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I was in a room. It seems like night. I was looking for someone or something. The room is inside a several-storey apartment. Not sure how many floors there were. It looks... old. Some parts were wooden while others were cemented. The furniture added to the "old" look because they look used. Dark green.

I ended up in a floor where a girl was sitting. There's something like a veranda in that area. I'm not sure how young or old she was. At times, it felt like she's young, like 12 years old, but she seems too "tall" even though she's sitting on a chair. I asked a question about the thing/person I'm looking for. She said something about not seeing it here. She also mentioned something about God. I made a snide remark/question about it, but I made it while I was "walking away." Not exactly walking "away," because I was facing her while walking down a stairs, and the railing is blocking our view of each other. She was looking at me, looking like she wants to say something as I disappeared down the stairs.

I was in Rob's place. I remember thinking about crystal and food.

I was sitting in my room, and coding something in C++ using my laptop. I went to check something on younger sisters PC, which had worse CPU, but better GPU. Suddenly I realised that it's brand new PC. It was full of random stuff, sisters files and games, although it worked worse than my laptop. I tried to check something on it, but then a weird, stupid cartoon about game developers appeared on my laptop. I closed it, but the sounds were still on. I used my flash memory to get some files, but I realise that I've got powerful virus on it. It was named KermitExt, and it was responsible for explosions of random devices. I also realised that I have a micro chip in my jacket, with the same virus. I went out of my home, and police came. Someone had the same trouble. They took him to the police station. A woman working with them come to me, and I told her what's going on. I went to the building where my friend was working. It was a skyscraper of big, global corporation. I entered it, and looked for my friend, a general programmer. I was searching for him. Whole building was new. Looking for my friend I mistakenly went through the wrong corridor. I entered the dining hall. It was full of antique, wooden furniture. I've came back to entrance, and asked where his office is. I went the right corridor, and went a little too far. I cam back, and entered his office. It was dark, the dim light of PC screen the room gave somehow moody feeling to this room. It was more like a house room, than the office. It was bedroom, kitchen and workplace in one. I saw him. Male, close to his thirties, black hair and grey eyes. He was laying in bed with a woman. Blonde, also close to her thirties, but stunningly beautiful. I showed him my jacket and flash memory. He started to work on some code, and told me that it's done, but after a while screen of his PC exploded. Alarm has turned on. We were running towards emergency exit on the rooftop, to wait of a helicopter. As we runned, the world startedd rolling and turning upside down. It was hard but I made it. When we opened the emergency exit doors, the world has already turned to the side. We've fallen and grabbed railings. We were hanging there. We couldn't see anything in the surroundings, just sky. I tried to climb, but after a while the rail I hold broke, and I've fallen into the other side of building. The woman that was with my friend did the same, and we both fallen into the skyscraper that hasn't turned to its side. I don't know what happened to the rest, asa the world was turning all the time. We ran through office areas. Everything was badly damaged, but we ran outside. There were two bikes, just waiting for us. We drove with them through the road in the middle nowhere. It was dark, cold and cloudy night. We were driving, but suddenly car appeared from the other side. I told her to stop, and turn the lamp in bike off. Someone went out of car, and started shooting. After they shot somebody, they drove away.

** I finally went back through my dream journal and actually counted the number of times that I got lucid. 12 over 3 months almost exactly, this one being the only one I actually accomplished something I set out to do. Will backlog only those and another day as this takes too long haha.

150104 1:00AM Lucid # 12 - Task of the Month

8:32AM

Myself and a roommate arrive in a parking lot in a former roommate's car. I immediately begin to question my reality (it feels like a dream).Tell him to do a reality check and do the same. Confirmed.

"What should we do?" I ask. "I dunno," he replies. Typical. (He is one of my best friends and the closest to my interest level in lucid dreaming. He's been in my dreams before and is never any help at all.)

"We can do anything, here, check it out." Remembering the task of the month I make a crate appear in front of me next to the car. I open it, remove a firework (8" classic looking rocket), stick it into a nearby patch of grass, and light it. In hindsight I never had a lighter or even considered that I might need a lighter. The daytime sky lights up even more with a massive explosion as I say "BOOM" and make an explosion gesture with my arms.

