I've been flooding the posts. I'm new to the dream journal, so I didn't realize it would do that. Sorry. Here's a collection of relatively short dreams. 10-12-11 5:32 AM I had a dream about a pedophile priest that was flipping books over whether ot not to rape little kids. (I think I meant like flipping coins, just with books) Also, KH was teaching me how to take down towers in LoL. She ran past two turrets that were almost dead and killed them both. 10-13-11 8:48 AM I had a dream that I had a class outside and BAM always followed me when I walked to it. There was another important element, but I forgot because I waited too long. I remember there was gross liquid that I had to walk around. Whenever I went outside I would start climbing the door like a ladder. 10-15-11 I just dreamt that i was at wash u. The admissions person was excited about something because he'd been waiting for the moment for seven years. This was related to ocarina. I had a dream that my dad stole money from a bus. Then obama was trying to figure out if there was information on a circuit board. Then I put all my stuff in a pedal plane but realize it's not mine so I take all my stuff out. But first I see other people in there and I think theyre trying to steal my stuff. So I count my money and it's all there. I remember the money looked real, even though it has text on it. Maybe I just looked at the president on it. The guy marveled at my Zelda wristband and wallet. I bumped the plane into one of obama's planes. I had my computer with me on the bus and a grey bag. Then GM and GN (two chicks I know) wanted to know what they had to do to teach the lesson on the day I was gone. They caught me looking at their boobs. Something about analyzing kh2. I remember looking at a paper with questions on it. Thats weird because I could read thr questions (I thought it was weird because I expected not to be able to read text in dreams.). Then I was supposed to read quiz bowl questions to either GM or AA but I fell asleep doing it. Then there was a paper talking about how the quiz bowl tournament was canceled. I also dreamt that I went to new Hampshire and rode the reindeer roller coaster at santas village. I also dreamt that we used to have another dog named cookie crumb that died. 10-17-11 I had a dream that I was supposed to create an AI in LoL. I had a dream that I was trapped inside a cave and I learned a Spanish word starting with c containing an ll. I don't remember why I was there. (pretty sure it was cullir which isn't a word) I think I did a reality check and became lucid but I don't think it lasted very long. I remember looking at my hands. At the end of my dream I remember my physics teacher saying my country tis of thee. I also had a dream about an Indian (like from India) funeral. They called me up to the front to say something, but I didn't know the person. They told me I had to use my phone outside of the building, and I couldn't being my coat into the room. I was also at GK's house I think but it didn't look like it at all. I met this Indian kid, but he looked white. I tried to ask him what I was supposed to do. I didn't want to sit between him and CJ. 10-19-11 5:36 I had a dream that I had dead spiders in my underwear. Also, I was walking around the hallways during lunch for some reason and CHN was in multiple places at once. I knew in the dream that it didn't make sense. Something about mountain dew. (Forgot date) I dreamt I was part of an awesome gang. (Forgot date) I had a dream that I was eating something at my school with chopsticks and then a waiter came and gave me more. It was supposed to be jv quiz bowl or something. SS was sitting next to this brown guy, but he was ignoring her and talking to his friend. 10-25-11 I had a dream that I was part of a movie where people are trapped in a house. It must have been like a game because I remember looking at everything through minimap. I became somewhat lucid at one point, because I remember thinking "I'll watch myself escape from the house." I also started rubbing something in the room so I wouldn't wake up. I climbed out the window. Peoples cars were stacked up somehow. I remember while I was escaping, i questioned the physics of it. This may have been while I was lucid. I escaped from the house at least three times. The first time I didn't know how to escape, so I went through the wrong door and something grabbed me and flew around with me. There was a cougar hitting on me. There were tables floating in the air and she was sitting at one. The last time I tried escaping, I heard someone yelling at some creature who I guess was supposed to be a slave for sucking at their job, and then grinding them in a meat grinder like thing. I was on the bottom level so I just ran to my car and drove away. Then I got killed like it was runescape and LoL combined. Two people were attacking me and I was trying to back up and eat at the same time so I wouldn't die. It didn't work. 10-26-11 I had a dream I argued constitution with an annoyingly nationalistic teacher. When I asked why she was stealing a student's phone to read it's messages she said it was bcause "here we enforce the law."'Then she started making bullshit points. I also dreamt that AA kept