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I had a minor cut on my head or neck. I was bleeding a lot. I was washing. The blood was running over me. Jokingly I was reminded of vampire girl bs Frankenstein girl. I looked in the mirror and made a scary face. But my features actually changed and my teeth became pointed. It scared me but I tried to laugh it off.

Writing this down now more than 12 hours after I woke up so I might have lost some details.

It started out with me and some friends in some house. We were making dinner. I was cutting cucumbers and salad and I noticed that the cucumbers got bad really fast. They became all soft and squishy while I was cutting them.

At the same time there was like a party night or something outside and there were drunk people everywhere. After a while they started to invade our house for some reason xD. They were exactly like zombies. I fled to the attic of the house in which there was a ladder going up through a square hole in the roof. I knew that that was a special hole that let to another world and I climbed up.

It became somewhat like a game. Me and some others were collecting items at a beach and the other people was nice. This part is really blurry but somehow I ended up being chased by some hunters tribe. They chased me to a house that was fugly. It was like 0.5*2 meters wide and broad while it was maybe 20 meters high. Imagine the shape you would get if you stacked like 1000 mattresses on each other. It had a rope on the outer wall hanging from the roof and I climbed it all the way up. Then I clinged to the roof while the tribe threw rocks at me. The rocks somehow caused the house to sway back and forth in wide slow movements as if it was made of something soft. It swayed so much that they could almost reach me in the extreme positions.

I knew that a minotaur army was approaching the land. I took the opportunity to sneak away from the house to the place where the minotaurs flooded forth. They rushed along some castle wall and I lured them to the same place as the tribe to make the minotaurs attack the tribe (all of this I didn't really do physically. It was more like that I thought it and it made it happen while I was watching kinda). After this action I knew that people thought I died when I disappeared from the roof. I went to the beach and someone who looked like gandalf was there lol.

1. I've taken the day off to go shopping with the parents. We go to a Wal-Mart, and as usual I start goofing off. However, I soon find myself in a section of the store I've never visited before. It's a "premium" section, one for the extremely rich, even though the prices are still advertised as rollback (Fuck me, another failed text RC). They're selling things like ultralight airplanes and antique cars, but in the back I find a couple of Tour de France level bicycles. The first one I try has the wheels attached backwards, making it impossible to use, but the second is allright. I take it and start riding around the store with the wind in my hair, and feel silly but happy.
As I ride back to return the bike, my cell phone goes off (with the RL ringtone). I pull it out of my shorts, but with only one hand on the wheel I have no way to control what happens next. I crash through two panes of heavy glass in the back of the store, and stumbling from the wreckage fall over a plane! The manager comes up, angrily demanding that we pay, but my Dad only has $400 on him. I start to freak out.

2. I'm answering questions on Twocansandstring.com (an awesome website), when someone asks about spinach and Popeye. I start to answer, but wander outside to underneath a tree at my research station. V and one of the grad students wander over to me. V makes awkward small talk as the grad student strokes her, and I feel extreme jealousy.

3. Las Vegas has become a post-apocalyptic wasteland ruled by pop-punk style overlords. The streets, however, are filled with legions of metalhead zombies. Something happens to one of the rulers, and I see the teeming throngs rise up to take back control of the city.

I was with one of my old friends, Hanna, who was with someone in a wheelchair at an amusement park. For part of the dream I was also crippled, which upset me. I went on a ride (which is odd because I don't generally go on rides) and then got lost. I was way at the edge of the park and reached a forbidding-looking fence and a dead end. I was confused and at the edge of tears. I then found another girl who I remember admiring and feeling attracted to (I'm bisexual, yeah) who was Japanese, and she tried to explain where I was but I didn't really get it. There were signs all over pointing in various directions, labeled weirdly, and I couldn't see any part of the park.

I don't remember if I ever got back or not, ominously enough...

I fell asleep in the middle of the day. That might be why I can't really bring up a total recall, just (as the title implies), bits and bobs.

-In somebody's house, watching gay porn on HBO. It's not a porn program, more of a drama program (one that shows intense gay sex, at least).

-Writing music at an old folks home. There was someone else doing the same thing. I wanted to work with him, but didn't go after it. I see a beautiful woman in a stagecoach.

-Driving with an Asian friend. Kind of like a Crime movie (I'd been watching a buttload of shitty Asian crime movies earlier today). He drove. I didn't do much. Lots of car chases though. He turned into Joseph (a Mexican) and we had one more car chase. Then we were talking about fire and noticed a song about fire on the radio, an animated billboard featuring fire, and two houses on fire. We laughed about that, then we got to the beach. To get there, you had to go down a road on a huge beautiful hill. I remember the image perfectly. Beautiful sunset.

Me: "You know my favorite thing about going to the beach?"
Joseph: "What?"
Me: "Getting there. It's beautiful."

-Can't remember what happened next, but I did lots of killing in like a GTA environment. I was avoiding some jerkoff who kept killing me (or trying to, I can't remember). I was at a beach (one of those shitty ones that nobody uses because there's trash and boats and a highway overpass) and I spawn a plane. I try and take off but he shoots at me and as I fly away, I lose control and crash land on a dock between a ship and a crashed 747. For some reason, it sets on fire so I climb onto the ship and fire rockets at the 747 until it explodes.

And then I wake up.