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After two nights of sleep deprivation, I had a long sleep tonight. I had many dreams, but can't remember them well, possibly due to me being on the verge of getting sick. But I will try to write the lucid dream down as good as I can.

I am Lisa Simpson, sitting in a car. Marge Simpson is driving, and we have a talk about some serious issues, but I cannot remember them. Later, I am walking along a path covered in flagstones, everything around the path is nature. I am wondering about karma. "Karma is like going on this path, sometimes you go small steps, sometimes big ones." I notice that I am dreaming now, it is very clear to me. I remember Nomad's tutorial for expanding dream time, so I go on and try to stabilize the dream. I look around, hear the wind and trees around making noises. I try to feel my body, I can sense every part of it. I bend down to reach for a flower(daisy) near the path, and smell it. The smell is not strong, so I lick it, it tastes bitter. I get up and proceed to walk on the path, amazed by the realness of everything. I have thoughts like "So now my dream will last very long.", and suddenly I wake up.

Lembre-me de estar caminhando no meio de uma rua da minha cidade e na calçada(ou passeio)havia um homem me acompanhando e ele me dizia:
"Isso tudo é um sonho.","Nada disso aqui é real."...
Então ele pediu para que olhasse para um homem que se encontrava ali e eu olhei, e ele mandou que eu imaginasse que aquele homem ali era um palhaço e eu comecei a imagina-lo como palhaço e de repente ele se transformou num palhaço (Como não fiz nenhum reality check ,não tenho certeza se fiquei lucido por um breve momento). Nesse momento eu fui parar em outro lugar(involuntariamente) , estava dentro de um predio e nesse predio havia uma escadaria muito alta e larga e estava dois homens vestidos de ternos brigando e eu estava jundando um deles ,pois o outro era perigoso e estava com um revolver na mão. E no meio daquela confussão toda o homem disparava a arma varias vezes e eu deviava todas as vezes "até que uma vez ele me acertou e então eu acordei"(ESSE PERIODO ESTA ENTRE ASPAS POIS NÃO TENHO CERTEZA SE OCORREU MESMO OU FOI SÓ MINHA IMAGINAÇÃO)

Orange = Lucid

If only I could remember more of this. It might make a bit more sense, lmao.

I'm somewhere random trying to help this guy bury this dude who accidentally killed himself with a gun (he was about to kill the guy I was with but the gun electrocuted his heart, resulting in him dying instantly). We don't know what to do with the body. There's a pond next to us which I spot out though (we're all standing (in the dead guy's case, lying) on a pile of logs) and me and the guy I'm with roll him off into the pond. We can still see the body. Then somebody is coming for us. I jump up and grab onto something above me, hauling the rest of me up in the process. The guy I'm with hides himself. We don't get caught.

We're now outlaws in the middle of nowhere. It's not just me and this guy though, there's more of us now (we're all dressed up as animals for some reason). This guy is the leader and he's a vulture (or something) Suddenly we're about to get busted again by some form of authority. I curl into a really small ball as to avoid being seen, and surprisingly, I get away with it.

I'm now in a random room. It's baby-like. I'm in a bed with Dad lying next to me. He seems different though. He's way more open, and for some reason fondling my 'area' with his foot, although I don't think he's aware that he's doing so.Then the thought clicks ''Wait, where am I? I'm in a child's room with my Dad who's acting strange and treating me like a child... WHAT?! Have I gone back in time?!''

I'm now in the kitchen with Mum, terrified about the whole going back in time thing, as it's happened a few times and I have zero control over it. I ask her how old I am (to find out where I am). She refuses to answer. I go into the dining room and Dad's coming out of the living room, so I ask him how old I am. He replies ''10''. I freak out. ''What?! NO, I'm almost 18! What's going on?! I'm travelling back in time for reason and I can't stop it at all?!'' Mum dismisses my views. Dad says ''Actually, I have been noticing differences about you recently. You've gotten really tall suddenly for example!'' (I also noticed I wasn't wearing any glasses here, which I wear all the time; another thing which made me think I had gone back).
Then the light goes out, and Mum passes me the phone. I can hear our dead cat on the other end, but there's scary music playing as well, so I put it down quickly and turn the light back on. I'm desperate to be acknowledged at this stage (I'm literally panicking). Something really doesn't feel right. I think to myself ''Why am I going back in time?! How do I stop it?!'' I try to tell Mum about Dizzy (our cat) dying in the 'future'. She doesn't have a clue who Dizzy is. I then realise this must be before we got her, so telling her about it is absolutely pointless.

