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I was being dragged through some kind of hall... it was grandiose, and the walls were adorned with a lot of pictures of some pissed off guy. I was immediately lucid. After all, it's not everyday you're dragged down a big hall owned by an even bigger pissed off narcissist. Things were a bit hazy, like I was just waking up or something. I looked up to one of the guys dragging me.

"Oi, big boy. This draggin' shit is giving me a wicked carpet burn, how's about lettin' me walk on my own two legs?"

He then replied with a very thick Russian accent

"You will be dragged all the way. There be no lee-way for traitors." He was pissed about something.

"Look, Ivan, you're probably angry about.... not getting vodka I guess? Russians were always weird to me." He doesn't respond. "Alright then, you must be a sober guy. That means you beat your wife, correct? Or is that your buddy Mikhail over here?" I motion to the other guy dragging me.

"Mikhail", as I called him, was obviously ticked off, but Ivan was still not paying attention.

I sighed. This wasn't helping. I slipped out of my body just so I didn't have to deal with the carpet burn for now. The russkies continued dragging my body until we reached a rather large door. The door opened by itself, which would've been scary if they weren't the same gaudy yellow as the pillars in the hallway. We opened to a large room. I jumped back into my body.

"Finally, a room without yellow. You guys could really use a re-decorator. Some chandeliers, a splash of green. Maybe it wouldn't look like a fuckin' pleasure palace after that."

Ivan then hit me in the stomach with the butt of his rifle.

"Oooh, you're gonna have to do better than that, Ivan. My grandmother could hit harder, and she's dead."

Ivan got pissed, but he didn't do anything else. Then I heard a voice coming from ahead. Another Russian accent.

"Welcome... traitor.", The guy from all the pictures in the hallway then walked out of the darkness. "It seems you didn't manage to keep your lips shut about our business This mea-"

"Oi, Jackass!", I interjected, "Before you go on with the boring speech, can I get some aloe or something for my legs? I got a wicked carpet burn from your rug in the needlessly long hallway."

He was obviously ticked now, making the same pissy expression he did in the pictures in the hallway.

"Silence!", he then got right in my face, "Why did you sell the secrets to the Americans?"

"Dude, first off, what the hell is going on?"

"You!, that's what, 'dude'.", he put a really sarcastic tone on the word "Dude". "You were working with the KGB, and sold secrets to the Americ-".

*Cough*, "Dude, you need a tic tac or something. Now, lemme guess. You're Joseph Stalin? And I was working for you, and I sold secrets?"

"Yes."

"Okay. Now that we're clear on that, how did you find out?"

"A friend of yours dropped by.", he said with a grin, "Abel, could you show yourself?"

Then that rat bastard came out of the shadows as well. (To tell you what he looks like, he was wearing a brown military outfit, he had blue hair with black as coal eyes. We'd met before, in a dream I didn't journal) He was holding a chain or something in his hand.

"Hello, Ez.", he said in that annoyingly harsh voice. Oh, how I loathe him. I wasn't going to let him get to me though.

"Hello, Abel. I see you survived the clusterfuck that was your little Camp."

He twitched, but only for a second. Still, I could tell the little camp incident was still bugging him.

"Oh, I don't care about that anymore.", Liar. "I got this little parting gift at least.", he then pulled the chain, revealing a battered man. Shoulder length brown hair, full beard. Yup, it was Kris. (Kris was a DC in The Camp, I met him when I burned the place down, as he had been wanting to do the same thing for ages. He also talked with a cool Irish accent.)

"Well.", he said, "This is embarrassin'".

"It sure is, you fucker.", I said, jokingly. They tried interrogating us for a while, but torture doesn't exactly work when you just switch off pain. I finally looked over to Kris,

"I'm bored now. I say we get out."

"I'm down.", Kris grabbed a machete they had tried using during the torture thing, and lopped off Mikhail's head. I put my hand up to Ivan, opened it, and blasted him away with an Uber Bolt. Abel tried to slice me with his sword, but Kris blocked him with the machete.

"Get out of 'ere", he said, "And get Stalin!", I chased after Stalin then, through a hallway adorned, again, with the crappy yellow color. A few guys tried getting in the way, but I took care of them with more Uber Bolts. I finally came to an open area.

"Where are ya, russkie? I know you're here!", A hail of machine gun fire blasted me off my feet. Good thing I can take quite a few bullets. I got back up, and Stalin was in a ten foot tall robot, with miniguns for hands. He unleashed another lead wind, but I managed to keep from being hit. I sent a few Uber Bolts his way, but they weren't doing any major damage. His pauldrons popped up to reveal missile launchers. I'm sure you can guess what he did with them. I deflected a few missiles, and sent one flying back at him. It hit his head area, shutting down the robot. I tried to get close to it, but Abel appeared in a blinding flash of light.

