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keep having dreams of being out in the desert. That's all I can remmeber.

7/9/2011

Had a dream that I was going to a school I moved from (Mayde Creek High School yet again). I think I was with my father, and when we went to the school, the insides turned into a house, I saw all these people, but couldn’t remember get a full detail on them. I think I was making fun of them inside of my head.

Then we moved to this other house, and I was wondering why we were moving. The house was horrible, but my mother said my dad went to go pay the rent in advance I guess.

I guess I'll just jump right into this. My most recent dream was last night and it was about some sort of zombie/monster things. They were attacking everyone so naturally I retreated to my house in the country where I locked every single door and window and proceeded to trying to contact my close friends and family. A girl from school who I don't know very well, and am just not fond of in general for no real reason, shows up and I recalled that she was apparently my roommate. I was stern in telling her that she was to bring no one to the house that I owned except for immediate family. She just stared at me and I went back to contacting my friends and family.

Once I had them all there I then boarded up all doors and windows except for the back door. I noticed that I had a neighbor while standing on my porch one night. For some unknown reason I knew his name was Aaron Withrow, and I knew he was only seventeen years old. I asked R.C. if she wanted to come with me to creep in his house. Now, normally I don't go around breaking into people's houses but I knew the person who lived there and wanted to see if he was still alive. As far as I knew the monsters had not yet been that far out of the city. The amount of citizens there was enough to satisfy their hunger for the time being. His house was far less protected than my own, so naturally I felt like I was being paranoid.

I rummaged through his house looking for something but didn't know what. The interior of his house was a bit...disorganized. He is a teenage boy though, and a very heavy sleeper I might add. I went to his house almost every day with R.C. and would search his whole house for something that I desperately needed, and each day he was asleep in his locked room and never woke up. Except one day, when R.C. decided it would be a good idea to knock on his door after I became frustrated and yelled that what I was looking for was probably in that locked room.

I was searching the cabniets in his kitchen when I heard shuffling behind me, that I assumed was R.C. and turned around to find him confused and looking rather tired. Before going on, I will tell you that I have an awful habit of making your mom jokes way to often. "Who are you?" He asked me, pushing hair out of his face and grimacing at the amount of light in the room. "Your mom. Why are you awake?" I replied. "Why does that matter? Why are you in my house?" He was starting to get angry. The last thing I needed was an angry DC. "I'm looking for something. I don't know what it is though. Can I check in your bedroom for it?" "Go ahead." He said, and sat down at the kitchen table. His room was unusally tidy for the appearance of the rest of his house. I found a cell phone on his nightstand and took it. It was what I had been looking for and then me and R.C. left after I promised Aaron that I would be back the next day to talk to him. I didn't know why I wanted to talk to him.

I went home and went to find my grandpa (who looked nothing like my actual grandpa) and he confided in me that he was in the FBI and that the cell phone that I'd been looking for held secret information about the monsters in the city and that if something were to ever happen to him I was to delete it immediately after. Shortly after him, my supposed grandma and their dog all died together in my parents bedroom. I hugged them, cried for quite a bit, then deleted everything on the cell phone.

Then went into the living room where everyone was sitting around listening to the song 500 Miles and I started singing rather loudly and could not stop. A few days later monsters started attacking the house and Aaron ran to my house severly freightened. I didn't feel so paranoid now about boarding up my house. When the monsters started breaking through the boards, much like in that stupid video game about Nazi zombies that's title escapes me right now, I began panicking like I often do and woke up. No lucidity but a lot of similarites to the dream my friend R.C. had and she was asleep in the same bed with me, so we suspect it might have been a shared dream.

I'm at my house with my friend Payton. He has a friend who is starting a band. Payton told him I might be interested. There is a strat and a roland micro cube amp on the table. Payton calls him up and we do the audition through the phone. He tells me to play fade to black heavy part. Now I do it but then I don't know why but there was this tremolo picking part. I screw up on that. The kids yelling that I suck. He says "Let me hear you sing." i reply saying "I'm not much of a singer but I suppose I could do back up vocals and harmonization." but then I decide not not to even join this band. This kid is a dick. I yell into the phone "screw you and your faggot band". I'm not usually one to do outbursts like that. I walk
Into my living room. my parents are in there. They say they are concerned. I go to my room. I lay on my bed. The next thing I know i am waking up. I look at my hand and I see 6 fingers. I go all like . I then look at the clock. It says 7:10:80. Now I know I am dreaming. I quickly run out of my room and say I'm going outside. It is the evening. I look to the sky and say turn clear blue as it is at noon. It does it. The sun is beating down now. I get the idea to turn the world around me into Alice in wonderland theme. I command the sky to turn purple and the trees to turn blue. They change but it's a dull purple and blue. I turn around and my mom is there. She says she wishes she could have learned this when she was a kid. I look in my driveway and some family friends are over. I didn't have control at this point. There were egg yolks and whites out of their shells and we were throwing them at each other. Then I got control again. I summoned a maze. I got through it but then I woke up into the real world.
Mah first lucid!

