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Pichulick's Dream

I was enjoing a stand-up show on the streets. I saw a guy with a hoodie getting out of a building. Another one came and they started to argue. I wanted to laugh at the show but shouted at them: Bad show! I don't laugh!"
I left the area and after a corner someone thrown an axe's iron head that fell near a ladie's legs. She kicked his ass.
Then I went to a computer, waiting a game to load, and the woman came and we started

I'm in my back yard, and there's this gaming machine. It's not like a console, basically a pin ball machine, but it has multiple games in it. Liz is playing, and I watch her, and she eventually wins. We're walking up the balcony, and she drops her tickets. I insult her, she leaves, and I take her tickets. I put in two, and play for a while, before failing. I put three real dollars into the machine next, and I beat the whole game without dying once. What a waste of money, I think. I go onto my phone, to check my facebook, and I see Leah's comment under some kind of statuts or wall post. "Great job Nathan "
"Thanks, I wasted three dollars xD"

-next dream-

I'm playing der reise on black ops, the map is somewhat altered, alot bigger. I can't remember much, but I'm training zombies, and there's a hell of a lot more than usual. I get this massive hoard chasing me, and I'm about to shoot them all, when this guy ks's me with a wonderwuffle. T_T

-next dream-

This is more of a fragment..
We're walking under this really low thing, similar to my house, but not as long. I complain about how my back hurts from walking so low, and dad says "we're nearly there" I finally stand up, and look down at another passage that stops where the entry is on the other side. Right next to it. It's at walking height, I have a look to see if it would have been possible to go that way, but I conclude that it wouldn't be possible, and I'm relieved. There's a set of stairs.
I have no idea what happend next, the dream might have even ended

Me and my family were in what looked like a port town. We were walking along near the beach. Suddenly a large storm started. The storm was humongous. The waves in the ocean were gigantic. Me, my family, and everybody in the area to get on a large wooden boat. Once everybody was on, it started to move along the coast. The waves started to make the boat rock back and forth. At one point one side of the boat started to lift up and everybody ran up to it and grabbed the rail, however, I wasn't able to make it and i fell. Before I hit the water, I grabbed the other rail. The boat flipped completely, we were all briefly under water before the ship turned right side up. The ship kept rocking for a while before it broke and sank. Me and one of my sisters swam to shore. It was sunny and calm. We were in front of a house that was apparently ours. We couldn't get in becasuse it was locked. We waited outside. Eventually our dad showed up. We went inside. I cannot remember what happens after this.

So in this dream I ended up being in some kind of a shop, there were alot of people from my school and i bought a meal then my dad came there and gave me money.

Suddenly i ended up at some girls house from school. It was a big "castle" obviously she doesn't have that kind of house irl Well there were alot of stuff to try out and I met some of the "family members" which ended up being a big family indeed but then again a product of my mind

Can't remember what happened then/too lazy to write

Non-Lucid
(Side Notes)
Lucid

(I am just going to post some small fragments from a dream I had last night and the day before.)

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- I was brought to a semi-dumpy psychiatric hospital. I remember screaming and crying because I knew they were going to do experiments on me and use pills isolation to try to alter my mind and personality.

- I was in a medium sized dorm room, except my bed was in a rectangular nook area. I looked to my side and saw a black guy laying in the bed next to me and I remember asking: "They let boys and girls stay in the same rooms together?" then I said how I didn't mean that in some perverted way. He smiled and said yes, then went to sleep.

- I was in a large office. A head psychologist who I'd been fighting with off and on about treatments was talking with me when I guess I collapsed and was coughing up blood and blood was also oozing out of my head. I remember him saying that I had some sort of infection and that the only way to get rid of it was...for him to find a dried up hornets nest, pee on it then shove it in my mouth??? My P.O.V was like I was watching a movie, then switched back to first person view where I noticed the hornets nest in my mouth and yanked it out. I started screaming how he was crazy and I remember (as if I had another body) thinking that he felt horrible about what he was doing and was scared I was going to die.

I don't remember much else from that


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- I was on a plane full of people and someone had a gun. They were going around picking people to shoot off and I eventually got shot int he shoulder ( I think ).


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(From the 16th or 17th, I believe this was...)

