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For some reason, I was Andy Bernard from The Office and my friend Loge and my other friend Kristopher were out in the waiting room for my office. I had on a nice vest and a bow tie. So did Loge. Kris did not. I got kind of offended and went out and jokingly, yet seriously said "Hey! I thought this was bow-tie casual?" And they laughed and I said "Sike, I'm kidding. You don't have to wear it... but you do have to wear the vest." I began laughing and woke up.

I was at this very stupid family party. My uncle asked me to give everyone a plate, so I helped him. When I was done, everyone started getting up, ready to leave.

It was pretty chaotic, everyone was running, as if something had happened (it hadn't). I pushed lots of people, who were NOT my family, until I saw my parents.

My dad was calm and smiling, despite the fact that people were all in panic around him. He saw me and waved. I ran to him and he smiled more.

He gave me the key to a car. It's one of those keys that you press a little button and the thing you use to start the car comes out.

For some reason, I thought "I hate how those things never work in dreams." and pressed the little button... The thing didn't come out and I was all DREAM!!!

Suddenly, I was still where I was, leaving my uncle's place, at the corridor, right in front of the main door, but there was nobody around. I thought "okay tasks what do I have to do I have tasks" and then I, for some reason, thought that my three step tasks starts with flying (it doesn't).

I jumped up a little and flew around the corridor. I had been afraid I wouldn't be able to do it, last time it didn't work too well, but YAY FLYING!!!

I landed and asked myself what I had to do. I then realised I had to summon DragonMaster21. I pointed my hands to the air, as if I were a magician, and thought of a drawing of a dragon I posted on my workbook. The dragon appeared, smiled at me and I smiled back, surprised that it actually worked... so I woke up.

Oh, and I have two fragments. First, I was at this apartment, and a girl was helping me with some tech stuff. We were flirting. Second, I was in my bedroom, a cousin of mine was on my bed. She fell on the floor and my dog started licking her face.
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Two more fragments.

First: I was trying to get a pill for lucid dreaming that was inside a bag. I was told I wasn't allowed to have it cause I had already had a lucid dream today, so I told them I'd send it to DragonMaster21.

Second: in real life, today I woke up, wrote down my dreams, got up and went to my parents' bedroom. Our maid had cleaned up their room already, so I had to get out of mine so that she could clean it too. In my dream, I was in my parents' bedroom and the maid was telling me that I had left my room too late, and that she'd only clean it tomorrow.

In waking life, everything has been pretty crappy. My father just had a surgery to have a bone spur or some such nonsense taken out, and has been causing a lot of problems for the rest of our family. He blew his stack three times yesterday, twice at me and once at my mom. So... Lot of stress dragging down my already pretty crappy recall.


10/27/2013: Nonlucid Waterbending
I can remember the night before last was an interesting dream. I can't remember the exact order of events, but I believe it started out with me at the school cafeteria. I was sitting, chatting with some acquaintances when I noticed I was quite thirsty.
I went up to the school lunch counter and purchased a bottle of some sort of fruit punch. I opened the bottle and chugged it down before I could even get back to my table. But I was still really thirsty, and was thinking about turning around and buying more. Also, the fruit punch was very sweet. (I have noticed that dream-food is very good)
But some dream character approached me and filled up the bottle with some magical power. It basically caused more fruit punch to bubble up out of the bottom and fill the bottle again. The dream character then told me to drink more slowly if I wanted to have the "full effect".
I obeyed and went back to my table. I started to drink the punch in little sips, but it was hard to show restraint when I was so thirsty.

The dream kindof jump-cut to my bedroom. I can remember it being dark. And one of the interesting things was that I reality checked and figured that I actually was in my room. (STOOPID)
So anyways, I was experimenting with some kind of power that was in fact very similar to the waterbending from TLA series. But it seemed very weak, and I could only control a tiny string of water, about half a inch around and maybe a foot long. I tried to control bigger bodies of water, but to no avail.
I also know that this was connected to the first portion of the dream. The fruit punch I drank may have been some kind of potion to give me the powers, or maybe it was the blurry dream character that had something to do with it.
I manipulated the water for quite awhile, trying to move it faster and move more of it, but my ability didn't seem to be improving much. I decided that (since I had been playing with this ability, my whole room was wet.) I decided to pick up all of the water using my powers and move it back to a large cup on my desk.
I began doing so, cleaning up all of the spills and such one at a time. I don't believe I finished before I woke up.

