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So I was driving down a dirt road when we come to this gate where this guy says you have to pass 4 challenges to get to walmart. Never seen any of this stuff in my life. The first challenge was to to pay exactly $1.23 to get in, no more no less. So I did that. Then the next challenge, this weird doll thing through knives at me and I had to keep dodging until it was done. I actually got hit once and felt discomfort, but it went away quick. The next challenge I had to catch five crabs and shrimp and stay away what the guy called "falsegars" but they looked like eels, not gars. And the shrimp look like like long pink snakes. The crabs looked normal. The "shrimp" tasted like coconut cake. I then caught my told amount. Then for the next challenge I had to go into a gas station, eat only 1 bite of a protien bar and walk out the other door to go to walmart. I ate the one bite then I woke up. This dream made no sense to me.

So, been a little distracted lately and haven't been focused on my dreams. I've been wanting to type up a very memorable dream I had about a year ago, so here it is.

I was in the ocean swimming towards land with a bunch of killer whales and dolphins. I was sort of riding with one of the whales but on his belly-side. I don't remember hanging on to him but it was kind of like he had his own gravity (not a fat joke, mr. whale guide.) Anyway, he and all the rest of the animals were splashing in and out of the water working towards land. He kept getting higher and higher out of the water and coming down even harder each time, sinking. I can recall being in the water looking to my right to see a line of dolphins doing the same thing. And when we were in the air I could see a city getting closer and closer. So I lost the whale once, he landed in the water and I sunk away from him and got scared thinking there were going to be sharks. Sure enough, a massive hammerhead appeared but he wasn't attacking me, he was leading me back to the whale. And the whale had waited for me. Then we continued on. What I felt in the dream, trying to figure out why they were doing this, I noticed the waves that they were making were going to wipe out the city, and that THAT was their intention.

When I woke up I started thinking about the song Aenima by Tool. Anyways, this was a non-lucid, but amazing.

Dream - Lucid

*Continued from Part 1*

I then heard music playing loudly. The singer was a male, though I don’t remember the words. I remember feeling someone else there with me. I thought to myself
“How can I sleep with the music so loud?”
Oh wait…I’m already asleep. Duh. The music then changed to a slower, lyricless song. It had a lot of sitar in it. I decided to enjoy and listen to the music. I felt myself falling, falling, falling, but not fast. It was a slow fall as I tumbled in space towards my dream.

The music ended as I landed in my dreamscape. I had entered the dream with some guy. We were in some office-type room, each of us behind a computer. The guy started to talk about the music that had been playing. I examined my hands. Too many fingers, and some looked like toes. I started walking around the room trying to figure out what to do. I floated around, looking for empty walls to draw portals on.

I then woke up again. I immediately DEILDed into another dream, feeling the same slow tumbling sensation as before.

I was in a room similar to the one I had been in before, but the guy was gone. I decided to try to see Hyu. I repeated my portal process of writing his name on the wall with my finger, drawing a circle around it, and saying where I wanted to go. It looked the same as before; similar to oil rainbows. I colored the portal in with my hand and entered it.

I then fell into darkness. I was in a pool of gooey stuff, it felt weird, but not gross. I then saw an opening into another room. I started going towards it. The room was colored dark blue with a poster of guitars on the wall above a desk. It was daytime outside, I could see it through the windows. At first, I wasn’t sure if I had ended up in the right place and hesitated, but changed my mind and went in.

I entered the room, and turned the corner into another room. Sitting in a chair to my left was Hyu. He looked older than what I remembered.
“Hyu!”, I said. He replied
“Hey Krista, haven’t seen you in awhile.”
I had this bizarre feeling that he was awake. It was like he was awake, but seeing me at the same time, even though I was asleep and dreaming. He then got up out of the chair. He had a backpack on his back. He was on his way to class. He started to go towards the front door.
“Can I come with you?”, I asked as I followed him. He told me no, I couldn’t. He had some report to do or something. He walked out the front door. I said something to him about wanting to see Japan, and if I should do that next. I can’t remember his response. He was a distance away from me at this point.

I then woke up again and DEILDed.

