"Yes!" I said to myself as Sleep-paralysis sets in "Now, don't think of anything scary... like the grudge... fuck!" said I getting scared, but Luckily for me, nothing happend. Instead I left my body and felt myself floating to the ceiling. I opened my eyes and looked down onto my bed, empty. "Jesus, my bed is a mess." I said. I tried to floath down, but gravity had not set in, so I pulled myself down on an invicible rope. "Okay..." I said happy. "... Gravity is setting in." I realized as I walked down the stairs. When I reached the ground I looked up and saw, with horror, my mom sitting in the faraway couch. "Okay, Kasper, concentrate... Atleast you can use your trick to spawn Constantine... Just use the script" I assured myself. My mom looks up. "Hi! Mom! uhm... is Constantine outside?" said I, trying to be confident. "Yes, she is." my mom said calmly. "Where you going?" She asked. "Grocerie-shopping with Constantine" I said, sticking to the script. "Shopping for what, dear?" She suddenly asked. Dumbstruck I panicked, because this she never asked before. "Uhm... Cookies!" I said. "Cookies... What...kind... of... cookies?" She began to say, in a robotic voice. I reached for the door, ready to make a run for it. "the...salty ones?" I said quickly. "WRONG COOKIE!" She suddenly yelled. I screamed, for my mom changed into a demonic nature. Eyes turning red and spinning... I shrieked, while opening the door wildly. "Hello Ka - 'NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!'" I yelled, interrupting Constantine mid-sentence. I grabbed her hand and ran away. "What happend?" she asks confused. "Vincent's... favourite... monster!" I stuttered, running at high pace. She looked back. "Your mom?" She asks. "No!... Cookie...monster". "How did that happen?" she asks me in a confused tone. I stopped. "Things... tend to turn demonic if I panic. For some reason my mom left the script and asked me something new, so I panicked. Cookie monster, for some reason, came up in my mind so I said 'cookies' and... - 'COOKIES!'" Interrupted by my mom, still chasing me. I grabbed Constantine her hand again and ran back in a wide circle to the house. Slamming the door shut behind us, I let out a sigh. "That was close" I said. Suddenly the door started to open. With haste we held the door shut, with our back. Re-acting the scene of Jurrasic Park. "Search for a shotgun!" I yelled, while wildly looking for a shotgun to blow my mom her head off. At the end, there was no shotgun... "Keys" Constantine said and locked the door. "NOOOOO!" My mom yelled outside. Feeling safe for a second, we came to the conclusion my mom had her own pair of keys. "It knows how to open doors!" I yelled,still trying to re-act Jurrasic Park in a vain attempt to spawn a shotgun. As we were holding the handle, a voice behind us spoke. "What's the problem?". I looked back. "Who are you supposed to be?" I asked annoyed. "Your father" he said. Getting angry for someone to impersonate my dad, I lost lucidity for a second and wanted to punch him in the face if it was not for the reason I had my hands bussy holding my mom outside. Luckily, I came back. "Do something!" I yelled. "Oh, your mother is in one of her periods again" He says, while shoving us away and opening the door. "WRONG COOKIE!" My mom yelled at my dad. "I know, hon. I know, come with me" He said reassuring, while walking away with my mom. We waited until the yelling of cookies was over, before we left the house and went to the opposite road. "This is NOT what I wanted" I said angry. "The only thing I wanted was to spawn you, then we could just walk and talk... Maybe about my dad or what Anne said. But nooo, I changed my mom into a monster... AGAIN!" said I in a frenzy. "Do things turn demonic often?" asks Constantine. "I once punched my cat in the face... it turned demonic. One time I came here and my dog was acting apeshit. He acts apeshit IRL too, but now it was, like, tottaly apeshit... so I punched him in the face. And he turned demonic" I explained. "you... punched your mom?" she asks. "No, not yet that is" I said back. "Thing is..." I started, "... I once changed the entire world into minecraft! Then I lost lucidity and transformed into a mindless Steve... But I could do stuff! I once spawned a dragon, I did lost control of it, but there are times I just can't do shit... I want to re-create a scene of Godzilla and King Ghidorah from GMK and spawn Lars in it so he can see - 'is he black?' - intterupt Constantine me. "What? Who? No, he is not black!" I said. "Why would you ever ask..." I began, but suddenly fell to the ground. "What's happening now?" I thought to myself, when I suddenly found me and Constantine standing in a wooden house with multiple floors. "This is so not going as I want it to go..." I sighed. I looked at Constantine and noticed she changed faces again, but always keeps her black hair. "Why do you do that? Changing how you look?" I asked her. "Because I want to look different sometimes" She said back. "So WHAT was the point of you taken me to shop for clothes the entire time yesterday?" I asked baffled. "No point" She said calmly. I let out a sigh. "Constantine..." I began, "... do you, like, hear me when I talk or think about you when I'm awake?" I asked nervously. "Yes, but not clear. Like a radio with a lot of white noise. Words pop out, sometimes sentences." She answered back. "Oh... uhm... about some of the things I think sometimes... You know..." I said in a little voice. "No problem for me" She said. "Oh great" I said reassured. "You know, I found you as a kid..." said I. "Yes, but you asked me to take the form of an adult" She said. "I only did that because we were thrown naked into a room and I didn't like the fact you were a naked kid" I pointed out. "So, I changed" she said. "Yeah, you did" I said back. "I woke you up when you saw me" she points out. "Yeah... you DID do that, yes" I said. "So... Why re-act our world with shopping? This world is far superior!" I remarked. "You really think that?" she asked, frowning, in a voice that