10/28/2013: Chocolate Crazy!
I was at school again, and there was some kind of fundraiser or bake sale or... I don't know for sure, but the point was, there was this stand that was giving out free chocolate chip cookies and hot chocolate to all of the students.
I went up to their stand and took a cookie and a small cup of cocoa. Also, these were very large cookies, maybe six inches across. They were delicious. I got about two thirds done with the one I had, and asked if I could take another one. One of the boys running the stand (there were two) told me that I was allowed to take as much as I wanted so long as I finished what I had first.
I obeyed, and then took another cookie and cup of cocoa, ate and drank that too. I was about to take my third helping when the bell rang and I had to go to class. But the stand was right outside the class I had to be in, and I wanted more food, so I grabbed my third helping and went into class.
After I ate my third helping I was actually feeling a little sick. But for some reason, I was still inclined to get more food from these people, so I stepped out of the classroom and took another cookie only to notice that the center of the cookie was all chocolate chips.
The boys running the stand told me that they had plenty of chocolate chips, but were running out of dough to bake the cookies. Apparently they had a small oven with them under the stand. I woke up.

We somehow managed to get it into a cage and put it outside in the rain.
We were trying to starve it to death and just get rid of it as soon as possible.
But i felt sorry for him because I don't want to starve anything to death, except for spiders.
I cut a slice of meat and took it outside to feed it.
When I came outside, it saw me and started growling at me very angrily like just growling very scary at me.
But, when I showed it the meat, it just quieted down and sat there waiting for the meat.
I gave it the meat very carefully because I didn't want to get bit again,
It just sucked the meat right down its mouth and I just woke up.

My cousins from another state sent my family a hyena to keep for a couple of weeks.
What for, I don't know or remember.
At first it was very playful like a dog, we would play with it and things like that.
But when it came to feeding, it starting getting very aggressive and wanted to eat us.
I don't remember much but i remembered it bit my arm and my arm was bleeding.
It started coming towards me like it was going to attack me.
Then i just woke up.

I'm witty right?
Strange how my REM worked last night. Got to bed around midnight and woke up at 4 am. I drank a bottle of water before bed, which sometimes isn't enough to get me up before my alarm. Not sure why 4 am... Usually I'm on 1.5 hour intervals. Who cares though? I got lucid.
I stayed up for 75 minutes, until 5:15 working on my new LD guide :http://www.dreamviews.com/attaining-...technique.html
I went to bed using the mantra, "I notice details and become aware"
I had one dream and was not lucid and when I went into the next one I knew I was dreaming. I used no RC, but I also did not exercise great control over my dream. It just seemed natural. I noticed the brick in my room had grains. I was surprised to see such great detail in a dream. I was able to leave my room and change the scene a little bit and encounter my girlfriend by deciding where she would show up. It was good. I still feel I wasn't completely aware though, I used an RC and it worked, but I was not very sharp.. hard to explain

Side-note
Third-person
Dreamsign
Missed opportunity

Meeting Kiin
I'm somewhere with a woman. We see a tall, wide man - somehow I know his name is written Caya?e, or somesuch. I think nothing of him. The woman runs up to him and hugs him and calls him Hunky Kay which is straight from Elantris, though I didn't realize it at the time. I realize his name is actually Kiin (pronounced Kai-ai-an), and I'm confused about the spelling I saw earlier, since it started with the Kai-ai sound, but it didn't end in an N.

Somehow I end up getting a bearhug from Kiin too; my face ends up somewhere in the middle of his chest. While I'm caught in the bearhug, I'm trying to unlock my tablet. Somehow I'm typing behind his back, but the password is coming up cleartext. I quickly erase it so he can't see it.


Clothes shopping
I'm in a department store, shopping for shoes. A sales lady is trying to sell me a "whole new look," but I'm not interested. I'm still trying to look at the shoes, but I don't like any of them. She finally agrees to show me some that are more like the sneakers I'm wearing, but what she comes out with is very strange - like a sneaker with the laces and tongue removed. Since the shoes she was trying to sell me earlier went well with the "new look," I finally agree to try on the clothes and shoes together. They're dressier than what I usually wear (she's given me slacks and a long-sleeved, colored button-down shirt), but they look good on me. She also hands me a color-coordinated pocket protector. I realize that with clothes like these, I need something less like sneakers and more like dress shoes.

I'm aware of something happening nearby at a black ops lab; it has something to do with a melt-down, a plumber, and a locksmith.

Now I'm comforting the saleslady, telling her it'll be OK.