pausing quiz bowl questions. For some reason she was stripping. She had really saggy boobs. Something about touching pillars and young goodman brown. I also remember I made a plaster cast of MO's face. I distinctly remember feeling and inside of the mouth and it was wet, even though in the dream the cast was old. I remember making out with it. I was planning on putting my dick in it but then something happened and I needed to make a new one. I went to a store to have that happen. When I went to pay, there wasn't enough in my wallet, so I freaked out, decided to be an adult, and looked at the loose bills in my pocket. I had a 100 to buy the new one. I think this next part was part of the same dream. I thought of it while I was in the shower. I remember reading CHN's diary. I don't remember what it said. I might have been CHN. I remember that CYN's diary was in the library for some reason and I was going to check it out. CHN's dad was there. The library was in a building that had been my parents' church earlier in my dream. I checked out a bunch of books, but I remember putting CYN's diary inside another book so people wouldn't see it. I don't remember why. There was also something about NC (I think it was him, I'm not sure) driving like 110 on a city road. 10-29 I had a dream that KH was asking me questions about GTS's party. She then apparently looked on facebook and said I wasn't invited. I also dreamt that we were driving around on the highway going somewhere important. I got a ticket from a cop because I was driving in the passing lane. It definitely had text on it. It definitely stayed the same as I looked across it. Then there was a bridge that was broken the first time I was going to the place, but it was fixed when I was going back. I also remember it was really scary driving. Just like when I was driving home from LC's house. I couldn't drive in a straight line. 10-29 I was at a luncheon and my drama teacher was extending the due date for something until Thursday. The Jew in family guy was licking the zitty back of his girlfriends neck. He also made zit cookies and made me/Peter eat them. (WTF) 11-3 I was on a psych field trip and I was supposed to give an oral presentation about a star called primer. Then somehow I was playing LoL and CHN was my champion. Then I was stressing about my oral and I was thinking "I should probably do a reality check" because all the languages in my phone were fucked up (I have four keyboards installed, but I was seeing languages I hadn't downloaded like Cherokee and Lao). But I decided not to because I was in too much of a hurry. 11-5 I dreamt about a person making a staircase lower into death in a control box for a furnace. Then I dreampt about how weight is evenly distributed on Both sides of Ragen and i remember looking qr halls hanging down from them. (...) The person who made the staircase was an idiot. I also dreamt that seņor had a LoL team and he was recording my playing. 11-6 I dreamed that I had a boner because I needed to pee. I also remember taking a walk because I didn't wanna get fat. 11-7 I had a dream that my sister's cat lost KK's purse and was looking for it. KK wasnt mad. I had more dreams during one minute sleeps. I was gonna teach HS (a really hot girl I know) to love sex through some linear equation. Then CHN was wheelchairless on top of a building in the snow, making a video for something. I also dreamt while I was awake that by lying there in bed I was metaphorically playing support sona. It doesn't make sense to me now. 11-8 I dreamt that I was playing support with Korean or something weird like that. I had a dream that my school was acting out revelation (as in the book). A guy tried to get MC to do something based on the fact that he had a white name (even though he's Asian). The security guards were at the doors. I beat the shit out of KH for dome reason. I do remember this. It was in some huge house. I was part of it. People were like actually experiencing the shit. I saw a person lying to my left and another in leaves or something in an alcove. The security guards were preventing people from leaving. They were in a hallway that looked like where I come in when I park in senior parking lot. I also remember coming down some stairs. 11-13 I dream that my old spanish teacher was picking point valueenrin. ((maybe that was supposed to say values, but nothing really makes sense). HS was straddling me. I had a boner. We were talking about this other time that she straddled me. I remember thinking I didn't have a boner then and how I was pmsing. (I'm a guy, but by that I meant that I had been really horny all the time for the past few days). 