato although the taste was a bit muted. I then grabbed a carrot off the counter and ate that. It tasted like a cooked carrot that was cooked with a roast. It was very good.

Having completed that task I deiced to go outside to explore. I get to the front door and remember the summoning task and deiced to see if I can summon someone to me. I really try to summon this person to be on the other side of the door but when I open it no one is there. I am not really surprised, but I am mad. I take a few stapes outside and deiced I will try to call this person on the phone and demand they show up. I walk back into the house grab the phone. As soon as I grab the phone I start to hear numbers being said in a kind of demonic raspy whisper. I know it is coming from the phone but I am not startled by this. I try to remember the numbers as they are said over and over again.

As I am trying to remember the numbers the dream starts to fade and I wake. At first I could remember the first five numbers, but I could not write them down before forgetting them.

All I remember is doing something I wasnnt supposed to do.

I remember talking to a guy in a building with brown wooden planks as the floor and wall about him becoming king. Probably inspired by my late playing of "Mount and Blade: Warband" That's all I can remember though.