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I was in some kind of petting zoo of insects in glass cases. I was watching a creature that looked like a snake with scorpion legs and tail. It was like a kobra but smaller. I did a reality check and i realized it was a dream. I willed the dream to make me an egyptian fire elementalist and i burned down a wooden house and i remember a guy coming out and yelling about gas prices, so naturaly i set him on fire. sorry about the bad grammar.

Saturday morning I had this dream where there was two snakes chasing each other in my room as I watched, but then I woke up into another dream in my bed. I got out of bed in the dream and ran to my mom's room to tell her about my dream, but then I ran back into my room and realized it was a dream. Last week I read a post from someone explaining their lucid dream where it was too dark and they kept saying "ILLUMINATE" and the lights would flicker. When I realized I was dreaming I started rubbing my hands and arms to gain stability, but it was too dark. So I just started screaming "ILLUMINATE" and the lights were flickering, but I guess I gave up in the dream and closed my eyes to wake up.

This morning I woke up into SP and was aware, so I closed my eyes and tried to imagine a dream world. At first, I could see the same girl's face from my last lucid experience and this overwhelming feeling of pleasure or something close to it. Following that, there were a series of buzzes in my head that I didn't think to much of, but I knew I had to think of a dream world quick, so I picked the closest thing to me which was my room. I imagined myself standing on my bed and soon enough I was in my room standing at the foot of my bed. I have a window in front of my bed on the right wall next to it, so I turned and went straight through the window. I had to get down to the street, so I levitated down to the street in front of me. I remember the entire experience gave me this feeling better than any high I've had. Everything also had a hint of gray (no joke intended). Right now I'm killing my head on trying to remember what happened after I levitated down, but it was awesome nonetheless.

So last night I had a dream were I took control (I had no idea what a lucid dream was) and it was very very weird. I actually woke up and freaked out because I didn't even know it was possible, and immediately went online to find out what happened. I saw this site and felt obligated to make an account and share my experience with someone, without seeming insane and well... someone else.

So my dream started with me at my house smoking a bowl, then I realized that I was sitting next to some kind of jungle cat, i'm not quite sure what kind it was a bit fuzzy but then after a while it occurred to me... I have a dog! At this point I realized I was most definitely dreaming and figured I could do whatever the hell I wanted to do, so I ran up the stairs and found myself at my high school ( I am currently a junior) and swarmed the halls looking my crush, incredibly horny, I was in a desperate search. At long last I turned a corner and finally saw her, it would be incredibly awkward to say this in real life but I figure it is kinda appropriate to say it here. As I was ripping off her skirt and about to get my prize, I woke up .

I really just had to get this off my chest, hopefully you don't think I'm a raging pervert, but I can't wait to explore my mind in my upcoming lucid dreams. P.S. I am not a raging pervert.

I was in the kitchen, a bunch of friends, I was standing next to my brother. All the girls started into a convo, all off a sudden i ended up sitting on the counter with my brother besides me smoking. All of a sudden i look over and see this HUGE spider..im talking bigger then my foot. I started freaking out but no one around me was. The spider was across the room on the floor, staring at me with theses huge anime eyes, just staring. It was like it was trying to read my mind, the eyes seemed to have gotten bigger. my brother finished his cigarettes and then went to light a new one and it sparked like a sparkler and the spider just seemed to jump to life and run for the smoke ( im sitting next to him). The spiders eyes are getting bigger, my brother dousent seem to notice, its at the bottom of the cabinet trying to climb up i start screaming, i hate spiders and im trying to get away but i cant. I suddenly dont see the spider but i know its climbing across the wall to the back to get me and i just keep screaming. After that i only have a bunch of images of it crawling and im screaming, then i wake up.

I get on this weird bus. It's really spacious and there are long benches inside it. People are already there, I sit next to this dirty blonde girl. Jokingly I introduce myself, but she's cool with it. I have no idea what she said her name was, but when we arrive at our destination, we go to play this weird zombie survival game.

The zombies are real, but we can only kill them in a certain way. Instead of just destroying whoever, we have to communicate exactly which one is immediately going to kill us, and then we all attack it. There was this pasty girl coming at me....black blood drooling from her mouth, and some kinda way I knew that it was her to get it. We killed her, and then systematically killed the rest. Now that I think about it, I'm not even sure what we were using. I think I may have been unarmed.

Anyways, we're done and I'm talking to the girl again. Eventually she leaves, and some of the other guys are talking about how lucky I am because she likes me.