I found myself in the computer room after taking a nap. I knew I was dreaming then the dream faded, I remembered that it would most likely be a false waking so I let it happen. I was in my bed and couldn't move. I fought to move. The dream ended.

I went to see the green lantern in 3D with my brother and cousin. We were the only ones in the theater and as soon as the movie started we kind of got sucked into it and ended up in a grocery store. In the store the green lanterns ring was controlling all 3 of us and flinging us around the store on its own. Then we were put back in the movie theater and my cousin was so freaked out that he left. Me and my brother stayed in the theater but continued watching the movie on an old 32 inch television. When we finally decided to go back and watch it in 3D on the big screen, a bunch of people started entering the theater. I guess a new movie was starting up and I woke up as a woman and her baby sat next to us.

This dream occurred sometime between 6 and 8 AM.

“I need more slack on the line!”
I give more slack as we lower MoSh into a great cavern. Raven is a black moth flitting around MoSh. She settles on his shoulder. I telepathically ask Raven if this is real. I can’t do an RC right now, because, fuck, what if it’s real? I am holding a rope one of my best friends is hanging off of. But, one of my other best friends is a moth. Oh, this is-
‘HOLD! PUT A ROUND TURN ON IT!”

***

We are being lowered down a great shaft in an elevator. There is a man from the Shadow Government. “We are trying to do our best,” he explains. “We cannot panic the Surface Dwellers.”
“Excuse, me, aren’t you human?”
“Yes, but I have sworn an oath to live undeground for twenty years, for the benefit of mankind. You get used to it. I can still go to the surface on my days off, but when I “work,” I live here.”
“Why?”
“You will soon see.”
He takes us to a room, and there is a large alien Grey there in an energy cage about seven or 8 feet tall. It smells like some kind of strange chemical. It is calmly throwing itself against the bars, and destroying its body. It seems to feel no emotion as it does this. “LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT!” it shouts telepathically.
“Don’t listen to him. That fucker would love to melt your Jesus face off in a heartbeat, hippie.”
I am deeply disturbed by this entire situation. I teleport into the cage. The alien stop moving.
The man freaks out. ‘IT’S GOING TO KILL YOU HOW THE HELL DID YOU TELEPORT? YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO GET OUT OF THERE! YOU’RE AN ALIEN! THERE IS NO TELEPORTING OUT OF THERE!” he screams.
“Ah, thank you brother, now let me steal your soul, idiot,” says the Grey as his mouth opens larger and larger, ringed with teeth. I see a parasite’s tail on the roof of his mouth. I stomp on the Grey’s face, and gently extract the parasite, and drop it on the ground. The Grey pushes me off, and smashes the parasite with TK. The alien spins its head around and it cracks.
“The microverse is trying to destroy us all. You don’t understand. This is not sentient life against sentient life, not in the sense you see it. The microverse is consuming the macroverse. But, maybe now you do.”
MoSh turns off the cage, and we walk through the caverns. The government man is speechless. He says something into a radio, and an alarm goes off. Raven electrocutes the power supply somehow, and disables the alarm with a little moth giggle. MoSh looks at all the glowing crystals and fungi on the caverns.

“I need more slack on the line!”
I give more slack as we lower MoSh into a great cavern. Raven is a black moth flitting around MoSh. She settles on his shoulder. I telepathically ask Raven if this is real. I can’t do an RC right now, because, fuck, what if it’s real? I am holding a rope one of my best friends is hanging off of. But, one of my other best friends is a moth. Oh, this is-
‘HOLD! PUT A ROUND TURN ON IT!”