I felt slightly offended by. "So what do we do now?" she asks while we climbed the stairs. "I don't know... maybe I transform myself into a woman?" I said suddenly. She stops. "Do it" she says. I closed my eyes and said "WOMAN" and opened my eyes again. "Did it work?" she asks curiously. "I don't know... I don't see anything" I remarked. "Maybe I'm flat-chested? wouldn't be a surprise IRL if I would have been a girl... Ah, no, that doesn't belong. No, still a guy" I said. "Why not start small?" she said. "Small?" I asked back. "You know... wish IT away?" she said. "... and then build it. I would show you, but you would just wake up again" She points out. "No, let's not do that at all" I said sharply. "Why a woman, though?" she asks curiously. "'Cause your sex has it easier then us" I said unknowingly. She let out a sigh and suddenly walked further on her own. "What? What is it? Constantine?" I said, following her. Suddenly I collided with a person. A whole crowd appeared on the second floor and Constantine was nowhere to be seen. "Watch it!" Yelled a guy and pushed me away onto another guy sitting on the edge of the balcony. "Watch it!" said this guy and pushed me back. I got pissed. "No, you watch it!" I responded and pushed him with my whole body, causing us to fall over the balcony. Luckily I discovered I had super-strength and with one hand I catched the edge and with the other the foot of the guy I made fall. "Wow, that was close!" I remarked. I looked down and saw the guy I was holding looked rather lifeless... I saw his neck in a weird position and it was dragging on the floor. "Oh Jesus..." I said. I let him go. A hand reached for me, I pulled on the hand, making a second guy falling down and break his neck aswell. "Oh God!" I yelled. I pulled myself up. Suddenly every Dream-character began to yell, making a hurricane of noise. I ran away, they ran after me. It was as scary as in the movie Inception. Suddenly I was in a room and out of the other door, guys in white came in. "No, not you guys! I'm NOT GOING BACK! You guys captured me for 3 nights in a fuckin' row and held me in a looney-house before I could escape. And fuck the talking Taco-guy!" I said furiously, remembering a past event. I said out loud "KATANA" and swung my arm, while grabbing an innocent Dream-character. "STAND BACK!" I yelled, while holding my weapon against his throath. "OR I..." I began, realizing it was not a katana but a plastic knife you find in fastfood-chains like McDonalds. "... slith...his...uhm, throath?" I stuttered. For a second I thought I was fucked, but the crowd seemed to take my warning seriously. So I just went into it. "STAND BACK!" I yelled. "Easy, easy" said the men in white "Noone should get hurt". Out of the other door, a cop-woman came in with a gun "Oh, no" I cried. I was so not in the mood for my brain to simulate what it thinks a gun-wound would feel like. "What are your demands?" asked the cop. Now, from my experience with movies... and I watch alot of movies... this was not going to end well for me, it never did in the movies. "I want Constantine!" I yelled. "Ok..." said a guy in white and got closer. "But let him go, take me". I was more then happy to replace the two. "No! My husband!" yelled a lady in the background. A crowd formed around us. The cop holding her gun at me, the white men getting closer. A woman crying. I almost began to laugh how absurd this situation was going, while all I wanted to do was talk with Constantine while walking down a road. "What's happend now?" Asked Constantine, pushing her way through. "Constantine!" I yelled and threw away the guy to his crying wife, making them stumble. I grabbed her hand and threw the plastic knife at the guy while yelling "take this with you!" but rather then falling on the floor, it pierced the guy head and fell down dead. Everyone, like the cards in the world of Alice in Wonderland, jumped in the air to get me. I fell down on the floor and yelled "Constantine, do something!" She bended over me and created a bubble that defended us and suddenly a white flash appeared and we were in an empty room, but the same house. My vision was distorted. I heard a voice. It said "Hey, there. My name is Paula!" It seemed my vision was zoomed in, suddenly I saw I was looking at breasts. "Ack!" I fell backwards and restored my vision. A woman was standing there, with a huge cleavage. "Holy, STOP you going to wake me up!" I yelled. She laughed. "You are not used to much are you?" she responds back. I didn't like her tone. "Who are you?" I asked. "My name is Paula Shefe" She explained. "Paula Sheevee?" I asked. "No, look" My vision zoomed back in at a necklace that resembled a dog-tag. "Ahn, Shefe" I remarked "Wow..." I said, "You DO can read in dreams! it's even crystal..." I began, suddenly noticing I was, once again, looking at breasts "Ack!" I fell backwards again. "STOP MESSING WITH MY VISION!" I demanded. She responded with more laughter. Constantine was chuckling aswell. "Damn you women!" I expressed. I began to walk away and they followed me. Suddenly a kid came up and as frustrated as I was at that point I said "I'm gonna punch the snot out of that kid". "Sure" says Constantine. "Murder, treason... what is child-abuse anyway?" she pointed out. "You're god-damn right" I remarked. "Falcon...." I began, suddenly I was in my room, "... punch!". I hit a brick-wall. I shaked my hand, suddenly realizing I woke up. - Because this is my dream journal I made it like it was a story. All the actions that happend, happend real. 85% of what is said was said indeed, some stuff were from other lucids I put into this to fill in a long gap where just nothing happend. I began with only "I said" and stuff without emotions, but this got rather dull to read, so I made some emotions into it that I think would fit best. In short this is a story closely based what happend in ly dream. The character Paula original had more lines in my lucid, but I decided not to include them, because most of what she said was perverted. Figures the way she looked.
