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I am in a math class. The wrong one. This class is calculus 1 but I'm meant to be somewhere else. The teacher couldn't care less when the right calculus students are sent to this class by another teacher because they were in the wrong class. I exit the class and into the theater. Some grand show is going on. And I see people wearing white and feathery costumes. It is very bright in the hall.

I have my own talk show. I am in my Vampire Form. It's set up like Oprah.

Loaf is my guest for the show. He is also a vampire. I am wearing a nice black suit with no tie, and have jet black long straight hair with a violet tint to my pale skin. Loaf has short straight dark brown hair with red streaks in it, and his eyes are red. He is wearing a red cape and has a red weapon in his hand.

Nomad: Welcome Loaf to the show.

Yaay!

N: Ok, well you can put down your weapon, Mr. Loaf.

(nervous laughter)

N: So, Mr. Loaf, what kind of vampire are you?

L: I am a Red Vampire, which means I feed off of red energy. It's mainly anger, rage, things like that, but it could be blood.

N: Interesting.

L: I like sentience. It's delicious.

N: Uh... Okay.

Loaf looks at me and grins hungrily.

L: I see you are a dark energy vampire. You feed off of darkness.

N: Yes.

L: Why don't you give me some energy!

Loaf leaps upon me, trying to get at my neck. I try to toss him away. He bites my arm. I get enraged.

L: Mmf... that's it. Red energy.

I calm myself, and flick him off.

L: That was all I needed.

We return to our chairs. The audience is mortified. I slowly bleed dark energy out of Loaf throughout the duration of the interview through eye contact.

N: Alright. So, tell me more about the different types of vampires.

L: Well, there are vampires that desire each type of energy, light, dark, red, green, blue, anything. Ones such as green vampires you would probably describe as elves or maybe parasitic plants, but they all feed off of green energy. The power of vampires comes from pull, or gravity attacks. Vampires will drain your energy, then use it against you. We can also get energy from other sources, so sentience-draining is unnecessary.

N: So, tell me what you are doing here...

(A viewscreen pops up)

L: Well, this is my regular dream self sitting at school, blah blah blah... And look, there's me, the vampire aspect... creeping into regular Loaf.... haha... oh, look, now Loaf is a vampire. Time to kick ass and drink blood. HAHAHA

Loaf starts kicking the ass of some weird teacher-demon and a security guard-demon.

Well, that's our show...

The audience apparently ran out. The crew claps hollowly.

AW SHUT UP.

Type: DILD.
Lucidity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Vividness: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Notes:
The thing I hate about lucid dreams is that, sometimes, your brain happens to switch on as soon as the dream's ending. Anyways, I was watching the pilot of this intense show called Lie to Me yesterday, so I guess that's where the dream content came from.

I was in the basement of my house. The lights were made from steel, and they were modern-looking fat cylinders that hung from the ceiling. But the lighting in the room was dim, as if someone had turned the dimmer switch almost all the way down. That was okay though, because I was sitting in one of two brown suede couches, both reclined, watching my mom put a DVD into the player. The television moniter was already on, and it was flashing white light every few seconds. Flash. Flash.

As soon as she inserted the player, the movie started, but I wasn't interested in watching anything. Instead, I got up and sat behind the couch I was just on. "Mom," I told her, "since you're the one who chose the movie, we've probably seen it way too many times." I picked up a DVD case with a label sort of like this:

Of course, it wasn't exact and was probably distorted, because it was a dream. I then realized this and gained lucidity, but two seconds later I felt the dream ending. "Crap".

My DEILD attempt ended in failure.