***

We are being lowered down a great shaft in an elevator. There is a man from the Shadow Government. “We are trying to do our best,” he explains. “We cannot panic the Surface Dwellers.”
“Excuse, me, aren’t you human?”
“Yes, but I have sworn an oath to live undeground for twenty years, for the benefit of mankind. You get used to it. I can still go to the surface on my days off, but when I “work,” I live here.”
“Why?”
“You will soon see.”
He takes us to a room, and there is a large alien Grey there in an energy cage about seven or 8 feet tall. It smells like some kind of strange chemical. It is calmly throwing itself against the bars, and destroying its body. It seems to feel no emotion as it does this. “LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT!” it shouts telepathically.
“Don’t listen to him. That fucker would love to melt your Jesus face off in a heartbeat, hippie.”
I am deeply disturbed by this entire situation. I teleport into the cage. The alien stop moving.
The man freaks out. ‘IT’S GOING TO KILL YOU HOW THE HELL DID YOU TELEPORT? YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO GET OUT OF THERE! YOU’RE AN ALIEN! THERE IS NO TELEPORTING OUT OF THERE!” he screams.
“Ah, thank you brother, now let me steal your soul, idiot,” says the Grey as his mouth opens larger and larger, ringed with teeth. I see a parasite’s tail on the roof of his mouth. I stomp on the Grey’s face, and gently extract the parasite, and drop it on the ground. The Grey pushes me off, and smashes the parasite with TK. The alien spins its head around and it cracks.
“The microverse is trying to destroy us all. You don’t understand. This is not sentient life against sentient life, not in the sense you see it. The microverse is consuming the macroverse. But, maybe now you do.”
MoSh turns off the cage, and we walk through the caverns. The government man is speechless. He says something into a radio, and an alarm goes off. Raven electrocutes the power supply somehow, and disables the alarm with a little moth giggle. MoSh looks at all the glowing crystals and fungi on the caverns.

-THIS IS THE PROJECT'S NUMBER 2 ATTEMPT

[COLOR="green"]Atras's Dream

[B][SIZE="5"]ATRAS' Dream[/SIZE][/B]

I only remember dream fragments, I didn't write down much because I was frustrated that I had a really short lucid dream again. I remember that I was
playing Legend of Zelda (weird because I have only played that game once.) And I remember my character being in an open field and I was trying to become lucid by going into the game or something. I then was a part of the game and became lucid. There was someone else with me in the field, I dont know who it was. I didn't care because I was stabilizing. Once I finished stabilizing I decided to open a portal to the Mayan Temple. I said "When I say go, a portal will open to Chichen-Itza and take me to it...go!" The portal took me to chichen-itza. I saw the pyramid and I saw a couple people but then I woke up.

I tried chaining my lucid dream but it didn’t work.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="blue"][SIZE="5"][B]MrIrony's Dream[/B][/SIZE]

Dream1: I was with my classmate and we were playing The legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time, Master quest (A.K.A harder) version. We were in the forest temple and I got into the boss room, but I didn't see anything there. Then I remembered that in this version the bosses of this temple and Shadow temple have switched places. I didn't want to fight it, so I turned the console off and tried again. I can't remember much after this, but I went around a field, (In the game.) met someone who claimed we were sharing a dream (No lucidity.) and were in DV the rest of the dream where our shared dream was confirmed. (Don't know who it was.)[/COLOR]

[COLOR="#8b0000"][B][SIZE="5"]Nomad's Dream (excerpt)[/SIZE][/B]

