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05.02.2015

Creating a mess at a fancy restaurant. (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Full Dream (1 pts)
2nd DILD (5 pts)
Stabilize (1 pts)
Fly (4 pts)
Teleport (7 pts)
Eat something (4 pts)
Use electronics (4 pts)
Use Telekinesis (4 pts)
DC Interaction (2 pts)
Invulnerability (4 pts)
Unespecified dream control (blast) (3 pts)

In this dream, which probably was in the morning, I was about to get to work, and I had over 1000 readings to do. I stressed a lot and felt uneasy. I told myself, "No way I can have such a queue in 4 days break." I looked at my hands very frustrated, when all my frustration left once I realized it was a dream. I also jumped a couple times in order to make sure. I could levitate a little.

I decided to make my dream stable once again taking a small flight around a building that I was supposly in. I wanted to just farm points on this dream, so first I wanted to teleport to a restaurant. As usual, I closed my eyes and jumped on the place thinking of a restaurant, finding myself in an old restaurant I used to go when I was a child.



I saw some food so I grabbed a crab I believe it was, it did not taste like crab, but most likely like meat, pork I believe. A waiter came to me and told me, "Can I help you?" I told him, "No thanks" and started to laugh hard. He was saying, "sir, excuse me, sir?" I ignored him and walked to one of the registers, in order to use it. I started to press random buttons from the computer's monitor and I think that somehow, I opened a word document, the computer was working pretty poorly.

I also wanted to make a huge mess in the restaurant, I tried to lift all the tables at once, without one moving an inch. I tried a few times without success, until one table started to levitate, but I could not do more. As I was doing this, a cop joined the restaurant and called my name, that freaked me out for a second, but I remembered it was a dream. I ignored the cop and he started shooting me. I stood in front of the bullet saying, "You can't kill me here." I felt the bullet hitting me and almost my torso moving, but it did not hurt.

I wanted to start throwing blast and go crazy in the restaurant, but as usual, blasts would not come out from my hands. I pushed hard a few times and small spheres came out, very tiny ones, but upon contact with the tables, they would explode. I kept doing this until I woke up.

Alright ill start out with my first dream that I can remember, I was at this trailer park in the middle of this huge grassland area, and around the grassland area it was engulfed in those weird african trees with the huge base at the bottom. Anyways I was going into this double wide with my best friend from back home and the double wide turned into a restaurant. Well more like a sit down fast food joint, there were no doors and you could see clearly outside of the restaurant. I went up to the front counter to give the owner of the restaurant a ticket for a free burger. When I got the burger and ate it I ended up falling asleep or losing consciousness in my dream and woke up on a mattress on the restaurant floor, my buddy and my brother were standing above me trying to help me regain focus.

And thats when I went into another dream where I was a person from this TV show called "Weeds". I was now Shane from "Weeds" and I was walking around this mansion looking for something to eat, the whole time thinking there was something ominous watching me. I couldn't find anyone in this complex maze until I found the fridge! I went to the fridge and was distracted because how the mansion was set up, you could see what looked like a huge pool like aquarium in the middle of the kitchen, and there were these two beautiful women in skimpy bathing suits kissing each other so sentually all over. And when I mean all over, I mean ALL OVER. Anyways I ended up getting something to eat, cant remember what and ended up wanting something more. So I decided to go over to the pool and swim to a certain section that had these juicy oranges only to have my dream flash to outside of the mansion. There were these guys in FBI jackets standing outside the entrance to the mansion and they were talking about alien abductions and other top secret stuff I couldnt really hear, but I was never even there nor was shane, I was just air observing them.

Then I had my body back and I was in the mansion, I was talking to some people that I didnt know and it seemed we were deep in conversation when I decided to go up an elevator, this is one of those elevators you see with the gate and its pretty 3 sided with the fence instead of 4 sided and all boxed up. but as the elevator was coming down you could see this rotted man corpse in a wheel chair descending with the elevator, but then got pulled back by his neck about half way down with a rope and all of his blood and pieces of his flesh just fell off with it.

And uh yah.....thats about it

remembered I was doing something in what seems to be a storage room in my house (which house I don't know).

Then I had another unrelated dream where I am Blossoms from Powerpuff Girls, and the Mayor asked us to cause damage to the neighborhood for some reason. We were in my first house that I lived until I was 7. We had a giant oversized orange frisbee. The other girls threw them at the satellite dishes on the roofs of the houses and missed. I couldn't throw at all. I never learned how to pitch IRL, so I'm like a girl

Well, it's true isn't it? Once in a while I still have a dream that's worth sharing on here. I had an odd one just before I woke up this morning.

The Reason I'm a Bastard - The first thing I can remember was that I was extremely angry. I was in some sort of suit that made me faster, stronger, and oh, I could fly with a jetpack. Pretty cool. Anyway, I was in the parking lot of my local safeway (supermarket), and the parking lot had apparently flooded for about 4-5 inches of water, and the store had decided to put in a tiny little dock for some reason. I was standing on this dock, staring at a tin container, which opened up to reveal a twisted and disfigured doll who had somehow come to life. I knew I had to put the doll down. It was evil. It walked up to me and said "My parents are dead!". That didn't stop me. "You killed my parents, you little shit." I said, as I grabbed the top of the tin container she had crawled out of and started slamming it on top of her. After a few hits I swung it low and shot her into the water, where she lied there fully submerged. I walked over and looked around for some way to possibly destroy the doll for good. I saw three grandmas wading through the water. I asked the first one "Do you happen to have a lighter?", to which she replied "Of course! Here you go." and tossed me a large, rigged together lighter. It worked though, and I could feel the doll fearing what i was going to do. Now I just needed gasoline. But where would I find that? I asked the third grandma, who replied "Why, I happen to have a container right here." and handed me a small black container filled with gasoline. "You're just going to give it to him?" asked the second one, slightly perplexed. "Well, if he tries to run off with it, I'll just make him pay for it!" the third one said, satisfied with her logic.

As I began emptying the container on and around the area of the doll, who was still in the small lake, a crowd began gathering. I was wondering how I'd light it all, when all of a sudden someone shouted "HEAT SEAKER!". I looked up and saw a missle barreling towards me, and I rolled out of the way just before it could hit me. It grazed the water and then lifted itself up and apparently picked up something else, as it didn't come back. "Damn," I thought, "I've gotta pick this up". With the gasoline poured, I began to lit the lighter and was about to drop it and run away when some random janitor decided it was his duty to clean up part of the gasoline spill. Specifically, the part on top of the doll. For a split second, the doll had an evil grin on its face and thought that it was safe. "Like hell.." I thought, as I quickly pushed some of the gasoline back on top of the doll, who's anger and fury quickly turned back to distress and alarm. I'm pretty sure I said something like "Eat shit", and then pushed the lighter into the gasoline, causing it to burst into flames and then miraculously explode. The doll was destroyed, and I was shot into the air due to the force of the explosion, but quickly used my built in jetpack (Handy, huh?) to gain control and then land. The audience that had gathered applauded as if it were some fourth of July show.

So, to answer any questions, yes, I did just dream about beating the shit out of a doll and then blowing it up, while wearing some sort of super suit. It either makes me awesome or insane, and I'm not quite sure which one yet.