non-lucid

I dont remember the beginning of this one, but i will start where i do. it starts in a room, with wooden walls like a cabin. i dont have a body, just one of those movie camera things. theres bunk beds in the room, and there is a man leaning on one, his knees on the ground. he looks like a character from a show i used to watch called Avatar: the last airbender, he was the bad guy. for some reason his entire body is made of lava, or fire, something like that. there was a skeleton in front of him, i think it was his body. then another person, i didnt see him, started talking. he was talking about the man losing himself, like his soul or his being. then, after a memory gap, im back in my body running down a path. theres walls on either side of me, tan stone, and theres water under my feet, maybe a few inches deep. i run until i reach a sudden opening where theres water, an ocean i think. i dove into the water, it was unlike any water ive seen. it was the clearest water, a dark, sapphire blue. i didnt feel the water though, i think i was in third person while under the water. in front of me was a large multitude of ships, i jumped onto the nearest one. there were people on deck, i unleashed a dragon/thing on them, i have no idea what it was, or where i got it, but it took out all of the people, except for their captive. their captive was yet another character from the show, a woman. we jumped and swam as one toward the wall. looking at the wall, there was a slat of space in the wall where i jumped into the water, it ran all the way up the wall, which was enormus in height. we started to sink, the stone block i just happened to be carrying for some reason was dragging us down. i let go and we started to rise, i yelled to swim toward the surface. we got up safely and started heading down the narrow path again. i then had the urge to turn left, so i did, and went down a different path. a small memory gap later and im with two other people. the whole storyline has changed now, apparently im the avatar and im with the other three people in the story. we're in some sort of buillding, i think it is close to the narrow path i was following earlier. we're in a room, like a shower room i think. then, some people walk in, normal people, me and the other three are dressed like the people from the show. they all sit down and one of my friends says something about the war. then this guy, a black man with a gold watch, goes on with this speech about love and peace. then a bunch of bad guys from the show bust in and throw nets at us as we run away. as we run away, my vision turns to third person. we all fall to the ground and i use airbending to free myself of the rope netting. i think then i woke up.

There was some sort of starfish in my dream

I went to buy hooks to stick onto the wall to mount the clock in my room and in the shops there were these different hooks and they were all either too fancy for what I needed or of really low quality so I knew they wouldn't stick well enough to the wall and just fall down.
There was a woman who was watching me select and I think she was (breast?)feeding her child and she too had went to select some hooks like that. I think I talked to her for a while.

And then there was some car that drove around. It had my cousin EE in it. It also had a few other people, one was a tall, caucasian man in his late 20s and the car had something to do with language, especially tagalog.

It was going to go through some drive-through thingy and they thought that I needed to do something that I shouldn't, so said something like "Hey don't worry about it, it's all under control".

And that's all I remember, until someone rang and woke me up from my lovely sleep

Going back to sleep now!


Dream continued!

Tennis. Something to do with tennis. And my brother must've been there to.
I didn't write this part down, even though I should've, because I remembered it quite well, but now, as expected, I've forgotten, and I think, that this sentence has, too many commas.

Then I woke up and fell asleep again.


This part I remember more.

I was in the car with DM, and we had rented it. For some reason we stopped at a roundabout, one with two lanes and we were in the right lane, doing a U-turn. The car was on but it had a steering lock. We were in a hurry to go somewhere, and for some reason there was a traffic light governing the movement of the roundabout. I was like, "Hey hop in let's go!", so we did go inside but the traffic light turned green as soon as we got in and so we only had time to switch the engine on and not take off the steering lock. Luckily the steering had some threshold tolerance of turning so we were able to make it around the roundabout with some effort. We shifted in and out of lanes a bit so DM was like "hey we better pull over now" because the other drivers were getting annoyed and I went to pull over and it was a really sandy bit with grass and stuff but it was over these bricks so I thought it was okay and that we wouldn't get bogged. We pulled over and unlocked the steering and it was fine. We weren't bogged. Then DM proceeded to tell me about how the bricks actually make it MORE dangerous, and at this point it was something to do with this creature going up a mountain and we lived there.