Not able to remember any other tasks I turn to him and say, "lets drive to the moon." "Yes!" He replies immediately. At least he isn't working against me. I get into the car, making sure to sit in the drivers seat (my first lucid with any amount of control, #7 when I get around to posting it, he was a getaway driver for me and was absolutely terrible).

Start the car. The former roommate's (whose car it is) girlfriend is standing in the middle of the parking lot. RC. Still dreaming. I'm excited and want to get to the moon so I just mow her over. My companion is upset about this. I tell him that since it's a dream she is completely fine. I swing the car around to prove it and she is standing right where she was before. I hit another car on the way out of the parking lot and onto the road.

At this point my companion has changed from my roommate to the former roommate whose car it is. I tell him to upgrade the car. He does nothing (this is basically exactly the same as what happened in lucid #7). I continue driving. We are driving down a hill on the side of a peninsula with an incredible view of my current city across a bay. And I mean incredible. I can see everything.

"I'm pretty sure that we aren't going to be able to drive to the moon..." I tell my companion as we drive. At this point I remember the task of the month with the crystal ball but decide that it wouldn't be safe for me to attempt that while driving. I tell him to upgrade the car again, and again nothing.

"Just push a button and say 'Upgrade'." He complies. As he does the car is thrown into the air and we are very airborne over the bay. Mid air the car switches into a helicopter and I begin to fly towards the city. After about 10 seconds, however, the helicopter disappears and we plunge into the water below.

I try to stay calm and remind myself that this is a dream but eventually succumb to panic and wake up.

With a visual migraine, I lay in bed watching the pretty colors swirl around in fractal patterns of beautiful blues, reds, and yellow geometric shapes that grow and pulse with bright color. Suddenly I'm in a dream and am trying to use metal chop sticks on an electrical outlet... I get electrocuted of course and wake up.

150106 11:00PM

6:25AM Rather vague

Side of road waiting to get into Minivan. Monarch butterfly migratory event. Nearby trees are full of colour (I grew up near Point Pelee national park which has a similar event every year). Mom is driving. Car is full, I shotty bucket seat. MP3 player.

Arrive at waterfront marin/terminal to pick up drugs. Attendant says that the guy who sells isn't in today. Asks us to clean flood/boat for him. "Definitely not". Go check if guy is there. Family (5 people) at cash register instead of dealer. Go back and ask why they don't help him clean. Grab backpack with cousin. Ask about plan.

Porn scene. Girl is acting strange because she wants to finish. Beach house. Girl leaves and then comes back at night. I exit the room and enter a classroom. Kids are dressed as if for Halloween. Teacher tells me that I shouldn't be there. Say that I should and demonstrate knowledge of class through observation.

150105 10:45PM

1:46AM Missed dream sign (confusion)

Am on a house tour with my mother and grandmother. The house is painted completely white except with very colourful borders and drawings (like children might paint). One drawing is of iPods. Painting incomplete. Owners upstairs. I;m looking for a washroom. Done tour. Given keys and directions and told to get car to pick people up. Leave house.

Start following directions and arrive at a building and try to go through. Is an old hotel/church that has been converted into a pool party. Get through rooms by walking through holes in the walls. The maids are dancing around in swim suits but are still cleaning. Eventually manage to get out of building. Was given bad directions and have to change where I am going to find car.

4:25AM

Dark souls II type dream. I am running around trying not to get killed. I'm not as strong as my roommate so I have to just run through while being followed by lots of bad guys.

Mr. Noodle/Instant soup discussion. The pros/cons of keeping the steam trapped.

6:23AM Strangest dream for me in a while...

We have arrived at Pemberton (a music festival). I am walking around to try and get a feel for the grounds. 1st encounter is with a very drunk girl from Calgary. I can barely understand her. I make fun of newfies with her for a bit then dump her with a mutual friend.

Need to go to washroom. Toilets are nasty and full of people doing drugs (cocaine, oxy). Go to washroom. Person jumps into the stall just as I finish but before I leave and starts snorting MDMA.

Go into the hallway. Person throws volleyball at me. Wants me to spin it. Person w/ kid drops sunscreen. Try to catch it.Slide it back to him.

