22.12.2009Top Gear (DILD) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Me and my two friends Darren and Hugh were guest presenters on Top Gear. So including Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond, there were six of us. We decided to have a race round the Top Gear track. We were allowed to use any method of getting round. I went for roller blades. I became semi-lucid around here. I say "semi" because although I knew it was a dream, it didn't feel like "me" controlling everything I did. Kind of like a very close copy of myself, doing stuff I would do. It was night time. I took off round the track in my roller blades, reaching incredible speed. I was supposed to get round to the finish line ASAP, but I was having too much fun. I lifted off the ground slightly and flew over some grassy areas. There was one big hill in the middle of the track. I got up a lot of speed and flew off the top of it like a ramp. I shot up into the night sky, nearly at the clouds, then the wind caught me and I was blown backwards. I fell all the way back to the ground but landed on my feet.
22.12.2009Just Warmin' up the Core (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I was left in charge of a nuclear power station. It was a small concrete room underground, with a grey chair 1.5m off the ground in front of a computer terminal. To get down to the room, I had to drain a large, artificial, underground lake. I assume the lake was on top of the power station for extra security or something. There were only like two buttons on the terminal- a knob controlling intensity of heating and an on/off switch. There was also a dial to tell what temperature the "core" was at. Apparently the main reactor was waaay further underground. I was powering down the core before bed one night, when I fell asleep sitting there. I was in a really uncomfortable position but didn't wake up until the morning. I woke up when I got a call from my friend Hugh, telling me to "Warm up the core." This I dutifully did. I then picked up a jar of peanut butter which had appeared beside me and started scooping out and eating it with my finger.
abridged I am a dark African sitting in a grass hut on a swamp somewhere on the dream plane. I have a necklaces of animal bones around my neck, and feathers coming out of my head. I have thick dreadlocks. There are all kinds of voodoo shit hanging about. Raven enters with MoSh, Tigress and Loaf. MoSh is half snake, but no one seems to notice. Loaf is half vampire, half werewolf. Tigress is a werewolf. Raven is Queen of Night. "We have come to seek the guidance of the Night Shaman," says Raven. "What is it you desiyah??" "We desire the Great Red Ruby of Foresight atop the Mountain of Despair." "Oh, no. You don' wan go dere! You goin' die. You all goin' die many many deaths." "Just tell us how to get there." "Me not know if you be deservin'. Are you strong? Are you wise ones? Are you... in unity? If not, you will die, die like a snake writhin' in th' sun! You must accomplish de task of Fiyah firs'! Outside dere is a large swamp tree, with a hollow arch. Walk t'rough de tree. You will find you in de Hell of Hells. Bring me de One Watah Drop in all of Hells, and you will prove to me dat you have de strength it gon' take. NOW GO!" They eye me suspiciously, but turn and leave. I cast enchantments upon them of protection, energy and power to assist them in their trial. Q appears next to me. Do you think they'll make it, Professor X? Well, Q, it's my Danger Room. I can turn it off if they lose lucidity or get lost in pain. I am going to give you an AI orb with a portion of my power. This orb will guide you in my will, and stay with you when I am awake. I summon a small silver orb, and put a piece of my sentience into it. I hand it to Q. Q10 appears. Q hands the orb to him. I wake up in some remote viewer facility. "Good job, sir. You have successfully joined the Dream Corps of the CIA Remote Viewing Project, Dreamgate." "NO YOU BASTARDS! LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Code BLUE CODE BLUE WE HAVE A LIVE ONE! I run out of the room. I am in a huge underground base in a mountain. I run down a catwalk. I don't know where I am going. I have to get the fuck out of there. I feel needle in my back. I collapse to the floor. I wake up strapped to a table in an operating room. "You have already betrayed your friends. Oh, yes, you fool. You signed on the dotted line when you slept, you idiot. Don't remember, do you? Too bad your recall sucks." 'NO YOU'RE A LYING FUCK." THey show me a video of me signing a document in blood in an interrogation room. "That's not me, you asshole, that's some CGI actor or something." SILENCE. And now, we torture you for your insolence. Release the straps. I try to get up. I can't move. You have been given a paralyzing anesthetic. You can't move for the next forty-five minutes. Yet, you will feel all the pain and torment as we slice you open, and examine what makes you tick. I see in the reflection of the crazy doctor's eye, a jaguar face. I am confused. They slice me open, and I scream. I feel no pain. They remove my guts, and play catch with my liver. I realize it must be a dream. I feel a dark fire burning inside me. I roar, and stand up from the table. CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS. DREAMER IS MANIFESTING BEAST SELF. I grab the doctor, and bite his head off, then spit it on the floor. The others back away. WHO ELSE WANTS THEIR FUCKING DREAMS HAUNTED FOR ETERNITY? I shoot claws at all their eyes, then fly through many floors until I get outside the mountain. Goddamned spooks in jet packs are awaiting me. I call out to Koomo, as the RV Templars hit me with a knock out drug. Fuck yo tranq, beeyotch! This is MY DREAM! I begin to fall. Michael catches me. Man-bats appear out of portals, and we battle the Templars. I soon see my friends from the first part of the dream come and join me. We kick ass. Loaf runs through the mountain, affixing bombs to the pillars. He hands me the detonator. BOOM! We fly back to the Moon, and rest.