We are back on the surface of the Grey Moon. “To the Green Moon!” I shout exultantly. “To the Green Moon!” shouts Selene, laughing, and I open a portal to the Green Moon. The portal opens above the Temple of Nowhere, and we float down, glowing. People point at us as we descend. I see the Black Sun Beacon is beaming a dark rainbow bridge to Urth. Right now, it’s on Mexico. Hukif shows up. “Hey, Nomad, want to fight?”
“Not right now, brother. I am am waiting for some dreamers.”
“Ok. Good. I hope they outnumber us, then we can fight them together.”
“Maybe,” I laugh.
Three people come around the corner of the temple.
“Hey, we were looking for you!” pichulick says. “I found these other two dreamers here... “ he looks down at his hands as his dream body becomes unstable.
“Try spinning,” I say. He spins and disappears. “Doh!”
He appears above my head and falls on me.
“I came back to this dream! Re-enter win check!” he says, making a check mark motion. I do not recognize the other two dreamers. We walk to the corner of the Temple of Nothing, and Atras is sitting there, staring at earth. He looks like a pale blue archeopteryx-type creature, but also humanoid.
“I hope it works I hope it works I hope it works...” I hear him chant.
“This is a dream this is a dream this is a dream...” I chant.
“This is a dream this is a dream this is a dream...” he says with me. He looks at his hands. “Pale bluish... bird hands with feathers... yeah, perfectly normal. No! Perfectly abnormal! This is a dream.” Atras stands up.
“I remember my dreams,” I say to Atras.
“Yes! Oh MY GOD HOW AM I GOING TO REMEMBER THIS?” Atras shouts.
“Calm down. Breathe.” Atras does a nose pinch RC.
“I am breathing nothing!” he shouts triumphantly. “You are real!” He runs to me, and rubs his forehead on mine, and kisses me on the nose. He runs around kissing everyone on the cheek as he grabs their faces, except Hukif who telekinetically repels him.
Suddenly, about 300 dreamers tumble up the dark rainbow road, and float down on and all around the pyramid. They all have some dark energy dust on them, like moth dust... Ah, it’s from my wings. I create a giant ball of pomegranate juice floating in the air, and then divide it into smaller spheres, which I float out to all the dreamers.
“YOU ARE ALL DREAMING!” I shout. “PLEASE REMAIN CALM. TAKE A DEEP BREATH. YOU ARE BREATHING NOTHING. THIS IS A DREAM!” Most of the dreamers disappear as they wake up. A few of them reappear a few seconds later as they re-enter. Some of the other ones begin wandering around touching things, eating fruits from the trees, drinking water from the streams. Other ones shout exultantly and fly off into space.
There is a young man who I do not recognize. His language sounds Arabic, or some older language, such as Sanskrit. “I have found you. I have been watching you, and I feel everything is so true, just as you say. You see, I am a Sufi Knight. We are an ancient sacred order of Moon People, who guard the portals to other dimensions. We guard the way to the Inner Earth, or at least one way. The Templar Knights are nothing more than Sun Worshipers, well, on the surface. Their true god is evil, or Harm. They believe Harm is necessary to achieve their means. Evil, death, gives them power. So, Mr. Black Sun, what are you trying to say here?”
I suddenly do not trust this man, and I grab him with astral tentacles, and fling him into the sky. “That is my brother!” Selene shouts at me.
“MoSh?” No... not him.
The Sufi Knight morphs into a Naga, a winged serpent and roars at me. I leap into the sky, and bite his neck, ripping him apart, and his jaws close around my throat... we die...
We are before some type of counsel of gods. They give us instructions which I cannot translate into English. We nod, then bow on one knee. The gods send us back to where we just were. We merge in the wormhole, and come out above the Temple, a great winged jaguar serpent man. We are shimmering with every color. Energy pours out of us, and everything blooms. We de-merge, and fall to the ground slowly, our default selves.
“What the fuck just happened, brother?” the Sufi Knight says to me.
“I don’t know.”[/COLOR]