- False awakening. I woke up in bed, looked around and came to the conclusion that I was dreaming. I did the "poke finger in hand" RC and it worked. I plugged my nose and I could breathe, so I decided to move onward. I walked through my house and out to the car where I drove into town (which changed to a complete different town) and ended up waking up for real a few moments after.

Animus' Dreams

1) I am some sort of supervillain, playing a game of Magic: the Gathering, Elder Dragon Highlander, with other similar sorts. Starting off the game, I draw much too many cards, finding new ones and supersized versions. (one was a 10ish mana green spell to put a named 14/14 into play, other was a 4 mana spell that got more mana). I comment to the player next to me, "Yeah, these games last a while and are absolutely chaotic. It makes them fun. I've always wanted to make a red deck just to screw with everyone else." On a woman's turn, she brings in 4 or 5 lava monsters into the room through the front door. I place my hand on my wrist, a teleportation device I apparently have. Think about trying for Chichen-Itsa pyramid, but didn't become lucid...

2) WILD. I am walking through a hotel or casino like building, looking for someone.

3) I am LUCID, in old, roman like city. White granite buildings, a large multilayered fountain. I jump up on the edge, walking along next to the water. A storyteller is weaving a tale on the opposite side of the fountain. He makes a mention of Kreig, which is a fantasy world I've been making for years. I smile, as he talks about the Dragons of the Game.

1) I am some sort of supervillain, playing a game of Magic: the Gathering, Elder Dragon Highlander, with other similar sorts. Starting off the game, I draw much too many cards, finding new ones and supersized versions. (one was a 10ish mana green spell to put a named 14/14 into play, other was a 4 mana spell that got more mana). I comment to the player next to me, "Yeah, these games last a while and are absolutely chaotic. It makes them fun. I've always wanted to make a red deck just to screw with everyone else." On a woman's turn, she brings in 4 or 5 lava monsters into the room through the front door. I place my hand on my wrist, a teleportation device I apparently have. Think about trying for Chichen-Itsa pyramid, but didn't become lucid...

2) WILD. I am walking through a hotel or casino like building, looking for someone.

3) I am LUCID, in old, roman like city. White granite buildings, a large multilayered fountain. I jump up on the edge, walking along next to the water. A storyteller is weaving a tale on the opposite side of the fountain. He makes a mention of Kreig, which is a fantasy world I've been making for years. I smile, as he talks about the Dragons of the Game.

1 - Mintos technique worked, randomly. tasting Minots in my mouth, I rolled and stood up in my room. window crushed. I am ready to go to the pyramid.
again, I forgot to take a bus, but I took a taxi instead. the driver seat was in the back. weird. I sat in the front. I could feel the car going up to the hill.
there was my summer camp. I met those people again.. shifting to non LD.

2 - woke up, did Mintos technique again. I started to sing in order to keep being 'aware' in dream. (and it really worked!) now I took a giant dark blue tour bus.
I met Nomad. I recognized him as Nomad, but now that I think of it he was not him. he was wearing golden armors. I met 3 anime girl characters that Nomad made.
woke up.

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I was in my room. I sat up in bed and RCed, just to make sure that it was a dream. It was! I tried not to get too excited. My room was dark (since it was nighttime), and I tried to "turn on" the lights. I yelled, "Light!" Didn't work. I closed my eyes, pointed at the light, and said, "Light!" Still didn't work. So I gave up, and walked around in the dark. As I walked down my living room stairs, I saw these weird bomb-omb looking animal things. They were different colors. I assumed that my mom made them.

Where my kitchen was, there was a tropical bar; and in front of that were little pools of clear water, with candles and lily pads and flowers on top of the water. It was pretty. I saw my sister and told her that I was dreaming, but she didn't think anything about it. I walked into the little bar place and tried to summon.. guess who.. Taylor Lautner.

I looked up at him. He was ugly. So I tried again. This time I closed my eyes and thought of his face, then summoned him. He was just a tad cuter this time; but still not good looking. So, I summoned a chocolate bar instead, which kind of looked like Hershey's, but had a yellow wrapper.

I looked at the words and entertained myself by looking back and looking at it again. I eventually ended up throwing the chocolate bar away for some reason Lol. My mom was outside, and she was talking with my friend's Aunt. They looked a ton alike, except she had longer hair than my friend.