Tower defense
[COLOR="#FF8C00"]I'm playing a tower defense game. I've just discovered wizard units that automatically cast freeze on anything that comes in range, and I decide these are my new favorite units. I do well for a while, but eventually I start to get overrun. I'm trying to pinch to zoom out, but it's responding really, really slowly - a single pinch barely changes the screen, and I have to do it over and over.


Impersonating the Dalai Lama
I'm traveling with some guy. For some reason, he's dressed me up as the Dalai Lama. We get out of a taxi near our hotel, and I see I have a couple of large suit cases that I really don't feel like lugging with me. My companion says "Oh, if ONLY there were SOMEONE to help the DALAI LAMA with his LUGGAGE," and suddenly we're swarmed by helpful people who would love to carry the luggage.


China's coastline
I'm on a boat, traveling along the coast of China. It only takes a few minutes to travel from one end to the other. At each end, I can clearly see the countries it borders, since each country is a different solid color (just like on a map).


Making pizza
I'm at my pastor's house, making pizza for him. It's time to take the pizza out of the oven, but I can only find one pot holder. I see that one of his daughters has the other one. I wait for her to finish using it, then take it and use the pair to get the pizza out. For some reason, I'm having a lot of trouble dealing with the pizza pan, and I'm really concerned I'm going to burn myself.


Fragment
I'm calling my credit card company to dispute a charge.

I am in a Jehovahs Witness convention with alot of my girls vaguely remember the beginning of the dream but I do get some recall hearing my moms voice saying some thing like are you ready already like if we were still in the hotel room. Then afterwards I am chilling with this girl I dont remember seeing her face but shes taking my somewhere I remember she told me to get ready and I was procrastinating to get ready because the place we were going to which I eventually found out was a meditation home wasnt open yet. So I told her to relax but then I remember she starts pulling over in the car which was a two seater I believe and I was happy I was hanging out with her. We were talking for quite sometime but no idea what then after pulling over the side of the road she all of a sudden takes off and we end up in front of this house that isnt to modern or old but has a classy look to it. I walk in there are like 2 people to my left in a bed room waiting to start with there legs crossed sitting down and I see 2 others on my right which one is a guru I believe and another is another student. I sit down in the middle of the four everyone is facing the door. The kid to my right now after I sit down is black and hands me a paper that I was suppose to read but unable to like I had to decipher a code or something but the letters were all messed up. I believe when I finished with the meditation sessions I became lucid when I looked at my hands and saw that I was dreaming I didnt perform any reality checks I just knew it because of my surroundings was being in like a city. Once I gain lucidity I saw a traffic jam to my right hand side of me and I really like driving cars in my dreams so then I saw the best one which was a white mint dodge camero and no one was in the drivers seat and I got in and saw this other big guy who was white with a blue watch who had a hat on with sunglasses just kind of went along with me getting in the car and driving off. After getting in I remember we were in traffic but I was like yea right this is my dream bitch this doesnt exist here so I speed up traffic and took the car to like 55 miles an hour in like 3 seconds I saw all the other cars speed up tremendously to. I get this call from this guy about picking up something like a car or rims for a car I believe and I have to go to this store that I remembered kinda looked Bjs once I go inside and start rolling around in a chair with while and taking off lil by lil since I was enjoying the dreamscape and once again the guy calls me and says dude sorry I called the store and they said they didnt deliver the whatever he wanted me to pick up. I not going to lie I think I cursed him out or got really angry but I dropped those feelings as fast as I could and went to go see if I could go get my car back. Once I start rolling around in my chair I look at clothing signs in the store I remember seeing one that said "something hubble" and then turned around and it said some thing completely different like "horse something" I was able to capture boths words I was sliding a bit fast. While in the store I was hearing a favorite old school song of mine "only the lonely" which has a cool beat to it. After that I remembered my mission was to talk to my spirit guide and I asked this one random security guard women that looked asian and she told me "no honey im not your spirit guide" then I went to a glass counter and rolled around and asked these two kinda decent looking chicks saying "are you my spirit guide" and one of them that looked like a girl in my high school that made an impression on me who I use to see in the gym said "yes I am your spirit guide" but I heard that you have to question them like 3 times and they have to respond yes to all 3 but I asked 4 just in case cause you dont mess around with that kind of stuff but she didnt actually say yes she nodded and said uhuh the other 2 times I asked so I was really suspicious about that and then for some reason I started flirting with my spirit guide and I guess she woke me up and got pissed with me im not sure but I want to know if your spirit guide has to respond with a yes or a nod is enough.

non lucid
*I watched people eat at this indian dinner very quietly and peacefully. Some chick made a comment about my IQ and I went off on her saying let's prove my IQ is bigger then yours!