Was in some kind of stadium, where I had to participate in some kind of match. After a while of searching for my team (I was lost) I find some people I know. Then a girl from my class who looks pretty good suddenly asks me if i want to date her, and i accept and we kiss suddenly. I meet some others as well but I suddenly think to myself: "I know this is a dream but I have to take it easy or I'll wake up). I carried the girl, even though I probably wasn't carrying her since I couldn't see her, I go somewhere but the dream ends.

Here's one odd little dream. I am 100% sure that I had more dreams before this one, but I just can't seem to recall them ..

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Dreams starts with this big mall. It doesn't look like a mall though, the part I was standing on looked like the indoors 'balcony' bit of the Call of Duty - Modern Warfare map Broadcast, with the color scheme from the Battlefield 3 map Ziba Tower.

Basically, I was standing there, waiting for the store to open. Me and my colleagues had to get dressed, so we went into this small room, of which one wall had lockers and one showers. As soon as you were done with the shower, you got to pick your clothes, which were hanging outside of this small room. It was very cramped.

As soon as all of us were done showering, we had a bit of small-talk, one of my female friends walked in. She's very short in both person and dream, and she walked in the middle of the bunch and looked up at us, basically. I remember her saying something funny and make us/her laugh.

Then we were to leave the room and pick up our clothes. I was pretty upset, as I got out late, as the best shoes were already picked, and I had to settle for a pair of crocs, which I refused to do.

Non-Lucid Lucid

So today I decided to take a nap (this seems to becoming a thing) in the hopes of being lucid and because I was tired. So anyways I fell asleep and was in the dreamworld. I can't remember where I was but that I was with two companions. Somewhere along the way I became lucid and decided I was going to fly. (I don't know how I didn't lose lucidity here, but whatever) I sadly did not fly as I had hoped to and became frustrated leading to the loss of my lucidity. In the rest of my dream for some reason I decided to make clones with one of the people and then with the clones turn them into walls. If only I had done this lucid. Ah well. Hopefully I will have better luck tonight.

I really should do this in the morning, most of my recall is gone by now. I remember that I was on Mars with some companions (forget who) and we were talking to some aliens there. Surprisingly enough, they spoke English and looked somewhat like humans but they were almost amazed at our presence.

The dichotomy and my interpretation of the dream was like being an ancient Egyptian and seeing aliens visiting Earth. Except I was the alien...

Also, walking in the forest (dayz like forests, I play dayz a lot) and talking about selling the house.

Dec. 5, 2012
10:30-6:00

I was Bart Simspon from The Simpsons. I went to a school I didn't know. Bart (me) was on the football team at that school. I (Bart) was pretty good at it. I saw Ralph (the kid from same show who says "Ha ha!" to everyone) bullying a kid on a basketball court. The kid was sitting there, getting bullied next to Ralph. I went over there and I saw that the kid had a "revelation", and he stood up and acted all happy.

Later in the dream (or a different dream, I have no idea), my nose was bothering me. It probably was in real life while I was sleeping, too. I wasn't Bart Simpson anymore, nor was the dream in first person anymore, either. It felt like I was watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. There was some mention about cat huffing, whatever that is, and the dream ended.

12.09.2012

Almost Caught Masturbating (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm inside of a random house, and I remember that I did a lot of things in the dream, but not exactly what I did. I felt tired, and a few familiar faces were going to sleep as well.

I was assuming me and a few others were guests for someone that I know from New York in waking life. She's remaining passive like she usually is, looking at me occasionally without really realizing that she's looking at me way too much.

At least in this case, she's focused on something else other than me. I remember a few dream flashbacks where she asked a family member of mine something, and they responded "No" while fixing something on a table.

It seemed that it required his full attention, which made him end up being laconic to her.

After that and a few more that I can't recall well

I'm wearing a pajama set where there's swampish green stripes going down vertically next to a more faded lime green color....so it was a faded lime green stripe, then a swampish green stripe, and so on.


And now for the fun part......

........(warning, a bit graphic)........

Spoiler for 18+:

I get this strong urge to masturbate, and my penis is rock hard. It magically is saturated with saliva or some kind of weird lube. I tried to hide my boner while finding the nearest closet that's away from everyone that's going to sleep.

I find one of those very long closert doors that can bend and move around a bit. I go inside, and there's clothes in my way, so I decided to duck under them. I slowly take my the pajamas that I'm wearing, I could feel how hard my penis was.

My left hand twitches, dying to touch it, dying to stroke it vigorously. I give in to the temptation, and I have my knees on the floor. I'm not sure what I have on my right hand, I think it's a pillow, or maybe something else.

