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I was running from some monster in some kind of hallway. When I got to end of hallway there were doors and I closed them tightly. I saw I have MP5 in my hands. I thought : wait what am I doing here ? Why do I have gun in my hands this must be a dream. I decided to go back and kill that monster. When I opened doors There were few houses in front of me and I saw a green mountain in distance. I saw that monster on street. I thought since this is a dream I could kill him easily. I decided to summon atomic bomb. I detonated it like 20miles away from here. I saw that houses were shaking in front of me. I saw a mushroom cloud in distance and then I said to my self If I don't make some kind of barrier I am going to be caught in blast too. I made a barrier with my hand which successfully defended me against atomic blast. I saw all things around me disappearing. Everything was black. There was no single thing around me, only blackness. I looked at my self. I was all shining white. After that dream started fading away and it ended.

I had a FA. I 'woke up' and went to my pc. I saw Shift on msn and started talking to her. And then she phoned me and told me that she can't talk until Sunday. I asked here why she phoned me, she could tell me that via msn. I had no response.

I was in some place that looked like map from cod4. I was holding a gun and shooting with some people. I saw that guns name was : ultra. I saw a grenade being trowed at me. I thought wait why the gun's name is ultra, i better check if this is a dream. I started doing RC and then the grenade exploded and dream ended.

I was walking with someone near ''Tarabovac''. I saw a blue car and it had a rotation lights on it. Someone told me : ''hey look all cars are blue''. But there were no cars except one we just passed, so I walked back to that car and saw that rotation lights were missing. I knew that that was a dream. I done nose-pinch test and it succeeded. I was trying to stay calm as much as possible. The dream was very hazy and it started fading away. I rubbed my hands and dream stabilized and got really vivid. I saw some light-signs and stuff. I approached that blue car and touched it. It was like normal touch nothing special. I though I should do something before the dream ends. So I tried to blast one of the glass signs with telekinesis. I rose my arm and done some 'telekinesis style move' and the glass at sign shattered in million peaces. I got excited that I done it and the dream ended.

I was with my friend in swamp. He said me to be quiet because this place is loaded with crocodiles. I saw like 50 of them laying on the ground. We saw a hut and decided to go there tomorrow. Now i find myself going there again but alone. Suddenly a horse started chasing me. He chased me all way to some farm and some girl shouted to come there. When I lost the horse and got to the girl she was telling me something about sky . I started throwing something in sky. Few moments later she asked me would I marry her ( lol ). I accepted. Suddenly I found myself with her in some apartment hiding from someone. I said that I am leaving I don't care if he ( who? ) sees us. And a someone entered a apartment and 'seen' us and he just left.

I was near my cousins house. There was a red jeep few meters away approaching me. I turned around and saw a super market. I started looking at title and decided to do a reality check. I looked at title again and it changed to something else. I said : hey this is a dream. I got mega excited. Then I saw that red car approaching me. I tried to blast it away but then my dream started fading away very fast. I started spinning but I guess I was late.

I was walking with my friend and his girlfriend near my school. We were talking some random stuff and then I asked him can he borrow me his USB stick. He got really angry and his arms extended, he grabbed me and started throwing me in river. As I was falling in river I put out my phone from my pocket and threw it up there so it doesn't get wet. He grabbed me one more time, threw me in air and once more hurled me into the river.

I saw a green field. And there was a basketball playground there. I got out of car which my mom was driving. On a playground there were 2 babies sitting. There was a spider web around them and spider. He was big but harmless. I saw a baby yawning and at that point a big mouse jumped into baby's mouth. I got scared and got the mouse out. After few seconds a brown scorpion approached and stung a baby. We got scared and started driving baby to the hospital. While we were driving there I saw my school and remembered that hospital is just few blocks down there. We couldn't get to the hospital because the road was blocked so we took an alternate path. We got to the rear of hospital and luckily there was an entrance. We got the baby to the doctor. He was on the last floor. While we were running up the stair the hospital seemed so familiar. I remembered that it was from game. Then I asked my self : Wait what am I doing here ?. I started doing reality check when a doctor came, interrupted me and said that baby will be fine. He asked me do I love watching movies.

I was sitting on bench at 'blue water' with my dad and brother. Instead of river there was a sea behind me and we wanted to rent a boat. We saw some guys on 'banana' in sea. Eventually we didn't rent anything because it was too expensive. Suddenly my dad told me that I should go with him to store so he can buy a [ 'blue dragon' (?) ] . When we got there I recognized the place, it was 'The Palm'. I was sitting in other room and heard that my dad is asking a discount for a 'blue dragon'*.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Oh look. I'm bleeding.

I'm shopping, getting ready to disappear if the government catches onto our plan.

I'm at what's supposed to be our house, shared with the people I'm conspiring with. I'm outside on the front steps, cutting up blocks of styrofoam cement with a chainsaw. A woman comes out to talk to me. She looks like Michelle Rodriguez. We talk about something, she warns me about the Agents that might have followed her here. Then she explains that the box of nails next to the steps are actually explosive rounds that she uses in her gun.



