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Black means non lucid
Orange means semi lucid
Blue means lucid
Red means dream characters talking
Purple means possible shared dreaming person
Green means notes


Got it? Great! Now enjoy reading my dreams.


Dream #1 Colorful Mood.


Me and Mila Kunis are outside, its night time and we are on a grassy field. We are looking at the stars and talking about astrology and signs. She mentions that she is a Leo sign, and i tell her im a Cancer sign. She says something like..

"You know im a fire sign right?"

"Yea i know. But my water can calm the wildest forest fires baby."

(She blushes)

We start kissing and she asks me if i had any pills. I reach in my pocket and pull out a vibrant pink pill for her, and i took a gold pill.



She is now glowing a vibrant pink colour, and i am glowing my a bright shimmering Gold colour. We start making out on the grassy field and i wake up.





Dream #2 Small Fry.

Im in a huge room talking with a bunch of mafioso guys about loyalty and respect. Im also mentioning that family must always stick together...no matter what. One guy gets up and starts clapping and tells me i should be a political speaker or something like that. I tell him that i only speak the facts, not fiction. They explain that its a little fella, who needs to be taught a lesson. I them let me take care of it for them.

Im now walking down a avenue, its evening time and there is this one little teenage kid who looks Italian. He asks me if i can handle something for him, and i tell him i don't have time right now. He explains to me that there is a man coming here in his neighborhood threating to kill his family unless he pays him or something like that. He tells me who his uncle is, and i remember that i work with him.

I tell him that i'll take care of that little problem for him. Im now in a apartment building in a room with classical music playing in the background. Loading up my guns and getting dressed up, i hear a knock on the door.


The guy waiting outside the door had a very calm attitude. But you can tell he also had a very in sane nature about him. He reminded me of the guy in the picture Ryuji Yamazaki from the King Of Fighters Video games. He asks me in a very calm tone...


"So...you ready to take this small fry out?"

"Oh im all for it."

We head out the door and now arrive at some warehouse where there are a bunch of men loading up a bunch of stuff in a box. Me and the Ryuji Yamazaki looking cat, started shooting at all the men. I noticed that one of the men was at the top of the stairs watching all of this. I went after him and started yelling at him telling him..

"You are only making it worst by running you know that right?"

My partner is downstairs laughing like a maniac killing off all of the guys down there. I finally find the man hiding in one of his rooms. He pulls out a gun a shoots at me but he misses. I start reaching in my pocket looking for something, and the guy comes out of nowhere and shoots me then i wake up. (Must've been searching for my totem probably lol)





6:24 - 6:40 am. Did plenty of reality checks with my totem. And went back to sleep.


Final dream: A moment of clarity.

Im in a supermarket and start telling myself..

"I am the dream navigator, i navigate thru peoples dreams. I always remember my dreams."

(Yet i did not become lucid)



Lol, anyway. Im walking thru the supermarket and i see a young lady who looks familiar? We talk for a bit, and i start mentioning to her about dreams. We talked for a good while, and she told me to email her later. Im now at home emailing her about dreams, yet i still did not become lucid!



Im now sitting down in my living room sipping my tea rubbing my hawk coin totem and reading the newspaper. I notice in one of the articles in big bold letters that said...

"CIRCUS CLOWN MASSACRED BY UNKNOWN SERIAL KILLER!"

My eyes light up, and i start laughing and read another section that says something about the urban legend Candyman may just be real. In it, it was talking about people who claimed to have seen him slaughter and wipe out the entire circus or something like that. I laugh as im reading this and start feeling like i may had something to do with this???




The dream fades, and i wake up.



Damn...i clearly could have became lucid in the 1st dream. (somewhat) The second dream i almost became lucid if it was'nt for that damn...


%*$%@#!


Lmao! But its all good. The last dream, i defintely should've hit full lucidity at that supermarket. DAMN! Lol, and while i was reading that newspaper, that defintely should've triggered some lucidity there for me! Ahhh, well can't get em all. Lol but i noticed my subconscious has a funny way of throwing certain things in my face when im not aware of it at times. Hmm..i don't mind what i got, besides..lucid dreams are just full control right? Being somewhat in control is not so bad depending on the theme that is. But overall im happy with my recall, and my results.

Black means non lucid
Red means dream characters talking
Orange means semi lucid
Blue means lucid
Purple means possible shared dreaming person
Green means notes

Im sure you got it, so i won't bother saying it. Oh, this will be short...

Now usually i say enjoy my dreams and so forth. But today, is a little different. Why different you ask? Well, first of all...I did'nt get anything that i wanted, secondly i did everything half ass yesterday, and third...Ah, who am i kidding. I MISSED A TON OF REALITY CHECKS!!!


Now, enough talking here it is!


Dream #1 Neil Patrick Harris.

In a mall with Neil patrick harris. He is explaining to me about how he loves to steal cookies from the ice cream shop on a good tuesday? (1ST MISSED REALITY CHECK) We are now in the ice cream shop and he strips down ass naked in the ice cream shop and says everybody drop there guns??? WTF!? (2ND MISSED REALITY CHECK)


Dream #2 Sniff her shoe?

Im now with Noemie Lenoir (a French supermodel) We are sitting down at a cafe and asks me if i would like to sniff her shoe? (3RD MISSED REALITY CHECK) I remember telling her that people were around and i might get in trouble (WHY WOULD I EVEN SAY THAT!?!?!?!?!?) She puts her shoe on the table and says something about the birds will smell it later. WTF!? (4TH MISSED REALITY CHECK)

Dream #3 Charlie Sheen.

Im with Charlie Sheen in a hotel, and he mentions to me that he has Kristie Ally tied up in the back room about to tickle her feet. WTF!? (5TH MISSED REALITY CHECK)
We head to the back room where she is tied up in a chair, and he just starts tickling away at her bare soles. I watch the dream fades and i wake up.


Im obviously very dissapointed at myself! I don't even feel like even writing the other nonsense i dreamed about. Lets just say it was even more stupid then this shit i dreamed about! Damn...well some intense subconscious training, and plenty of reality checks are in the works for me tonight!