Recent DJ Posts

Eve's dust

I am a robot similar to Eve (in Wall-E). With my owners we are about to leave the store but I realize that I have traces of dust on my arm. Panicked, I’m looking for something to clean up, going super fast to join my owners as soon as possible. An employee tells me where to find new parts for robots but it’s not what I’m looking for and it’s super expensive. I finally find cleaning wipes.

Mission : kill enemies

I’m on a mission, like in a spy game, in a house. I'm moving from room to room while shooting enemies with a gun.

Deadly seaquake

I'm at the beach, many people are in a yacht, there is an earthquake : the water goes back and forth, which brings the boat on the sand, then on the water several times. People are panicking. The earthquake continues and this time it's a big car that goes back and forth between water and sand. People get run over, some stuck under the vehicle in the water...

Gotta continue to write in my DJ, even after the comp, for the DV achievements !

Stupid King

A new 2-players cards game called "Stupid King". Objective : losing the game by having no more cards in hand. You must have exactly one card in hand before playing your very last turn to lose (aka winning).

Guitar summoning

I yodel beatbox, and tell myself "It would be nice if I had a guitar", then I have an acoustic guitar in my hands and play a melody on it.

Bonus chess

I'm playing special chess with one of my brothers, the board is two pages of a notebook : we each have a knight, and we each go through the boxes of the notebook trying to eat the other. We can travel in any direction we want (with knight moves), but going too far left or right makes you reappear at the opposite side of the notebook. Some boxes give points by landing on it, indicated by a number (1, 4, 6...). There's a place with lots of numbers in it. I try to calculate my way to get the maximum points but we only have 10 minutes each. We play fast, then the page becomes animated, like a video game level, with animations for bonus squares : when landing on it, our knights acquire certain faculties : my brother lands on one that gives him two life points instead of one. But thanks to my previous bonus, I'm able to make his knight become a mummy with 1 pv, freeze him, and eat him with my own knight.

Free drinks and gun troubles

I'm in a restaurant, a woman with lots of money bills in her hand talks about Jesus and announces good news to people, then exclaims that she is paying for all the drinks. Her husband repeats it because there is too much noise, people are very happy. I walk with my shopping cart because I work here, then the place becomes a grocery store. I see a suspicious guy coming through the exit with a gun in hand. I quickly walk and crouch my way out of here, trying to be discreet. I come out but the guy had seen me. *Snarky laughter* "Did you really think you were going to run away ?" He walks towards the fence to close it, I show that I have no weapons on me, then an S.U.V or pickup truck arrives. The guy with the gun accidentally drops my bike (that he stole), and wants us to help him pick it up while he closes the fence. Three guys get out of the vehicle to "help", but one of them hits the thief behind the head. He gets knocked out in return. I try to take his gun off, he tries to shoot the guy down, but no bullets come out. He recharges, I kick his gun at the last moment to deflect the shot, I wake up as the bullet hits the ground.

Unfortunately I have to stay a day or two in settler to work. Disrupting my normal routine. Very frustrating.

Jamie 1

Me and Jamie are in the Wheel of Time books again. Nothing much going on. She is driving a black SUV in the dream. Driving from WhiteBridge to Caemlyn on the road between the two. (I just read the part in the books where Rand and Matt escape WhiteBridge and go on that road.) I'm with her in the car and she's smiling as if happy.

This could be confirmation of her drive bys. I was asking for a dream confirmation that she does so that very night. Still prefer a verbal confirmation. I will ask the Jamie voice to confirm certain things in dreams. Usually she does if it's a simple request.

Jamie 2

Last nights dreams. I was outside. Maybe Jamie's farm. Everyone was camping outside on bunk beds. She was with some girl and ignoring me. They slept in separate bunks, but not together. I was a bit flustered she wasn't talking to me.

Jamie 3

Just an image of Jamie walking by a yellow car and keying it. Was this my yellow Neon? Oh no, she keyed my neon that is probably going to a scrapyard within a year or two anyway.

Woke up amnd figured something was wrong with Jamie in the dreams? (Dream demons, etc) So I prayed about it.

Jamie 4

I'm sitting with Jamie outside her dream house. There is healing energy about. Jamie is staring at the waves of colors that is coming from the healing.

hopefully the dreams improve tonight.

