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Now I know Ed’s running short of material. I found myself in an Ed-made episode of “Only Fools and Horses.” I had a nice fat wad of cannabis and Dell and Rodney (who were potless) were slavering over it. (I don’t remember this in any episode?)

They tried every trick in the book to procure it (even though I was sharing with them) They rolled ridiculously fat reefers (which I objected to of course) and finally my wad disappeared completely and I tackled them "Where is it…C’mon, who’s got it?”

I sat here wondering why my brain turns out such feeble (and, apparently pointless material) then I’m struck by the obvious again. The cannabis had gone…I couldn’t find where it had gone and one major dream sign for me is mislaying or not being able to find something…it was that DS that triggered my first lucidity. Doh!

There are, so far, crumbs of comfort in most barren nights. One was the fact that I’d confidently not written this dream down (famous people…won’t forget it) When I finally got up it was gone and I cursed myself for not writing it down. I sat there for a while, trying to mentally reach out (as you do)…and it came back to me.

Sometimes I think the brain works against me…then I realise that dream signs are being proferred all the time and and dream scenes built around things that could trigger lucidity if I wasn’t so “unaware” in the dream.

So…put it there Ed….I love yer buddy…although you do seem to be too “soap-opera” in your output and you know how much I hate them…are you listening? You’re worse than the wife…at least she doesn’t know that lucidity isn’t a complete crock of shit, but you do…don’t you? You better do else what is this whole thing about?…if I can’t rely on you then who can I rely on you grey wrinkly splodge of fat (fade out)

1. Kazemaru and Hiroto (from Inazuma Eleven) lying on their backs fully clothed in a made-up bed. It was kind of like they were on stage, you could ‘feel’ the audience’s assumption, but when the characters open their mouth and say something deadpan, it turns into a comedy when you realize what’s going in, and everyone laughs.

2. I thiiink the setting was like in a cave on slab-like beds and maybe it was in a game. We were ‘watching’ some Saw-like horror movie. When I saw a character holding a device that cut out tongues (looked like a tongue cleaner), I had to bury my head under something. I remember at one point I ‘swam’ through the tunnels. I think I realized there was no water, and that’s when some seemed to appear to carry me. That’s when it seemed like in a game somehow.

3. Rane came in while I was on the computer, asking for help. I scrolled through an area in Firefox like ‘Group Your Tabs’, only I was scrolling through my tab pages like a picture slideshow. I was trying to find a ‘safe’ page to open and leave it on. Near the beginning, I passed by a page thumbnail showing a chest-up hentai girl with orange hair. I remember thinking that how would Rane know that was one of my pages, I could be anywhere on the net and it could be someone else’s content.

~Dipping a finger in creamer and tracing it around text on a yellow sticky note. Rane says “you’re weird”. I realize that I had used my dad’s French vanilla creamer instead of my own.

I walk into a new room and realize that mom is the one who needed the help. She wanted me to get her some corn, and ‘milk instead of water’ (or the other way around).

I just spent the last two day hiking at the Grand Canyon. The only dream I remember while sleeping at Phantom Ranch at the bottom of the Grand Canyon was a brief fragment involving a cat.

(I'm pretty sure the reason for this is because my friend and I saw a ringtail cat before going to bed.)

Actually I know that I had a couple more dreams right as I was waking up, but I no longer remember them because as soon as I woke up my mind was completely on the fact that I was in the Grand Canyon.

Dream Fragment 1.
Kayley mentioned that she couldn't live with her boyfriend as he drank too much and argued. She asked me if I thought it would work out between the two if she was to live in a separate house.

Dream Fragment 2.
Saw Luke B.

I was at a random house with Big Brother contestants(BBC). I was trying to squeeze a long air conditioner duct through the top of a window, in the bed room. I'm not too sure what we were using it for. There was BBC on the roof at one point.

We were all sleeping in a bed room. I was on the floor with others. I could see BBC dancing outside of the window. I decided to get involved and bob my head to the music. Tully (BBC) put her hand out for me to hold, so we could have a dance. I held onto her hand and that's it. I didn't know what to do.


Big Brother - Tully

We were all sleeping again. I must have been uncomfortable and decided to move my legs to the opposite side of a BBC, and must have woken them. Someone next to them said something about ''Was it juicy, Carrots?'', they said YES. I remember putting my feet in a pile of carrots.

I was at my old house in blacks land. I must have been sleeping with my dog and I decided to jump out and sleep on the other mattress which was on the floor. I left the room and heard that Dad was still on the PC. I went back into my room, and Dad came in and mentioned that he was playing shit because he has been angry. Mum came into my room not long after and told me to jump back into my proper bed.

I was now sitting at the dining table at stone hill house. I was trying to flatten a bag of brown sugar, so I could get all the air out of the bag. The air wouldn't leave the bag. I spilt some of the sugar on the table, and was trying to sweep it up back into the bag.
I saw Dad kneeling down in the kitchen with my Mum. Dad looked upset and I think Mum said to him that she was going to leave him. He mentioned about my brother moving back in. I didn't want Dad to lose everything he worked for and was considering giving him 60,000 to help out.
Dream ended.

I was at Burger King but it was a night club. I was with a Ashman, Sugar Sisters(SS) and Mikkayla.
I was waiting at the bar and the SS gave me a condom. They offered to put it on with their mouth. I don't remember putting it on, but I know that I was embarrassed for them to put it on me in case I got on an erection . I was standing at the peeing tray having a piss, and I noticed that the condom was on my penis. I saw others standing next to me having a piss also.
I saw the the SS come in with a guy, they must have offered to put the condom on him. They went into a cubical and I peaked through the open door and noticed the guy have sex (Doggy Style), with one of the SS (Katie). The other sister (Lucy) was a bit embarrassed because we had seen what was going on in the cubical.

Big Brother - Sugar Sisters - Katie & Lucy

Big Brother - Mikkayla


As I left the toilets, I noticed that the dance floor was empty and I wanted to get this party back up and running. I started jumping around and having a good time, to hopefully get others to join in. It worked, a lot of people gradually started coming onto the dance floor. I remember seeing Luke B.

I noticed a couple workers, cleaning and packing up the area which sold food.

We all had to leave due to the place shutting down for good. I was bummed out because it was close to home, and could get home easier. I heard that there was going to be a club taking over, except it would hold R&B nights. There was have a sign saying ''RB Nights''.

I was now with Ben F, and a few others. We were headed home, and I offered to walk home because it wasn't too far away. They insisted to take my home but I wouldn't let them.

Dream ended.