There were a few plastic bags on the steps of the hiking trail. They were filled with rubbish and stuff so I was stuffing them into each other to move them out of the way so that the track was less polluted. DM asked me something about what I'd do if I lived up here in the mountain. I can't remember what I said back.

There was another part (I think before the car part) where we were going to go get a guitar game (similar to guitar hero) and I was going to verse his sister, LM, in it. We got it, and I think we also got fish and chips, and then we went back to his house and his mum and dad were meant to be there but I went to hug her and she wasn't there or something. There was this other strange woman there and she was fat and had a purple shirt and jeans and was some kind of house keeper but suddenly mum was there and annoyed at her because she was looking at videos of people from the Philippines and I can't remember what but she was just being rude in some way.

Another part where DM was using these big words (two in one sentence) and I also think he used a word similar to exemplifying, but it wasn't this; it meant to clarify the meaning of what one is saying. Maybe that's what that means? I don't know But anyway, he was teasing me that my vocabulary sucks, which it kinda does

Alright, and then there was another bit.

In the car again, with some aborigines this time. One of their families mothers was white, and this one was my mother-in-law (wtf). My brother said something that offended her. She seemed really posh, but nice. There were three cars of aborigines driving on the highway,

Some people were considering moving to Harvey, and they thought that it was near the coast. I told them that it wasn't, and that it took at least 30 minutes to get there from my house, which was pretty much on the coast. They were talking to a priest I think, and saying that they were going to move there for 12 weeks.

There was some game with some guy and we were fighting and i was tasering him and it wasn't very nice. This part was particularly violent, and involved BF. He was fighting against me and the guns he had were colourful I think.

I went out in public after losing the fight, I passed by some chick I knew, although I cannot remember who it was. And then there was this megastore sale which had moved from Bunbury to Perth and there was an outside bit where they were selling gloves and I really wanted some gloves but there were no nice ones. That posh woman was there, too, and she was with someone else. I think it was here that they were talking about moving to Harvey. Man my dream recollection is so unorganised.

"What are you, president of his fan club?"
"Hehehe... no. That would be your mother!"
~ Conversation between the Scout and the Spy, from Team Fortress 2's Meet the Spy

My friend Dylan loves FPS games. I also enjoy them, especially online multiplayer games like Team Fortress 2. Anyway, I was at Dylan's house playing his Xbox 360 together. I turned to him and asked him if I could borrow his The Orange Box video game set so I could get the games as well. He was reluctant at first, but then he gave in. Victory! Then, my mother came into Dylan's house and began to bicker with me about going home.

So close... soooo close...

My mother often badgers me to vacuum the house. However, I was not surprised that when I offered, she turned me down. It was a typical thing for her to do. Just to remind her how awesome I was, I mentioned that I took the family dog on walks for the past few days. Yeah, I'm such a good son.
Anyway, because it was the 4th of July, my mom told me to raise up an American flag. We don't have a flagpole at our house. I mentioned that we didn't have a flagpole, so I plugged in a plasma globe instead. Unfortunartely, there was too much power in the ball, so t looked all fuzzy like a purple fog appeared in the ball. So I unplugged and re-plugged in the ball, and it worked.

Plasma balls: Epic substitutes for American flags.

06.07.2010

Ideals (Non-lucid)

★★★★☆

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

It's been decided. Tomorrow morning, I am to be put to death for my rebellious actions against the Empire. My comrades share the same fate. As we leave the presence of our judge--Vader himself--each of us is taken in a separate direction by our respective escorts.

It's night-time on the snowy planet; I only have hours left to live. The prospect is overwhelming, yet the only thing on my mind is an incredible yearning to sleep outside in a bed made of snow.

Taken by my subdued charm, the female guard arranges for this final request to be fulfilled. Time lapses by and, sure enough, I am presented with a mattress filled with soft, cold, pure-white snow. They place it in a trailer, open to the elements, on a bed-frame adorned with heavy leather straps. Contemplating how my last night on earth will be spent strapped down to prevent my escape, I barely notice the giant commotion going on around us.

