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I was just wakeing up in my old house where I got raised in. I looked around and I say my old toys and games. I even say my old nitendo. I got to my feet and started to walk to play it. I was like seven years old. When I was walking tords it there was something strange it felt like I was walking in water. When I finely got to it I turned it on and played this weird cars game. I was racing other cars and they tryed to kill me, I think. But there was something weird about that game, like it had super good grafics. Like the grafics was real, like real life grafics and it was a nitendo game. Anywas all a sudden my mom came in and turned it off she said no no games in the morning, it will hurt your little eyes. Then she turned it off.

When I wuke up I was in my bed, I was crying I didnt know why. Was it because the dream was a memory from my childhood and so I just teared up, or was i just crying from wakeing up[IMG]nitendo[/IMG] to early?

It's blurry, but I eventually remember seeing a scruffy looking man near an old, red truck. I walk up to him and ask him a question. I can't remember what I asked him, but I did realize I was dreaming as I started to talk to him. Like many of the DCs in my dream, I knew he was either going to be cryptic and a pain, or an absolute moron.
This guy was the latter.
After getting a broken response for whatever I had asked, I left.
*blurry part, can't remember*
I had reached a back porch and I felt nervous. I jumped--no, floated down to the field below and willed it to be daytime. That field was absolutely lovely. Though, it wasn't as beautiful as the field from the first dream I ever remember having. I'd rather create breathtaking works of art in my dreams than talk to any DCs. So, it was nice to see that pretty field with the sunlight making it all a very brilliant green. Too bad I woke up, or else I would have made it even more beautiful.

My recall stays fragmented and I seem to not have any weapons against that. I usually only remember the last bit before waking up. Still, at least something every day. So let's head back to the past again. We have now reached July 2009, my best ever lucid month - 8 lucids in a month. To make that record, I had to have a lucid right on the first night of July. So let's delve into it.

Sex-filled Lucid with Bananas and Hairy-assed Fat Dudes <- My best headline so far.
Date: July 1st
Lucid: Yes
Method: DILD

My phone was calling people on it's own. It was possessed. It called to some unknown guy and then other unknown voice insulted the one who answered. Answerer got really upset for being called and insulted in the middle of the night. I was trying to explain that it wasn't me and that some unknown source is controlling my phone. I doubt he bought it.

I was panicking. I tried to shut it down. It restarted on it's own. I tried removing the battery. It didn't work. I was really getting desperate, until all the sudden I came to my senses. "Wait a minute... This kind of thing can't happen... I must be dreaming."

After the nose test confirmed that I was dreaming, and me being a raging dick, the logical conclusion was that I'd proceed to having some hot lucid sex. Unfortunately it wasn't that hot, in fact it didn't feel like anything. So after a quickie I decided that I'd try to do the challenge that was in effect in our forum. It was still the same as my last lucid - try to ask some kind of life advice, wisdom etc. from one of our real life buddies. So I decided to again get my hands to my buddy Niko.

Again I used passive control and just presumed that he would for some reason be in the room next to our shower - he indeed was. What's this thing with Niko and our shower? Why it seemed that I always found him near there? What was he doing there? Well, all I know is that he had a rake on his hands, so I guess he was raking the leaves... inside the house. Okay, it doesn't make any sense.

Niko's dream self was pretty annoying, far more annoying than his real self. When I started talking to him, he said jokingly that he could hit me in the head with that rake. I just calmly answered "you might as well do that, as this is only a dream." He didn't react to that. I lead the conversation to our forum thread and to the challenge so that it was natural for me to ask the question.
"So how you do you pick up a ton of women like you do?" I finally asked.
"Yeah, I certainly do", He answered smugly. That was no answer. Idiot.
"Yeah yeah, but why?!" I continued.
"Well", Niko started and got more serious, "it depends on the location etc..."

I guess that's true. To pick up tons of women, you gotta be near tons of women. Now that the challenge and sex were both done, I continued by simply being curious about the world around me. I tasted some bananas I ramdomly found. They tasted the usual, maybe a bit more lame than usual. Then I proceeded to have more sex. Yeah, I'm a raging dick. Some nude, hairy fat dude was wandering in the background during the act. I guess I'm fucked up. Also I started concentrating too much on the woman's breast and they turned into this mutilated mess of details as my brains kept twisting them. I needed to look away.

Finally I woke up. Well, that had lasted pretty long anyway, I consoled myself. I was also excited to go post this into our forum. I routinely still did the nose test. Wait a minute, I'm not even awake yet! I guess that's the difference between me then and now, I now struggle doing reality tests routinely straight when I wake up.