MOON MOTH

I vibrate out of my body. I am surrounded by mirrors or clones of myself. I am a black furry mothman with sparse white spots. I have four arms and two legs. I feel aliens calling me with my antennae to the Moon. I decide to fly all the way there. I press the button on my energy belt, and a shield forms on me, then the witchblade, then my mech armor. My twelve clones connect with me, and we spin in circles like gears to form Metatron’s cube. Then we spin in all directions to form individual spheres. We become five dimensional, as we vibrate spinning to the moon. Surrounding matter is repelled behind, and attracted in front before being repelled again. And this is how we fly through space.... on waves of dark matter, baby.
I see my many forms I have become in dreams in a line before and behind me like ghosts on this dark rainbow bridge. I move my entire formation in a path as we fly, making sharp angles, faster and faster, until we form a giant Metatron’s cube, then we roll forward, and bend space and time around us. We slip through space, forming a vaccum in front of us, and repelling behind. And this is how we travel faster than the speed of light. I see Selene’s face in the Moon, which becomes an alien goddess. I tumble out on to the Grey Moon, and all my clones come into me. I morph into Juargawn.
“Why are we here?”
“Because this is my true home. The Green Moon is your true home.”
“Is this a dream, Selene?”
“No.”
I do a nose RC, and cough.
“How is there atmosphere here?”
“There is none where we are, but beneath the surface...”
“How am I alive right now?”
“It is my will.”
“Maybe I am pinching my nose in real life.”
“Maybe this is real life. Maybe it’s time to discard everything you ever thought you knew was true, and accept the reality of all. Maybe you hurt me when you talk like this,” she says looking away. I can tell she is about to cry. I am at a loss for words. She turns to me with sad fury in her eyes. I look at her beautiful big dark eyes, and her pale skin. I can see all the details, the texture of her skin... tears well up, and I see an eyelash fall into a tear as it rolls down her face. She blinks, and tears leap from her eyes. She balls a fist up in frustration. “I am tired of you doubting my existence. How could you? After everything we’ve been through? After all these lifetimes, and all these promises we made to each through eons to always find each other every single lifetime no matter what form we take? What is it going to take to get you to remember? What do I need to do to get you to believe there is love coming from this sentient being standing in front of you? You are my soulmate.”
I can do nothing as tears roll down my feline face. She runs into my arms, and beats my chest weakly. I embrace her silently. She feels so vulnerable and weak. Not my partner who has saved me so many times in battle. Not the Moon goddess, the daughter of the Dream Warrior Master. She feels so very... human. I feel her skin, sinews, bones. I feel her hair on my face and chest. I feel her morph, and she grows bat wings. Becoming a vampire like creature, she bites my neck, and I morph into my Vampire Self.
“I want to show you something,” she says, and we dive into the Moon.
***
We are back on the surface of the Grey Moon. “To the Green Moon!” I shout exultantly. “To the Green Moon!” shouts Selene, laughing, and I open a portal to the Green Moon. The portal opens above the Temple of Nowhere, and we float down, glowing. People point at us as we descend. I see the Black Sun Beacon is beaming a dark rainbow bridge to Urth. Right now, it’s on Mexico. Hukif shows up. “Hey, Nomad, want to fight?”
“Not right now, brother. I am am waiting for some dreamers.”
“Ok. Good. I hope they outnumber us, then we can fight them together.”
“Maybe,” I laugh.
Three people come around the corner of the temple.
“Hey, we were looking for you!” pichulick says. “I found these other two dreamers here... “ he looks down at his hands as his dream body becomes unstable.
“Try spinning,” I say. He spins and disappears. “Doh!”
He appears above my head and falls on me.
“I came back to this dream! Re-enter win check!” he says, making a check mark motion. I do not recognize the other two dreamers. We walk to the corner of the Temple of Nothing, and Atras is sitting there, staring at earth. He looks like a pale blue archeopteryx-type creature, but also humanoid.
“I hope it works I hope it works I hope it works...” I hear him chant.
“This is a dream this is a dream this is a dream...” I chant.
“This is a dream this is a dream this is a dream...” he says with me. He looks at his hands. “Pale bluish... bird hands with feathers... yeah, perfectly normal. No! Perfectly abnormal! This is a dream.” Atras stands up.
“I remember my dreams,” I say to Atras.
“Yes! Oh MY GOD HOW AM I GOING TO REMEMBER THIS?” Atras shouts.
“Calm down. Breathe.” Atras does a nose pinch RC.
“I am breathing nothing!” he shouts triumphantly. “You are real!” He runs to me, and rubs his forehead on mine, and kisses me on the nose. He runs around kissing everyone on the cheek as he grabs their faces, except Hukif who telekinetically repels him.
Suddenly, about 300 dreamers tumble up the dark rainbow road, and float down on and all around the pyramid. They all have some dark energy dust on them, like moth dust... Ah, it’s from my wings. I create a giant ball of pomegranate juice floating in the air, and then divide it into smaller spheres, which I float out to all the dreamers.
“YOU ARE ALL DREAMING!” I shout. “PLEASE REMAIN CALM. TAKE A DEEP BREATH. YOU ARE BREATHING NOTHING. THIS IS A DREAM!” Most of the dreamers disappear as they wake up. A few of them reappear a few seconds later as they re-enter. Some of the other ones begin wandering around touching things, eating fruits from the trees, drinking water from the streams. Other ones shout exultantly and fly off into space.
There is a young man who I do not recognize. His language sounds Arabic, or some older language, such as Sanskrit. “I have found you. I have been watching you, and I feel everything is so true, just as you say. You see, I am a Sufi Knight. We are an ancient sacred order of Moon People, who guard the portals to other dimensions. We guard the way to the Inner Earth, or at least one way. The Templar Knights are nothing more than Sun Worshipers, well, on the surface. Their true god is evil, or Harm. They believe Harm is necessary to achieve their means. Evil, death, gives them power. So, Mr. Black Sun, what are you trying to say here?”
I suddenly do not trust this man, and I grab him with astral tentacles, and fling him into the sky. “That is my brother!” Selene shouts at me.
“MoSh?” No... not him.
The Sufi Knight morphs into a Naga, a winged serpent and roars at me. I leap into the sky, and bite his neck, ripping him apart, and his jaws close around my throat... we die...
We are before some type of counsel of gods. They give us instructions which I cannot translate into English. We nod, then bow on one knee. The gods send us back to where we just were. We merge in the wormhole, and come out above the Temple, a great winged jaguar serpent man. We are shimmering with every color. Energy pours out of us, and everything blooms. We de-merge, and fall to the ground slowly, our default selves.
“What the fuck just happened, brother?” the Sufi Knight says to me.
“I don’t know.”
“I am just a dreamer from Pakistan. Well, now I live in Saudi Arabia, working for a rich oil king, but I found an ancient Sufi Master living in a cave near an oasis. He eats once every seven days, and is three hundred years old. Some call him the Dream Warrior Master.”
“Is he Pan?”
“He is his twinner on the Physical Earth.”
“What does he do all day?”
“Meditate.”
“At night?”
“He collects dates, insects, water, and feeds upon the birds and other creatures that visit the oasis.”
“What happens if the oasis dries up?”
“The oasis will not dry up. It connects to the Freshwater Ocean in the Labyrinthe.”
Suddenly, everything blows my mind. “SHIT!” I exclaim, waking up. RC. FA. RC. FA. RC. FA. RC. FA. GODAMMIT. FA. RC. This happens hundreds of times over a few minutes. I get mad at the dream. I run in a vertical circle, and end up in The White Void. I see my first dream of Morpheus, the god of dreams... I am watching it...
“I create everything you see here...” Morpheus says to my old dream self, as plants and trees spring out from around him as he walks. He looks at the current me, and grins. I finally wake up in my bed, and get up... but my bathroom is crawling with bright green fungus. I RC. Not a dream. I look in the mirror. I am a green and orange alien with no nose to speak of. Shit! How do I RC?
A portal opens, and and arm reaches out and pulls me into another dream.