Hypnagogia: I was prompting AI to do something. Don't remember what.

Dreams:

• I had Disney Vacation Club Points -- a total of 10736. I do not do any of that timeshare stuff IRL so I have no idea if that number even makes sense.
• Lady had cargo (???) can't read it
• We found bulls. We were in a crowd, and I was worried about them charging. Suddenly, we were in our house that I grew up in and my parents still live in. I hopped on a fence to stay safe from the bulls, which also had teleported there. My mom said something...illegible. The cart (?) has term lodging (?) 44 (?)
• False awakening in which I checked the time on my bed as 4:35 AM
• Dream of Lagoon amusement park and (illegible) days

No lucidity, but hopefully I will keep up my journaling and other practices up even after the competition.

I was in an undefined place, with my brother on my right. We walk forward, and this scene repeats itself 2 times, towards some kind of altar. I was aware that he was having a lucid dream. I was convinced of it. I, for now, was not lucid. I don't remember what happens the first time, while on the repetition I know what happens. We arrive at the altar and we stand in front of it; I don't know if he was still on my right, at that moment I was only aware of myself and the surrounding environment. The altar was an undefined color, like gray (?). The background starts to get black, like in my lucid dreams when they end and the view starts to darken. Thanks to this, I understand that I was dreaming. It wasn't such a strong realization to be aware of the fact that I could control the dream and stop the darkening; I was only slightly aware of dreaming. But in fact I don't stop the darkening, and the dream "ends".

Im only having bad lucid dreams smh

7:54 AM
I just woke up from potentially one of the most influential lucid dreams I've ever had. The way I got lucid, I believe, was through a combination of WBTB (Wake Back To Bed) and MILD (Mnemonic Induction of Lucid Dreams).

Becoming Lucid
The first thing I remember is seeing a bunch of different times. I wasn’t exactly worried, but I was thinking about the time because I had an alarm set, and I thought it was around seven-something. So I dreamed that I was checking the time—on my phone, my computer, and my watch. But in reality, I wasn’t actually moving; I was just seeing those times. That was probably my first clue.
The first time I saw was 19:48, which is 7:48 PM, not AM. But at the time, I was like, "Yeah, that makes sense. I woke up earlier and was trying to go back to sleep, so 7:48 sounds right."
Then I saw the time on my phone—it said 7:56 or something similar. I remember thinking, “Wait, that doesn’t seem right, I literally just checked.” Finally, I checked my watch, and it read 10:10:100. That’s just not possible. That was the tipping point. Three completely different times, one of which was impossible. I immediately thought, “Yep, I’m dreaming.”

So first off, shoutout to reality checks—because they’re paying off. Now, I was wearing my sleep mask, and I tried to take it off. Nothing happened. I felt it come off, but another one was under it apparently. I kept removing sleep masks to find new ones infinitely spawning on top of the one on my face. I'd take one off, say, “Alright, lemme take off my sleep mask.” and another one would still be on. Again and again. I started laughing and was like, “All right, I guess I’m just not gonna fuckin see in this dream lmao”

Lick Stabilization
Then I remembered to stabilize the dream. I got on the floor and tried licking it.
This was probably the most fascinating part of the dream.
It was like my brain didnt have my sense of taste loaded in memory. My sense of taste is rarely used in dreams I can remember. When I first licked the floor, I couldn’t taste anything. My tongue crackled as if my taste buds were being used for the first time in my life. I cannot stress this enough- my sense of taste was straight up GONE. What I tasted instead was what I would imagine a missing texture named like, “[PLACEHOLDER]” or something to taste like. It was like my brain had forgotten how to taste. Even after I woke up, my tongue was still tingling.
Instead of flavor, I saw these bright rainbow flashes—kind of like impact frames from modern One Piece. Now, I was keeping my eyes closed since I couldn't see anyway due to the sleep mask, but after the third or fourth lick, my vision came back. When I opened my eyes, I was right where I expected to be- on the floor, in my room. And the stabilization? Insanely strong. Four licks gave me the same level of stabilization that walking around touching everything for 45 seconds would’ve given me. So it seems like taste is my strongest stabilizing sense. I think it varies person to person. I want to try smell next. I’ve never really smelled anything in dreams either. The only senses I’ve used regularly are sight, sound, and touch. I haven’t explored taste, smell, or vestibular senses like balance or proprioception.