21.12.2009Vortex (DEILD) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I was finishing off a dream about being in a car crash in the middle of a busy freeway when I felt myself waking up. I tried to re-insert myself. I was sitting back on the ground next to a concrete divider thing in the middle of the freeway. I got up and looked around. The road wasn't as busy as before- there was just one bus coming towards me, and slowing down. It stopped beside me and the door opened. The driver said threateningly, "Get in or else..." He pointed a gun at me. I got on, just to see how this would play out. To annoy the driver, I ripped off the door and threw it away. Crowded round the middle of the bus was a group of guys with big guns, all glaring at me. I sat down and thought about what I could do to "fuck up their shit". I tried to make the bus fly, but couldn't manage it. I decided instead to try and suck the whole bus and its contents into a vortex, and leaving them all compressed to the size of a tennis ball. I focused my attention on a speck of dust floating directly in front of me, and increased the gravity around it. It glowed light blue. Soon, pieces of rubbish and loose items started getting sucked in and jammed together. The larger items and the people were unaffected so far, so I concentrated really hard. In the end I just hurt my head and woke up.
20.12.2009Duelling My Subconscious (WILD) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID My memory of this dream is somewhat warped, in that I can't remember what order things happened in. There were a lot of FA's which chopped it up a bit- most of which I was 100% sure were real. FA 1: I was in my bed, really disoriented. I had no idea what was going on, and I had a suspicion I might still be asleep, so I tried to roll out of my body. First to the right, where I rolled about half a metre into my desk which moved a good foot or so. Then I did a 180 degree spin so my head was at the bottom of the bed. This didn't even convince me. By this time my various blankets were a real mess, and I tried half-assedly to fix them and went "back to sleep". What convinces me I was asleep (apart from the easy 180 degree rotation), was that I had an extra yellow blanket. FA 2: I was in the bathroom of my old house, looking in the mirror. My vision was a bit blurry, but I put this down to having just got out of bed. I was thinking about lucid dreaming at the time, doing my ususal mental exercise, "How would I even know if this was a dream, they're always so realistic!" I tapped the wall beneath the mirror with my knuckles, just to reassure myself of reality. I was literally 110% sure I was awake, it was so lifelike. Just for that extra guarantee, I looked at my left hand. About seven fingers! "No fuckin' way," I murmured. It had been about a week since I'd had a lucid experience of this quality and I was very pleased. I went out of the bathroom and found myself in my current house. It was dark outside, I could see through the glass on the front door, which was at the bottom of the stairs. My mum was trying to get the cat inside and lock up. I went down to help. Strangely, there were two cats which looked identical. I picked up the imposter by mistake and it scratched my face. My cat is friendly, so I decided it wasn't that one. I looked to my right, and saw a blonde guy getting into a yellow lambourghini. I wanted a go in his car, so I called over to him. He glared at me and sped off. Annoyed, I hovered up to streetlight height and flew after him. Before I even left my driveway, I was slowed by an invisible force. I turned round, and saw a guy about my age with his arm outstretched. It seemed he was using telekenisis to keep me from flying away. He was looking at me evily. I descended to waist height and prepared to take him on. From looking at him, I could somehow tell that his name was Johnny, and he was no ordinary DC. I tried to blast him out of the way, or throw him with telekenisis, but he resisted my efforts. As I thought about what I could use next, he created a fireball in his palm and hurled it at me. I dodged it, and sent one back. The fireball looked like heavily compressed fire. It was completely spherical, and much brighter than I expected. It looked like I was winning, until he sent out his Pokémon. Yes, Pokémon. I can't remember what Pokémon it was or what move it used, but it quickly overwhelmed me. I accidentally lost touch with the dream. At the time I figured it was probably due to lack of sensory input. I was just flying around, not touching anything. Or it might just have been the end of a REM cycle.