A powerful being of some kind is attacking the base with huge doll-like creatures. Each guard around me leaves the area, assuming I'll do the right thing and strap myself down. . . It's a good thing I'm no idiot.

Panting, I duck behind a broken concrete barrier as the cold air rips in and out of my lungs. Far from the main compound, it will take some time for them to find me, especially if they think I'm still in the trailer. Now a fugitive with no way off the planet, I decide it's time to sever my ties with the Rebels and start anew. . . . .

Years pass, and in that time I become a distinguished officer in the ranks of Stormtroopers, to the point where everyone at Central knows my name. I had gotten to my position by infiltrating HQ years ago, assassinating a lowly officer, assuming his identity, and avoiding contact with Vader and anyone else who might have recognized me, all the while making the right connections and moving up the chain of command. I was determined to change the system from the inside out, and I'm well on my way. . . . .

Walking slowly along the run-down, grey-paneled corridor, my dark blue cape flows behind me as I walk. Stopping before the rental apartment door, my age-hardened face smiles weakly behind this forsaken mask. Even now, I, a High General of the Empire, second only to the new Empress herself, find it necessary to hide my identity, lest someone from my past recognize me.

Things across the galaxy have changed since I received this new power. This power, the power of Geass, allows me to permanently imprint my will upon anyone I so choose. I've found it useful in reshaping the Empire into a sovereign entity that imposes happiness on the inhabitants of the galaxy, forcefully if necessary.

Unfortunately, while it was easy for me to bring down the original Rebel Alliance with my newfound ability and former connections, this new resistance to our mission of peace, prosperity, and blissful ignorance is proving more difficult to tranquilize. So, in order to further my our agenda, I 'convinced' the Empress to re-allow the training of force users, assuring her I'd handle any rogues personally.

Behind these doors was one such rogue. Obviously, a full-on confrontation would most likely end in my death. Thankfully, my Geass has grown strong enough to work with almost no restraints. The door opens.

Across the room, leaning on a balcony rail overlooking the city, is the force user. He turns quickly, eyes going wide, hand raising up--but it's too late. My Geass has already taken effect, wiping away this poor fool's mistaken ideals and replacing them with a more perfect set. A set that will ensure his obedience toward the Empress, but more importantly his undying loyalty to me.

The deed done, I leave with my new pawn trailing behind me. However, there is no time for celebration, I still have a war to win, and an entire galaxy of people that need my help finding happiness.

I was driving down a road with my girlfriend to some place for a date when she mentioned that men were tired of shrinking. It was an extremely short fragment. Now, it didn't seem like "shrinking" was referring to shrinkage (in case you don't know what that is, it's when your pee pee gets really tiny after putting it in cold water), but rather the physical act of a person shrinking in size. I don't know, it didn't make any sense.

04.01.2010

Obstacle Course (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Me and a load of other people were being chased through an obstacle course by someone evil. (No idea who) I was behind a few people on a rope bridge, coming up to a wall which had a "rope net" draped over it. I kept telling them to hurry up, but they were intolerably slow. When we got to the rope wall, I pushed my way past those in front, and took a shortcut across the bottom.

The next stage was a very long slide. It was a tube going down in a spiral route, with a diameter of about 5m. There were dozens of other people sliding down as well. We weren't going very fast, and everyone was just lying back talking to each other. I noticed a girl I knew, who was slowly passing me. We had an interesting conversation which I now can't remember.

04.01.2010

Swooping and Swimming (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm not sure whether to say this was a DILD or non-lucid. I kind of knew it was a dream, and I did a lot of cool stuff, but I wouldn't say I was really I, if you know what I mean.

I was in my old house, in the early hours of the morning. It might have been around 4 or 5 am. Still dark anyway. I looked out my bedroom window to see that my dad was driving off. He went out the bottom of the driveway and took a right. I climbed out my window and jumped off the roof to fly after him. I had the same kind of flight ability as I usually have, which is like that of a paper aeroplane- mainly just a glide. I wasn't quite catching up, so I tried skating on the ground, which was icy. I had a good thing going, as I skate-glided behind my dad's car. I was feeling confident so I leapt up in the air. I soared about the height of four houses and got that familiar "shitI'mfalling" sensation in my stomach after reaching the peak. I landed farther up the road, behind a chain of cars driving ridiculously slowly. There were a few people walking along the footpath to my left, so I joined them. We walked for a good while, and every now and then I would swoop out onto the road and glide over a few cars. I found I could fly a lot better when the wind was coming from behind me. When it was against me, I made my arms into a streamlined shape in front of me and I could cut through it.