I was looking up at trees silhouetting the night sky. I tried to fly upwards, but woke up.

DEILDed again.

This time, I saw a town close to mine in waking life. In the dream, it had been devastated by a tornado (not so in waking life). I remember seeing an older couple in front of a destroyed building. The woman was bawling, saying that the town should be taken off the map. I was semi-lucid at this point.

I walked around in the rubble for a bit before I snapped into full lucidity. I phased through a wall to get outside. I then started to walk into a green field. For some reason, I threw my phone onto the ground. It shattered into many pieces. I decided to pick up one of the pieces, turn it into something yummy, and eat it. I picked a piece up. It felt like a light, powdery cake. I ate it. It tasted like powdered sugar.

I then decided to test my other senses. I looked all around me, taking everything in. I saw many green trees, and some horses fenced in a barbed wire pen in the distance. I tried to smell, but for some reason, I couldn’t smell anything.

I then decided I wanted to ride a horse, since it’s so hard for me to do so in waking life because I’m extremely allergic. I walked up to the pen. My friends Courtney and Caitlin were there. I decided that since I was dreaming, I could phase through or climb the barbed wire pen. I started trying to climb it, but it felt very uncomfortable. Well duh, it’s barbed wire…it’s not gonna feel good. As I tried to climb down, I noticed I was stuck. I looked down at my feet. There was a screw that had gone through the bottom of my pinky toe, rendering me stuck, though there was no blood. My first instinct was to panic; that stuff grosses me out to no end in waking life. I then decided I needed to calm down and figure out how to get unstuck. I made a comment about it to Courtney, saying I was stuck on a screw.

I then made the decision to yank the toe free. I had to face my fear. Without looking, I yanked my toe free of the screw. It hurt a little. I looked down at my foot. Still no blood, but I could see where the skin was broken and torn. I imagined a bandage on my toe. Courtney commented on how cute the bandage was, and that she never had cute bandaids. I looked down and there were Hello Kitty bandaids on my big and second toe, but not the pinky toe. I tried again, and a bandaid appeared on my pinky toe.

Then, I woke up again. I was going to DEILD again, but was afraid I’d never remember all this if I DEILDed too many times in a row. O_O

Me and allen went to tyler b's house to pickup some adderall. Tyler drove us and we brought Barron. We got there and a large do was watching his 1 yr old baby girl. There was poop everywhere. I was grossed out. I got poop on allens jacket and I had to hold Barron the while time. Allen and I leave and were sitting in an outdoor class. Allen has every different type of extascy pill and is laying them out. I told him to put that shit away before we got caught. Teacher came by, asked what it was. I said it was stupid collectable candy. She takes one and prescribes allen 50 mg adderall since he clearly has add.

Dream - Lucid

I remember being outside with some group. It looked like it was around dusk. I looked up at the sky, and the dark clouds were making spirals. I knew that this was not a good sign. I then saw a tornado come out of the middle of one of the spirals. I then saw a flash of a television screen. The TV said that we were under a "Huebert Warning", meaning that the potential for bad weather was very high. It was called something else, too, something that started with a Y, but I can't remember what the name was.

I then remember seeing a man in camo, a soldier I believe, stuck inside of one of those shovel-scoop construction machines (the actual name of this machine evades me right now). The shovel kept closing in on him over and over; it was out of control. He looked like he was in a lot of pain. I then remember seeing many people trying to help him get out of there. They finally rescued him.

I then remember being at McDonald's with my mom. She was trying to order this chicken salad wrap, but without the wrap, because she can't eat gluten. The lady behind the counter seemed annoyed and just generally upset about being at work. She kept misunderstanding my mom, who kept trying to order. I remember seeing the chicken salad spread all over this chunk of wheat bread. The lady finally really understood what my mom was saying. Then, my mom tried to ask for celery and carrots, and the lady said that they didn't have them, or something. I butt in at this point, because I saw some sitting on the counter. I said
"She wants those, the celery and carrots."
My mom then ordered a fruit bowl instead.