[I]The Cusp challenged me to battle a creature he would send me in a dream to see if it is possible.[/I]

I am sitting in the Battle Pyramid, doing an incantation, a sacred rite with fire and darkness. A portal opens above me, and The Cusp leaps down holding some kind of strange cat-dog thing in his arms. “Oops!” he says, looking at me, then leaps back into the portal, leaving the beast there. It growls at me and hackles raise on its back. I growl back, and morph into a cat wolf beast. I decide to have fun and watch it fight Jo. I teleport to the inside of the pyramid, and summon Jo, shooting him off my forearm.
I watch them battle, giving Jo suggestions. I realize Jo is not battling with it. He is playing with it, like it’s a toy. Apparently, he realizes it has no sentience, and plays with it like a dog plays with an inanimate object like a stick or ball. I laugh, and the creature disappears.
The Cusp appears out of a portal with another creature in his hands. In one hand he has a beer. He drinks it, smashes it on his forehead, then tosses it aside with a loud belch. He looks at me, and says, “oops!” as the creature disappears. “Dammit! I keep getting distracted by this awesome bar. and it’s not even real!”
“Let’s go!” I laugh.
“It’s not there, it’s in my mind!”
“Okay?”
“So, it’s already gone,” he says sadly. “Damn, I love dream beer,” he mumbles. A cylinder of beer in no container appears in his hand. “Hey!” he smiles, and drinks it. “Alright, dude, pound fists. I have to ... this fucking floorboard is warped because ... uh... I spilled beer on it, and I have to color match blah blah blah...”
“But, you’re in a dream.”
“Right. But this is where I do my gay shit. Like color match. Oh, and smell roses. I love roses!”
“Okay, man.”
He bows and disappears.
Jo says, “?”

Katsuno's Dream

1st: I was in some sort of castle/house. Suddenly a few soldiers came in and one tried to kill me. I evaded him and took everything I found to attack him (ranging from pencils to a swordfish xD). Then I found a sword and hit him. He said something I can't remember and died. Then the dream changed into a terraria-style (google the game so you know what I mean haha) and I plowed through the ground. After that it changed back to normal and I was on top of the castle. I entered a room because I felt something approaching. In the room there was a friend of mine but he looked like a heavy from Team Fortress 2 and I healed him as he shot at some ghosts. That's when I woke up because of my alarm for wild.

2nd: I don't really know how it began but I remember that there were people beside me. I was in a factory or something like that and I had to get out of it because of a reason I don't remember. There was also a girl and I talked to her but I can't remember about what. We had some kind of relationship because another guy came and wanted to hug her but she didn't want and then she hugged me instead. Then I remember getting out of the factory through a hole and I woke up because it was too hot in my room.

I can't remember the other dreams fully (I could when I woke up but I forgot them over the day) but there were also some people (maybe members of DV) with me.

WindHover@'s Dream

I went to school again. there were my friends, my teachers...
after some kind of assembly, I tried to go home. at the hallway my 10th grade english teacher distracted me...
I went out and crossed the roads. idk how, but I went into a granny's house myself. she was some kind of adviser.
there were lot of cures in the room, in the closet, on the stack, everywhere...
I asked her, "do you have sedative for dreaming?" and she gave me this green bottle of lotion. smelled like aloe.
I put the lotion on my teeth. and I brushed. then my gum started to sore. my teeth hurt.
then I woke up, checked time: 4:20 am. I wrote DJ and ate apple + peanut butter then went back to sleep.