It was getting closer and closer to daylight as I glided along the road, and before I knew it, it was morning and I was at my old school. It had been turned into a leisure centre. I jumped onto the rear bumper of a car and rode in. I passed a fantastic swimming pool which had massive slides, a glass roof over half of it, and enormous brown statues down the other end. The next thing I knew, I was in the pool. I was floating on my back, looking up at the glass roof, and imagined it moving up and down. Then it did. I found I could make things happen around me with very little effort. Strangely, this was the part of the dream where I was the least lucid. The other people in the pool were getting annoyed at me. I told them it wasn't my fault, I couldn't help it, but they didn't listen and kept shouting at me. Becuase I was pissed now, I made a huge statue come to life and roar at them. Its head was hundreds of metres above the pool, staring down. I concentrated on it, it shook off a bit off dust, then its eyes glowed red. It stood up to its full height (it had been bending over looking down before) and roared. Next I made the entire swimming pool become a whirlpool, which I found great fun, but nobody else did. I let myself get sucked underwater and found I could breathe. There were bubbles swirling all round me, and I thought I might get pulled to the surface again which I didn't want. I liked the quiet underwater. I made myself heavier and my feet touched the bottom.


The rest, I can't remember very well, but I think I went into the changing rooms and got dressed.

03.01.2010

Playing Football for NI (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I dreamt that I had fallen asleep in Windsor Park, the Northern Ireland team's stadium. When I woke up, the players were walking out onto the pitch to start a match, and I went with them. The match started very quickly, and I had a moment of horror when I realised I was supposed to be the goalkeeper. The net was basically undefended, so I ran (awkwardly) towards it. On the way, the ball came to me, and I pulled off some incredible skill to take it around four players before passing it.

I finally got back to my net, pleased with my skilfulness. My skill is non-existent in real life. The ball kept getting blasted at me and I kept saving it with ease. The other team decided to bring on some distractions for me, in the form of naked cheerleaders. They were two girls I know, and they started dancing at the sides of my net, trying to catch my eye. In the end I thought "Screw the match", and exited with them.

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I walk into a large, open doctor's office with my mother, dressed in a heavy green dress which makes it almost impossible to walk normally. I'm dressed as and acting like a woman, though I know I am a man. I can feel people's eyes or me, but I'm used to it. I have arrived for some sort of surgery that will make me feel more "normal" than I do right now.

The female doctor walks off with a shopping cart and my mother walks off in another direction. I follow the doctor, who is now walking down a grocery store style aisle collecting the items she will need to perform the procedure. As I follow, I pass a woman who deliberately brushes against my stomach with her hand. This confuses me somewhat. I then part ways with the doctor walk to a tunnel-like structure where I notice my youngest brother of about ten perched. He is being reprimanded by a teacher figure for refusing to behave. I continue to walk on where I notice my mother going up and extremely steep escalator, waving casually to me like we will see each other again in ten minutes or so.

I continue to walk around the now high school-sized doctor's office where I come across and large line of soon-to-be students waiting in line for something. There must be five hundred of them. However, I know why I am here and it is not to wait in line for whatever it is they're waiting for. I move on.

I am now in the same doctor's office, though at an extension that reminds me of The Museum of Science I've visited as a child several times before. I notice there is are multiple groups of children from different elementary/middle schools touring like I had some years before. I recognize one of the teachers as a lively, older man with crazy white hair and glasses. Still, I continue on noticing a friend of mine walking away from a booth where Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips is handing out free t-shirts and CDs with several other people I don't recognize.