"Well," he said, tired from his fight with Kris, "This wasn't a [I]total[/I] failure.". He disappeared in another flash of light, along with the robot and Stalin.

Thinking back on it now, I really wish I knew what he was talking about. I woke up after a reunion with Kris. He didn't know anything either, but next time, we're both going after these guys.

I woke up around 5 AM to attempt a WILD. My HH was extremely weird! I heard marbles rolling around, and I could see feet floating by me.
Anyway here is my dream:

I was looking up at Chichen Itza. I stabilized the dream. Chichen Itza seemed oddly big, too big. I looked around and figured out I was really small. I touched my nose and imagined myself becoming bigger. Everything looked normal now.

I made a box appear and grabbed a bright orange top hat out of it, and put it on. I saw something on the ground and went to grab it, it looked like a Harry Potter wand. I pointed it to the sky and imagined the beacon coming out of it and shooting into the sky, right above the pyramid.

There was a huge flash, and I could see green colors floating above the pyramid. Good enough. It was dark out, but not too dark. It seemed like night was going to rush over the sky any minute, but it didn't.

I decided to go to the top of Chichen Itza, and look for anybody else. There on the stairs was that same girl that dropped the baby in my other dream.

She had a dark green hoodie on, lightish brown hair, and blue eyes. "Puffin? Is that you?" I said. She looked up at me, excited.

"Your dreaming!"
"Really?" She looked around, excited.
"Yes. It's Mancon Puffin!"
"Wow.." she exclaimed.


Suddenly she looked a bit alarmed.


"There's something I have to show you grab my arm! Oh my gosh, this is so cool! Grab my arm!"
I grabbed her arm, and she looked really concentrated. There was a white flash, and we were standing under a cliff.

The cliff was really tall, and made of rock, some parts covered in dark green moss.

In front of us was water with huge waves. You could see the cliff reflected in the water, with the reflection of the mossy parts, standing out the most.

We were standing on a sandy beach, with some crabs walking around. It seemed like there would be a storm coming soon.

"Is this really a shared dream?" she asked me.
"I don't know, if it is it is my first one! What do you want to do?" I asked her.
"I read your skating on ice dream, and though it was really cool! We NEED to do that!"
"Oh you did? That sounds like a lot of fun actually!"

I used waterbending to shape boards out of water, and then freeze them.

"Here you go," I handed one to her, "Just step on it and go! Like frozone!"

We both shot off at the same time into the air. A frosty blue ice trail shot behind us. We did cool tricks, and kept going higher and higher. Everything got foggy.

"Let's try to make it to the moon!" I told her.
"Okay!" I heard a faint reply.

I shot up until I could hear my board cracking. No worries! I remembered I can just fly. I jumped off my ice board and flew straight at the moon. I landed, and dust flew up everywhere.

I looked around.
"Puffin?" I asked.
She was no where in site. I flew all the way around the moon looking for her, no Puffin!

Mancon's Dream

I woke up around 5 AM to attempt a WILD. My HH was extremely weird! I heard marbles rolling around, and I could see feet floating by me.
Anyway here is my dream:

I was looking up at Chichen Itza. I stabilized the dream. Chichen Itza seemed oddly big, too big. I looked around and figured out I was really small. I touched my nose and imagined myself becoming bigger. Everything looked normal now.

I made a box appear and grabbed a bright orange top hat out of it, and put it on. I saw something on the ground and went to grab it, it looked like a Harry Potter wand. I pointed it to the sky and imagined the beacon coming out of it and shooting into the sky, right above the pyramid.

There was a huge flash, and I could see green colors floating above the pyramid. Good enough. It was dark out, but not too dark. It seemed like night was going to rush over the sky any minute, but it didn't.

I decided to go to the top of Chichen Itza, and look for anybody else. There on the stairs was that same girl that dropped the baby in my other dream.

She had a dark green hoodie on, lightish brown hair, and blue eyes. "Puffin? Is that you?" I said. She looked up at me, excited.

"Your dreaming!"
"Really?" She looked around, excited.
"Yes. It's Mancon Puffin!"
"Wow.." she exclaimed.


Suddenly she looked a bit alarmed.


"There's something I have to show you grab my arm! Oh my gosh, this is so cool! Grab my arm!"
I grabbed her arm, and she looked really concentrated. There was a white flash, and we were standing under a cliff.