I wasn't sure if I'd remember the first instance with Niko, so I decided to be safe and go ask him something more. He was still there in the room next to the showers.
"So what are you exactly doing in here?" I asked to sate my curiosity.
"I'm cleaning", he answered.
"Yeah, but why are you cleaning here?"
"I'm cleaning!" He said with more force.

Dream ended there and I woke up.

The Prairie

I am a military commander who oversees a squad underneath me. I run around a prairie-like landscape in an effort to find and fight some encroaching enemy troops. My troops have full body suits that are futuristic in design, which contrasts the open hills and forest of the surround. As we walk, we see no one in site. Could there be an ambush waiting for us? Perhaps, but only time will tell. As we move further past some trees, we arrive at what appears to be a small town. Only a few small buildings, which are scattered, gives us the impression that it was an outpost at some point long ago, thus we continue to march forward.

The Portal

Something glimmers off in the distance. Arousing our curiosity, we begin to make our way to it. At the same time, we get our weapons ready in case of an ambush. We notice that it's a gateway to another place, where exactly is unknown. It has a fantasy design, but uses sci-fi materials. I then proceed with my troops to go through. What lies on the other side is a new world. The new lands have jutting mountains and an overall arid climate. I remember looking about and seeing everything in an orange-ish color, though I don't know if it was because of a setting sun, or because we moved into a hellish location. The dream begins to distort as we finally find the enemies. I can't quite remember what the enemies looked like, or if they were even human, just that the dream happened to change in the middle of a fight.

Backyard
I'm in a backyard of a random house, doing nothing in particular. I am viewing myself in a third person perspective. The scene is very standard and nothing special sticks out. My grandparents happen to be over and we're all outside. Oddly, I remember that I'm working on lucid dreaming and decide to lay on the porch to try and achieve one. Nothing happens, and I don't do a reality check when I had failed. I thought to myself that I couldn't focus for one, and I could still see even though I closed my eyes, which was why I couldn't fall asleep and have a lucid dream. The dream ended after that.

Conclusion
I think this was a fairly consistent dream, but had a strange ending. Plus, I seem to be focusing more on lucid dreaming as a whole more in my actual dreams. Still though, I need to work on reality checks more since dream recall isn't much of a problem, except for those times I get a dry spell. Oh well. Happy Dreaming!

I go to the Healing Glen with Raven, MoSh, and Dragonwitch. We are all weak and wounded.

***

Dragonwitch goes into a fetal position and makes an energy cocoon around herself.

She asks me to create another energy shield, then she goes supernova and disappears.

I jump out of my bed, and get on a Moon Dragon. We hightail it to the Moon.

Dragonwitch is there in the Biodome. She runs to me and gives me a kiss.

Raven walks to us and asks us if we need healing. She says we should go to the Balancing Pools.

***

Riding dragons.

***

I am in a circle of shamans. There is Grant Morrison, don Juan, The Master Remote Viewer, Peter Carrol among others. We pass around an ayahuasca bowl.

I am looking out my window at the night sky (over lake superior). I see the lights of a disk shaped craft in the sky. The craft is moving around, and occasionally the lights disassemble and move so fast that they almost teleport to a different section of the sky, then reassemble to form the disk shape. The is another luminous anomaly that resembles a giant helix stretched over the lake like a bridge. I realize that I am dreaming. In the distance a series of underwater explosions come toward me from the craft in the distance. It is like a wall of water several hundred feet tall stomping my way very quickly.

The lighting gets dim and I almost lose my vision entirely. I regain enough to see the room a bit and phase through the wall. I am now flying and very soon it is a beautiful sunny day with an awesome sky and green grass below. I seem to have a lot of inertia and cannot control my flying a whole lot.

I start to lose my vision again and stabilize the dream by shaking violently and screaming. This worked! I spot a place to land on a playground but continue past it.

I start to land very softly but still traveling at a good speed. My bare feet are hitting lava rocks and I can feel it vividly. My flight turns into a moon gravity run and I am flipping, making sure to look to the side so I don't lose my vision. I land and am pretty excited that the dream has lasted this long.

I try summoning a pet pterosaur. Then things get dark and gloomy again. I hear something large in the forest and I see a large troll like shadow. It scares me and I wake up.

This is my first entry here (also my first lucid dream since joining dreamviews). I will probably only post lucid dreams here.

I am at a baseball game and realize that our seats are taken. We look for new seats, but realize that there are security people watching us and decide to go somewhere else.