I walk over to notice he as aged much more than I expected. Another volunteer asks me about my favorite movie. I explain to him that I've been asked this question before by my father, thought about it, but simply cannot remember which one I chose. There are just too many to choose just one. He decides to give me what I came there for anyways. I thank him and go on my way.

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I was in some military camp, and I got to some tent and saw man reading BUG Magazine. I heard some main said the he will tell them something, altrought I didn't know to who and what he will say, but eh... I found myself reading the magazine and I was reading some article about Tekken game. I suddenly found myself in my town. I was trying to read the but it was too dark. Suddenly the blue blast appeared in front of building where I was standing. It jammed all electrical devices. I tried to call someone but mobile phone wasn't working. I asked my friend is his phone working. It wasn't. I suddenly found myself in front of my friends house with some girl whos phone wasn't working. I told her what happened.

Some girl was driving and helicopter and I wanted to do it too. I get in the helicopter and started driving it. I had a mini-map just like in the games. I missed out my destination on went into another scene. I was with helicopter beyond some strange mountains. I looked at map and noticed that I need to go to some mall. I didn't succeed.

two nights ago I went out all night and took molly. Before that I took a lot of salvia. I had a massive REM rebound this morning and had a dream that lasted all night. I woke up around 6 or 7 times throughout this whole adventure, but laid in bed and thought about the previous dream until I fell asleep and went back into it. I never wrote any of this down because I was extra tired from the lack of sleep the night before, but the fact that I would think about the dream so much until I fell asleep made them all link together. A lot of this dream was forgotten



It started out with me in a foreign landscape. We are walking through a maze. I am aware that this is some sort of game that I need to get through. Kara is with me and we are walking through a maze. We go through some portal and enter a restaurant. There is a gym attached to this restaurant and to the left people are working out. I notice a cute girl on a machine giving me a look. I am with Kara so I try to not flirt back. There is also an Asian girl giving me a look. She was wearing a black dress. We were all talking about random things until a couple of us had to go to the bathroom. Somehow I ended up in the bathroom with the Asian and she had to go to the bathroom. I told her to go in front of me and she pretended to. I whipped my dick out and started to make her touch it. She got angry and left the bathroom. I was a little worried that she would tell Kara. I went out and started talking shit about her and they all started to hate her. She said she was going to tell the manager and I laughed because I was good friends with him and knew he would fire her if I asked.

I left the place with Kara and continued the path.We went up to some control tower and pressed a button to open a large gate. This place with filled with deformed ninjas that had treasure. This was a weird kind of treasure and I knew that if I took some they would find out and attack me. I ran up their some ladder to a shack with the treasure. I took all of it and suddenly five of them appeared. I started running with Kara and Adam my brother called me and said he was waiting at the gate. We found Adam and I suddenly knew I was dreaming. I took one of the treasures and multiplied it into three sharp pieces of material. I threw three of them in the air and they sniped their way into the hearts of the ninjas. Adam told me that playing video games on the computer was much cooler than lucid dreaming. I said he was stupid and that he should stop being so lazy in life. We ended up at on a high speed chase to my house and went inside.

I went into the garage to find my mom and my neighbor trying to fix our broken garage. I spent some time trying to help him fix the garage. A random cute woman came into the garage and said that she had great replacements for light bulbs. The light bulbs were filled with weed and god food. I thanked her. I ended up running three houses down and asking her if I could have some more. I told her I wanted to see her again and she was giving me her cell phone number when her dad came out of the house. She whispered that she would call my house phone. I went back home and went upstairs to replace my light bulbs in my room. My mom started yelling my name and I did a rc. Wohoo! I am dreaming. I did a little flip down the stairs and into the living room. There was a scary evil guy near the garage door and I jumped in the air, summoned a dagger, and stabbed him in the heart. He disappeared and I started telling my brother that he could never do this in his games. I forgot what else I did because I did not write down the lucid and ended up continuing the same dream.

Laying in bed I heard my mother call my name again. I was pissed that she woke me up from my lucid. I went downstairs and she told me that I had to go to work. I went down to work and asked the manager if I could somehow work early after having a good chat with him. He said I could help clean the place up. The restaurant is still not open, but half of it was up for testing. The rest had to be cleaned. I started cleaning the place with some fat guy. We ended up having to take three wolves from the garage into the woods. I took a giant hammer and started lightly hitting them on the heads. Just enough to make them pass out and for us to take them into the woods.

