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I fell asleep on the couch around 9pm after my Dad told me he was going to bed.

In my dream there was crabs growing everywhere. I was able to look beneath cushions on the couch, on the floors... they were literally everywhere. And by 'growing' I guess what I mean was that they just looked like a bunch of squiggly little lines when they first started out...but as they grew it became more defined as an actual crab. And I was terrified of the crabs coming near me or touching me because I thought they would bite me. The focus at this point was to find a spot where there were NO crabs around.

Other stuff happened....and I'm forgetting it the longer I stay awake.... Ugh...

And then right before I woke up I was back laying on the couch exactly in the position I was sleeping. I was trying to open my eyes all the way and I couldn't. I looked over to see what was on the TV and couldn't open them.... I held the tv remote in front of my eyes and couldn't see the buttons (at this point I thought my eyes were open but I thought I was cross-eyed because I wasn't 'opening them hard enough').

Basically that's the last thing I remember when I actually opened my eyes. I couldn't have been asleep for too long, just a slight doze, but even still sight felt really funny.... like it was awkward to have my eyes completely open and seeing straight. I don't know.

I don't remember much from last night, although I believe I had a decent amount of dream activity.

Tunnels and strange archetecture

I am at the bottom of a deep shaft. It is kind of dark here. I believe that this is some place within the lower parts of Aperture Laboratories. I think I am trying to find my way out or something. I remember dreaming of this place before. It isn't exactly like Aperture from Portal, but it could easily fit in. Anyway, there are long corridors, stairs, and things I have to jump over.

Amish pancake breakfast

I am serving pancakes to Amish people. There are a bunch of Amish kids, who say funny things that I can't remember. The pancakes look really good, and I am pretty hungry, but I can't eat until I am done serving. It seems like a lot of people have to be served, too.

At this point someone wakes me up in real life. At first I am a bit annoyed, because the pancakes looked really good and now I won't get any.

Monday, 12/26/2011
Something about mall and competition.

(Lately I'm noticing, tons of my dreams are about competition. I don't understand why)

Tuesday, 12/27/2011
took a nap around 5pm.

IWL - I spent a day reading Karen's posts about OBEs
DR- I'm sleeping on sofa and I get the vibrations, I will my body to lift up and it does. Feet first, then rest. I stand up gently next to the sofa.

IWL - after waking up, I feel the familiar feeling of headrush (fast flight through field of stars like at warp speed, headfirst) in back of my head. Something must have happend, it possibly wasn't just a dream.

Newertheless, cool feeling from the whole thing.

December 28, 2011


Synopsis: A volcano is born and me and my sisters try to escape the lava


Notes: Reading LaBerges book and looking forward to re-discovering my dream signs. Abstract dream


Volcano in the City
On top of a steep hill next to the apartments, wild animals are lose. I remember trying to calm an angry startled wolf. He snarls at me and I keep my distance. My sisters aren't disturbed by the animals running around the place, they just keep on gossiping.


Then I see a giant shadow over me and a deer. The shadow is large and round, and it grows bigger and bigger. "What the hell!" Recognizing this shadow from Zelda, I jump to the side and dodge a giant boulder that fell from the sky.

"Thats a volcanic rock!"


"Volcanic?"


The rock is still steaming. In the distance I can see a giant plume of smoke rising. "Look, there's a volcano growing over there!"


It wasn't long before me and my sisters see lava. We try to escape the city, but we get lost in an All-Generic-Building. We wandered into the public restroom, were my sisters make a quick stop. But as they use the potty the ground splits and lava spews out.


Sometimes it wasn't lava. Sometimes it was this nearly black mud mixed with volcanic rocks.


The alarm rings



After Thoughts:
1. dream was abstract with out of place steep hill
2. out of place wild animals
3. dramatic environmental change - the volcano
4. sense of danger and urgency
5. All-Generic-Building
6. abstract messy restroom

Also upon awakening and immediately falling back asleep I began dreaming I was in a shitty bathroom where I saw McLovin' who was with a friend of his. I said hey, he replied, and then started vomiting. He began vomiting large chunks of what seemed to be potatoes and he was choking, heaving with these chunks blocking his airway and nothing coming out. It frightened me a lot and I awoke in a sweat.

I awoke from my previous dream and instantly began dreaming again. This time I was in my apartment, although distorted, and saw people had opened my door and were moving in. I tried to explain that I had paid my rent, but they didn't stop. I went into the hallway, which was extremely distorted, trying to explain to my landlord what was happening, but we were attacked by fleas.

I'm disappointed that I failed to perform an RC as the entire time I was questioning how everything looked and how unrealistic the situation was.

I ordered a pizza at a nondescript place and a young skinny guy inside commented on how cheesy my slice was, so i through a strand of it on him and we got into it. I lured him outside and beat him up pretty good, but he eventually pinned me on the ground (as i feared he would) and got a few licks in. Eventually the police arrived, split us up, and I was able to convince them not to arrest us.