The cliff was really tall, and made of rock, some parts covered in dark green moss.

In front of us was water with huge waves. You could see the cliff reflected in the water, with the reflection of the mossy parts, standing out the most.

We were standing on a sandy beach, with some crabs walking around. It seemed like there would be a storm coming soon.

"Is this really a shared dream?" she asked me.
"I don't know, if it is it is my first one! What do you want to do?" I asked her.
"I read your skating on ice dream, and though it was really cool! We NEED to do that!"
"Oh you did? That sounds like a lot of fun actually!"

I used waterbending to shape boards out of water, and then freeze them.

"Here you go," I handed one to her, "Just step on it and go! Like frozone!"

We both shot off at the same time into the air. A frosty blue ice trail shot behind us. We did cool tricks, and kept going higher and higher. Everything got foggy.

"Let's try to make it to the moon!" I told her.
"Okay!" I heard a faint reply.

I shot up until I could hear my board cracking. No worries! I remembered I can just fly. I jumped off my ice board and flew straight at the moon. I landed, and dust flew up everywhere.

I looked around.
"Puffin?" I asked.
She was no where in site. I flew all the way around the moon looking for her, no Puffin!

I woke Up

This was a dream within a dream. I remember dying, I don't remember how I was dying although I do remember I was being murdered. I was begging God for mercy on my soul. When I died, I woke up (still in the dream). I wasn't in a familiar bed, not mine nor my boyfriends. I sat up to relax, and as I sat up I felt a burst of energy (best I could describe it) I looked behind me and there I was. I just had an Open Body Experience. I freaked out, and immediately slammed myself back down into my body.

I woke up.

Puffin's Dreams

Dream fragment 1 (regular dream):

There was much more to this dream, but I can't remember what. From the part I remember, it was nighttime, and I was at the bottom of a sheer cliff; this cliff was probably only 100 feet tall and was made of dark brown rock. In front of me stretched an ocean of very dark water; the sky was fairly dark but not like it would be in the middle of the night, and gradated to a lighter, almost green-blue on the horizon, where the water was. I was standing on a smooth, mint green piece of 'land' which had a wavy edge on one side. There were ripples of white in it, and the entire thing was shiny. I stepped on it and the land cracked into three pieces; two of them were large and the other piece was rather small. I don't remember what happened after that; I know that I didn't end up going in the water, though.

Dream fragment 2 (regular dream):

I was on my bed, and had just 'woken' from a previous dream. I decided to get up and do something else, but I was stuck in sleep paralysis. I got some weird hallucinations; when I opened my eyes near the beginning of the episode, I saw tiny stars from the mario games that were floating near the ceiling. I remember squeezing my eyes shut and being in a large garden with trimmed hedges, light grey stone for walkways, and lots of pollen in the air. That must have been the 'dream' that was forming, but I soon lost it.

I came to the unconscious conclusion that I was dreaming, and tried to snap out of it, on the verge of shouting because the SP hallucinations were becoming frightening (these ones were mostly tactile, not visual - my eyes were closed now). However, the lucidity was ridiculously low, so I will not be counting it as an LD. The viewpoint changed from first- to third-person about midway through the dream.

Dream fragment 3 (very poorly-remembered DILD):

This was a longer semi-lucid that probably clocked in at around 8 minutes, although I can't remember next to anything about it. One thing I do remember is doing the nose-plug RC, but I don't know where I was at the time. Skip a few minutes forward and I was now doing stabilization exercises. I was walking into an underground subway station; it was essentially a large room with a fairly low ceiling; the entire thing was made of darker grey concrete that was almost shiny. The lighting was poor (in other words, dim), with a dark yellow tone to it. The concrete was stained and looked fairly decrepit. On one side of the floor, going from one rectangular hole in the wall to the other, was a clean, normal-looking indent for a subway. I was walking through a tight hallway, made of the same concrete, to get to this room. The hallway was probably only 2 feet wide, and only twice my height. On the left, I was running my hand along the wall as I walked, because it was covered in transparent patches of ice, and white frost that looked very real. I remember marveling at how cold and realistic it felt.

someone was telling me that i looked like this professional skater. i turned on the tv, and the x-games were on, and low and behold, some guy was skating who looked like me....instantly i wanted to meet the guy.

01.08.2011

The Chosen One (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I decided to try and mentally recall rather than write some words down at night. Lesson learned.


I was in hell with a girl I know. Some random guy was there as well. I had a magic wand and was fighting off Death Eaters with a myriad of spells. I was Harry Potter, by the way. I had the scar and all.