~

I was at the coffee shop I work at, but it looked much different. Everything seemed spacier. We weren't getting a lot of business. I then remember hearing that there was a tornado warning, and people started to go to the back. I was directing them as they went. I then saw them pass the back room, and go outside, where it was nighttime and raining. Outside was the shore of a lake. Beside the lake was a tree shadowing some green grass. Everyone went to sit outside by the shore. I thought that was kind of silly, since, oh I don't know, THERE'S A TORNADO WARNING?

Then, I turned to go back to talk to my boss, who was in the office (which was MUCH bigger than in waking life). She was sitting at the computer. She saw me enter, and said something about how we weren't going to the back yet, because the radar wasn't showing anything bad yet. I told her
"I know, everyone went outside."
She then got up and hugged me, spinning me in circles. I closed my eyes, enjoying every second. I felt so loved at that moment, like she was a mother to me almost. She started to crouch down closer to the ground as she was spinning me, and I felt like I was 4 years old again, being held in the arms of my mother. It was such a warm, loving feeling.

Then, I remember some guy coming from behind me to ask about a sandwich. It sounded like Chris, my ex, so I kind of snapped at him. I turned around, and it wasn't Chris. It was some shorter bald dude. I quickly apologized for the misunderstanding. I told him I had thought he was someone else. I went behind the counter to find his sandwich, he had said something about a "Panera salad". Weird.

This must have triggered something in my brain, because at that moment, I did a reality check. I counted 6 or 7 fingers, with some being very short and stubby. It's a dream! I started trying to think of what I should do. I almost just took off to fly, but thought better of it, knowing that I had a goal preset before I went to bed, though I couldn't remember what it was. At first, I just started to explore, walking around a bit. Then, I remembered my goal: To resolve something with one of my exes.

I was still behind the counter, and I floated up to where a blank wall was. At that moment, inside the dream, I had an idea to improve the functionality of my portals. I started to write my ex's name on the wall with my finger. As I wrote it, it showed up in the oily rainbows that have occurred with some of my other portals. I then drew a circle around his name with my finger, and calmly said "I want to see A". I started to color the circle in with my hand, and then it was an oily rainbow circle. I jumped through into blackness. I was afraid I might wake up, but tried to shove that fear aside.

I was then standing in a room somewhere. My ex was right there in front of me, sitting at a computer desk, doing something on the computer. I got his attention by saying his name. He turned to look at me. I rubbed my hands together so I wouldn't lose the dream.

"Hey Krista," he said "what's up?"
I sat down in front of him and said
"A, I have to ask you something. Why didn't we work?"
He looked at me for a minute, then disappeared. I was then holding a phone, and he was on the other line. I tried to get him to reappear, but gave up and just talked to him on the phone as I got up and walked down a concrete path. He started telling me about how he had another girlfriend now. I then told him
"I'm just not affectionate, A. And you are."
He said
"What do you mean?"
I started to explain that I'm not a touchy-feely person, and then got no response.
"A? A??" I said into the phone. Nothing but silence followed.

I felt the dream ending. I woke up, and stayed completely still so I could DEILD.
*Continued in part 2*

Was outside with leo and allen. A person who I can only describe as a combination of troy, kelsey, and Aleeta, walked by. We stopped and talk for a bit and promised to hang out soon. Allen said she was really pretty and I should set her and leo up. Leo seemed indifferent. We walk into what I thought was a movie theater but ended up being a live sex show. I wanted to leave but allen wanted to stay. One of the "actresses " walked up to me and gave me makeup advice. We left and went to our shitty white wall apartment. I was miserable.