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20.12.2009In a Bush (DILD) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I was walking down my street with a girl I used to see, talking about some disease that everybody was catching. It was a warm, sunny day. I went into a petrol station and bought a packet of Wine Gums, then we headed further up the street. During this time, the girl got the disease. Apparently, all it did was make her randy as hell. She whipped off her top and dragged me into a bush, where she started kissing me like she was trying to eat my face. A while later, I was in a large house. I had just spent the night with the girl and was looking for my clothes scattered around the upstairs. I spotted my red jacket over a chair in the landing and went over to get it. It was beside an old man, and I was naked. This turned me lucid, due to the embarrassingness of the situation. I put the jacket round my waist, then took a running leap off the top of the stairs. I flew too fast, and smacked off the wall above the front door. I lost lucidity very quickly, because soon I was participating in some bizzare healing ritual where about six of us stood in a circle with arms linked, raised in the air. I think we were trying to heal the girl I was with before, who was still upstairs.
19.12.2009Ask Hell! (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID This one was straight up-weird and very dark. Not like my normal dreams at all. I can barely remember it, but what I do remember is strange. I was in the upstairs of my granny's old house. There were a couple of other people around, I don't know who, but they were definitely female. Somebody had just died, and I needed to talk to them. One of the people I was with said I should "Ask Hell," if I could speak to them. The way to do this was to get a tin can, fill it with water, then talk to it. I did as instructed, and looked down at the water in the can. The world around me went dark, shadowy-black. I could vaguely see what was around me, but it all looked like an old sepia photo. A demonic face appeared in the water, and it started to boil. I asked about the person I wanted to get in contact with, but my request to speak to them was denied. The face talked (in a hissing/rumbling voice) about how people in hell don't get those kind of privileges, and started laughing. For some reason I started crying. The water in the tin was nearly boiled all the way to the bottom. As it was disappearing, I asked, "Am I going to hell when I die?" The fizzing remains of the water-faced demon shook its head. Then the scene went back to normal and the water was gone. I felt extremely relieved, I was genuinely expecting the demon to say yes.
Here's another one for ya. Let me preface this by saying I'm Bisexual. If this bothers anyone you don't have to read. This is not explicit..it's sweet. I had a friend in school. Let's call him R. I loved him deeply. I never told him, just being his friend was enough. My dream.......We were in the lunch room at school. I became lucid immediately. I decided to try something. I grabbed R's Hand, and told him this was a dream and this would probably be the last time I'd see him. I pressed my lips to his. Oh guys I could taste him. I told him I loved him and ended the dream. I thought was a great dream for closure. Mick
I am shooting large stone blocks out of me, then retracting them back with my astral tentacles on the Moon. Raven: What are you doing, Nomad? I am training, baby! BOOM blocks! Leave me alone! Raven: Uh... what? Did you just call me baby? Why are you acting so weird? Probably because I am not lucid. You know this is a dream? Yes. But, I am currently unaware of physical reality. So, you don't know you have a body on earth, on another plane? Hmm... sounds like a fading memory. Oh well. BOOM, BEEYOTCH, BOOM! Clouds of Moon dust fly up.
abridged I am in a pirate radio station in a grass hut in the City of Nowhere. I am shooting out radio waves from an antenna on the top of the Temple. YO, WHAT'S UP DREAMERS? This is Nomad, Juargawn, Nate, Indigo, whatever you want to call me, I am The God of Lucidity, broadcasting from the MOON BABY, YEAH! Tonight we have a line up of some kick ass drum'n'bass, glitch, and DUBSTEP, MU-FUKKAS! And I will play the didjeridoo with my mouth into the mic tonight. How can I do it? THIS IS A DREAM, BABY! THIS IS A FUCKING DREAM! I fly through the roof. I sense myself in many dreams, in many dimensions. I cover myself in dream-orbs like armor. I shoot them into as many dreams as possible. Yeah! I am the funky monkey goat god, Pan-Cannabis! Bachus Magnus! I fly through your dreams on wings of power! I go back to the Temple, and sit on the landing pad. Francis, Aphrodite, Sarnox, and Guargawn join me. "Now if I could only remember my regular lucid dreams like this... hmmm..." A man walks up the steps proclaiming himself Mayor of Nowhere. I say "Go ahead, as long as you don't act like an asshole." He snickers at this and says he got elected. I don't trust him. I see he has a parasite on his back. I pounce on him, and rip the parasite off. The man coughs, and seems weak. I give him some water. He says The Bastards did it to him. The Bastards? The Conquistadores, mufukka! Damn. He says they were controlling his words and actions remotely. He says he is Juan from long ago, the guy with the sentient plants. *** We have a huge battle, and fight off Templars with sentient plants turned to their will. I summon swarms of locusts which devour the plants. Lady Datura says the plants are fools.
for some reason I was on a weird vehicle like thing and we were driving our way to the end of something, context aside... I was faced with several very very intimidating and scary enemies. I had to kill them while avoiding harm myself, all this time I was on the vehicle. It was very intense... Perhaps the most intense dream I had ever experienced.. I only wish I could remember it all...