I'm now on my bike heading to town. It's night and my lights don't work, so I have to be careful not to get hit by cars. I'm still dead scared about the whole time travelling thing.

I'm going down a hill as a near town, passing people with dogs and such. As I enter, it suddenly becomes a house. There's a girl and a boy sitting at the end of a bed, on the floor, to the right of me. In front of me there are stairs. I go down them. There's load of people sitting on couches and having a laugh. None of them seem to welcome me, and make no inclination to wanting me to sit with them/wanting to make room for me. I decide to go back upstairs. The girl and the boy are about to get off. I figure I want to join in some of the action, too, but they tell me no. I think to myself ''It's alright. I can just change it so that they let me.''
.................................................. .
''WAIT. WHAT?! That means I'm dreaming!''
By this point I realised that everything around me was extremely vivid (hence why I mistook it for reality) and became lucid. I almost didn't believe that I was dreaming though, so I did a reality check by trying to push my thumb through my hand. It failed. I figured this might happen (like a previous dream I had where I was dying, and tried this RC only to fail) so I proceeded to hold my nose and try to breathe. During the middle of this, I then noticed a mirror in front of me. One of my best friends Kevin was running (in the mirror) towards me. He then smashed clean through, and was in the room with us. I thought to myself ''Yup, I'm dreaming alright.''

I then woke up pretty much instantly. However, I think this was due to the fact I had to wake up at 7, and I woke up about 2 minutues before because my sub-conscious didn't want the shock of the alarm.

Last night I had the strangest dreams. It first started out when a friend of mine threw a party at his house. We all arrived, but everything gets foggy after that. I do faintly remember working on my friends computer because of something, but I don't remember what.

The next dream was really choppy in terms of how things progressed. Sometimes it would continue forward only to spontaneously move back giving me deja vu. I can't quite recall specifics, but I do remember being at my aunts house converted into a now zombie proof bunker. The first day was when a warning was given out telling people to look for symptoms in your neighbors. However, I went out investigating how everyone else was doing. Most of the neighbors were doing fine from what I remember, but most of us were stranded in our homes because our cars didn't work. I soon returned to my aunts house after finishing up a conversation with everyone. When it became nighttime, I went back outside to the car to try and turn it on. The strange thing was, is that there was a breathalyzer machine on the car that was both "there" and not. Almost as if it was popping in and out of existence. I put the key into the ignition and attempted to start the car, but it was just making those clicking sounds. My aunt then came out to see what I was doing. I told her to go back inside so that she doesn't get attacked by zombies. Then things went back to when I was asking around in the neighborhood about the how they were doing. This time, it was different because everyone was working on their cars rather than just standing around. Somehow I got back into the bunker area of my aunts house when we both heard a knocking from the backyard door. We stepped outside and saw a reporter holding a high definition camera with a female assistant by him. He said that he needed to take our pictures to record history, but I looked up to find a half decaying man missing both his arms and one leg, just standing there, ominously. It scared the living daylights out of me. The reporter and assistant just stood their with a dumbfounded look on their face. I snapped at my aunt and motion for her to get back into the house when I was saved by the alarm going off on my phone thus waking me up. xD

At least I remembered more detail this time rather than length or plot. Still, I can't help but feel a little closer to achieving a lucid dream considering I noticed that breathalyzer phasing in and out. P:

Riley and I were at a fancy subway. Fancy meaning it was like a subway, but it was more of a sit down restaurant. We were getting food there and we didn't have the money to pay for it so we ran outside and got in his car to leave. We almost got caught but got away just in time. We were then at Wal-Mart and we saw someone that looked like my brother Drew. Then I saw the people he was with and I thought to myself, "No, that can't be him." We walked around for a while and then we were at my grandmas house. I went outside and there were some military guys out there shooting guns up into the air and landing helicopters in the front yard. Drew was with them and they were ushering him back home. I looked across the road and there was a huge field with two blimps tied down with rope. My brother got out a machine gun and shot down both of the blimps. One of the military guys asked Todd Coleman, "Why don't you do this more often?"

Todd said, "Well, I did before but then I got in huge trouble for it!"

The military guy said, "Don't worry, we've got clearance for it."

I asked my brother what he wanted to do now that he was back and he said he only wanted to play Heroscape.

Vivid: Long.
Lucid: No.
Missed dreamsigns: School(kinda), Home, Minecraft(Kinda)

I'm in my room with a 5 years old kid, we have found a bag with Minecraftblocks under my bed. We starts to search the bag for blocks, and we find: wood, rubber(don't ask...) steel, and coal(I think.)