I wanted to fly out in the same spot; which I noticed we were on our church's sidewalk. The Aunt stood by me and yelled, "You can do it!" So I ran, closed my eyes, and jumped. I felt gravity flip me over in the air as I hovered. It was awesome. I didn't open my eyes which was a bummer.

Somehow, I had flown back into my own bed. Or transported there. My "dream" bed that is. I looked out my window, to see lights in a circle like fireworks, and I wanted so bad to go out there. I was thinking of breaking through my window, but I got sleepy.. and lost some of my lucidity. I sat there thinking about it and eventually "fell asleep" and found myself awake in my real bed.

This was really cool. I may have not set my alarm last night, but as I was falling back to sleep at around 5:30 a.m., I was daydreaming. Eventually, that daydream turned into a dream! Then I realized, wait, I'm not imagining this, my mind is doing it for me! So I "pretended" to RC. I "thought" about RCing. (I didn't want to actually do the movement, because I was afraid that I was still awake)

So I started daydreaming about something I can't really remember, then it turned into a dream. There was this cat like person who had a "time out" outside on a dock with a humongous shark! I remember sitting at a window about 15 feet above her. The dock was floating on the water, and she was able to escape, but she could not. She didn't mind the shark, she actually talked to it. The shark was as big as the dock.

I turned around from the window and saw two nerds playing a game or something. Can't remember. I turned back to the window and wanted to go save my friend on the dock, so I jumped from the window (stupid thing to do, I know) and lounded on the dock. It hurt my legs. I stood there for a second with a weird expression on my face. I said, "Ow."

Then some more people ran ahead out from the house to the cat girl on the docks. This time, more docks appeared. Sometime during the dream, I thought, "I think I'm dreaming now. Let's RC!" So I thought about the feeling of RCing. I thought about how it felt to breathe through your nose. I think I did it, but I can't be sure. I don't really remember what I did next.

MrIrony's dream

I see Sora, Donald Duck and Goofy (Kingdom hearts.) sleeping in a trailer. There are a lot of Heartless's outside and they have teared holes to the walls and ceiling. Most of them Yellow opera's and the other similar ones.

I'm Sora at this point. I decide to try to kill the Heartless since they keep interrupting my sleep. I reach through a hole in the ceiling and kill the Yellow operas, Red nocturnes and Blue rhapsodies. But the Green requiem stays out of my keyblade's reach. I try to kill it for a while, but then some more Yellow operas appear and cast thunder magic at me. I block the lightning bolts with something I'm holding in my hand and kill them with some fire and blizzard magic. At that point we decide to make a run for it and try to reach a nearby mall. We are chased by some Soldiers as well as Heartless versions of the three of us.

We get to the mall. At that point I hear a voice telling that this is the way Heartless spread some virus. Find some people immune to it, attach the virus to them and chase them to places with lots of people. I looks around me. The downstairs of the mall is a restaurant full of people. I try to find an exit. I run to one door, but that's was just the entrance to the restaurants kitchen. Then the people around us start to change. They turn into Left4dead style infected. (A.K.A pretty much look like normal humans at first, except that their skin is pale and they want to tear your head off.) They all start attacking us. I run towards nearby stairs, but I'm slowed down by zombies pulling me back all the time. I kill them by stabbing my keyblade into them and twisting it. We run up the stairs into an area that looks like an hotel. We jump through an window to an back alley. I think Goofy got killed at some point, because he had now "respawned" into a shed near us, waiting for rescue. He talked something about not finding a lightbuld or something. Once I opened the door a couple black guys came out with him. We all started walking away from the alley. "So, are you immune too?", I asked from one of the other survivors. He didn't say anything. I noticed a huge amount of different kinds of swords piled up near one of the walls. I started looking for a good one. Finaly a picked up a pretty long katana. I walked a bit forward, but then something else caught my eye. There was a gunblade lying on the ground.

I grabbed it and pulled the trigger to see what would happen. It shot two cylinders that were a bit bigger than my fist. Once out of the barrel they grew into metal barrels that exploded once they came in contact with the anything. I decided to take it with me. I also had another sword on my other hand that could also shoot the same kind of projectiles, but one at a time. We took a turn to the right and saw a street at the end of the alley. I saw something big move behind the next corner. I was pretty sure it was an special infected, but wasn't sure which one. I took a better look and saw I wasn't wrong.

