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well im new 2 this but i keep haveing this crazy dream i keep looking for an answer but only get half ass answers lol. befor i start talken bout the dream i had i have to explain a little bit about past dreams. ever sence i was a child life has ben extreamly unfair we will say n so when i go to sleep i can call opon a dream land as i would call it. iv had lots of good tyms n bad tyms their. but i cant recall the dreams i just know parts of them, and in this dream land their is a girl a best friend, always their 2 point me in the right direction. iv rememberd on multipal ocasions having acual conversations with her like beyond a dream typ stuf like shes an acual person. just thinking of her makes me happy. and befor you say a dream girl no its never ben sexual, that and as i grow older she dosnt. and well last night for fun i went their but this tym she wasnt their i franticly searched the lands for her and nothing. thats when i realised i was that little girl. very odd feeling. n well the dream changed n its hard 2 remember but pritty much i was living the life of a girl. i remember walking thru a store holding my dads hand looking up at him and smiling at him,but he wasnt my dad from realaty, lots of differnt things happend but cant remember sory. but when woke up i felt so happy to be a girl. but now im wakeing up more and im depresed now cuz im me a man wtf im so cunfused lol. im awake now after some coffie n feel beter normal i gess but still very odd i gess what im asking what would make me a little girl in my privet dream land im not gay i am by tho but prefer girls, i will add tho 5 years ago i made a horibly bad choice that destroyed my life and the second i made that choice i heard that girl crying telling me "no dont leave" but i didnt n now wish i did. and sence then i thought of her as my Conscience, but if i was her in the resent dream. makes no sense, unless she was showing me her life. im lost tell me what you think n if you have the same typ of dreams

Well I've decided to give this LD trip another try.


Tuesday, March, 27, 2012 1:15 am - Tuesday, March , 27, 2012 10:40 am

I know I had a number of dreams. But I can vaguely recall one.

I am member of the Ed, Edd N Eddy crew and I am shaking Ed into oblivion. I stop. Eddy leaves. I'm climbing a gate into a apartment complex. I have to jump two gates between each other. I see a window on the right hand side of me. I open it and try to sneak in. I toss myself in and awaken my brother. He tells me something about he's friends and basket ball. I move and I'm in the kitchen. Apparently there is some burgers from Jack in the Box left. I eat some....I awake.

Weird dream makes no sense.

This is my strangest dream in a long time, and it seems my recall is slowly improving again, thankfully. A lot of details are missing, but this is everything I can remember:

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26/3/12

I'm in the war-ravaged future, in a futuristic-looking white room with a grand high ceiling and intricate pillars. I'm with others, though I don't recognise any of them initially. Someone enters the room, claiming to be a huge fan of one of my friends [who I'm sure at this point is Morpheus from The Matrix] wearing a spherical forcefield. Instinctively believing him to be lying, I shoot large balls of energy from my gun towards him, though they all get deflected. I dodge most of them, but some hit me. Luckily, one bounces around the room at the right angle to cause it slip through a gap in his forcefield.

Impostor dead, his master arrives with his own gun [though I can't remember him in detail, I do remember him being at least 3-times my size]. My group engages in a fight with this new enemy all around the room, while we also add puzzle pieces to large pictures on the walls.

After a long fight, yet another, more powerful foe arrives, along with several small monsters. I pick up a chainsaw and make small work of them all, cutting through them in seconds. As peace falls on the room for my group, we take the opportunity to add the final puzzle pieces to the final picture.

I kept waking up during the night, every time after a dream that I'd been to the toilet - but every time falling asleep before I could actually get up to go...
I remember a dream featuring a book of really bad riddles and tongue-twisters, as well as listening to A Tribe Called Quest in my room, but there's one fragment that really stands out:

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25/3/12

Outside her room, my flatmate asks if, as a favour, I could pose as her boyfriend in front of her bitchy old school friend [to get back at her, or save face, or something]. I agree to help her out and sit on her bed with her opposite her old friend, flirting as convincingly as I can without being too obvious. It works pretty well, even the fake kiss, as we both see her friend get increasingly agitated. However, shortly afterwards, a girl I'm current having a 'thing' with walks past the door and I panic a little.