11-15 I dreamt that I was part of some army. We might have been fighting against lions. I remember I thought what the lions were doing was good. Then when I woke up it was like I was two people and I thought we were gonna get out of bed to study revelation. The lions breathed a purple fog that made us sleep. Then there were hillers everywhere, like moles, and they were making a grid of holes. So I dreamt that I was jacking off and that everything I thought of would show up in the same circle and create like a mutant image. I put GC soccer and s little girl in it. It was weird. I Aldo demented e (I must have fallen asleep again) 11-17 DM was telling me about how KH was really white while KH thought he was saying he looked her (I must have lost my train of thought here) my philosophy class went somewhere. On the last day the teacher paid us. He was wearing a bunch or nice shirtd ar once for us to have (as in he was simultaneously wearing like 15 polo shirts and he took them off for us to have). MS stomach bumped him. BK brought his own red shirt with brass buttons. Then I dreamt that runescape came out with a rabbit item and I wanted to hop over walls and do illegal stuff. Then I dreamt about a soap commercial that blamed I think a kid going to prison on the abundance of technology. I screamed "I hate hippies!" KK had the soap and I was in her apartment. 11-19 I dreamt that I was holding hands with DV during a show at my school. Also, some little Asian sibling of one of my friends somehow saw my scars (I used to cut) and asked me about it. I said it was from a biking accident. I also gypped Spanish and went to hang out in my chem room. Senor was pissed at me. 11-20 I dreamt that I was about to prepare for my uchicago essay. I was in KK's car. DV2 (DV's little sister) and VT3 (VT's little sister; you'll meet VT1 and 2 later) were walking outside. I got out of the car in the middle of the road. I ran in front of it while it was still moving so she got a ticket. Alao someone from quiz bowl made an atomic bomb. 11-24 I had a dream that I was trying to access a machine by Typing in a six digit number. Then I was driving and I flipped my car by going though a hump. Then I was thinking about how I couldn kick people out of the auditorium to make out with VT2. 11-27 I dreamt that I was somehow working with a Mexican from YouTube. 12-8 There were these two girls feeling me up but I was awkward about it so they stopped. 12-13 First I was watching an MLP movie by myself in a theatre. It was bad. I was rocking back and forth in my chair and I felt bad because the people in front of me left. Then KH showed up. I told her I was leaving because it was about to become a judgment zone. So I left KH and exited the theatre. I remember CHN was probably there because I was thinking "what a judgmental bitch." Then Houdini (a nickname for a kid I know) and a drama kid with really straight sexy hair were playing a game called bugle. I asked them for RR and DM2 were and they pointed. DM2 was on the phone. Then Houdini turned into DM2 and asked me If I wanted to play bugle. Then a dragon spit out a conveyer belt and robots came out in it for some court case. The dragon started playing tetris and then used the blocks to form words. It brought out LoL champion like things and they were all found guilty. Then the dragon ran out of conveyer belt. The words on tetris said "play again?" then it was over. 12-13 I had a scary dream. I dont remember the premises but there were a bunch of little kids at my school for some reason and people were beating them up in a group as some sort of disciplinary action. Everyone thought it was justified. The ones I remember hearing about beating kids were DV3 WH and MC. My English teacher said that DV3 beating the kids was a beautiful thing. Some kid's mother had died. I don't remember how or if that was part of the same plot or not. But basically I was taking pictures of stuff like people's bruises and writing down what people involved said and everyone like my drama and psych teacher mad at me. My psych teacher said that there was a certain "expectancy" which I corrected to "expectation" for me to follow. I was taking pictures and she did one of her things where she tries to say why it's philosophically wrong. I just looked at her and said oops really sarcastically. Then my drama teacher said that like 53 or something people had vomited in response to an email I sent about it. There was a little boy that I talked to who appeared not to care until I mentioned his dead mother. There was also part of it when I was in a psych ward trying to escape with someone who may or may not have been a legitimate patient. 1-20-12 12:19 AM I dreamt that people were watching pulp fiction as an example of a bad movie. Except it started with a redneck officer. He asked a question and the person said something that sounded like "si, yes" even though it was in English. The people watching were the people from community. Then I fell asleep on the way to school and I needed to call my mom for a jumpstart. 