Was at safeway with Raechel. We had a bed in an isle with a lcd tv and sodas. The bed was spacious and comfy with white blankets and sheets. We stayed the night but were pissed when we got the bill for the night was over 900 dollars. We stressed over the bill for a bit and I decided to pay it since Raechel couldn't. I walk into a school cafeteria and im delighted by all the food. I get like 6 healpings of the mac n cheese. Im the only adult there. There is a nightclub adjacent and I walk in. The lighting was bright blue and super modern. I order a goose and cran and sit alone. Some poeple sit next to me. I blank out and wake up. Can't remember the night before. Alllen, leo, dina, katya, and I are all living together. They all tell me that I got super wasted the.night before. I explain to them that I have blacked out before but usually I remember some things. I can't remember leaving with them or even my first drink wit them. Leo walks out. He picked up some girls the night before and were demanding that they leave. He was really harsh to them. I continue to try and peice the night before together with no luck. I could hear leo and allen talking about how I shouldn't look at my hand. I looked and I was missing a fingure. I begin to scream and freak out. (Should have known it was a dream right them, always see missing fingers in lucids.) They then start to talk about my foot. Look down and its all bruised up and black and purple and nasty. I asked what happened, they said I got into lots of fights. The wouldn't tell me how my finger got chopped off. Next thing volcanoes start to exploid. We all run to the top of a hill. The girls leo had sex with try to run up the hill and leo throws them down it. I was amused at this. They hit the lava.

Me, Allen, leo, some pretty girl with brown hair, brown eyes, tan skin, and a long blue and white dress moved into a modern white house. I didn't have any make up on but felt a little threatened by the other chick so I wanted to put on make up. Allen wouldn't let me go into the bathroom to do it. We wrestle and laugh. I finally get into the bathroom and see that a secret kitchen is adjacent. I alert the others and we investigate. Lose shows up and need to narrow 5 bucks.


Dream fragments:
Allen
Me
Table full of the best coke

At a rave/ party thingy. There is this guy there who Allen and I always see at this thing. We talk to him for a while and he wants to carpool with us to a super massive one in a few days. We say maybe and get his number but I didn't really want to. Allen and I leave the rave and are met by cops. They told us they're watching the guy and that we had to.go with him next week and we had to wear wires. We didn't want to be they forced us we head back to the hotel were staying in. Its really nice inside. A man just sits there and waits for us to comand him to do things for us. We're both super tired and dismiss him.


Im in the game super mario party 8 for nintendo wii. Allen is in it to. Im princess peach. I get a springo candy and im super excited. I springo to allen on the magical island expecting a star. I roll the dice high but for some reason I walk right past the star and the water turns to laval. I walk off the island and burn my feet. I was sent back to the beginning.

Was staying at allens dads condo without allen. It was just me and Barron. Decided to go back home. I took the wrong elevator down and got stuck in rain. Had Barron in my arms. I looked and saw everyone wearing yellow jackets and thinking how strange and DREAM LIKE it was that they were all standing facing away from me. I ran back inside the condo because I remembered that I needed to do the dishes and that it was time to feed barron

allen, leo and I were at our apartment. I got a new black suv mercedies. Leos dad was in town looking for him. Allen and leo needed to go to qfc so I let them take my car so leos dad wouldn't regonize them. I took allens and fallowed. We saw leos dad and drove back scared he would catch us. They walked inside and I turned around to grab my phone I left in allens car. I got in and decided to do nose reality check. I passed. Looked at hands, was missing fingers. YES! Allen stood on balacony and I shouted im dreaming. He said he knew. Suddenly a loud boom came.from behind me. I fully got into the back seats and shut door behind me. I heard creepy little alien laughs and allen was shouting they're tiny aliens. I locked the doors.and thought I should just drive away cuz.I didn't want to dream about aliens again. Crawled to front of car, didn't have key so I stuck in finger to turn on car. Started to pull away. FAULS WAKE UP: turn to allen, ask him what he was dreaming about. He said small aliens and I thought we shared dream. Closed my eyes and was back at my apartment but no aliens. Allen is with me. I do nose and hand reality check, I realize im dreaming again. Feeling frisky I tell allen to get naked outside with me. He does and were running around laughing. I wanted to play.WAKE UP: I lay there still and within a minute im back into the dream. Allens close are back on. REALLY wanting to play. I know im dreaming without checking. We start to play outside on someones car.
Wake up: lay there. Go back into the dream, decided I was.done with playing. Im with allen, he tells me to fly. I jump in the air and do but I can't go to high. I land. He is blowing things up with his hands. He tells me to shoot ice from my hands and I actually did it. We running around for a while icing and blowing things up.
I wake up: Go back into dream. Im there with a fat girl and some other people. I am doing reality checks, knowing im dreaming, but they are semi failing me. I tell her to do them, they fail her. Then I grab a clock. I look at it several times. The time changes with each look and sometimes says error. Im certain im dreaming. I wake up