I make short breaths, stroking it more and more, enjoying how thick my dick was. I wanted to get this done quickly because me not being inside of the bedroom with the other guests would seem suspicious.

So I dissociate myself from the reality in the dream and closed my eyes while stroking my dick even faster, grinding the sides of my teeth for a bit, and expanding my mouth as I expose my teeth as well.

Then I hear footsteps, and someone is calling out my name.


I had an "OH CRAP!" moment, and I still didn't even get the chance to reach orgasm and ejaculate. I couldn't think straight, and even though I was in the closet, I was still panicking. I decided to use whatever is on my right hand to cover up my boner, and I quickly pulled up my pajama pants.

The lady was wondering why I was away for so long, and I just tried to look at the ground and not make eye contact with her, because I'm still kind of horny. She scoffs at me, turns around, and I follow her into the bedroom.

I'm still wondering how the hell I can fap without anyone noticing. I started to create scenarios, since I'll be sleeping next to this woman, on how I can still fap vigorously without her being suspicious. I didn't want to have sex with her mind you because she was a family member.

I tried to imagine if she would sleep with her back facing me, which means that I could at least align myself where I'm resting on the right side of my body. This way, since I'm uncircumsized in the dream, I could use my thumb and roll around the head of my penis and get a quick ejaculation without making lewd noises to wake anyone up.

The other scenario is that if she was facing me, I would have my back facing her while I'm resting on the left side of my body. This way, I could use my right hand, but it would be a little too strong for me since I haven't used it in a-------

Wait, what am I saying...I....I don't............

You didn't see that!

As I'm busy formulating ways I can get this boner over and done with, I'm trying my best to make sure I suppress the urge to stroke this eager cock....it's realllllllllly hard to suppress it.

12.08.2012

Chicken Felattio Wake up Call (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Things start out where I'm with a group of dream characters who have to fill in an empty case with a label on the side of it with the right CD.

To make this dream short, it was basically just putting things in the right slot. Then I'm getting felattio from a cartoon chicken female in a red female ceo suit and skirt.

The funny thing is, as soon as things were actually getting good, the alarm in waking life wakes me up.


Which means a chicken not only did a cock doodley doo on my penis, but the fact that I woke up and roosters being a wake up call (except it was a female though) just made me confused.

Note, I'm still not able to process whether or not who is giving me head is an animal or human at the time I was waking up. In fact, when I woke up, I wanted to perform a DEILD, but the alarm made my eyes open up.

I quickly turned that damn thing off and went back to imagining the dream scene of me getting sucked off by whoever (which in this case was the female chicken).

But I decided the wasting another hour of sleep just to attempt to get virtual blowjobs wasn't going to be worth it since I would have company over in 2 hours or so.

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12.08.2012

Happiness and Sadness in the Snow (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm walking in the snow, and completely ignoring that it rarely snows where I live in waking life. I'm assuming I have my brown leather jacket on with regular dark blue jeans.

It feels so empty, until I see a girl to the left of me about 10 feet away. She's a redhead, and she's wearing a white sleeved shirt where the sleeves are pulled up near the intersection of her elbows. I believe she had a few freckles around her nose, but I wasn't paying too much on her visage.

I was just giving her a passive glance, and I saw there's a guy coming next to her, and it seems he's her boyfriend or just a really good friend. She talks with him for a while, and he mentions something on how she did on Algebra.

I couldn't hear her response, but I could tell she's excited and enthusiastic in her speech. She mentions that her final exams are done, and that she can finally let loose and have some fun.

The moment she said that, it made me reflect how I still have freaking 3 exams next week. And I went back to looking down on the ground, hugging myself because it's fairly cold. As I'm walking slowly in the snow, I passively accept the audio from the girl and the boy that I just eavesdropped for a while.

I hear the echoes and muffling sounds from them, feeling their positive energy over their exams being finished pisses me off more, and I just want to get to the gray door that's about 15 feet away from me already.

It seems I'm heading for a store, but the store itself seems to have no activity, at least from what I was seeing from afar. The windows are fairly realistic, having reflections here and there. The insides looked pitch black, but I can still make a decent visual on the contours of what's inside there.

It seems to be nothing but wooden chairs, tables, and all sorts of furniture inside. The boy and the girl who are now behind me, completely out of my scope of vision, I could sense that they're leaving to enjoy themselves.

I open the door, and I find myself being shifted into a completely different dreaming environment. The inside of the room is fairly compact and short, and the walls consists of a dark red intertwined with a maroon color.

It feels like I'm in a mini-factory, or the back of a store where you have all the boilers and steamer machines being exposed. This place feels so familiar, but I have not awareness as to why, and I believe I take my jacket off at this point since I'm not seeing myself wearing it at all.