I end up in a dungeon with a Russian mobster boss, that was in charge of the security personnel. At this point I go in and out of 3rd person and 1st person from the mobsters eyes. He is at a table playing poker. Instead of poker chips they have what appears to be pieces of highly valued sushi. The players are detailed reptilians in 3rd person, and are human in 1st person (also in black and white in 1st person). The scene continues as these different viewpoints freely change. The other player thinks he is going to win and goes all in. In a classic movie style play the mafia boss takes all of the other mans money. This is a very high tension scene. The boss proceeds to insult the other man severely.

At this point in time another figure appears in the room. He is floating and wearing something on his head. The boss flies over to him, removes this headpiece with his own head. I become the boss at this time (in a semi-reptilian form). I am floating and acquire 3 magical objects. A helmet, gloves, and a mask. These give me immunity from harm, great power in general, and the mask allows one to travel between realms. I figure all of this out and decide that I MUST BE DREAMING!

For some reason really intense dubstep blasts in the background as I phase directly through the floor into a psychedelic red glowing scene which I interpreted as the realm I was just given access too.

I wake

hello, I begun trying to lucid dream about 2 months ago, i tryed hard for about 2 weeks with no succes. i kept a dream journal and did frequent reality checks throughout the day. after those two weeks i gave up. about 10 days ago i begun trying again, but this time i tried using some of the vitamins. started taking DMAE and vitamin b6 i took those for a week and i couldnt get my dream recall back, even with the help of the vitamins. i have been writing down the little bits of my dream that i remember, but now i cant remember any of them. with or without the vitamins. i do about 40-50 reality checks a day, but i have had no progress on gaining lucidity. i would apretiate any advise on SP of anything else.

The dream started in my mothers walk in closet, and i was going through all of my parents money. Then i started singing some dumb song that went like...

"Singin' a Drake song, need doobies to get boobies! Singin' a Drake song, need doobies to get boobies!"
(Why? I have no clue. And for some reason, my subconscious made a connection with that song and Family Guy. Because i remember thinking about Family Guy when i was singing it, as if it had came from the show.)

Then i went to my sisters room and started singing the song and making dumb faces. She laughed at me, then got up and followed me back to my parents closet where i was going through the money putting it in a different container. And i kept thinking that the money i was taking was going to help me with some future endeavor.

Then my parents called my sisters name, i had no clue where they came from. My sister took the box of money and put it away, then called back to them. By the time she answered, they were already over to where we were.

They started screaming at me, and asking where the money was. I just kept responding that i didn't know what they were talking about. My dad rushed to my room, and looked under my bed and found a small box where i had been keeping saved money. It wasn't money that was stolen...

My dad grabbed me by my shirt, and started screaming and yelling at me, saying that the money in the box was stolen. Then all of the sudden he smiled and said...

"I wouldn't take your money like that."

And just started laughing his ass off..... -_-

I said "Man, don't play with me like that!"

Then the dream ended..

Mars

I am getting out of a car, going towards a school. I am talking with someone about Christmas stocking candy. I think there is significance in what we are saying, and there may possibly have been a big voice in the sky saying "stocking candy". I have the impression of something like that although I can't quite remember.

We go into the school, which turns out to be my old high school. We are getting ready to go on a field trip to the planet Mars. I decide to go to the library and find a book about Mars, preferably a science fiction story by Edgar Rice Burroughs (who wrote several series of science fiction stories that partially inspired Star Wars). The librarian shows me a small cart of books, which seems to be the only books that one can check out. There are lots of books on the other book shelves, but we don't seem to be able to check out those.

I walk down the aisles, which turn into the aisles of some store. There is shiny tinsle on some of the shelves, and other Christmas like things. As I continue walking, I find myself outside, following a small creek. I am in a kayak on the creek. As I paddle, the creek widens out. It looks familiar in a way, and I realize it is the upper end of a small river that runs into a nearby lake. I have a feeling that there may be a waterfall up ahead, so I decide to beach my kayak and get out. I get out of the current, and look back the way I was headed. Sure enough, there is a large waterfall ahead. It is rather scary to look at, considering how close I was to it. I quickly pull myself to shore by a kind of plastic lining to the creek. I start to walk back to where I started, knowing that it will likely be a long walk. But it's better than getting killed.

This experience sticks out to me not only because it was my re-introduction to dreaming, but also because it was my only successful WILD to date.

I have my paperware DJ in front of me, but the entry for this experience is more a set of notes than a good recording. Fortunately, it's been enough to keep my memories mostly alive. I've decided to accurately transcribe it here.

Date: 09/26/2011
Dream title: Lucid Street
Technique: WILD
Result: Success
Recall: 4/5
Participation: Passive


I lay in my normal sleeping position and stay quite still. I don't know anything about WILD except the definition. I let my imagination run wild in front of me while I try to concentrate on the fact that I'm dreaming. I decide to just wait until I'm dreaming.