The Agent shows up. I play dumb, but eventually confess that the weapon he's looking for is that box, beside the steps. He goes to look, and when he looks up, I'm holding an air nailer pointed straight at his head. He rushes me, knocks me off balance, and I fire six nails. I think one might hit him, but the other five go straight into my left forearm.

I'm sitting on the ground, still holding the cordless nailer. I stare dumbly at my forearm. The nails have been impaled along the center, an inch apart from each other. Blood, everywhere.

The agent is running off and I'm babbling about how I thought there weren't any nails in the gun. Michelle shows up and helps me inside. I'm staring at my arm, fascinated, and picking at the nails, pulling them out one at a time.

Michelle slaps my hand away and pours a mix of soapy water over my arm. I hiss, but more in reflex than actual pain. She says she'll take them out; I'll do too much damage if I do it myself.

"There's only one left," I say, holding up my arm.

She looks a little sick.

Air Nailers. Scare Factor: 4.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

I seem to have a thing for slamming people into walls. I blame Supernatural.

My partner and I were subtly infiltrating a top-secret military prison. Unfortunately, it didn't go well, and I'm currently on my own, trying to stage a massive escape.

You know you should watch out when getting in is way too easy.

I'm rushing back to the entrance, a mob of angry prisoners behind me (though I'm more worried about the guards). I come across a control panel, key in random numbers and watch the door slide open, Star Wars-style. I'm through the door, looking at a massive warehouse. The only way out is straight through the exterior wall, a solid mass of cement blocks and brick.

"Blast!" I command, letting kinetic energy tear its way from my hands. I barely even recognize that I'm saying the word. The far wall falls apart into a pile of rubble and dust, leaving only -

Another wall is behind it. Pure cement.

"Blast! Blast! Blast!" The walls keep falling down, replaced by more walls behind them. No way I'm getting out through here.

"I was hoping you'd come this way," says a menacing voice.

A giant steps out from behind the tall stacks of crates in the room. He looks like Hyde from the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen movie. He's several times taller than me, and can move freely in the gigantic warehouse.

Huh. This is kind of like that rancor level in Jedi Academy, I think to myself. I visualize the layout of the game - lots of jumping and running away, that won't work. I have to dodge as Hyde throws a few crates at me.

Now, how do I take him out? Fighting won't work, I'm too small.

Stop. You're fighting a giant during a mass breakout from an underground prison. Wake up, you moron.

I don't mean that literally.

I'm lucid. I barely have to think about it as I grow several meters taller, causing the room to seem average rather than cavernous.

Hyde is charging me. I stop his attack easily, spin him, send him flying into a wall. Chunks of mortar fall down around him.

Not a second later I'm on him, pinning him down and delivering a punch to the jaw.

Hyde has something of an inappropriate reaction to this.

Mr. Hyde. Scare Factor: 3.

24.06.2010

True Clarity (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This is the best lucid that i've ever had, I knew completely, always that I was dreaming, and could close my eyes without waking up. It was so long that I can't remember even half the things I did and the things I did do were things I had never been able to do before.

This was one of those dreams where it just suddenly came to me for no reason that I was dreaming. Before I was lucid, there was some giant dragon-like monster rampaging around the city, so, as I test I went to see if I could stop it. I went over to it and it flew towards me, getting ready to breathe lightning at me while I thought, "you don't want to hurt me." It suddenly stopped and flew away, but I thought that would be too easy, so I made it come back and it chased after me. I started flying freely through the buildings and around cars while avoiding lightningn breath. It followed me into a cave that started to go completely up and I suddenly lost my ability to fly and I jumped of the cave walls, shortly after, realising that I couldn't run anymore, I just decided to fall. I was, at this time, thinking about how this would likely wake me, but I didn't let it worry me. I opened my eyes after falling for a few seconds and saw the dragon turning around, it was about to bite me when I twisted and grabbed the dragon's neck and rode it. AWESOMENESS!!! I was on the dragon and jumped off, I fell all the way down and landed outside a 7-11. Hehe, I love slurpees. I just walked inside and took a look around and worked my way over to the slurpee machine. I got an X-tra Large and went over to the counter and just pulled some money out of my pocket and gave it too the clerk. I walked outside and just walked into someone's house, they told me to get out, but I walked up the wall and sat on the roof, enjoying my slurpee...when it suddenly gave into gravity and fell. ...I can't believe it...seriously... I just said bye to the people and somehow ended up in my house in front of my mirror. I looked completely normal, but I was messing around with the colour and shape of my eyes, it was cool, and wierd. I then tried to rip a portal to lead somewhere, it didn't work so I looked at my nails and they started growing and getting sharper, I then slashed a hole in space and went though. It lead to my class, with everyone in it. How wierd... I talked to some of my friends for a bit, seeing how they would act, they acted the exact same, but there was this girl I didn't know begging me for sex. ... I did a nose pinch RC just too make sure I was dreaming because it's possible to not to be sure after a while. Not sure what else happened.

