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Careful with that Crossbow...

I was giving a presentation on Medieval and Revolutionary weaponry and me and my partner were dressed up in English Army garb from around the era of Captain Jack Sparrow. We were showing off a giant cross bow and we were going to use it. I got a rock for my partner to shoot at and he kept pointing the giant crossbow (it was like a very large wheel barrow with a crossbow on it...) at me in a joking fashion. I was laughing and dodging his aim at the same time. My laugh was a mix between "Ha this is great fun joking with you!" and "Crap this guy is crazy and I'm nervous".

Black Farmer (FRAG)

I was a farmer and no one would give me supplies because I'm black.

Non-Dream Non-Lucid Lucid

This will probably hurt your eyes, so I'm changing the color to green.

I was playing Halo Reach on split screen co-op. I was already lucid from playing some more subliminal lucid tracks on my iPod. The game seemed off, there were no Jackals or Buggers where there were supposed to be. The game seemed to be without cut-scenes, there is no HUD, and the levels seemed to be cut in together. I decided to go with it. At one point, my brother left from the co-op match, yet, the computer seemed to be controlling his player. I got a point where there was a bunch of marines. I picked up a grenade launcher just for fun. It looked oddly like a Striker from MW2. I shot at a marine and tit didn't explode, it had direct impact, which was weird for Halo, since that isn't supposed to happen. One of the higher commands started righting me a citation(WTF?) so I just restarted from the last checkpoint. I got to the marines again, and ignored them. I killed a few Elites, turned a corner and saw a very odd sight. I saw two droids that looked like they were from a Star Wars parody because they were taller than usual. Also, I saw a deformed grunt. I shot them all down while they were ranting about something. Then, a few Spartans and Elites entered where I was, so I took for cover behind a futuristic chain-link wall. There was one Elite left, and he looked pretty pissed. Suddenly, a creepy purple legged spider/beast machine with a semi-transparent orange cockpit fell in front of the elite and crushed my computer co-op Spartan. The Elite got on, and the beast machine roared, stood up on it's several hind legs, and tackled Spartans one-by-one. The only way it could move was by jumping. It crashed through the wall and killed a Spartan. It couldn't fit all the way so it went around. I went by another wall, but the machine gave chase. It cornered me and asked the weirdest question. "Do you have a cat?" I replied, "Uh, yes?" I woke up because I was tackled by my cat.

Notes:
Vividness: 9/10
Lucid Peak: 4/10
Another weird dream. Subliminal Lucid Music=