Lucid-NonLucid-Comments meduim recall so I cant remember all the details but I was with a group of random characters, wondering where I was when the narrator said- "as the illegitimate sons of rich footballers prowl the night disillusioned with society, one of them stops to ask a question"... There were four of us so I turned to one and asked what was going on. He said that our dads had abandoned us, and we had decided to raid mansions in revenge( I watched a clock work orange yesterday). Time-skips and we decided to raid a mansion not too disimilar to this- As we are roaming around this random house, and causing all manner of mayhem. One of the other guys starts screaming that the owner is back and he has a gun. I tell everyone to leg it, but as I'm jumping over the garden fence I here the owner Exclaim "Aah man, who masturbated on my porn collection?" I didn't do it but found it hilarious at the time. In that split second of laughter, the whole scene seemed to have changed into a maze of gardens all guarded with vicious dogs( again with the dogs!). Luckily for me I had become some kind of fence leaping expert. I finally made it out of the maze and was confronted by a giant tree. I climbed the tree so I could better survey the area, I could see a bridge over a lava river with a giant bearded man on one side. There were metal pillars with disc shaped tops that were spinning coming out of the lava..wtf I headed for the giant so I could see what would happen next. As I approached him he said.. "ahoy there, would you like me to teach you the art of Foot-flesh balance jumping?" Me: er..... what's that? Giant: Its where we cut flesh from some part of your body, tie it to your feet ,and then you have to try to make it across to the other side using the spinning pillars. Me: er...ok My brain skipped the flesh cutting bit, because I was now standing on-top of one of the pillars. I could also smell burning flesh. Giant: by the way, the longer you remain on one pillar the less meat you have for the next I looked down and realised I was wearing a skirt it reminded me of the Vikings. The spinning was starting to make me dizzy, so I jumped, miss-timed the trajectory but somehow made it onto the next pillar. Giant: good try to go with the flow. Then my alarm went off.
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