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08.09.2013

Her Family Jewels Are Still Intact...Wait..Her What??? (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Boy, me talking about the lucidity at the right time in the dream journal entry I had yesterday?

I don't even know anymore. I just can't have the decency to describe this dream in long detail.






[18+] This isn't even that graphic in the first place. I just state a word or two, and whatever imagery you come up with it is YOUR fault, not mine man.I'm exiting a room and I'm going into a hallway, and I encounter a female that's sitting on a desk and is working on a computer. For some odd reason,

Spoiler for You Wot M8?:

I just decided to grope her butt. Because, why the hell not?!?! LUCID DREAM. FREE SEX? HNNNNGHHH.

I started saying things I don't want to state here, and then she complies and starts going into the spread eagle position, and I get more grope-y with her vagina.

And then suddenly,

It's not a vagina.


One lump.

Two Lumps.

One bigger lump.

Family Jewels.

Houston we have a problem.

Then when I'm trying to get out of this situation, she gives me fellatio. So I decided to just wake up and just....you know, try to cope with what happened just now.

I will admit she could've gave the best fellatio. You want to know how hard it is to get out of a situation like that? She wanted to do it man, she wanted to do it, her nails were already skin deep man.

Why

Why.

Why.

WHY COULDN'T YOU INSERT THE RIGHT GENITALIA!!@#$%^&

11.12.2012

First Floor Boob Awareness Room? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm going into an elevator, and I press the button for "Floor 1," which is going up instead of down. There's a room that gets my attention, it's called "Boob Awareness" or something like that.

It seems I'm there too early, because there's not a lot of people inside, just two girls showing random purple lineart of drawn women. So I head back out and go back at a later time.

I head back to the door, slowly open it. There's a female wearing a black blouse, and she has a nice rack on her.

Spoiler for 18+:

I go into the room a bit more, and she quickly slams the door shut. She has her hands behind her ass, and rests them against the door. I get close to her, and immediately groped her breasts. She starts getting excited, and she starts saying a few naughty words that I can't recall too well.

Her breasts feel so soft, and I moved them randomly, clockwise, anti-clockwise, up and down. Then I take the front of her blouse off, leaving it to hug under her huge tits. She starts getting even more stimulated from this, and then she gets closer to me and braces her body to mine.

Then I wanted to aim to lick her nipples, but as soon as I'm doing that, I feel myself waking up gradually. The last fleeting moments involved both of us resting on the floor, with her on top of me.

I think she told me that she wants to have anal sex....

Then I FUCKING WAKE UP, AND I CAN'T GO BACK BECAUSE I HAVE 20 MINUTES BEFORE I HAVE TO WAKE UP. FUCK MY LIFE.

FUCK IT.

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11.12.2012

Tied Up (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I only remember being tied up, and I feel like I'm in the body of Ryoma Echizen, the same dude I posted a picture of in the last dream journal entry (where he had green aura around him and held a red racquet).

My feet were tied up, and my hands were behind my back and tied up as well. I tried avoid this bald dude wearing a swamp green shirt and regular denim jeans that I feel is trying to find me. I scooted over near a pile of dead leaves, hoping that I could avoid him.

He still finds me, and he takes me back to wherever he wants to take me.

Then I get a dream shift where I'm probably in a dream body of my waking life body. I end up going into this area that overall has a brown setting to it. It almost resembles a restroom, and the urinals are spread out. I think I'm following a group of random people, maybe 2-3. We're planning to jump over the urinals, since there's a huge gap on top of them to get out of.

I see the same bald dude with the swamp green shirt and denim jeans, but I don't have the feelings of fear like before when I was Ryoma Echizen. I guess I was a completely different mindset in this dream.

06.05.2012

Auditorium (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

It's fairly dark in this auditorium, and I'm not sure what is going to be presented at the time. It seems everyone is focused at what's occurring behind them, and I turn around to see what it is, but I can't remember what it is.

Whatever it is, the though of interest encroached my mind, and I think I get out some kind of electronic device, probably a camera, to take a photo of whatever it is.

I'm presuming it's a statue of some sort, because there isn't a lot of movement going on. People start to leave, and I swear there was one group of DCs that I heard that made me think about something, but I forgot that as well.

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Spoiler for 18+ Material:

06.05.2012

I need a Condom (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This dream. lol.

Some random lady is laying on the floor, raises her legs up like she's getting ready for some guy to drill her in the jackhammer position or something. She spreads her asshole with her fingers, and wants me to look inside of it.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h..


I close my left eye and look inside her asshole with my right, and this woman is extremely horny. I think her asshole was even steaming out.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

And like, when I looked deeper, I could see some fecal matter in a few areas. I look away after being a little turned off by this and had the expression that said, "I need a Condom."

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Spoiler for 18+ Material:

06.05.2012

Sex with Naomi Russells? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Ummmm

I don't even know how to...what...gsdhkjgffd????

Anyway, I'm inside a fairly small room, and I think I'm waiting for someone.

This girl that looks like Naomi Russells, and I swear she even talked like her for a little bit, looks exhausted, and comes and sits down at a chair in the room. I'm pretty sure she didn't notice me. I had some weird urge to go up to her while she's sitting down to grope her breasts.

"Pssssst, hey...."

I tried to tell her I'm not the person she thinks she's talking to. She looks up at me, doesn't really care if I'm groping her, I think she's enjoying it, so I continue doing this to her for a few seconds.

Somewhere in this dream, I think she finally takes her clothes off, and I don't know what's happened to me at this point. Not really sure if I'm even part of this anymore, I think she had another guy, but again, my recall of this sucks.