2-3-12 I dreamt that I was totally hitting on KS and she was going for it completely. Like I was hugging her and grabbing her hands while I was talking to her and she loved it. Also I dreamt that there was footage of a train accident in some place in Singapore called 심꾼심. (not a real place; I checked) 2-3-11 I dreamt that there was some kind of game where you had to be able to visualize three dimensional things to keep them in order. If you couldn't visualize them then they would start getting out of order. I was riding on a wagon that was fast and bumpy trying to keep a set of cubes from falling. I was with someone. This person went into a tangent that I could see about how they were better than me in which they slowed themself flying through space keeping track of a bunch of crazy shit. Also this game was similar to LoL. There was some game I played where I was surprised with everyone's thorough knowledge of the champs. Also there was part where I somehow compared a WPA handshake to sex and whoever was with me told a conservative chick. Then I was talking to TM about turning off the lights to make people shut up. I had something about las luces written on a piece of paper. (I don't understand this) 2-4 I dreamt that MC was talking about LoL in real life and like placing a ward at someone's house and just waiting there to kill them or something like that. Then someone was drawing the graphics for some kids' show and that became the dream. There was a clown who needed something so he got some mother to do "hollering" for him. Then there were stop signs everywhere. Also, people were somehow reborn a lot. Like this one chick got divorced and people still knew her but they introduced themselves. Also this guy said that a chick was married to a guy who died and now she's marries to a guy with the same name. I wanted to comment on how tragic that was even though I knew it wasn't but he explained the details of rebirth too fast for me to do that. (Idk if this makes sense. I think people couldn't die. So when the chick's husband died, and she remarried, she married the reincarnation of the guy who died. That doesn't add any meaning; that's just what I was trying to say when I wrote this down.) 2-12-2012 12:28 AM I dreamt that KP was buying ringtones for 99 cents each. There was this hallway/vent where I either thought about or actual did take her and just start making out with her. Also, something about the software on the admin's computer at school and being able to fuck stuff up. I plugged something into the computer to provide data and it got knocked loose once. When I was coming back from KP, I did the animorphs think as a cockroach, except something was chasing me. I kept slowing down every time I tried to fly. I had a dream about a game where you had to be Link (from Zelda) and do something to prevents this guy from blowing up the world. It was action adventure. 2-27 I dreamt that it was graduation and DV and I were hugging and crying and lying in the snow. 4-13 I dreamt that I saw GS and CYN walking down the street where I used to live. I said something about it to myself, and then I was like "oh shit the parents heard that. This is gonna be awkward." (because they were really awkward about it when she died). I knew that what I saw wasn't real but I didn't reality check. I looked specifically at her legs walking and thought "this isn't possible." I dreamt that there was a guy who made himself a fish taco. He was gonna propose with it and it was gonna be his company's next product, but he ate it instead. The setting was in the basement where I slept. CHN posted a Facebook status That said that she was pissed at my math teacher for saying something about her "little accident." she also said that due to "stem" issues (I meant spine) she felt brutal pain in her legs. Also I had a Lego thing where I had white blocks and a yellow cross. RC was messing with it. It's purpose was to throw a ball at it and try to knock down the cross. Then I played a gba game where the people shared the device. There were too many buttons. It was a race to the finish. Then there were guys who talked to me like i was in their gang. Also I was trying to find a picture of CYN on fb but all of the pictures looked wrong. 5-6-12 I dreamt that I was at VT's house. Her parents were Like ghetto and abusive. I had stolen 300 bucks from my old math teacher's desk that somehow belonged to PC. I was trying to gtfo with the money. But VT's mom was being insane. She wanted to be treated like a queen. She would kick me/VT at the same time for not Using royal terminology. So I locked myself in BK's car to avoid her mother. But the money was inside the house. And I hadto get it. Another part, KH wanted to talk to me about why we wereent good friends. I lied and avoided it. 5-8-12 I dreamt that I was at a chess tournament playing against ZB. I was Losing slightly. I gave him the bishop pair. Then the fat dude who thinks he's a tournament director but actually doesn't know shit made us adjourn, but there was no envelope. This little kid that took ZB's place (as in my opponent switched identities in the dream) kept trying to reset the board. I kept stopping him and trying to take a picture (of the board, so we could finish later). Then I saw the CoD commercial with drones. It turned into a Game. One of the main characters was hidden at t pain's house. Then it was a combination of zelda and star wars. There were normally red and green dots in the middle of the screen but a yellow one was added. It represented the dark side. Ingame I asked this chick about my parents. They were elements, and they were the most beautiful people she'd ever seen. Then I was about to face an evil guy. I kept hearing D C B flat D C B flat D C B flat G. In like a synth tone. 5-10 I was at my school in the hallway. According to AW, I couldn't just walk through the hallway without a pass because it was ranked season (in LoL) and people would kill me. I was with KL AW