Run into roommate and tell him what I am up to (getting a feel for the grounds). He confirms that the date is June 31st. He is poiing (which he can do IRL) and is amazing.

There is a kids concert going on during the day. They are playing EDM but with people singing covers of the vocal tracks. Needless to say it's terrible.

Go around back towards washrooms. Very dark. See someone as say we should put some lights up her tomorrow for people's safety. Guy jokes about rats. I look around and notice 3 orphaned lambs wandering from bush to bush. I follow them and arrive at a decaying sheep carcass. There are worm/flies/slugs scattered around. Flies begin to touch my head and I begin to feel maggots growing in my scalp. Disgusted. Wake up.

Fall back asleep into cut scene of myself as an old man arriving at a shore in a canoe and collapsing. Hear tiger sounds. A huge animatronic tiger with robotic spider legs appears from over a ledge (it's legs are taller than me, torso about eye level) that first tries to intimidate then welcomes me. End.

I have a paper DJ. Have been meaning to put some here for a while so I;ll just start at the most recent and work backwards.

150109 11:45PM

7:20AM Very vague dream fragments. Went to the washroom before focusing on recall (this happens way too often)


- Boating in a canal. Water feels higher than normal, possibly flooding.

- In a hotel room with my cousin. I hand him a bong-key chain that was supplied to me by my rugby team.

- Bunch of tulips and a single rose on the ground in front of me. Under an underpass (recognize the area from past dreams). Am texting my father and sister about an electronic drum set. Also talking about an event that I missed because I thought that it was tomorrow.

150108 10:30PM No Recall

150107 11PM

6:20AM Very hectic, disorganized but detailed dream

I am in a hotel room with some coworkers who are trying to get me to listen to a guided meditation that one of them has recorded. I listen to it for a bit (there were either cartoons on the TV or the person's voice was cartoonish) but then call it quits and take a nap. I need to head a few blocks away for my half sister's birthday party but decide to leave my change of clothes at the hotel room knowing that I have to do something later but that I'll be able to get back in time to change.

I arrive at the birthday party and enjoy it for what seems like seconds before I realize that I need to leave and that I'm going to be late for something! But first I need keys!

I head outside to look for them. My friend's car is blocked into an awkward parking spot but it's small and we can lift it out with ease. We are surrounded by cats as we do so. I get the keys from him and begin to walk home.

I arrive in a building and observe so dream characters being administered a set of math based logic problems. One keeps trying to answer the question using triangles while the tester keeps hinting that he should be using circles. I go upstairs with them where I explain that the test proves that we are 9x smarter than the previous generation and that the generation that follows will be 27x smarter than us. We play video games but soon I am late again and need to leave.

I start walking towards home but realize that I will never make it in time and need to take a car2go (this is a ride share program in parts of Canada and the US). The first 3 that I find are all taken. I finally manage to spot one that hasn't been claimed on a side street, sprint over to it, and sign in.

I get into the car and the road in front of me is immediately blocked by a mother unloading her car. I reverse to the main street. Start driving again. Someone is pouring asphalt into a pothole. Swerve around. The next block a group of people are crossing the street with a fully erect fence. Swerve around that also. Finally make it out of the neighbourhood into where there is more traffic flow and...... I can't remember where I am going. I am extremely frustrated (my #1 dream sign, damn) and call in sick to work since I will be late anyways. I calm down and then begin to drive again. Brief awakening.

I am a low key house party with some of my friends and decide that I would like to go for a walk. There is roomba on the curb by the house playing music to indicate where the party is. As I near it I notice some more people coming to the party. I duck behind a tree because I don't really want to talk to anyone and thinking that they will be disappointed with the quality of the party that they are arriving at.

I walk into a random house a few doors down. There are large men cheering loudly around a pool table. My in dream guess was that they were kiwis and rugby players. I grab a rather expensive pool cue and wait for my turn to shoot but get bored and decide to leave with it as well as a cowboy hat.