(I should have written these down earlier today... Now I have forgotten most of them)

First:
I have vague memories of my brother Jimmy being angry as hell. I think it was at my parents place, but I am not sure. The Austrians were visiting and we were going to Stockholm. We talked about flying airplanes and I said that I have never gone anywhere with an airplane before (in real life I have traveled by air one time when I was 4). After further discussion I came to the conclusion that I had actually done it once before but for some strange reason I had no memories of it. I didn't think much about it.

-memory gap-

Something about herbs used for cooking. That it is much more efficient to gather fresh herbs by yourself in the forest than to buy them. Therefor we had to go to my grandpa who lives in fjällen becuase apparently they had herbs in abundance. Then I was walking in a forest there and saw wood sorrel on the ground. It wasn't really what I was after though so I didn't gather it. I was looking for parsley and oregano but found none.

Second:
There was a race held at the uni in Umeå and I was attending along with some random people from the cognitive science program I attended IRL some year ago. The race started at the pond and continued along the road next to the lärarutbildningshus. I ran along the race track and after a while it led into a house. I think it was a store or something. Now Jimmy was there and it was if as the race didn't exist at all. Jimmy was following me around.

I opened a door that led down to the basement. It was an extremely narrow stairway so you almost had to squeeze yourself down. I started to go down and Jimmy followed. There was a lot of cobwebs on the walls. They were very detailed and I could see small dead insects, web structures and spiders. Most was small and I wasn't bothered by them. I knew that Jimmy didn't like spiders so I warned him about them and said that he should crouch to avoid them. He failed to avoid the last web and it got stuck on his chest without him noticing. I saw that it contained a very large spider (~4cm diameter). I told him about it and he tried to shove it off. It fell on the floor and the spider got squashed. Another spider appeared from the damaged web and approached me. I got disgusted and tried to shove it away but the web was sticky and it partly stuck on my fingers. It felt very repulsive.

I don't know how the spider episode ended but me and Jimmy entered another room and it was decorated with very old furniture. We approached a child bed that we thought was very typical of the old furniture style. It didn't really look like a bed, it was more like a strange cloth tube. It lead to another room and I think we were going to enter it through the bed.

06.07.2010

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

It began on muddy waters of an ocean (no idea why the ocean was muddy) with two giant engine-propelled rafts moving while facing each other and keeping a consistent distance apart. Each raft had four players. one was a driver, another a turret gunner and two near the back a rifleman, possible Master Chief from Halo, and an RPG holder. I was the latter in the back right corner where the rocky shore was close to my right flank. I recall running up and popping off rockets that killed a lot of my opponents. I only had three shots though and ran for whatever little cover I could find when the opponent RPG holder lobbed rockets towards us. I recall getting slain.

Later that afternoon on the beach I came before a five-story Japanese style building on the shoreline with dozens of docks branching out from it in all directions. Turns out it was a research center. My two younger cousins were running around inside as it was their birthday. Stumbling upon their presents all on a giant table I find my mom there and try opening one of the small black boxes. Surprisingly she doesn't get mad at this.

Later I run into a very old looking man with decaying teeth and only some hair remaining. He recognizes me in amazement yet I do not. I pick my brain and realize he was a teacher a few years ago. He asks how I still looked so incredibly young to which I respond I'm the son of the student he remembers. He does not question further and neither do I seem to question the reason I've (or he has) apparently leapt ahead in time. He takes me down a set of stairs into his secret laboratory that's really just a bright white carpeted area with a hot tub installed and a bunch of workers chatting around said tub. There was even a sink in the corner with a Dexter's Laboratory toy and a sliding glass door where you could look out upon the ocean.

Leaving, I end the dream walking along the planks over the sand where the place is now bustling with thousands of young adults. They're all talking about how today was the last day of school. Some students mistake me as one who'll join them on some field trip. I feel kind of bad that I can't share their happiness but shrug it off.