and some emo kid. AW had a really nice jacket. Emo kid told me to own hoodies. Like own the look. Then I was at some house with CJE (my ex) and some other chick that apparently was Also my ex. There was a ghost upstairs. The interior looked like my house. The ghost told me that she would see me again when I died because I'd escaped her. Then the kid was getting abused by her but then he started talking shit to her an she got scared. It involved pieces of gum. Then my dad was showing me porn. It was awkward so I told him to stop. I was also eating skittles in the car at one point and they kept falling on the floor. Then I was at some river cause someone was dead. It might have been CYN. 5-15 I dreamt that I was at MS's house to work on an assignment. KH was there but she was the only one working. A trojan commercial came on and it turned info a porno where I had sex with one of the chicks whose husband was ignoring her. MS did too. At the end we ate snow to get rid of the taste of semen (...). I saw CYN's Name in the snow But it said something else when i looked again. Afterward MC asked why i wasn't updating chrome. I said I thought it would be chrome chrome since firefox became firefox chrome (made sense in the dream). Bill had done something worthy of calling cops but idk. (I don't know anyone named Bill.) Also I finally started working at a place where I almost got a job but it went bankrupt. I went there twice and I had to wear nice shirts. I couldnt find the dishwasher and it felt like everything around me was moving really fast and I couldn't do anything. 5-16 I was studying for art history. I was the homework before the test. Then I "woke up" and thought i missed it. I was in a hospital. Pierce (from Community) was suspicious of doctors lying to him about his suspicious sleep behavior. I dont think they were. I think whoever the doctors were working with was preparing attack cause we were getting ready for battle and pierce was scared. I was running up a hill past a parking lot after pierce and a doctor that looked like Castle stopped me. Then threw was a parking lot that this guy was trying to sell titles to people. This is where pierce's doctors parked. At one point a bus/angry lolcat went through it. (WTF) Then horatio was in my dream. He was saying something involving battle and he somehow made reference to the oath of the horatii (the painting by David). He had a sword and there were two on the ground. Then I said "alas poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio" and he said "I'm not zac efron" implying zac efron played that part. Then he said something about a mountain referring to it as "it, " calling it beautiful. I told him the word "it" didn't do the mountain justice. Then he and a Ginger That took the role of the objector and protagonist started saying "it" back and forth in Brit accents using glottal stops instead of t's. Then Horatio said "why don't I just say 'you.'" and Ginger smiled and I remember saying something to my dog about it like we were watching a movie (I always comment to my dog during movies.). Then there was a game where you stood in a slight bowl and picked up an earthbending disk and then had to get out. I think it was like tag. Idk. Then someone said something bad about someone of a higher status implying they were "htp" which meant handicapped. Shit went down I think. 5-17 There was a house where you had to get through an obstacle course and then jump on the floor and back up through a door. Then I was in it with some sub as part of a class and there was a spider. I freaked out. I ran outside and BH offered to have sex with me. I said yes and then she said she was kidding and I said something about GS (her boyfriend). Then there was a programming class where someone was getting pissed at me for eating cookies. 5-18 I was the lead singer in a band at my school. VT was my guitarrist and DM was my drummer. I didn't know any of the songs. I wanted to do hot for teacher. Then there was something related to A Light Sleep (a movie I had watched the night before). 5-23 I dreamt that I was late for my English IB test. Also CHN did something but I waited too long to write this dream down. 5-24 KK and I had to read a script for a baptism. First we had to build a set like for a show, and it appeared to be in my room. There was a CD that we couldn't elet get scratched but KK kept scratching it. Also I broke something There was this huge ass game to Get to the room And part ofi t required Me to answer questions quiz bowl style. I was too awake to speak for one of the questions so I mouthed it. It worked. Also after preparing for the baptism I went to sit down next to RK who turned into NM. She was being obnoxious so I left. I then went to the balcony and I waited next to a place where mom kept meds and where little kids were storing little pieces of gold for refining. Then when I went onstage I was wearing a retainer and there was a piece of food I couldn't swallow so couldn't say the words. I drank some water and couldn't find the page. Then the text was different from what I needed. I dreamt that KK kelt trying to get more work at the place that she works for more money. Also something to do with VT3. We saw CG in a bikini