Oh, and she even talked in that voice of hers in that one video....she acts like a ditzy and oblivious lady, like:

"Oh mah gawd, like seriously???" <-- That kind of accent.

She said something about the room being the perfect place to move into......but to me, this room is too small to even be considered an apartment.

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06.05.2012

Zach from Saved By the Bell (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I only remember Zach, me, and a small group of people walking together somewhere.

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06.05.2012

Rolling in Grass (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm watching that guy that plays as the main character in "Everybody Hates Chris," and his mother wanted him to go find his sister I think.

It's late at night, and I'm wondering why the mother would send her son to do something like that. Chris dashes through this fairly high grass area that goes all the way up a few inches past his ankles. He lays on his back to roll in the grass, and to avoid farmers moving around with their tractors.

Then I think I take on the form of Chris now, but I felt like I was in my own dream body though. Very confusing.

Then I get up and the dream shifts to where it's way brighter than it was before, and some guy comes up to me that looks like he would be a teacher in this dream setting.

By this point, I think I'm back to spectator view and see Chris again talking to that same guy I met. He said something about him going somewhere to get in trouble, but tell the truth, or be called gay.


Wait what? Okay...

01.02.2012

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Dream 1: Naked Pictures of Myself

I don't remember too much about this because it was oddly disturbing and surprising at the same time. I was inside a room sitting somewhere that had an adequate amount of lights that radiated a yellow/orange color to them, and my father is going through a series of pictures on a Laptop.



I think a few of them are me naked with me holding my penis and actually take a fully body picture with it too. I'm freaked out as hell, wondering how the hell I would do something like that, but my father just scrolls through them like he didn't even see anything.

I didn't register any element of surprise from his face when he was going through my photos.

Either he tried to make it look like he didn't see anything and wanted to scroll faster to avoid the other naked pictures I had, or was a completely oblivious DC that was doing random shit on the laptop.

That's all I remember for that one. And good thing that's all I remembered.


Dream 2: Groping Woman's Ass in a Train

I'm on a train that's pretty empty. A pretty cute black girl is outside wearing a RED shirt and has glasses on (looks like Shi Reeves). She looks familar to me because before the dream, I think I heard the voice of some lady trying to convince me to talk to some people or something.



She's with a guy though, so she comes in the train with him. We're all standing, and the train moves. It's the type of train that's outside and above ground, not in the subway. But it felt like I was in a bus, but I'll just go with train for now.



The girl doesn't recognize me, but I have a feeling she was trying to find me in a dream I can' remember seeing her. She was looking outside the windows of the bus while I take a quick glance at her breasts.

I don't know if she was pretending not to see me, I think she even looks at me, but it was only for a second, but I could remember seeing the cheeks on her face have a little makeup on.

Then she gets closer to me with her back facing me, but not paying attention to me. The guy who is with her is on her right, and he's close to me as well. Her back is facing me still, and she gets a little closer to me. She gets closer and closer, and I eventually feel her ass in gray yoga pants or some leggings with my knuckles.

I wasn't trying to touch her intentionally, it's just that she got closer to me. While the bus is constantly moving, making her ass bump into the knuckles of my hand even more, the dude who is next to her grabs my hand I think and forces me to grope her ass.

He's asks me "Don't you want this???" At first I'm shocked because it feels like this guy had persuaded me to meet this woman before in different dreams that I cannot remember, but I could actually feel her ass.

It was so smooth and firm. Feeling the texture of the yoga pants was amazing, but I wasn't lucid. It felt erotic just holding my hand around this woman's amazing ass, I felt like a child that suddenly got into the temptation.

I ended up holding the sides of this woman and starting to move both my hands near the bottom region of her stomach to her vaginal area and continued moving them around her rear.

I finally was convinced and told the person "Yes...I'll be with her." or something like that. I didn't see how the guy looked though. But damn was this woman I'm touching hot. She really started to look like Shi Reeves.

I think I'm in a different dream scenario to where they are taking me to a random house. We get there by car I think. The environment overall has some gray clouds, and the neighborhood looks like a pretty maintained and fancy place.

It was quiet at the time, and the Shi Reeves look-a-like DC is going in it to pack some stuff I think. I go into the car to get random things out to put inside the front entrance of the house.

When I go in, I see dark brown wood flooring, dining table....stuff that you would generally see in a house. I asked "Hello?" inside the house, and didn't get a response. I started to get louder and asked if anyone was in the place.

No response, so I go venture around the place, and see a bathroom when I moved forward and turned right. It looked empty, and no lights were on, but outside of the bathroom was partially lit.

I sensed that the black female DC was in the bathroom with the lights off, but I couldn't tell. I saw another DC that was in there, but I don't think he was doing anything with the lady. She was probably sitting on the toilet, so I immediately moved away to not look like a peeping tom.

I waited for her to be finished, but I woke up.

Dream 3: Place gets drenched with Tsunami

I'm seeing this random area get demolished by a Tsunami, or a huge wave of water at least. I don't feel any of the impact, but I look around a small field of vision and someone was asking me what happened to the place.

I think I said Scotland had a Tsunami occur, but I'm not sure if that's really what I said. I was telling some random voice that I didn't bother to look for the source it was coming from the experiences I had encountering the Tsunami.



Apparently I hanged on top of a ledge, but not with my knuckles facing me, but the other way around (palms facing me), and I'm just hanging on to the ledge very tightly until the Tsunami hits my way.

How does hanging from a ledge where all of your strength relies on your arms and hands prevent one from getting injured from an incoming Tsunami? I don't know, and it felt like silly too.