I'm shifting through third person and first person view here and there, so it's a bit hard to collect when I'm a spectator or seeing myself 3rd or 1st person. I walk slowly into this mini hallway consisting of a gray and thin concrete linear path, and as I'm heading for the interseciton that makes the pathways into a cross, I encounter someone familiar.

This person to the left of me looked like a guy who was in my art class in High School. He had weight issues, and not to be cruel or anything, he was extremely obese. He puts on that facade of depression, or at least this passive state of interchanging the demeanor of being bored or just tired of life.

I looked at him, seeing if he's going to respond to me at all, but he doesn't really declare anything to me. I continue walking slower, focusing my sight on the door in front of me. It seems I had the keys for this door, so I take them out of my right pocket I believe.

The door knob is silver, and is suprisingly being a little brigther than the rest of this dull environment saturated with dark red and maroon colors. The big guy is still there, and by this time, I was this close from completely blocking him from my reality inside of this dream, he didn't really matter to me because I simply did not have an attachment or any kind of bonding with him in waking life.

But he says something, which quickly alerts me to acknowledge him, but here's how things work out. As he's talking to me, I'm in spectator mode, and I see myself wearing a gray shirt and jeans, and my view is focused near the stomach region of the shirt.

There's a gap on my left side (if you were to take on the role of me in 1st or 3rd person view), or to the right if you're looking at this screen where I could see the guy's face and body behind me. I noticed that while I'm in spectator view, I seem to be depressed about myself overall as well.

I can barely see my eyes because they're covered with a shadow of darkness, and my lips are neutral, barely dropping any kind of facial expression as I'm listening to this guy. Again, I can't really hear what he's saying, but I do stop in my tracks to at least show some respect and wait until he's done talking.

When he's finished, I go back to treating him like another human being that I'll just see and forget. I go inside the door, and I find myself in a store. It's a very short store, about 20 feet in width, and maybe 30-40 feet in length from the start of the door I came into all the way to the Indian man in front of me.

He seems like a peaceful man, and he's wearing a faded vanilla dress shirt, and I can't tell what he's wearing below because he's behind a counter. The store inside is the same as the mini hallway I was in a while ago. There's shelves to my left and right, though I wasn't interesting in materialism.

Something about this man made me go after him, I can't remember what happens next.

-DEILD/random awareness during false awakening

got vibrations that lasted alot longer then usual. I was actually getting aggravated because it took so long haha. When they finally went away and I could feel my dream body,I opened my eyes. My room was slightly lit up by an open window. But it was foggy/blurry outside. I focused me attention on it and yelled out "clarity now!" All the fog/blurry stuff cleared away and all the leaves on the trees grew double in size and became very bright green and beautiful. I just stared out my window for a bit. not sure what happened after I completely lost conciousness and dont remember what happened. Just had a string of non lucids after.

Remember being on a club crawl with a course union at my school. I went on two different ones it seemed. The first one took place in a like a floating castle type area it seemed. There were bridges connecting platforms suspended in the air that lead to a more signifigant castle like structure. I moved toward this structure but never made it there before it was time to turn back. Lots of people I knew were there. On the way back there was a path on the right hand side that was a stone walkway and staircase that led down. That was how we had gotten up here. A girl I had been talking to grabbed me and started kissing me. We fell to the ground. Next thing I remember is sitting on the bus talking to Sina. We were talking about the Faceless and how amazing they are and there different yet amazing albums. I got a text that had some joke on it from a boss of mine insinuiating i would not get a raise unless I went to the pub crawl. It had a character that confused me as to how they were able to text it. *I should have reality checked and became lucid here*. I walked down this grassy bath that was between to rows of houses, kind of like an unpaved back alley only wider. I made it to the place and me, the boss, and someone else were all locked out. There was a steel gate like the ones in malls down over the front door so no non pub crawlers could get in. We eventually got in. When we were about to leave Sydney A was fixing a santa outfit to make it look more like the bosses. She had it layed out on the table with scissors and glue and everything. I saw Marty there and we talked. He had been stabbed recently and I asked him about it. He was reluctant to talk about it but he did eventually. He was apparently blackout drunk when it had happened.

For the last three nights i haven't been able to remember my dreams but it is only because i have not been saying in a spacific sleep pattern. I have been staying up for to long because i'm a very lite sleeper and I stayed he night with my uncle who snores uncontrolably. I have also been sharing my bed at home with two kids for the past two nights as well and one has been sick and has kept me up. Maybe I will have a better chance tonight