*I talked with someone wears a jewish it shirt outside of a bar. They said these would be a sai baba event of some sort. Then we walked into a store with lots of hot women and one that I knew. I greeted her and told her I missed her. Then I went to go take a pee.
I toilet usual and had pee all over it.

I'm viewing this dream partially from outside. I don't have a role in the dream, it is as if I'm a ghost looking into someone else's life.

The dream revolves around this one special truck, that has a compartment inside of it so big, the owner had turned it into a bedroom.

Anyway, later on a fat guy with tattoos and brown curly hair comes by and wants to just take the truck after he had taken a look at it. Now, the truck was parked outside of a house in what appeared to be the middle of some desert. The owner of the house was apparently also the owner of the truck and he wouldn't allow for.the truck to just be taken away.

Mr. tattoo still wanted it and agreed to fight the owner for it. After this a lot of stuff happened which I can't remember so well.

At some point I'm myself and I'm standing on I think the second floor of cinema with my sister, about to witness the fight between the two guys. On one floor lower the family and friends of the house owner have assembled and as some sort of ritual he throws shotglasses at them before fighting.

My memory of the dream stops here.

There is not much I remember from this dream. I do recall that I'm at the supermarket with my mom and sister and we're standing in between the checkout station and the exit.

A man, appearing to be a homeless guy judging by his outfit at overall appearance, almost walks out with a shopping cart. I walk up to him and explain that he can put the cart back and reclaim the money he put in it to get the cart. He says he would like to get all of his money out, but that it's jammed and you need a 50 cents coin to remove it, which he doesn't have.

I do have one and help him get his 50 cents back. As I remove the coin, I notice there is also a 50 euro bill in there and also remove that for him.

My memory of the dream stops here.

So, I'm at this theme park with my dad and we're somewhere at the back of the park, where there are a series of small hedges, parallel to each other, lined up in front of us. They all have a small hole in the middle, just big enough to crawl through, so me and my dad crawl through them until we reach the end, which is simply somewhere outside of the theme park. I say to him that It's ridiculous to make something like that, because everyone can get in the theme park this way without paying.

Regardless, we walk on into an area with quite some trees and a lot of vacation houses and my dad warned me to be careful, because small landslides had been occurring here lately. I tell him I won't fall prey to a landslide like others because I have studied this phenomenon in engineering school. He smiles and we continue walking.

After this point my memory of the dream stops.

Dream recall from today's WBTB/nap.

Dream 1(fragments):

I was talking to K on steam and he posted some IP address and said something along line "Come over, units knocks over, and we have most amazing party"

Dream 2(fragments):

I was on IRC and somebody was shouting something about dragons.

Dream 1(fragments):

There was some kind of preparation for a fight, everyone was searching for weapons.

Dream 2(fragments):

I was on some kind of minecraft server, which was full of 1 block wide towers and bunch of buildings, i was flying around using my wings and checking out stuff.

Dream 3(fragments):

I was browsing dreamviews and there was some weird politic dude asking questions to everyone and he knew people's names and stuff, then i was looking through some thread about series of video games about monsters, which was very old.

Dream 4(fragments):

I was watching anime about some agents in sky city place, they conflicted with someone and then gathered team and everyone went on against the place's government.

Dream 5(fragments):

I was playing some 2D platformer game and there were some very troll traps that were very well hidden and one that got caught had to redo like whole game. I've found way around them and game suddenly turned into spiral knights and there was a place with two types of throwable orbs. Red ones outright killed players and blue ones resurrected them, one of players managed to get whole party down with one of them.

Dream 6(fragment):

I was in some forest place.

This one's a tad confusing as I'm not sure if I was fully dreaming it all or if I was half awake.

I was lying in bed, my mind feeling sluggish, and suddenly became aware of a presence beside me. I turned my head and saw a figure standing beside my bed, though I was unable to move my head to see more than the mid-torso. It was a man dressed in white and I'm sure he was wearing a tie, though I cannot remember the colour.

I waved my hand at him in a shooing motion. "No, no, go away! Go away!" I cried.

It was at this point that I suddenly jolted upright and woke up to find my heart was racing and I suddenly craved some form of light in my dark bedroom. I'm reasonably sure I actually said the whole 'go away' part aloud and actually moved my hand too, which is why I wonder if I was half awake for this.