Longest lucid dream ever, most awesome lucid dream ever, most vivid lucid dream ever. I still didn't remember even half of what I did. The realism of this was also awesome.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

A note to our teenage adventure protagonist: we're totally messing with you.

Our surroundings are bright, a world of clear glass windows surrounded by sunlight. My footfalls are light and airy, bearing none of the gravity that this situation should require. I am calm, cool, and collected as I approach the dark-haired man at the top of the dias.

"You should know, Amon," I say, "That you can't possibly win."

Amon surveys the horizon, his back turned to me. "We don't have to do this," he says quietly. "You could give up the girl..."

"That's not going to happen."

Amon turns to face me, dark energy forming in a globe between his hands. He's still young. I barely have time to process the thought. I'm dodging. Blackness swallows up the staircase I was standing on a moment ago.

I bring my hands together, pull them apart in a quick motion. A lance of energy surges toward Amon, aiming for the heart.

I'm sitting at a four-person booth in a restaurant, nursing a cup of coffee. I hold it up and breathe in the warm scent, before setting it back down with a clink on the table. I glance up at Amon, who's sitting across from me at the table. The corner of his mouth is twitching up into a smile, though he's trying to suppress it.

Beside me is the girl I was talking about before, our protagonist, Sasha. I love playing a supporting character. She's glancing up at Amon and back at the table, trying to look for all the world like she's not about to bolt at the first sign of hostility.

I have to chuckle. "So. Do you think this counts as an anti-climax?"

Amon's about to point out the double-entendre, but Sasha cuts him off.

"What the hell, ---?" she says, twisting to face me directly. "He was trying to kill you!"

"Nah," I say, leaning back in my seat, "Amon and I aren't enemies. Are we, Amon?"

"Nope," he says, barely keeping a straight face.

"Tell him about your problem." I say, my expression far too earnest.

"I can't remember my parents' eye colours, okay? They keep changing!" Sasha springs up from her seat and stomps away to the restroom.

"Who pays attention to their parents' eye colours?" asks Amon.

"Weird people. Or very observant ones?" I wonder. "Anyway, I took a look at her memories, and they have been tampered with."

"And you just got rid of her. Am I thinking what you're thinking?"

I nod, gleefully. "We should investigate."

We slip away from the diner and back into the mall we just destroyed. I press a few random buttons on a keypad and the door opens with a hiss. I walk right in, Amon following close behind. We're in the clothing department, where a couple missing parents should be frozen as mannequins.

"If we have all of the permutations right," I muse, wandering over to a control panel disguised as a jewellery counter, "We should just be able to enter them here."

Amon presses a few places on a blank wall. As he touches them, the spots light up in squares. He finishes the combination and steps back. I hear a low hum permeate the air around us.

"I have a bad feeling about this." I mutter.

Amon shoots me a glare. "I don't like your bad feelings," says Amon. "They make bad things happen."

The mannequins in the display near us, half a dozen at least, start to twitch.

Mind Games. Scare Factor: 2.

Dream #1
Date:6/22/10-6/23/10
Main People:Me, My Sister, My Mom, and Alex(DC)
Emotions:Sorrow,Panic and Anxiety
Location:Home, Kitchen
Approx. Dreamtime: 45-60 seconds
Lucidity:Non-Lucid
Type: Non-Lucid

Description:Well today I had a dream, It started off normal I was at home in my bathroom hallway and I was talking to my sister. The conversation went something like this:
Me:What are you doing?
Sister:I'm getting ready.
Me:For what?
Sister:First baby-sitting job.
Me:With who?
Sister:Alex.
She said this and pointed to a picture of a small boy the picture was very foggy and hazy and could not recognize who he was or what he looked like. Then no sooner there was a knocking on the door and a small boy came in presumably Alex. I still could not really decipher his face or what he looked like. Anyways as soon as he walked in he demanded for something called "nanna munch" but somehow I knew it was something like oatmeal. So we (Me, My Sister, and My Mom) walked him over to the kitchen counter and my sister tried to pick him up and place him on the chair but he did not like this so he started to wiggle and whine until finally my sister got him on the chair. Then suddenly a blue bowl appear on the counter and my mom started to pour steaming water into the bowl. Once the bowl was full something strange happen Alex decides to jump into the bowl and suddenly he shrunk and then my mom hurriedly fished through the bowl to find him after a second or two my mom's hand finally comes out of the bowl with a palm sized doll-like Alex. There was silence for a second or two then I slowly asked if he dead but somehow already knew the anwser. He was dead. I remember feeling like that I could have done something to save him during the dream. Of course when I woke up I thought it was quite silly. The last thing I remember was that we were all in panic for who to call. It was an overall strange dream.

NOTES

-On a living bus.

-My face is a mirror.

-Tigress and I at a bar. We kiss. I thought you were a lesbian! I thought you were a chick! I am a chick. WTF? Am I Ranma?

- MoSH and I walk down the sidewalk in Cape Cod. We see him walking with A. I, as Juargawn, pounce on him. We are dreaming this old dream. WTF?

I have giant stone blocks for hands.

- I am a pyramid.

- I am shooting astral tentacles out of my hands and head.