Someone opens the door and tells us that it is his bag. I and the 5 years old(let's call him Niklas.) Jumps out of the window in order to escape with the bag.

*Time jump* I am at a elevatorshack with "Niklas". We can see my sister and her teacher who both are flying in the elevator shack. They tlaks about something that don't quiete remember.

I walk alone to the kitchen and eat some breakfast(I guess.)

After eating breakfast, I walk down the stairs of the house(it looks kinda like the house on wasteland on MW2. But it looks more like my aunt's house.) I finds 4 coins on the ground(wich has the value of 0.4 euros.) I pick them up and walk up the stairs.

I wake up and starts to write this down

Ok, in this dream. I was in some sort of neighborhood and my car broke down, however I decide to go ask some people for help. Somehow in doing this, I manage to make a lot of mistakes causing all of the people, that I asked for help from, to get angry at me. I say I'm sorry but their still mad. Like they never made a mistake; plus it was small stuff like over watering plants or stuff like that. Finally, I meet this one guy and help his over watered garden by identifying that one of the plants he has is actually from the rain forest and that the plant natural collects water into pools. Next thing I know I am in some guys house and some people from the neighborhood are there and they want to attack me because they are still angry about my little mistakes. However, the guy that I had stands up for me and asks them to give me a break because we all make mistakes. I was so grateful. However, the neighbors were still mad and coming toward me. Unfortunately, they had managed to back me up toward the window and I could not get to the door which was like a foot away. Just when the neighbors took a step forward I remembered I could go through windows, so I go through the window to the outside (at this point you think I would know its a dream). I then start fling into the sky and then realize its a dream so I turn into a phoenix (for some reason when I realize its a dream I turn into the weirdest things). Suddenly the neighbors realize that I not one of them (a DC) and come after me. The dream ends.

My only thought when I awoke was "I swear if I go through one more window and not realize right away that I'm dreaming I am going to scream."

I go through solid objects a lot.

Things I have turned into upon learning that I am dreaming:

A Fire Phoenix

A Black Dragon

A White dragon

A voltorb a type of pokemon (see below)




A Man (while still secretly still being a woman)

A Bird

A Snake ( to escape a trap)

This dream was of me sleeping on the roof of a sky scraper in New York City. I bought a penthouse apartment of a 20 story apartment building so the roof would be mine and I could sleep under the stars. In the dream I woke up and looked into the sky and felt the joy of being able to sleep with the stars above me. I felt so close to them, then I looked around me and felt in awe of the buildings all around me. I saw the buildings that towered above me and some roof tops below me ; I was on one of the highest buildings. The tallest was just a short distance to my right, it was brick all the way up to the top, with black girders to hold the brick in place, and it was beautiful. Then I notice that below me the street seemed so far away. I was up so high and in my sleep I had rolled to the edge of the building and I was suddenly afraid to move. All my big fluffy pillows around me made me so comfortable but I was up against a chimney which only marginally kept me from falling off. I suddenly felt fear and wanted to move away from the edge of the roof. I started to shift and to get up, but as I did, my pillows fell off the side of the building to the street below. I was suddenly very scared to move . I was afraid that I could fall just like my pillows to the street below and die. I was paralyzed with fear. I awoke myself up too scared to keep dreaming, but I wanted to go back to sleep to get off the roof, so I quickly drifted off again back on the roof, this time I rolled away to safety and the dream ended; but I did not wake for a while. In the morning, the dream came back to me so strong and vivid. I remember the fear of falling to my death off the roof and how stressful it was, but it seemed worse to not go back to the dream. I felt the need to move to safety or I would remain stressed and never be safe again. So I decided to go back to the dream and I focused on the dream scene which helped me to return to the dream. All day I kept thinking of this dream and the fear that woke me, seeing myself on the edge of the roof so close to falling off.....A very vivid dream. It began so beautiful and relaxing but it suddenly turned into a very scary, life threatening situation. Life is stressful for me now so it is not surprising that I had this dream. Usually my dreams are so beautiful and peaceful, but lately I am bothered by stress and uncertainty.

Vivid LD was walking through an ally attempting to fly by jumping off various things. ended up at shays . There were people there. Jumped to my house walking on the street. Had a false awakening and grabbed on to the nearest object to become lucid. The tv was on. Had another fa. A girl came into my room. Had another fa where I went downstairs. Adam came out of his room.

Had another lucid. Grabbed a fence and tried to fly for a while around my house on the roof. Had a false awakening. A bear kept biting me. It turned out to be a stuffed bear. I laid on the bear and fell asleep. Had another lucid. Went around trying to have sex. Found some girl and had sex with her.