I often let my imagination go wild the way I am now. It's very immersive. I do it for example, when I'm on a road trip and need to sit and do nothing for hours on end. After awhile, I decide to stop imagining. I must have something that I need to get to doing.

I find myself standing in a misty alleyway apparently near dusk. I think back to what I was thinking about before I started imagining. Through this I remember that I was trying to have a WILD and realize that that is exactly what has happened.

I look around to take notice of my surroundings. The alley is a mixture of street scenes from movies and shows I've seen. If I had to name an era, I'd say the 50's. The buildings that make up the pathway are connected together, forming an abnormally uniform wall of grey cement blocks on either side of the alley. The cobblestone street which people walk to and fro on has a bit of litter spread here and there.

I relax and try to mentally enforce the fact that I am dreaming. I rub my hands together and spin myself to try to strengthen the dream.

A woman wearing the cloths of Lois Lane from some old school Superman show I used to watch approaches me from the existent but non-vivid collection of people passing by. Her skin is unusually pale, mixing with her skinny face to give a somewhat malnourished look. She has unrealistically large dimples, black curly, hair to her shoulders, and red lipstick.

She stops in front of me and begins talking. I think it's English, but I can't make out what she's saying. The dream starts fading, and things start to dim. She becomes even more unintelligible. I get excited(made things worse) and start rubbing my hands like crazy to try and maintain the dream state. Things still keep fading faster and faster despite all my efforts. I reflexively start blinking to try to get my vision more clear.

A final blink finds me awake again. I do a reality check or three to make sure I'm actually awake. I am.

1-9-12

All I can remember of my dream is that there was a small, sapient snake trying to bite my mom. The setting was back at my house, in front of the garage, and it was night. The snake was trying to poison my mom, but every time it sprang to strike, I would stomp on it, catching it just behind the head. Eventually I made a deal with the snake that it wouldn't come back if I could point out every constellation in the sky. It agreed.
I quickly ran back into the garage and flipped one of the light switches. Immediately, the stars became brighter and the lines of the constellations became lightly visible. Apparently, the deal was just that the constellations get pointed out, because the snake screeched "you're cheating!" or "I've been cheated!", implying that anyone could call out the constellations (which, obviously, everyone would now that the lines were there).

That's all I remember.


Note: I can never think of this dream without thinking of the last verse of Bride's "Kiss the Train":
In my sleep, I could feel the snake
Burning body until it ached
Signed my name in blood, dreamed of salvation
The morning will come, my love, without reservation

01/12/12

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
I am at a Walmart with my friend Alicia. We are looking through the store for nothing in particular, just browsing and chatting a bit. I look at a few items, I look at a couple of outfits that I think won't fit me and then I look at the reason why they won't fit… a display of cupcakes and cookies…

I think maybe I'll get a single cupcake that way it will be a onetime indulgence rather than something I keep doing over and over. I pick up the cupcake and without thinking about it I start eating. No one says anything to stop me and I finish it soon, absently tossing the wrapper in a trash can. Alicia and I go to the front to check out. I go to pay for my cupcake and I realize I threw the wrapper away… I have nothing left of it! What I am holding is two empty toilet paper tubes… um… I have no idea why I picked those up… but the cashier is giving me a strange look at the idea I am looking to pay for them. So I figure I'll just go throw them away while Alicia checks out. She has selected a couple items including shampoo and soap.

I go over to a trash can and toss the tubes in and then I do a double take. There is a huge stack of paper in there, it looks like someone emptied a file cabinet or something. It is not dirty with other trash and it is clearly recyclable. I grab a cart and take the paper out so I can put it in a recycle bin somewhere. I notice some of it is even blank, I can use that! I look back to make sure I have it all, I have taken a stack about a foot tall! There's a bit more paper, and someone threw away a perfectly good binder! There is also a school text book in there. It isn't one I have interest in, but why throw it away? Donate it to Good Will or something! I take the backpack, binder, and book out.

There is a bit more paper in there which I also take. Alicia is there beside me now asking what I am doing. I comment to her how wasteful people can be. The cashier who checked us out is also looking. I ask her if she can believe someone threw all that away instead of recycling and donating. She says she had thought the same thing when someone threw it in.

Alicia and I are walking back to my car, I am wondering how I am going to keep the paper from going all over the car. I decide I can put some of it in the backpack. I open the backpack and find a pair of sneakers in there that look brand new! I wonder if they will fit me… who would throw those away?! I am looking at the sneakers and thinking if they don't fit me, maybe they'll fit Alicia. I am about to try the shoes on when I wake up.