I was in a building with bunch of people. it was summer, at night.. I think I wore orange t-shirt.
then I realized that I am starring as a guest in a TV show. these people were supposed to compete for singing/ dancing.
I had to sing, too. but I asked the tv show staff that I wanna give up bc I have a lot to do for art portfolio, or something at home.
I wanted to be part of the show, but I left anyway. I went out, put my purple snickers on, went down stairs.
then I saw the tv show MCs and stars coming out of ...5 garages?? each.(it looked like car garages) they cheerfully went down stairs. I followed them.
they caught up with me. I said that I just refuse to be on the show but someday I will be. they said the words of comfort.

MrIrony's Dream

Dream1: I was with my classmate and we were playing The legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time, Master quest (A.K.A harder) version. We were in the forest temple and I got into the boss room, but I didn't see anything there. Then I remembered that in this version the bosses of this temple and Shadow temple have switched places. I didn't want to fight it, so I turned the console off and tried again. I can't remember much after this, but I went around a field, (In the game.) met someone who claimed we were sharing a dream (No lucidity.) and were in DV the rest of the dream where our shared dream was confirmed. (Don't know who it was.)

Dream2: I was at my grandparents house with my parents, sister, uncle and either his wife or my godmother. We were playing some game. I don't remember much. Then I were standing outside some shopping mall, took off my shoes and went in. I stopped near the entrance, because no one else was here, so I went outside to wait for them. I saw my godmother coming closer and we went in. My father was also there.