The Plan: Omni Lucidity*
I have a plan to obtain something I call Omni Lucidity—the ability to lucid dream whenever I want. It’s probably not that hard with good practice and I seem to be on my way there anyway, but I’ve got an idea for making it more consistent and easier to pull off, provided you can already get there. Think of it as some QoL. So. The idea is to create a dream character while awake who’s sole purpose is to be my dream guide. Get them to find me in dreams and make me lucid, either by telling me I’m dreaming repeatedly or by forcing lucidity into me. The tricky part is getting the lucidity required for the final step, finding them in a lucid dream and making your wish of their purpose known; essentially activating them. Funnily enough, I’ve actually gotten it to work once before, but it happened spontaneously! Back then I hadn’t yet activated my dream guide, Francesca, and still haven’t to this day, so I KNEW it could work. But recently, I thought deeper: everything in the dream is my subconscious. Dream characters, objects, environments—they’re all just pieces of it. So instead of telling a character, why not tell the dream itself? So I shouted “Omni Lucidity!”, and then said, “The next time I’m in a dream, find me and make me lucid.”

*This happens right after the sleep mask thing, but it’s here for flow.

Realization After Waking
After all that, I pretty much immediately woke up. And I think I’ve finally figured out why I always wake up after stabilization: It’s not the stabilization that ends the dream—it’s the moment I question my lucidity afterward. I had always wondered whether or not this “dream like” feeling of existing in a dream, characterized by what really can only be described as a tingling at the back of my soul, was indeed a part of the dream or a just product of hazy dream memories. But now I'm sure—it's real for me at least. After stabilization, that distinct feeling goes away, and the dream becomes fully and completely indistinguishable from the waking world. Here, even after everything I've been through, it's hard to believe I haven't yet woken up. And once I doubt that I’m still lucid, that’s when the dream ends. My dreams just aren’t long enough to continue after lucidity ends. So as long as I stay lucid, the dream continues. It’s kind of funny—after licking the ground three or four times, I found myself on the floor in my room, just as expected after doing WILD. The floor tasted dusty and gross, like I imagined it would. But the stabilization was so effective that it brought back my sight after just a few licks.

Final Thoughts
I learned so much from this dream. Tonight, I’ll get to test whether speaking directly to the dream—my subconscious—actually works. I know this operates on belief, and if I don’t believe it’ll work, maybe it won’t. But with the licking stabilization, I didn’t really have any expectations either, and that still worked. Still, it’ll be more powerful if I can talk to Francesca myself.
As I said at the beginning: This dream has the potential to be the most influential and interesting lucid dream I’ve ever had.

I was riding a bus, and after some time, my stop came up. The door closed before I could do anything, and I ended up hanging off the front of the bus. It was going incredibly fast, with the bus driver actively trying to shake me off.

Eventually, the bus *turned into a jet*, and the bus driver was now my *pilot*. I figured the city must be restricted airspace because suddenly, we were being chased by police. We could outrun most of them, but eventually, they started shooting out these **Bomb Rush Cyberfunk**-style chains that latched onto the jet and slowed us down.

We landed on a rooftop and tried to make a run for it—doing parkour or something—and suddenly, I realized *I was Spider-Man*. It didn’t help much, though. The chains now dropped this *metal scrap dust* onto the ground that made it *really painful* to walk. I surrendered, but I didn’t know what happened to the pilot.

I ended up in prison, though I wasn’t too worried—*I’m literally Spider-Man*, after all. I looked around and eventually found my pilot friend. He was in the same prison and even the same unit as me. I asked him, “Why the hell did they put us together?”

He chuckled and said, “I have no idea. It’s like they want us to escape.”

I wasn’t planning to escape just yet. I knew I could at any time. Instead, I wanted to use my super strength to earn money and buy the not-free lunch for everyone—get them on my side.

A few days passed, and apparently, the prison allowed field trips? I found a guy who didn’t want his *hoverboard*, so I took it. It had been so long since I’d ridden one that I was terrible at it. When we got back to the prison, I knew they weren’t going to let me keep it, so I just handed it over to the first guard I saw.

