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dreamt that i was downloading games on steam but they kept on fucking around and resetting back to 0% and then i was playing TF2 but the maps were all different and weird

It is my birthday today and I got a nice lucid to go alongside it!

Dream 1

I was crawling to sixth form by the side of a busy main road. I had a brown suit on, I didn't like it in the dream but actually it was quite nice. I was crawling at a very fast pace, someone who rode there moped to school was going at about 30mph and I was keeping up with him by crawling. Then I came up to a bush, I crawled straight through it and on the other side realised it was a thorn bush. I had thorns stuck all in my hands. I sat down and picked them out, it was actually quite painful doing so. Blood was coming out of every thorn I pulled out. I crawled a bit more and I reached school. It was PHSE day.

I went up to this bar thing and they were handing out cans of drink called 'Lucid.' I thought 'this is weird two times in one day' (because in waking life on the radio the presenter was talking about how strange the word lucid was. Yes, I reality checked!) I ended up not doing the reality check as two friends came up to me and asked if I watched the tennis. I said yes and they said why, when there was football on? I told them that I didn't properly watch it, it was just on TV.

Dream 2

I was at the local shops by my house and I was wanting to get my haircut as there is a barbers in these shops. However the butchers were expanding and they were building into the barbers, the workers at the barbers were very angry with this. So I walked into the newsagent and the barbers had like a kiosk in there. There was 3 kiosks all next to each other. On the far left my brother was talking to one, the middle was a random man who looked about 50 and the far one was mine. I walked up to the women and said 'Please, can you just cut my hair, I need it cut now. I'm going on holiday in 3 days and I have no time between now and then to get it cut!' I was not happy. She replied 'No, sorry you can't.' I knelt down to put something under my bag, I was cursing to myself and started to walk out the shop. The man in the middle kiosk shouts at the women "F*cking little b*tchhhhhhh." I laughed and walked out. My brother followed.

My brother sat on a wall, he was bewildered by what just went on and done a reality check. That reminded me, I need to do a reality check! I decided to do the finger through palm one as the nose plug feels weird as I have got hayfever atm. So I done the finger through palm and my finger went through! I've never done this RC before but it was cool! Right, I haven't got much time I think to myself. I think, one of my tasks was to eat something. Perfect, I'm right outside a shop.

I run in and head to the first shelf, someone was in my way, I give them a little shove and kneel down. Yogurts after yogurts after yogurts. I didn't want a yogurt, I wanted something like a cake! Oh well, I still get to complete the task, I pick one up and peel off the top. I realise I need to stabilize the dream so I look at this lumpy white yogurt, notice the detail and dip my finger in it. It was nice and cold. I then just shove my hand into it and throw the yogurt into my mouth. It tasted pretty much the same to a vanilla flavored yogurt, same texture and everything. There we go that's that task done, but I wasn't finished I wanted to try more food. I noticed this honey flavored cereal I had never tried before. However it was stacked very high and I needed to get up there to get it. So I slowly flew up. I got this cereal box and opened it. Inside were hundreds of small sachets with what looked like popping candy inside. I ripped it open with my teeth and tipped it into my mouth. It tasted of nothing.

Then I think of what other task I needed to do. Basic summoning, meet my team mate and I couldn't think of my third step task. Right ok, I know what I'll do I'll summon JonnaB to be outside of the shop. I remember reading CanisLucidis dream where he summoned someone by saying '_____ I know you're here.' I've always had problems with summoning so I decided to try this. "JonnaB I know you're here! I know you're outside!" I fly out above the doors and at the end of a car park I see a woman lying, sunbathing with glasses on outside of a silver car. I fly over and say "Are you JonnaB?"
"Yes" she replied. My consciousness started to fade, I was flying still and I was being lifted upwards. 'Focuuuuussss' I think. I try and fly down back to her level, I do reach it but once again I'm pulled upwards into a bright light and I wake up.

I was on my way to America, I'm not exactly sure what for but I was going. I remember small fragments like being in a classroom for some event. I also remember having an empty battery on my phone while my parents were trying to ring me. The ticket I had was only to go there and not to return, so my parents had to buy me a return airline ticket. I went to some bank thing and it came up these transactions. I remember saying 1.2 million failed, and the airline ticket success. I remember being at the airline on my way back and seeing a school friend.

I was at my former daycare provider's home who continues to be a good friend of mine. I asked her whether she would be available to babysit my boys and I named a time. She said that alas she would not be, but that a friend of hers whom I do not know in real life might be. So I called this friend on the phone.

During the conversation I realized I was not talking to the friend after all but to her young daughter. So I started speaking more slowly and more precisely, and asked the child to give her mom this message.

When the day came for the babysitting, we arrived there, but the woman of the house was not there. So I started folding towels in a weird way. I asked the child to fetch her father, so that he could take over the folding of the towels. When the father came I was almost done folding the towels though, only a couple remained, but he took over and finished.

My son reports 4 dream fragments today, the first was about racing (not sure whether cars or on foot), the second was about a theater play in his summer camp in the main room there, and he was being a web (like a spider web), and there was no talking, and he does not know what the play was about. Then he woke up. Then fell back asleep and was again acting in a play but does not remember what. Then woke up again, and another play.

Little snakes

I see a lot of snakes on the floor, some of them are dead. There are very little snakes everywhere.

Long rifle

I'm on the field holding rifle with a long tube.

B. tried

I talk with B. and V. about their experience. B. says that she tried a lot of activities...

1.
I forgot as I got out of bed.

Dream recall from today's nap.

I was playing some video game.

I was in Spain in the ocean beside the travel boat (last month I had been here so it was no surprise) but i was in the sea with my laptop! i went around and the boat was just circling around. It was a lovely sunny day I recall. I was just paddling around when suddenly my laptop fell out of my hand! I was shocked as I thought it was broken. I scooped it up and sure enough it was not working i panicked and the boat sailed away. I woke up (non lucid dream)

7/7/13 Sunday

last night bed 12:30am

DR 5:10am - amuzement park for fighters, I'm walking, throwing and dodging explosive screws. They are like few screws mounted together and they act like a grenade.

Day 2 of Yoga Nidra
Wanted to continute with my CD today, but my acquitance came over and I had to clean instead of doing that. Yeah, not fun.

Legend: Lucid, Real Life, Non-Lucid, Semi-Lucid

Hacking EA:
as I ran down the stairs of a very odd mall I noticed myself and my partner trying to break into EA(Electronic Art Games). He had a box In his hand as if this box was able to bypass there security, we had the box on complete lock down meaning that its true purpose was very important.


The Green Room:
After SSILD + WBTB was done I was on the verge of going to sleep but then suddenly the fans in my room got really loud and there was a woman's voice trying to speak to me, I was completely calm as I new exactly what was happening, I was in a Hypnagogia state. I started to imagine a dream scene with me and my friends at a local pool, but this did not happen. Instead, I woke up in a room with green lighting as i tried to move clearly something was wrong. Every time I tried to walk I would move a door at the end of the room, I tried to see who was opening and closing the door and to my surprise it was Abraham Lincoln. I really did want to meet/troll him but unfortunately I could hear my mom trying to wake me up and I had no idea if she was actually trying to wake me up or if i was just imagining it so I had no choice but to wake up.