When i woke up, everything was blurred and when i checked my phone for the time, it was unreadable, so i thought: "This doesn`t feel right!" Then i realized i was dreaming.Then i really woke up. :/

catch the ghost

mon: i didn't sleep this day
tue: angry at myself. dreams were real vivid. a sign of recovery but i was too groggy to write 'em down and they vanished within ten minutes
wed: 2 lucids but no ghost

Spoiler for lucid dreams:

The clock in my room was all screwy. I tried walking around but I moved real slow and the lights were blinking rapidly. I wake up.

I re-enter the dream and I go into the kitchen and ask my girlfriend "help me catch a ghost". She says "They were in the yard but I caught them all". I go out anyways and see my neighbor and his daughter. I say "Let's have a drink." He accepts. I find a bottle under my porch and go into his house.

He takes me through a gym and into a changing room where sexual acts begin between him and his daughter. "I don't have time for this. I need to catch a ghost." More people enter and they all start taking off their clothes and I wake up. I did try looking for a ghost in the gym but nothing.

thu: crazy dream. down a ladder to the center of the earth where i have to kill this fiery skeleton horse with razor claws and tusks. many people died but not me. i woke up before i destroyed the beast.
fri: followed a dog through an empty house. found some decapitated bodies.
sat: 3 hours of sleep. did not dream. did not catch the ghost.

Lucidity: 7/10
Vividness: 8/10
Length: ~7 Min.

Me and some guy were standing on a sidewalk. We were both armed with rifles. There was a gate near us so we walked up to it. Then started shooting at people that were next to the gate. There was a gun that he had that let him create barriers so I grabbed it from him and covered him. Some guy popped out just like I expected one would. So I shot the barrier directly at him and he was cut in two. But then someone else jumped out when I wasn't so tense. Going after my partner which easily took that guy down. I gave my partner a weapon of mine and grabbed another. When we were both ready to move on we proceeded through the gate. There was a large open field with some trees here and there. There were many ninjas there such as Sakura who was riding some sort of floating thing upside down. They were heading toward a very large park. So I concentrated my chakra to my feet and ran across water just to try it out. Then I applied more chakra to my feet and flew very high. I could see everything from up there. The park was a battlefield. There was a huge explosion every once and a while. I swooped around and landed near the action. I killed an enemy troop and wielded his weapon. It was a fully automatic rifle. I ran in a hurry across water and wasn't doing as good as last time because I wasn't concentrating on keeping myself up. I made it into the building and started to shoot people left and right. After that battle I wasn't lucid anymore.

I'm at school. To my right there is a swimming pool. A friend of mine tells me they just finished the renovation. We go to the canteen. It looks very strange. There is a large swimming pool on which the counter is. "This is absolutely stupid!" I say. "Why on earth did they place things like this?" My friend tells me things are placed just fine. "Oh, are they?" I ask and step to the platform that connects the counter to solid ground. I turns out to be plastic and capsizes. Finally I reach the counter. I take a tray and a plate. I think I didn't take any food on the plate. The next thing I remember is being again on the edge of the pool. Some distance away from me are the desserts. I jump there and take some bananas. Then I jump back and notice candies in front of me. I take a bite of a banana. It tastes delicious. Now I notice that the room has turned into a candy shop. I walk across the room. I become lucid, but I don't come up with anything to do so I decide to walk around the school. Before leaving the room I take a candy bar. It looks like white chocolate but tastes like mint. Music starts playing in my head. I leave the room. I see some my friends sitting at the corridors. They don't look like themselves but I know It's them. I talk with them. They seem somewhat hostile. I become a little sad but I know they're just part of my dream so I leave. I fly to a room where another friend of mine is. He's talking with someone about lucid dreaming. I fly around the school for the rest of the dream