Back inside, they tried explaining to me that I needed to paint something—or maybe print something? I’m not sure. They were speaking Spanish, and they were speaking it really fast. Luckily, my pilot buddy spoke Spanish—he’s Mexican, though I don’t know where in Mexico he’s from.

Anyway, he didn’t help me, and I eventually woke up.

Ps. Lack of markdown is kinda annoying. Is it here and i am dumb?

I am on an unspecified Greek island with people I know to be my classmates. We are outside, in a rocky area - the context is rather vague. We talk. There are also some third-person views of the landscape at some point, which prominently features a volcano.

My father has just invited me to go visit him on Corfu for the week, which is something out of the ordinary. My mother is apparently on a different island. It occurs to me that there’s something symbolic to this - to all of us being so far apart, on separate islands….

At some point, the volcano starts to show some alarming signs of activity. People close to it are running. I’m afraid for them, and hope they make it far away in time - they need to make it past the water separating them from the rest of the island before it gets too hot to pass. But I should be getting as far away as I can too, just in case.

The landscape has a number of small canyons threading through it - the only real paths we can take, which is definitely kind of unfortunate since that’s where the lava is bound to be channeled as well. I can already see it, not far behind a group of people running past where their path intersects with mine. For some reason, I’m sure it’ll only follow one path, so I wait at an intersection, ready to go down the path it doesn’t take.

The group approaches, now followed by a big wheel of flame - just a large circle made of fire, rolling along on its rim after them. But it doesn’t follow the group, doesn’t go down either one of the paths: it stays at the intersection where I am. Not only that: it actually seems to be shadowing my movements. Something clicks. This clearly isn’t the situation I had first thought it was. What now?

I do what feels right: I hook the wheel around my right leg and spin it around. It turns blue when I make contact with it, and as it spins faster, it contracts from being a bit larger than a hula hoop to being around the size of a tire. After some time, I switch it to my left leg and spin it the other direction, and finally, I set it back down. It stays blue and small, and sits there looking slightly wobbly and indistinct for a few seconds before dissipating.

My father has picked this moment to arrive. I start to tell him about what just happened, but he interrupts and doesn’t really give me a chance to talk. It occurs to me - maybe it would be better just not to mention the whole fire wheel thing. He probably wouldn’t get it anyway. I wonder what my classmates must be thinking now - there’s a whole group of them nearby, their attention still focused on me.

I kind of wish he’d just stop talking and at least let me take care of the burns, though. I was doing that with bare legs, and yeah, I can see marks there, even though the burns don’t look too serious, and I’m not feeling any pain from them.

A false awakening after that, in which I make notes about the dream and then various other things happen.

There were so many dreams after that, many of them full of conversations, and without awakenings in between - at least that I can remember - I just didn’t have time to write them down after having already woken up around 5 to record that one. But the last dream of the night involved being in (probably) a gym, where I was doing an exercise that involved jumping over a yoga mat and then jumping backwards to the starting position in a certain posture. NR came over and set a timer down on the floor set for half an hour - an analog device, kind of like a big egg timer. The implication is clear. I don’t think I’ll have trouble keeping this up or half an hour, but there is another problem: I seriously doubt that I’m going to be asleep for another half hour to keep doing it.

Actually, I only stayed asleep for another minute or so. You have no idea how much I’m looking forward to a time when I can devote more attention to dreaming and get back to moments like that actually resulting in full lucidity.

(Additional note: this was not my first volcano dream, but this one was almost certainly triggered by having seen video on the news of the port explosion in Iran the previous day, since that’s what my aunt had going on the TV in her hospital room when I went to visit.)

28.4.25

Hypnagogic Imagery: I saw the letters ZZ, I guess because of sleeping lol.

Non-Lucid: Some show about guys, "gal pals", on a plane with people in economy and others in main cabin. It was not a full flight.

Non-Lucid Fragment: My dad got (illegible -- ants?). Also: Do you want to stay for a movie? I said, well, 7 PM is a little late. He said "We're not getting dinner anywhere so I would keep score, but we would (illegible) cake ? (illegible) later.

Yeah, I can't decipher that one. I'm gonna have to count it as a fragment I'm afraid.

WBTB attempt: Failed. However, I did slip back into a non-lucid, though I have no memory or notes of it I fear.

Not great, but when work keeps me up late, sadly 'tis a gamble.