The random guy said "You are the chosen one!"
"No!" I said. "I just do a bunch of random shit. Honestly. I have no clue."
"Uh, what the fuck. Yeah sure." He ran away from all the fighting.

I turned around and she was still there. I looked at her and yelled "YOU are the Chosen One!"
"Me?"
"Yes. You are THE CHOSEN ONE!" I yelled as I shot a lightning bolt into the portal. It was now a huge swirling portal from Oblivion with a blue portal. Hell's floor was made out of raw meat and had lava all over the place.







I handed her the wand. "This is your moment." and she put it in her right hand.


Dream fades.

Still working on lucid dreaming. Seems I can't focus enough to do WILD each night.

I had an absolutely epic dream earlier. But I'm rushed for time, so I'll do it no justice.

At first, I was in a type of quarintine (SP!) The planet was dying and we were in some sort of enormous biosphere. One area had a smaller machine in it which was a sort of beacon that could carry only a couple of people. I kept trying to access it, but one area was much too small for me to get my hands on.
So the dream changed and I was swimming in an ocean. A fish bit me. He looked strange and the bite hurt. But I didn't hold it against him and gently removed him from my hand. Then I held him in my cupped hand and swam him back out into the water. But as I caught a wave he said "Weeee!" So I kept repeating it and I made a best friend.

We were swimming under water and some of the areas were brightly red. I asked him about it and he acted as if I was the stupid lifeform ever. They were lava flows

I took him back to the general area with me per his insistence. I felt badly because he was dying. I ran from body of water to tubs of water then finally to the area of the machine I couldn't access. I set him inside of it and it was some sort of flying "ship". Using it, the fish accessed a control panel which opened a vacuumed door to another room which was flooded with water. I watched on a video feed as he indicated a plug that needed to go into the wall. He did something else that drained the room.

I ran in to plug it in, but others rushed me. They didn't want access to the outside world.
I placed the fish in a tub but he eventually died and I was heartbroken.

Can't remember how the dream progressed, but I eventually got to the machine and disabled the biosphere. The children who grew up in the biosphere all went a little wild when they were allowed into the outside world.
"I" tackled some guys on a vehicle so I could have it and at one time, the dream reversed which showed me why I did it. They were drug runners working for some cops who were moving drug laced food products from a local restaurant.

At some point, I was told I was pregnant and I was confused because I didn't remember having sex. There was a priest there who kept giving me a hard time and when I questioned his teachings he asked "You're not one of those Jehovah's Catholic Witnesses are you." I was perplexed and said "There's no Catholic in it."

Toward the end of the dream, I was walking outside with a guy and looking at the sky. It was very cloudy but there were "tracks" or light in the sky which were breathtaking. I told the guy to forgive my ignorance, that I wasn't feeling well and I asked what they were. It was the natural sky, but I don't recall what caused it. I was near tears at the beauty of it.

Then I was hiding from the drug cops in a bathroom. There was another me who had to hide in the closet. Then I woke up.

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AnimusMessor179's Dream
Sprained ankle today... Ice pack and elevated my foot tonight, slept on my back.

1) LUCID. With guy friends. Apparently a race to see who is my best friend. Rob, people. Think to myself Tim wins. In a city block with some form of barrier or shield wall in front of me.

2) Sean. Guys. Time shifts to 1950s. I'm in a dorm room with all these people. I think I need to find a bowler hat to fit in.

3) At an orientation or a first day of college. I first see a play of some sort. After I leave, I sit at a study table. I remember I have a HUGE amount of homework due the first day of school. Poster. Kinda panic, but then realize it's not the first day. I still have a while. A guy walks past with a headset and comm system on. He's the stage manager of the play, I think. The guy sitting next to me yells, "Tech Theatre!" Talk. Other people know each other.

5) While awake in bed before leaving for work. Vision of a box of two chocolate muffins. Grabbed one for breakfast.

6) Playing on the computer with a 360 controller.