"Tank!", I yelled at others, but someone already shot it. We were just going to continue when another attacked us. I wasted all of my ammo (About seven shots.) to it and it didn't die. "Sorry guys, I'm out of ammo.", I said. I left the others fight it and turned back, because I was pretty sure I saw some of those cylinders lying around the back of the alley. On my way there I saw something fly in the sky, but wasn't sure what it was. I decided to keep an eye on it. I found the extra ammo and left to fight the Tank. Even after I shot another seven shots at it it still didn't die. I went back for some more ammo. (Infinite piles of explosive ammunitation rules.) I saw one of those flying things closer this time. It was a rather large skeletal bird, but it didn't seem to be aggressive towards me, so I didn't bother myself thinking about it. I took the ammo and finaly killed the tank. We continued forward, but my dream ended.

I had I dream that I was playing drums with some guys that I had played guitar with a few times before in real life. I have never been able to play drums, but I was doing well given my menial amount of experience. I don't know what song we were playing, but I'm pretty sure we were just improvising. It had a very acid rock esque sound to it. It felt like we were on acid except I wasn't hallucinating.

Metallicuh's dream
I am at my house. These guys are trying to break in through the front door. I pull out a knife hoping to scare them away, but the just pull out a larger blade out of nowhere. I am slashing at him and manage to slice his arm. He's pushing me trying to get me to move out of the way. I then take a piece of wood off of the small bench and slam it on his head. Both of them pass out. (hopefully it wasn't oneironautic) I don't remember what had happened from here but I know I went to my friend sams house which was also my grandmothers house.



I am at my house again in my room. I decide to go into the bathroom. My brother follows me into there and goes into the shower area. I have my dream journal right on the counter. I'm hoping he doesn't have the sudden urge to start going through it. I leave and go to the side of my house. There is some 20th Anniversary party going on. It started 20 years ago in april. So after i'm done watching the festival. I go back to the bathroom but this time my mom and my sister are in there. Then my neighbor and this hot chick from my english class come in. I don't remember.

Now I am in the ocean and I am floating through the air. My grandpa throws me a ship and tells me to monsoon it. which meant get it on the water. I do it and some villian takes it over. I go underwater and start singing maxwell's silver hammer.

Nephanim's Dreams

20,000 IPRO Hours

I arrived for another IPRO meeting to discover that only a few others had bothered to show up. We looked at the current task hours listed on the iGroups system and saw that Evan had put in 20,000 hours in the past three days. I knew there was no way he had that much free time; he didn’t even have that much time. I was having trouble doing the math in my head, so I whipped out my calculator to determine how many days it would take him to invest that much time. I came up with 688 days… Not correct, but not bad. When he arrived for class, Nick and I brought the problem of his 20,000 hours into discussion. He had no idea what we were talking about. In fact, when we checked iGroups again, it had been reduced to twenty hours – which we couldn’t really contest.

Battling Generals of the Shadow World, Pepin the Cockroach

I was part of a team of dreamers battling with dark forces. Basically, we would go to sleep in a certain formation in the same room to share dreams, then we would track down generals of the shadow world to eliminate them. One general was too powerful for us to defeat in his native world, so we sent him to a new one: a world the size of a small bedroom. Only the garden contained within the box existed in this universe. All of us but one traveled to a third world to wait while the strongest among us battled with the general in the box world. We received a noisy telepathic signal from him and decided it was worth investigating. As the second strongest in our group, I volunteered to check on him.

By the time I reached our box world, I no longer recognized any part of it. The boundaries of the world had been warped and extended. The garden had been turned into a winter landscape with an icy river flowing through it. As I approached the river, sections of the ice reached out to grab me. The general had fused with the essence of the world. In effect, he was the very snow beneath my feet. I took flight to separate myself from my opponent. Somehow, I got the idea to pour pepper on him. When I doused the snow in pepper, it began to sizzle. The general screamed. I descended with my pepper shaker and coated the river’s edge in pepper. He was deathly allergic, so it didn’t take long for this to significantly weaken him. I called one of the other members of our group, a woman a few years younger than me. She was impressed with my work, but since we were out of pepper, there wasn’t any way to replicate this if the general recovered sooner than expected. We decided we would just have to kill him there. I summoned Symphony and had her fire a dream discharger blast into the core of the world. The general died, and the world began to melt… It gradually morphed back into the box world we created. I promised that I would buy a new pepper shaker to replace the empty one.