I’m in the back of Meadow main house at night. I approach a large rock and begin to lift upward. I become lucid. I fly toward the corner of the yard and notice a light on in Bud house. I decide to head into the room and explore the house a bit. I figure I’ll need to speed up quite a bit to not waste time and possibly destabilize. I imagine the window zooming toward me and me zooming toward it, and the distance closes rapidly. I phase though the glass, entering the home. I find myself in a fairly small bedroom and quickly shift into bird form. I fly around and notice that blue hue enveloping the entire room. I see a boy begin to enter the room, so I turn on invisibility. He doesn’t notice me, so I continue to fly toward the bed, landing on it briefly before exploring to the dresser to my left and beyond. I begin to head out of the room and begin to sense a maternal figure in the area below as I fly though the doorway, still in bird form. I head down the hallway and notice a dresser with some type of binder on top, fully opened. I notice what appear to be Magic cards inserted throughout the plastic pages. I float in front of the binder briefly, before turning toward the staircase, considering where to explore to next. I begin to wake up.

This was the last night of the comp, I'm very happy to end it with such a crazy lucid ! I did it in two WILD attempts (each 15 minutes) after a WBTB (awake for ~3 hours). First dream is two fragments that I think are from the same dream. Last dream is my lucid. Enjoy the reading 👽

Black = Non-lucid dream recall
Blue = Lucid dream recall

Orange cheese offer

At my parents house, *forgot what happened*, then with people at the table, a man offers us an orange cheese. Apparently, the smell is strong, but I almost don't smell anything because I'm used to strong cheese.

Concrete Minecraft ravine

Me, a man with glasses and a guy from high school in a car in front of my parents house, playing Minecraft, but IRL : I'm going to cut a (probably apple) pie representing our Minecraft world. The high school guy knows I'm the cutting pro, he tells me when to stop, and I cut the pie at that moment. It forms a ravine in our Minecraft world IRL (in the back seat of the car). The man with glasses leaves, and the guy has become another guy from high school. He's adding liquid concrete to the base of the IRL ravine (which is a black iron plank), but I realize that it shouldn't have been concreted. I call the man with glasses to explain the mistake. He tells me to simply make a series of inputs to fix it. I struggle to remember it. We try to remove the concrete, not dry yet.

Road trip on the highway

A group of five friends is traveling in France, in a pickup truck on the highway. The guys are in the open trunk (they could easily fall), one girl is driving and another girl is next to her. The driver almost completely gets out of the window (while still driving with one hand) to film the road trip with her camera on a selfie stick.

Confusing vegetables

I'm a cashier in a grocery store, there are new checkouts where you weigh fruits and vegetables by selecting them on a computer, in a super long and messy list. I'm struggling to find the eggplant. The beatboxer Wing (who also works as a cashier with me) helps me and I find it. But I still need help for the other items, as three annoying pop-ups appear. One of the three teenage guys waiting at the checkout helps me. I have to double-click Delete. I can't find the Delete icon, so the guy takes the mouse and tries to find it in the top right corner of the screen but there's nothing. Then at the normal checkouts, people are piling up at Wing's checkout, I try to call him, as a colleague on the phone comes out of the office. All along I had Wing's GBB25 World league solo wildcard playing in my mind.

Pool quicksand and my crazy restaurant (LD)



In front of a house, half of the garden is replaced with a very deep pool, and where I am is a long rectangular layer of quicksand on top of the water. Some female friends and I pass through it for a laugh, when at one point I sink to the bottom of the pool *dramatic scene*.

Then I wake up in town, when a big agressive white dog is trying to bite my friends (one of them is wearing a hamburger costume). While trying to scare him away, the dog advances towards me, growling. I back away. If he tries to bite my stomach, I could in theory stick my thumbs in his eyes and knee him in the throat (it didn't happen).

Then I'm the owner of a restaurant in town, in a cobblestone alley : an outdoor terrace. I can control a lot of things. I know I'm lucid dreaming, but I don't really pay attention to it, because I'm too busy managing things in my restaurant and near it *forgot what happened but it was chaotic and hilarious*.