Waking Nomad's Dream

MOON MOTH

I vibrate out of my body. I am surrounded by mirrors or clones of myself. I am a black furry mothman with sparse white spots. I have four arms and two legs. I feel aliens calling me with my antennae to the Moon. I decide to fly all the way there. I press the button on my energy belt, and a shield forms on me, then the witchblade, then my mech armor. My twelve clones connect with me, and we spin in circles like gears to form Metatron’s cube. Then we spin in all directions to form individual spheres. We become five dimensional, as we vibrate spinning to the moon. Surrounding matter is repelled behind, and attracted in front before being repelled again. And this is how we fly through space.... on waves of dark matter, baby.
I see my many forms I have become in dreams in a line before and behind me like ghosts on this dark rainbow bridge. I move my entire formation in a path as we fly, making sharp angles, faster and faster, until we form a giant Metatron’s cube, then we roll forward, and bend space and time around us. We slip through space, forming a vaccum in front of us, and repelling behind. And this is how we travel faster than the speed of light. I see Selene’s face in the Moon, which becomes an alien goddess. I tumble out on to the Grey Moon, and all my clones come into me. I morph into Juargawn.
“Why are we here?”
“Because this is my true home. The Green Moon is your true home.”
“Is this a dream, Selene?”
“No.”
I do a nose RC, and cough.
“How is there atmosphere here?”
“There is none where we are, but beneath the surface...”
“How am I alive right now?”
“It is my will.”
“Maybe I am pinching my nose in real life.”
“Maybe this is real life. Maybe it’s time to discard everything you ever thought you knew was true, and accept the reality of all. Maybe you hurt me when you talk like this,” she says looking away. I can tell she is about to cry. I am at a loss for words. She turns to me with sad fury in her eyes. I look at her beautiful big dark eyes, and her pale skin. I can see all the details, the texture of her skin... tears well up, and I see an eyelash fall into a tear as it rolls down her face. She blinks, and tears leap from her eyes. She balls a fist up in frustration. “I am tired of you doubting my existence. How could you? After everything we’ve been through? After all these lifetimes, and all these promises we made to each through eons to always find each other every single lifetime no matter what form we take? What is it going to take to get you to remember? What do I need to do to get you to believe there is love coming from this sentient being standing in front of you? You are my soulmate.”
I can do nothing as tears roll down my feline face. She runs into my arms, and beats my chest weakly. I embrace her silently. She feels so vulnerable and weak. Not my partner who has saved me so many times in battle. Not the Moon goddess, the daughter of the Dream Warrior Master. She feels so very... human. I feel her skin, sinews, bones. I feel her hair on my face and chest. I feel her morph, and she grows bat wings. Becoming a vampire like creature, she bites my neck, and I morph into my Vampire Self.
“I want to show you something,” she says, and we dive into the Moon.
***
We are back on the surface of the Grey Moon. “To the Green Moon!” I shout exultantly. “To the Green Moon!” shouts Selene, laughing, and I open a portal to the Green Moon. The portal opens above the Temple of Nowhere, and we float down, glowing. People point at us as we descend. I see the Black Sun Beacon is beaming a dark rainbow bridge to Urth. Right now, it’s on Mexico. Hukif shows up. “Hey, Nomad, want to fight?”
“Not right now, brother. I am am waiting for some dreamers.”
“Ok. Good. I hope they outnumber us, then we can fight them together.”
“Maybe,” I laugh.
Three people come around the corner of the temple.
“Hey, we were looking for you!” pichulick says. “I found these other two dreamers here... “ he looks down at his hands as his dream body becomes unstable.
“Try spinning,” I say. He spins and disappears. “Doh!”
He appears above my head and falls on me.
“I came back to this dream! Re-enter win check!” he says, making a check mark motion. I do not recognize the other two dreamers. We walk to the corner of the Temple of Nothing, and Atras is sitting there, staring at earth. He looks like a pale blue archeopteryx-type creature, but also humanoid.
“I hope it works I hope it works I hope it works...” I hear him chant.
“This is a dream this is a dream this is a dream...” I chant.
“This is a dream this is a dream this is a dream...” he says with me. He looks at his hands. “Pale bluish... bird hands with feathers... yeah, perfectly normal. No! Perfectly abnormal! This is a dream.” Atras stands up.
“I remember my dreams,” I say to Atras.
“Yes! Oh MY GOD HOW AM I GOING TO REMEMBER THIS?” Atras shouts.
“Calm down. Breathe.” Atras does a nose pinch RC.
“I am breathing nothing!” he shouts triumphantly. “You are real!” He runs to me, and rubs his forehead on mine, and kisses me on the nose. He runs around kissing everyone on the cheek as he grabs their faces, except Hukif who telekinetically repels him.
Suddenly, about 300 dreamers tumble up the dark rainbow road, and float down on and all around the pyramid. They all have some dark energy dust on them, like moth dust... Ah, it’s from my wings. I create a giant ball of pomegranate juice floating in the air, and then divide it into smaller spheres, which I float out to all the dreamers.
“YOU ARE ALL DREAMING!” I shout. “PLEASE REMAIN CALM. TAKE A DEEP BREATH. YOU ARE BREATHING NOTHING. THIS IS A DREAM!” Most of the dreamers disappear as they wake up. A few of them reappear a few seconds later as they re-enter. Some of the other ones begin wandering around touching things, eating fruits from the trees, drinking water from the streams. Other ones shout exultantly and fly off into space.
There is a young man who I do not recognize. His language sounds Arabic, or some older language, such as Sanskrit. “I have found you. I have been watching you, and I feel everything is so true, just as you say. You see, I am a Sufi Knight. We are an ancient sacred order of Moon People, who guard the portals to other dimensions. We guard the way to the Inner Earth, or at least one way. The Templar Knights are nothing more than Sun Worshipers, well, on the surface. Their true god is evil, or Harm. They believe Harm is necessary to achieve their means. Evil, death, gives them power. So, Mr. Black Sun, what are you trying to say here?”
I suddenly do not trust this man, and I grab him with astral tentacles, and fling him into the sky. “That is my brother!” Selene shouts at me.
“MoSh?” No... not him.
The Sufi Knight morphs into a Naga, a winged serpent and roars at me. I leap into the sky, and bite his neck, ripping him apart, and his jaws close around my throat... we die...
We are before some type of counsel of gods. They give us instructions which I cannot translate into English. We nod, then bow on one knee. The gods send us back to where we just were. We merge in the wormhole, and come out above the Temple, a great winged jaguar serpent man. We are shimmering with every color. Energy pours out of us, and everything blooms. We de-merge, and fall to the ground slowly, our default selves.
“What the fuck just happened, brother?” the Sufi Knight says to me.
“I don’t know.”
“I am just a dreamer from Pakistan. Well, now I live in Saudi Arabia, working for a rich oil king, but I found an ancient Sufi Master living in a cave near an oasis. He eats once every seven days, and is three hundred years old. Some call him the Dream Warrior Master.”
“Is he Pan?”
“He is his twinner on the Physical Earth.”
“What does he do all day?”
“Meditate.”
“At night?”
“He collects dates, insects, water, and feeds upon the birds and other creatures that visit the oasis.”
“What happens if the oasis dries up?”
“The oasis will not dry up. It connects to the Freshwater Ocean in the Labyrinthe.”
Suddenly, everything blows my mind. “SHIT!” I exclaim, waking up. RC. FA. RC. FA. RC. FA. RC. FA. GODAMMIT. FA. RC. This happens hundreds of times over a few minutes. I get mad at the dream. I run in a vertical circle, and end up in The White Void. I see my first dream of Morpheus, the god of dreams... I am watching it...
“I create everything you see here...” Morpheus says to my old dream self, as plants and trees spring out from around him as he walks. He looks at the current me, and grins. I finally wake up in my bed, and get up... but my bathroom is crawling with bright green fungus. I RC. Not a dream. I look in the mirror. I am a green and orange alien with no nose to speak of. Shit! How do I RC?
A portal opens, and and arm reaches out and pulls me into another dream.