and I asked if VT3 knew her. Then CV was driving my car around and she drove over a curb. Then We ended up at my house and I gave her one cent for something cause she said she didn't need Money. She somehow saved mt life. I was writing down my dream in the dream while I was driving. I wrote that CV saved me and I only gave her one cent. Aldo people kept giving me money for no reason. Then I kinda woke up and tried to become lucid but I was awaKe cause my reality checks failed and I realized the implications but i could feel my body in bed. I tried spinning but it didn't work. Then there were these four people going into some cave. One of them was a German foreigner. He had. Jewfro and sideburns. While he was going into the cave a white furry old guy kept stroking his hair. When he finally looked up, the thing climbed the tree it was in. Then LotR nerds said 네, hobbit, a waldorf, which was supposed to be the word for a hobbit's father. Then a dog that looked like GK's dog came down and it was supposed to be a hobbit. Then there was an ice rink where you were supposed to show off language skills. I remember thinking "how the fuck am I supposed to do that" and then I realized that I could talk about el Greco in spanish as I skated. May 31 I went to a chess tournament and I told GP that it was the first tournament where I didn't throw games. Then a bunch of people were being relocated to houses where tons of peope were crammed in the same buolding. ED said she was scared and I realized I wasn't because it wasn't real. Then there was a piece of art where a lady spun around on her roll axis. She had anti Protestant things written on her. Then something important happened in pokemon. 6-1 Something about my alarm that was set to wake me up to go to an amusement park and something ending in 습니다 describing it. 6-1 GK's mom wanted us to wait for GK before something at the gable (I don't know what this is supposed to say. Maybe table.) cause she's insane and GK doesn't believe that it happened. Then I was with MS at a brown people tootle party (?) and there was something to do with a religion and being able to make things smaller and smaller. I thought a toy dog was holy for not doing this but some brown person did it. Then whoever I was with wanted to go learn how to dj. Then something about Japanese having four words per sentence. (which obviously isn't true) 6-2 I dreamt that I was moving to another school and I had to pack eberything. I had to live with another family. I was crying. There was more but I didn't write this down for some reason. Also I got a DUI and I feel like I didn't deserve it. Then there was a room that was really small like 1.5 ft high. It was an iron maiden album cover. I was with other people and they couldn't all fit. There were like weeds and vegetation that had overgrown a room ad that's why it was so small. 6-3 RC was having a party. I was supposed to get pizza or something. Stuff kept happening to prevent me from getting there. I couldn't find the place. I winked at NW. Then I think I had sex with someone. 6-4 I had to do a surgery on my sister's cat. I had to stab him and remove air or something. I couldn't understand the instructions online. qq was a unit of measurement. I got pissed at my dad who was also House and told him to do it himself. Something happened about this in seņor's room. Then there was a Tor booth with info about Tor. There was a camera recording who looked at it. Then I was with someone and we got in a fight with some black chick who won. I was in KK's room at the street where I used to live and gherig found my porn folder on my old computer. There was CP that I didn't download so I freaked out. Then I was driving away from somewhere and a cop stopped me in a parking lot. Then something really mystical and complicated happened. I knew it was a dream so I reviewed it in my head. Basically KK had a bunch of power and then DV4 used ice and stuff to counter her. There was a long narrow hallway where I woke up and tried to stay asleep by looking at my hands, but I couldn't see them. 6-5 I couldn't find my shorts at my school. I had just done PE and I was in the my middle school's lockerroom, and I didn't know where my normal shorts were. I was looking everywhere. Halfway through a hallway converted into this bridge where you could fall off. I ran into CHN halfway through and I was embarrassed to be in my gym shorts. I did something where I rubbed my nose on the wall by my chem room. I looked back at CHN and she laughed. I remember thinking "I'm being cute, not sexy." I finally went to my drama room and found my shorts. I had been in the drama room because during drama we were playing wheel of fortune. Half of the wheel was white and said lose a turn, but it never landed on that half. I pointed that out to someone. I was spinning and people kept getting excited and touching the wheel Nd messing it up. So I got pissed and I kicked the wheel over and it broke into like 20 pieces. Then there was a professional bowler who apparently beat Amon in a match. I saw her throw the ball sideways and curve it into another lane on the other side of the room. She didn't hit pins though.
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