I return home to hide my loot. Everyone is gearing down to watch a boring movie. I decide to leave again and walk over to a nearby apartment building. As I enter the building I sense that the big guys I've stolen from are following me however both the people and what I have stolen has changed. I have the loot on me so I leave it by the entrance with an apology note and begin to climb the stairs. They don't accept the note and want to catch and punish and begin the climb the stairs after me. I eventually reach the top and am soon cornered. I don't want them to catch me so just as they arrive I burst out from where I am hiding out of a window. As I do so I pull the shoot and base jump (stolen) to safety while peppering them with yellow paintballs (also stolen). I land safely and begin to run away while a DC girl from the party earlier chases after me and tries to get me to stop. Wake

*Phew. That took a while to translate from my shorthand into something that was readable (almost an hour). I'm gonna continue transferring these over as they're written (shorthand) to save some time. I'll have to work on my storytelling at a later date...

From what i can recall i was in the kitchen getting popcorn. My nephew was around and he was about to go downstairs to play games with my brothers and their friends."Wait! Do you want popcorn?" I ask him. He thinks about it "Uhh....Ok!" he said taking some with his hand out of the bag than running downstairs.I decide to go downstairs too but after i finish walking down a hand grabs me. I turn to see an old friend of my brother that i don't see anymore. I than turn away."Why won't you look at me?"he asks."Just let go of me!"I say than walk away.

I walk to the room that was my younger brother's room. But when i look inside it is my parent's room now. They were trying to sleep with the lights on. I try to take a device that looks like a GameCube but can't get it loose. My dad gets annoyed and tells me to hurry up."Wait, Wheres the plug?" I ask. For some reason though i just drop the cube thing and start moving boxes from the left to the right."These boxes are hard to move"i say as I'm picking up a box.

Suddenly a man who seems to be the delivery man appears."Here, let me help you."He said than took the boxes and put them to the side."Be careful!You almost stepped in the toilet!" shouts my mom. I look down to see a toilet on the floor
"Ew.I almost put my feet in there."I think to myself. I leave to the room in front of the room i was in and notice someone banging on the door that leads to the backyard."Mom...There's someone trying to break the door down!" I said than put another white door in front of the door the guy was banging on.He laughs than takes out a gun ready to shoot me. "Mom!!!"I shout.

My mom than changes to a pregnant blonde lady. She sighs than says "Fine...I guess i'm going to have to help you out." The bad guy breaks in and the pregnant lady changes into a dark skin teenager than beats the bad guy up."Next time you won't be so lucky!"she says than laughs. She makes it clear she doesn't like me and leaves with a guy who I assume was her friend. I get up than look to the backyard. My cousin is around and I see a red 3DS sitting on a chair."I wonder what game is inside" I think than turn the power on. On the screen a small rpg like hamster is chewing on the dirt making the area pink. I laugh than notice my cousin looking at me."I'm going to play the 3DS for now."I tell her than look at the screen.

Now I'am viewing everything as if i'm inside the game."Ooooo~" This place was different but it reminded me of super Mario 64 because i could run around in a 3d type of environment. I started to collect stars that randomly popped up. I could hear my cousin's voice saying i was doing really good and that i had collected more stars than her."Yayy!" I say happily running around and jumping."This is my new favorite game!The creators did a good job in making this game!" I say. After a bit i stop playing and i'am now in the hallway walking to my older brother's room. But its different and i feel like its my room.When i go into the room i see my uncle looking in a closet at colorful shoes and my dad there talking about how i have so many shoes."Why are you guys looking at my shoes?" I ask. I than notice one of the sneakers has a golf mark on it. I think about how cool it is than close the closet and walk upstairs.

When i go upstairs into the living room i see a tall guy with a male kimono like garment and he is wearing white paint or a mask that's decorated.He is sitting on a chair casual like,talking to a female in the kitchen who is either washing the dishes or getting ready to cook something. I stare at his piercing eye. It is like a silver clear light blue color with the pupil looking like a owl or cat shape eye."Come on!" he says to the female trying to persuade her."I said no." she says. He than notices me and lays his head on the table either pretending to be asleep or pretending he is dead."Oh, so your going to act like you had a heart attack now?" the female says than laughs.I walk closer and the guy opens his eyes. His eyeball's were moving around sort of funny as he was observing me.