In my dream we went to some sort of university. There were cats. We were in a group meeting and then went to pick something up. At the place to pick up there was a small kitten and attached was a note handwritten with blue pen that said something like, "thank you for everything you have done you've made me smile, this is for you". It was an orange kitten. I picked it up and took care of it and stuff, and couldn't think of who would have given it to me. I thought that AK would've been happy that we had a cat. It was cute :3 There was a scene wheree there was a fuel station and somehow there wasn't just one cat but there were lots and they were orange like garfield and had green collars. There was also some sort of competition where there were dinosaurs and the cat was also involved. My mum was there. It was either a type of hide and seek game involving those animals - oh and cactuses too - or we were in some sort of race. I cannot really remember. Anyway, at the fuel station, the owners were absent so we had to cater for all the people that were suddenly coming. Either that or we had to get out of there and find all the missing cats before the people coming wanted to get their fuel and they thought we would serve them. At the university, I walked around the corner and there was this large maths library that I never knew existed. I went and sat with my group. Turns out one of them gave me the cat, after I asked her and she was really bad at lying. Actually it was her that bought it and another person in my group had meant it. The person that meant to give me the cat had the same handwriting as that on the note (lol surely you'd type it out or something if it was meant to be anonymous). There were these pin-up boards in the library that we sat around and for some reason there were lobsters/crayfish there and they were trying to attack me and I was trying to get away from them. There was also a little girl that looked like Dora the Explorer. My dreams lately have been pretty hard to recall. I am also having trouble recalling their chronological order.
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Hi I'm Mick and I'm new to the site. I'm using this site just for a dream journal nothing else. I hope you guys and girls enjoy. So this dream starts out with me in school (I'm 25 and out of school) I could see everything clearly. The teacher says we'll be watching a movie. Fine.....nothing out of the ordinary. Things pass for a while without incident. After a while the teacher stops the film. She asks the class to do the chicken dance. At this point I become lucid. I say I don't want to. The dream becomes more hostile now. The teacher brings in a mutant HAIRY NASTY spider. I panic and nearly lose the dream, but I don't. I wanna see this through. The spider lunges for me and I fly in the air. I say to myself I can change this. This is my dream. I concentrate and the classroom fades. It's now black all around me. I think of my Fiancee, and she appears. I then conjure up my room. I ask Jess if she wants to fly. So we fly out my window. It's a beautiful day. I feel the breeze, see the fields below. It's beautiful. After a while I get bored and tell Jess I'm gonna go and I end the dream. It was the first time in a long long time I took control of my dream. It was beautiful. Mick
★★★ Fragment I remember walking around in a place where there were dead musicians. vivaldi was there. I remember seeing johnny cash as well. he was wearing blue jeans with a red rose woven into the side leg. Random In this dream I was walking around my house. I kept coming to a piano and wanting to play a chopin tune... i think the one in my head was a c minor nocturne. I kept walking around and Asuka was behind me. She kept pointing me to video cassettes of star trek DS9. i kept saying "no, I don't have a VCR just a DVD player" * I have "job" written down but I don't remember the dream. Computer I followed Asuka into a basement room. There was a computer there with an old monitor jacket covering on it. Asuka went and lied down on the bed... she was smiling. I asked her if I could use the computer. I remember pulling the cover off but I don't remember anything after that. * I have Mzzkc written down but no memory comes to mind. Crickets documentary someone says I have to watch a documentary about crickets. They put on a DVD and I begin watching it. It's two old people sitting in a living room. I find myself in the room with me. They give me a glass of milk or something. I pill it all over their carpet. Then the old man does the same thing. he then pulls the chair back to get at the stain at the carpet. I forget what happened after.
I remember walking around this really busy subway like setting and I saw several of my friends there. I went into the men's bathroom and I heard urination... All urinals/stalls were full.. I opened the door to the womens bathroom and looked to my left I saw stairs that went up.. I decided not to go in, but my pants were unzipped and unbuttoned to I was holding them. I then saw Alex (girl)... I went over to say hi and she says "Ryker, you know you were in the girl's bathroom?" and I played stupid and said "Really!?" she replied yes. Later I saw Liza but I just passed her. I then saw Drew and passed him as well... I then found a corner and brought out my cellphone and texted my mom "IM AT SCHOOL DONT WORRY"
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