Had a random where a wise man said to me - "if you watch one channel throughout your lifetime, you live your life through one channel" was super impressive in the dream. Woke up with those words ringing in my head.

Worked at claim jumped and could fly super fast. I quit claim jumper to fly with lindsey to amsterdam. We were trying to map our way. I saw 2 moons everything was super vivid.

Was lucid where it was dark ut. I was floating around looking at the scenery of the night sky. I looked up to see purple and blue up in space. I wanted to fly up there buy was too scared.

Seemed like I was in a condo in birmingham. There were 2 mexicans next door. I climbed into their balcony and went to their place to say hi.

Was at some tournament in hogwarts. Dumbldore was there and a lot of people from highschool. I won everything and was champion.

Was in amsterdam with leo. We went to a coffe shop and hung out there. There was a big dinner with random people and we were lost walking around the city.

Met tony in bellevue. We were going to la and I forgot how far la was. I called father and told him I couldn't make it. I drove my car up a mountain and there was a beautiful view. Also there were rocks with crystals everywhere.

Was doing MMA. I slipt out of the bream and wilded to get back into i. I was lucid for 30 seconds while getting punched out.

Fale awakening that sprint called and I lost my voice. They were taking a survey but I dropped the phone in the toilet.

Was in birmingham packing. my dad came to visit and talk to my teachers to see how I did. he then left and my mom and buba came there with cars to put my stuff in. I had too much stuff.

A guy came up to me and wanted to buy my cereal box and lessons on how to be good with girls. I whispered a lot of stuff in his ear while he talked to a girl.

Had a scary dream. I remember being scared but realizing it was a dream and became lucid. I cant remember much of the dream.

Dreamt of some dragon wars. I had a dragon pet and I went around defeating other dragons.

Me and leo did shrooms at my house. Was really instense. We went to the backyard and were tripping out. Then we went to the front yard and walked around while tripping.

I snuck into a cave with some people. There were a lot of monsters on a path and we had to hide from them I had a fight scene with a gingerbread man and won. He had a lot of life but he did zero damage to me.

Was clearing a wow dungon in real life. I was fighting mobs to get out of a building. Thrall and alliance became allies and we could all go into each others town and talk to eachother

Was shopping with father. He seemed like he was in a bad mood.

Went to a swimming pool with dustin. The pool was huge and had really cool waves. There was a really deep end. Almost forced me in. Swimming was fin and I met two girls after we left. Greg called and asked if I could take over a shift for him.

There was a shootout at school. I killed the bad guys and became a gard at a science facility. Had to break up with lindsey but wanted her back really bad.

Was at richmond having fun with leo. Went to girls dorm and screamed. We left to a store and leo randomly messed with a chinese girls hair. It was really funny. He then kicked a chinese person in the face.

Leo was going to come down to america with me for a weekend. We went over to alexs and laughed about something we did in barcelona then went to smoke a dub on the way to a club.

Amazingly long lucid. Started at home. Went to a boat. Was in water. got on a jet ski. Lindsey knew I was lucid and I kinda flew.

Another lucid. Was upstairs. Went down to the kitchen. A girl called my name. False awakening. Quickly ran out to my neighborhood. Teleported to some magical beach. Lindsey was there having sex with a few guys. I liked it. Another false awakening. I climbed my roof and looked around the neighborhood. Another false awakening. I went into my moms room. Got sucked back into my body. Got sucked back into my body again.


Dreamt that I had a big birthday present. Was a robot that would give me a good dream. I was at a beach swimming with lindsey when the tide came in and threw me into the air. It was really cool. Do I did it a few times.Then I woke up and had 10 lucids all top quality.

had sex with some girl. Felt super real. Somehow went into a car with two girls. One sucked my finger and one made out with me.

Was at my house when leo came to visit. We went into the woods. We found a trial that led us to a pool. There were 5 women there. There was a guy that took us to a weird shed.

Was with leo and alex renting apartment. I was drunk and hitting on our female roomate. We were playing age of conan. The girl roommate and I made out.

Lucid at my house. I had to leave it and was wandering around my neighborhood. I flew very nicely. I was looking at the trees while it was dark outside.

Possibly longest lucid to date. Was at some place where there were no fat people. I was married to lindsey and was going to the bathroom. I did a random RC and realized I was dreaming. I rubed my hands together and there was amazing clarity. I flew a big. I turned the moon into a stop light and asked lindsey if I could make out with a girl. She said yes and I made out with her.I woke up when I closed my eyes for too long.

Dreamt a girl in class was crazy about me and wanted to go out. The end of the dream she turned into an uglier version of lindsey