sivason
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We are in a basement bar and a man comes up dressed like a magician. He wants to challenge us. He pulls out some cards and flourishes them. Suddenly the actor who plays Picard comes up and tells him to knock it off. He turns to a showw girl and tells her to punish him. She slaps the magician twice and hard. Now her and Picard go off to have sex. People are saying he is flexing his social muscle.

Non lucid at first. A beautiful day on a golf course, vivid imagery. Tammi is there and I am talking to her about golf while we have to wait for others to play. When it is my turn a weird scene happens where every club I pull out is wrong in a silly way. The driver has a very large meat tenderizer for its head. I go to swing and someone runs in front of me jokingly acting like they were going before me. I noticed a ball stuck to the side of a tree where no one would have hit it. I see a guy on a green nearby through out a thing that folds out and is like the track for hot wheels and he tapps his ball onto the ramp and raises his end to get the ball in. My alarm interupted the dream here.

Laying in bed next to thered head and for some reason I am eating a large cucumber, which she tells me to put away. I lean off the side of the bed and eat it and it is dripping everywhere. She has reached over and i start nibbling on her arm hairs which she thinks is a turn on. Arm morphs into a rat tail so I am lucid because duhh that is not right. I do not look at it and just go about moving up the arm/tail to her neck. The next scene we are at an airport in Denmark and something has happened, false memory reveals that in order to not get in trouble we had to get married and we are hoping a USA judge will be able to annul it.

I am out drinking with my sister and her friends. On our way home we must run one at a time along the side of the freeway while going under an overpass. It is dark. When my turn comes the area is so tight and seems very dangerous. A car is coming, I run but am wrapped in a sheet which are getting caught in my legs. I finally make it and go up the dirt side to a gated access to a irrigation ditch. I will be stuck on this side of gate and do not know where my friends are. I run to the far corner and hide under the sheet, thinking a police might drive by. Some sort of large feral cat is out there and growls then jumps on the sheet. I bat at the sheet and make a weird boar like snorting noise at it. At this point I woke up because my real life body had made the same loud snorting noise.

In restaurant and mom is mad at step dad about going to strip club. She lectures us both to never go to such places. She goes to use restroom and me and him walk outside. I see areas that are false memories of childhood places. We come back through a building and go back to table. People are complaining about how long the food takes. Tammi is now lecturing me about strip clubs. Now the dream shift to me visiting a friend and his girl who was in fact a stripper back in the day, He trusts me to be alone with her and is leaving. She is going to take me dancing. I can see through the TV screen her getting ready in the other room. I mention it and it turns out cameras are all over the apartment. We go out to her car and she has an amazing telescope in the driveway area. We talked about how she got it. We go on a crazy fun and exciting drive she goes off road along a ridge in a fancy golf course and the scene is so beautiful. Meadows and ponds and flowering trees. She goes completely off road and down a hill side with giant fur trees. Neat detail. We had kind of bounced close to each other and I became a little uncomfortable because I felt some sexuality towards her but that ends when she parks at some location in the forest. She starts talking about things that happened early in the dream but that i barely recalled. We walked a short way and realize we have forgot out shows, so we go back. Dream ends here but I do think this DC reminds me much of the younger daughter and maybe she was visiting-unconfirmed.