The dream jumped. I was sitting in Nicole’s living room with her when Jack Pepin walked into the house. I wasn’t pleased to see him, especially when he informed us that he “might have” stolen some money from her mom’s car. I recalled putting some money in there in case we went out to buy something and didn’t have enough cash in our wallets. It took me a while, but I came to the conclusion that we had left $27 in there. Pepin wouldn’t tell me how much money he took, nor would he return it. I went to the car to check. Since there was $7 left, I assumed he took a $20 bill. I tried to get him to return the money again, but he still refused. As I was considering calling the police, they called me.

I explained the situation to them calmly. The cop didn’t understand why I had put money in the car in the first place – as if it mattered. At the end of my story, the officer said he didn’t think there was anything he could do for me. He offered to scare Pepin, at least… As I was trying to negotiate something, our call began to break up. The officer couldn’t hear anything I was saying. Eventually, he hung up on me. I waited for police to arrive, but no one came… So I decided it was in my hands. I walked out into the backyard and saw Nicole and Pepin setting up a boxing ring. I climbed into it. Pepin was wearing boxing gloves, but I didn’t bother. I rolled up my sleeves and balled my fists. Before he knew what was happening, my fist was half an inch away from his face. I left him in a ball on the floor of the boxing ring, covered in bruises.

A few minutes later – when Pepin recovered from his beating – he offered to buy me something to resolve the problem. It wasn’t the solution I’d been asking for, but it was better than nothing. When I asked what he had in mind, however, he started talking about things I could buy for him. I glared at him as he went on and on about how much he’d like to have my shoes, my pants, and so on. I interrupted to explain that I wasn’t going to give anything of mine to him or buy anything for him. In particular, I had no intention of giving away my only good pair of shoes… I turned Pepin into a white cockroach as punishment for his theft and failure to cooperate.

It was around 11 PM. I explained to Nicole that I needed to get back to my campus as soon as possible. I still needed to buy pepper and get a good night’s rest before my classes in the morning. As I prepared to leave, I caught Pepin the Cockroach trying to break into the car and steal the remaining $7. I stepped on him several times until he stopped moving. Phil came into the garage shortly after to explain that he had contacted the police. They were on their way to search Pepin. Unfortunately, since I just killed him, there was nothing for them to investigate except murder… I decided it was better to have them search his house instead. Nicole was able to figure out his address and tell the police where to go when they pulled into the driveway.

As I drove down Nicole’s street later, I secretly hoped the police would find drugs at Pepin’s house. I sensed that although I had killed him, he would be back to suffer the consequences. I started wondering where I was going… The road was dark and surrounded by thick forest. I vaguely understood that I was looking for the train station since it was too late to ride a bus into the city. The more I thought about it, the less sense it made… How would I get the car back to Nicole’s house? I should have brought someone else with me. I turned down a road that looked familiar and realized with dismay that it just looped back on itself. After some more wandering, I came to a highway I recognized. The ten-way intersection was far less familiar than the highway itself…

The dream jumped. I was at a convenience store on my campus. I floated around the store looking for pepper until the girl from my dream warrior group appeared. She explained that she already bought a new pepper shaker. She asked if I wanted to hear her sing in an opera. I explained that I was about to go to bed, but she promised to keep it brief, so I agreed. She took me to an opera hall where the latest performance was about to end. They were scheduled to perform one more time that night – at midnight. This girl would play the lead role in the midnight performance. She managed to get me a front row seat before she ran backstage to get ready.

The dream jumped. I didn’t make it back to my room until well after midnight. I slumped into bed and closed my eyes…

Privacy of Dreams

I was at my parents’ original house in Texas with Nicole. She kept trying to read my dream journal. Every time she tried to take it from me, I put my hand on it and warned her not to read it. My explanation for maintaining privacy was simple: there were some dreams I didn’t want anyone else to read, including her. If I wanted her to read them, they would be publicly available online. She wasn’t satisfied with this answer, though…

“Why do you dream about things you don’t want me to know about?” she asked. I just sighed and told her not to break my trust. When she went downstairs, I hid the dream journal in my desk.

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