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I'm going to kick off my dream journal by posting some of my previous lucid dreaming experiences.
This was my first ever lucid dream.
also, keep in mind this is something i wrote last month, so the methods i'm using might not be the same as i'm using now, and there might be some things that sounds a bit weird.

in the first one, i was on some kind of muddy grass field, but with a view of a lake. It was a mixture betweeen "Lyngby sø" (a local lake), and
a picture i saw on facebook a few days ago. When the dream started, i don't really remember what happend all that well, but i know my brother somehow had something
to do with it. He influenced me to go to this weird place. Anyway. I was on the field, with some kind of old big guy. He was making
a painting of the scene. I had a microfone, and some guy behind me was holding a camera. I think i was a news reporter or something.
In the middle of the interview, the old guy stared right into my eyes, and said, "You are dreaming". his head then went back to being
completely normal. The next thing i did was sqeeze my nose, and see
if i could breath though it. I could.
And this is where i think it wen't wrong. I tried stabalizing my dream by quicky moving around, but it felt like i was underwater.
I couldn't move around really. Everything was also slowly fading, until i woke up. I opened my eyes kind of disapointed, and wen't back to sleep.

This is when things got interesting. I woke up in a mixture of my dads house, and a fancy chineese resturant. Me, a few girls and a few guys where there.
Where were chatting and just goofing around. everyone moved into a room in the basement, where they started looking at funny videos. I now did my reality check,
and i noticed i could breath right through my nose, even though it was clogged. I then counted my fingers, wich was one of the most awesome
experiences i've ever experienced. There were not only 12 fingers, but they were also deformed, and in weird colours. When i looked at them, everything in the background
seemed to change colours, just like if somebody was trying all the filters on their new webcam. I then quickly span around,
trying to stabalize my dream. It was really hard again, but i somehow managed to do it. When i was done, everything was extremely clear.
This part is kind of embarrasing. I'll leave the names out. Anyway. I was still dreaming, and at this point the dream was pretty stabil,
so i tried if i could "summon" people. Sadly it didn't really work. I didn't try all that hard either though, so that might have been the problem.
But after failing to summon someone, i tried making someone sleep, and that did work. This girl suddenly fell down (I cought her midfall, pretty romantic eyh?..),
I then kissed her. Now this is the embarasing part. She woke up, and was really surprised. She got up and screemed at me.
Now, at this point i was shitting my pants.. I though that she would remember it after we woke up, because she wasn't sleeping. It doesn't make any sense at all, but
in the dream it did. So at this point i thought, fuck it, i'll try again. I then made her sleep again, and woke her up with a little kiss.
This time she wasn't screaming, or running, or punching me in the nose, but she slowly opened her eyes, while kissing back. At the time i didn't really think much of it,
but now that i write it down, it does remind me a lot of the snow-white kiss-to-wakup kind of thing. Anyway, we kissed for a bit, and ended up going outside.

I woke up, kind of annoyed, because i wanted to sleep on.
But, i finnaly fell asleep again. This time, it wasn't a mix between my dads house and the chinnese place as it was in the 2nd dream, but it was completely
in the chineese place. I quickly did my reality checks, and failed all of them. I then spun around in a circle, while rubbing my hands together, to create stability.
Eveything worked out pretty good. Now, this dream was pretty lame actually. I seriously don't know why i didn't try to fly, or to have sex with selena gomez (yup, you can't deny it.).
This dream is hard to explain, but i'll try my best.
I was with my sister, going down some random roads. In the dream, the "google streetview" cars was going to come in a few minutes.
There were thousands and thousands of justin beiber pictures everywhere, wich is the weird part. I somehow dreamt that all the little justin beiber fans had made a plan,
to mass advertize him on every street, every time someone wanted to use google maps. So i was walking around with my sister and taking theese down, because, who wouldn't?
Now this is the awesome part, i dreamt that there were a $100 strapped to evey one of theese pictures. By the end of the dream, i was a fucking millionare.
I then woke up, and realize how fucking stupid i was, to not try to fly, or do something awesome, but to go around town taking down justin beiber posters..

The weird thing is that i'm not even a fan of justin beiber, and i haven't heard any of his songs in a looong time.
On the other side, I'm just glad it wasn't Nickelback.