"Hello wandering traveler!What brings you here into this wondrous world filled with adventure?" I say to him. He says hello than just stares at me than looks away."You have beautiful eyes.Why won't you look at me? I have beautiful eyes too you know?" I said to him. It seemed like he didn't really know what to do or say so i said to him "Its a great day for adventure! Tell me. What do you think is your life purpose or your destiny? Let us go fulfill it together!" I said cheerfully. "My life purpose huh...."He says thinking than stands up and a small wind blows. I look at his face and it looks like a bird mask is on him now."My life purpose is to show you where the hidden treasure is!"he says taking my hand."Follow me!" he said than took me downstairs to my brother's room but it feels like my room. Although there are bunk beds present and it sounds like people are trying to escape something outside."Wait here. I'll be right back."He says than leaves. I wait for a bit than wake up. OTL He ditched me.

The Cat Witch

I was on my bed ready to go into the kitchen to eat some breakfast."I wonder what i'm going to eat today..." I think to myself. I can hear my family talking and wonder why my mom hasn't gone to work yet. When i look in the kitchen everyone is preparing themselves a breakfast. But than my mom pushes my older brother."Don't touch me!" she says. Everyone is surprised. My dad asks whats wrong to my mom but she stays quiet."Mom...Why did you push him like that?" I ask. It seemed as if she was really disgusted by him."He was too close to me." She replied. "Oh...So...Why didn't you go to work today?" I ask. She gives me a answer that is related to Christmas.I start to notice her hair changing too."But Christmas vacation is over already" I say.

"Wait a minute!Your not my mom!"I say pointing at her. She tries to run down stairs but i grab her. It almost appears as if she is getting a buzz cut hair style on her head."Let go of me!" She says than changes into a cat. I try to grab her than yell "Witch!" just for the fun of the chase. I manage to grab her and give her a hug. My older brother was trying to help me catch her too so he was by my side. I told him "Look the old witch lady is going to change into a nice person just by me hugging her." I can see now she is very short and looks like a cartoon/anime witch. She is laughing happily but than changes into a bluish grayish cat and tries to get away again."Come back here!" I say trying to catch her. Me and my brother finally manage to catch her before she went under a dining table. I hold her and look at her face. It looks like she is smiling at me. My vision begins to swirl and the setting changes.

It is night time and I'am now a anime school girl in a anime world. But i feel like i'm inside a dream. I'm outside a school and notice a guy yelling out the window at some other guy. He seems like a bully so i stand up for the guy that seems like the victim."What did you say!?" Says the bully who starts chasing me. The world seems like a maze of houses put in random places. I run inside a building and a couple of guys go inside. There are lots of people and game looking characters inside the place that looks like a airport/lunch room.

One of the bully's friends walks with me and asks me what i think of the place. I say its cool than walk over to a lunch table
There is a guy laughing who says "You know me! I watched Stephanie's two porn videos. She sounded really good!" Than a chubby chick in a yellow sleeping gown says "Look, I can make a good sound too!" I think about how weird they are and wake up.

Candy Land

I was watching a video about the upcoming release of a adventure time movie where princess bubblegum puts a secret ninja candy girl person in jail.But she breaks out and trys to save the kingdom. It felt like I was inside the video and i thought to myself "Wow...This is really good.I have to watch it when it comes out." As i'm thinking that i'm also running through the candy land's market place. I jump over things and bump into people but stop when i notice my mom.

She shows me a market place where a dark green blackish feather colored small chubby birdie was."Can i touch him?"I ask.My sister than appears and says "Of course you can touch him. That's why they put him there."I grab him but than he hops off. "Oh no! Where'd he go!?" I ask looking frantically on the floor. I see a piled of feathers and assume its him. "Hes still alive.Look hes right over there"My sister says pointing in a direction.I than see a anime guy with long orange hair.He puts a scarf around me than takes it off as if it was a trick. Than walks me to what seems like my house.

I suddenly want to kiss him and do other things with him and he starts to hold me in the corner of what is now my parents bedroom. But before we can do anything Dawn walks in the room."Oh no." I said.I tried to get the orange hair guy to let go but he held me back."Let go of me!"I shout. He lets me go and Dawn walks to a bed to the side of the room and lays down in a way that makes him seem like a cool guy."You don't have to say anything.Its sort of like how humans like to get drunk. They show their love-"Dawn said but i cut him off and told him i wasn't going to do anything than left the room and woke up.