I return to my outdoor terrace. The customers are talking about Sping-Ling Ding-Diling : a chinese woman who is literally a thick dorito-shaped pencil. I'd like her to come to my restaurant, but she's at work. Then everyone at my terrace start improvising the same song (which makes no sense, random words) with the music "Come To The Circus (DirtyPaws remix)". First to sing is a woman (probably from Paris) with curly brown hair, a green beret and black sweater, green jacket and green pants, and a glass of wine. Very classy. I'm the one making them improvise the song with my thoughts.

At the same time, I start to accidentally make an evil bass (beatbox sound) when I exhale, snoring a bit when I inhale, and I see my body IRL in my bed from time to time. I'm going to wake up...

Dream 1
I'm on the bus going somewhere and I make friends with some guy. Dean from Supernatural shows up and is jealous. Then I get off the bus and some other guy is there, jealous too (I guess everyone wanted me in the dream, hell yeah dream me). He gives me some card saying he'll always love me.

But then it turns out it's some game and we're just fooling people around us that we're together. We run off and then Tamlin from ACOTAR is there and he ALSO wants me but I'm icked out.

Dream 2
I'm in my family home and it's massive and has ancient egyptian artifacts everywhere. I help turn the tv on because it's not working. Some of my friends are there.

Dream
I'm in school and then I'm running from someone and I'm caught by the mafia and I get on a plane to outrun them but they get on before it takes off and they wanna torture me and my friend.

Dream fragment
- I'm doing target practice in a forest with my bf.

Dream 1
I decide to shoplift something from a brand bc I enjoyed it in a previous dream, I wanted a dark lipstick but I got caught and then the shopowner who was 51 years old suspected me because I wanted a jacket with literal oranges on it. The zipper was half peeled banana though.
I run out of the store and lose him, I'm also 17 in the dream. Papaoutai by Stromae was playing in the background.

Lucid dream
I break into a house to help a squirrel. There are coconuts there. Then I'm in a lambo where I become lucid and try take a photo but it doesn't work.

Dream fragment
- Watching some streamer with my friend who keeps falling off his chair.

Brain parasite
There was a guy who got infected with a brain parasite and started going around telling people about it. It gave him super powers. No one believed him and after a some stuff happened that I can't remember. There was a news reporter talking to the first guy that was told about the brain parasite. It had become known that he was actually telling the truth and he apparently got into some trouble and was now being hunted by police.

Calories
It was a weird video game I was playing where I had to eat food almost non-stop, it was pretty realistic looking. I was walking my character down the street when he started dying of hunger. I could see a number counting rapidly down to 0 starting at 500. It was my calorie counter and I had to eat some chips before it hit zero and I died. After eating the chips the number went back up and I kept going. I had to pull the guys lunch out and eat it after a bit, i was now thinking about where I was going to get food for lunch now that I ate that.

Zoomed in (fragment)
I remember a T.V. that was too zoomed in, I think the fairly odd parents was playing. I fixed the issue with a remote controller.

GIANTS (DILD)
I was on top of a hill looking at a dark lake. There were several water spouts inside the lake and when they made landfall they dissipated.
Then 5 giants shadowy misty looking figures emerged from the lake and then I became lucid. If I had to guess, I would say they were 60 feet tall, they were dwarven shaped(fantasy) and I could see they had some interesting looking armor and wavy cloths on despite being a silhouette.
I thought to myself "If someone saw this way back then, they would think giants are real."
I turned around and went inside what ever cabin I was in when the dream ended.

FA (DILD)
Straight from the dream above I thought I had woken up. I thought I should reality check just incase.
Nose pinch, and I'm aware I'm still dreaming.
Everything is super dark and I can just barely make out where a door is.
The location of the door tells me I'm at mom and dads house. I go and open the door and begin walking down the hall way.
Trying to find some light I make my way to my parents bedroom and before turning the light on I become pretty obnoxious and start singing really loud. "mama ooo didn't mean to make you cry!!!!" then turn the light on.
I see my dad looking angry.
"You don't have to be mad dad, this is a dream." I show him I can breathe through my nose.
After lowering my hand he's now gone.
And in his place is my brother, J2.
"Hey J2, wanna have some fun being lucid?"

He looks at me kinda funny and says.
"J2 was lucid before you ever were, I was always lucid. I am just an annotation of J2. But yes, let's have some fun."

I stay silent, kinda confused but then say "lets go!"
I walk out of the room and everything is bright now. I make my way outside when the dream suddenly ends.