I parked my car outside safeway and went inside. Inside there was a huge party going on. Katie from the bank was there and she looked miserable. I was dancing and having a good time. I went up to katie and asked her what was wrong. She told me that she was very sick and needed a hospital. I took her to my car and we got in. My front tire was popped. I said "woops" and told her I couldn't take her. I went back inside the store. A man there wanted to give me some gold earrings to help pay for a new tire so I could take katie. I examine the earrings, they are stamped 925 and I told him I can't take them, that they're not gold. We get into a huge fight, im pissed that he wont listen to me and that he calls me a liar when I know a lot about jewelry. I tell him to fuck off and I leave. Taylor is outside. I ask him for a ride. We are somewhere sunny and nice. It's like california. We were driving around with windows down and listening to music in his suv. We go to an apartment where he is doing drug deal. I tell him I need to go home. Its night now. He gives me a bag of weed, coke, and pills. I just shove it in my pocket. He drops me off at home. I go inside and sit on the couch with my Gma nancy. The bag drops out of my pocket and she grabs it. She is super opposed to drugs. I tell her its taylors and she says "oh, okay" gives the bag back and is totally fine. I was relieved

8/1/11
Sprained ankle today. Ice pack and elevated tonight. Slept on back tonight.

1) LUCID. With guy friends. Apparently a race to see who is my best friend. Rob, people. Think to myself Tim wins. In a city block with some form of barrier or shield wall in front of me.

2) Sean. Guys. Time shifts to 1950s. I'm in a dorm room with all these people. Think I need to find a bowler hat to fit in.

3) At an orientation or a first day of college. I first see a play of some sort. After I leave, I sit at a study table. I remember I have a HUGE amount of homework due the first day of school. Poster. Kinda panic, but then realize it's not the first day. I still have a while. A guy walks past with a headset and comm system on. He's the stage manager of the play, I think. The guy sitting next to me yells, "Tech Theatre!" Talk. Other people know each other.

5) While awake in bed before leaving for work. Vision of a box of two chocolate muffins. Grabbed one for breakfast.

6) Playing on the computer with a 360 controller.

DEADLYS DREAM(S)

11th attempt (Friday night): non-lucid

Didn't get to the pyramid, was at some Hollywood party where I was 'the' 'celebrity' serial killer of Hollywood. People invited me to party with them knowing full well I was insane and killed people in my spare time. Ended up necking with Jim Carrey, and rescuing a load of goldfish from a toilet and putting them in a nice clean tank....

12th attempt (Saturday night): Lucid

Arrived at the pyramid to find if in a further state of ruin, saw some naked boy with a goat walking along a mountain range nearby. The top of the pyramid was covered in orange sand.

Woke up, went back to sleep:

Was laying in my bed thinking I'd missed the day so made time speed up to reach 'next week', it went light and dark for a while as I did this. I then went to find the pyramid only to find it was below the ground of a huge city this time and more ruined, sent up a beacon on the off chance.

Woke up, went back to sleep:

Made it to the pyramid, everything looked 'normal' this time. Sat down and waited a while. Howled like a wolf a few times for fun, a band arrived and played a song about 'dreaming' and as I woke up I heard an instrumental version of 'the wizard' by 'Black Sabbath' which doesn't exist to my knowledge. It sounded awesome.

13th Attempt (Sunday) : lucid

Got 'trapped' inside a priest of some cult that was trained to summon 'me', had no control of their limbs which was odd. They mixed up a drink and drank it while I sat inside them and watched, as they drank it I was aimed/guided to a certain time frame/place where I was 'needed'. Saw The Dukes of Hazard for some reason, was suddenly a soldier and eating sand, was angry as someone questioned my war service record. Reality was suddenly being folded which was going to kill everything, I resisted saying "I am the dreamer of the dream", by now was getting tired of the pace/length of the dream and lay down on the ground refusing to get up. Saw a massive crystal ball which was some kind of 'god egg', my mind grew sharper for a while as did the local DC's. Still refused to get up, eventually fell 'asleep'.

Woke up, went back to sleep:

Dreams decended in 'squeaky bed spring' stuff, the guy had a lot of body hair.....

Since I started experimenting with lucid dreaming i have only managed to have 2 lucid dreams of which i remember and are actually worth mentioning.

My first ever lucid dream:
It started off with my little brother calling me from my bedroom, i go downstairs to see him poking his head round the corner of the bottom of the stairs. At this point i decide to head downstairs and look out the window, it is snowing, bearing in mind in reality it is actually mid august last year. I sit down but then realise, my little brother is meant to be on holiday so now i realise i'm dreaming, at first i decide to sit down, i'm not sure what my logic was but then i decided to leave the house in search of my ex girlfriend, again i'm not sure why. When i got outside i noticed all the streets where in the wrong place and there were some extra streets.

The next was kind of short, i can't remember how I became lucid, all i remember was flying into the air then drop kicking onto a car, tearing the roof off with my bare hands and hitching a lift to somewhere. Don't see why i needed a car if i could fly...

Anyway i'm gunna go to sleep soon, catchya later DJ's