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July 10, 2014 I don't remember much about the plot of this dream, but I remember the setting pretty vividly. I was flying (I love flying dreams so much, but I don't have them very often at all), and I came to this large courtyard with a huuuuuge tree in the center. Not quite Home Tree sized, but much bigger than a normal tree. The building around the courtyard was old and made of red bricks, though I didn't look to see what the design was like. I had the vague impression that I was supposed to be doing something at this tree, but I can't remember what it was. All I know is that I was flying through the branches and leaves, and it was beautiful :) There was one other part of this same dream; I had landed, and was talking with the Backpacking Group, and I was trying to prove that I had flown through the tree. They didn't believe me, even though I demonstrated how I could fly right in front of them. Then Ivan asked if we all had the supplies we needed for our next trip. I hadn't gotten all my supplies yet, so we were all looking through a catalog to order what we needed. There were a lot of seemingly pointless things in the catalog, and the things we needed didn't seem to have a purpose.
Dream 1 I'm walking through the school with C, I, and a couple others. C keeps putting her arm around my waist. I put mine around hers a couple times, and when I do its like she's wearing a short shirt or something because I can feel skin, warm and soft. I put a cloth on her head and call her my 'Mormon Egyptian friend'. We are now at a door that opens to the outside. We open it and a violent gust of dust blows in. There is a sandstorm outside. After it clears up inside, we open the door again. It is now raining or snowing. I walk outside and my friend are gone. Trying to find them, I end up back inside, in a large, crowded hall. It seems like something bad is happening outside. Dream 2 Im at a concert. I never hear this band's music but I know they are metal-core or something. The male singer is telling the crowd to 'jump like walruses' and gets really mad when we don't - he reminds us a lot. I decide that I don't like this band. A new band comes out. The drummer starts playing a slow intro with heavy beats. The long-haired male singer comes out, his eyes rolled back into his head. He does slow, heavy metal growls. I like them. Now, I find myself in a bathroom. It's very crowded and I only find one empty stall. The seat is so dirty that's it's completely yellow. I start scraping it clean and sit down. The stall door is open and I notice that everyone else's door is open. I also notice that girls and boys are in here - I don't find that extremely odd. I hear some guys talking about how they were able to go to the concert. One says all he had to do was say "I'll be right back".
Dream 1 Recorded at 5:20 I'm at my home town and in the Main Street where paint shop is. There's a motocross track in front of me and I can see people riding there dirt bikes on it. Most of the kids are being cautious and taking it slowly. I see Logan Dy on the track and he's bike is acting up on him, it seems to be going slow. Not too long later he gets it going and he goes over the jump like a pro. Im standing with Rob Shan and notice that Jamie Smith's Dad comes over to us. I think he's got Logan's bike and shows us the problem it was having. He points at the back piece where the chain hooks into the spikes. He says that it's bent and will cost $2500 to fix. He says that mines a similar issue and will cost $1500. I'm in a car with both Rob and Jamie's Dad, on my way to getting dropped off at home. I see that there's a Total Tools shop which I've never seen before. J's Dad mentions about my illness and says that it isn't bad enough to the point of where I cannot work. I ask him does he think I'm a bludger and he pretty much says yes but sugar coats it a little. I see a pub where Tash Steven's lives and I mention Arpie would love it. I'm now at Blaxland house and I'm pretty upset at the moment. I talk to both of my parents and tell them about the discussion I had with J's Dad. My voice almost trembles from anger while speaking about it. Dream 2 Recorded at 9:00am A man is sentenced to life in prison for doing cruel things to animals. I see the heart break and anger of the family. If looks as if they're on a roof top at night time. The family look of Asian descent which are crying historically and the other man looks African and is angry. Dream Fragment Rex drinks all of his water and Dad refills it up and says something about fluoride.
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