03.27.2012

Alyzarin and X.A.N.A., Melanieb works for a Private Company? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Okay, the second dream I remembered, I had no intention of finding Melanieb, but it seems when I was joking around that I would find her, my mind actually associated her being half-naked at one time banning me from the ban the person above you thread. (in waking life that is)

Dream 1: X.A.N.A taking control of Admin Alex?

I'm outside near the entrance of a building, a group of people are trying to help a person to get inside, apparently they were impaired or something like that.

I wait for them to finally get the person in, and I go inside the building. I think I go on a computer where I started to chat with Alyzarin, I can't remember exactly what we said, but apparently, Admin Alex banned us from chatting with each other.

It wasn't even Dream Views, it was most likely MSN chat, but I couldn't get reach of her at all. The environment I'm in right now speculating what the hell is going on is me in a mini-computer lab, but it had a resemblance of a small library as well.

The carpet is dark blue mixed with colors, like most dreams I've had where I was near computers, and suddenly, the reason why Alex banned us was because X.A.N.A. took control of his network?

I'm assuming it's the network since X.A.N.A. was a multi-agent program that would hack into things electronically, like disrupting a transaction of some missle weapons exchange for instance.

Everything is in spectator mode now, I see Jeremy and Ulrich together, it seems they already know what's happening.

There's music within this dream that resembles William's Theme 1, and some of the second part of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gu6J...eature=related

Ulrich tells Jeremy he has to do something, and gives Jeremy two silver keys I believe. He told him he has to go to the factory by himself.

I don't know what Ulrich has to do, but since it's a X.A.N.A attack, he must be trying to distract one set of enemies so that Jeremy can sneak to the factory and go to the Supercomputer.

For some reason, there were some moments where I was Jeremy, and then my consciousness shifted back to spectator mode and seeing things in third perspective.

I believe one moment where I was Jeremy was when Ulrich gave me the silver keys, and I started to dash out the building immediately for some odd reason, instead of asking Ulrich where specifically I should use the keys for in the factory.

I think I'm out of Jeremy's body after a few seconds of running, and he calls Ulrich on the cellphone for a more exact location to use the silver keys.

Ulrich tells him, and I can't remember where he said, but by the time Jeremy finishes his call with Ulrich, he's maybe 50 feet within walking distance from the factory.

He had two options, go to the bridge where he would go inside the factory, slide on the rope to land on bottom level, head to the elevator and get to the supercomputer......or to swim to the other direction to make the sneak attempt more successful.

This seemed to resemble one of those moments where Jeremy had to do something risky, because he was the brains of the group in Code Lyoko where he would do all the supercomputer work to transfer them to the virtual world called Lyoko.

He picks to swim across a fairly wide lake. As he's swimming, his hand loses grip on the silver keys, and this is when I made another transfer into his body, went under lake.

Underwater itself was scary for me, it was pitch black, and the water has a moss type of green to it. But I could not waste time trying to be a wimp, so I looked quickly for the keys, and found them still near the water surface going down slowly.

I grab them before they go into the pitch black area underwater, and went back up to the surface. I'm back in spectator mode again, and Jeremy is trying to swim quickly.

When I was looking at him swimming as fast as he could, no one was really behind him, so I wondered why he would go that quickly in the first place.

I spoke too soon.

A huge shark is maybe 5-6 feet away from him, and it opens its mouth and just charges for Jeremy. Instead of being afraid and just floating in the water, Jeremy closes his eys and starts swimming even faster.

Jeremy finally gets on land, and rushes quickly to a remote section of the factory. The overall setting of the factory is dark green, and Jeremy is going to a room where there's scanners completely different from the main ones near the Supercomputer.

He inserts some gold object on a smaller version of the scanners, like it served as a medium for an outfit he could wear.

Then, the most craziest thing Jeremy did in this dream, was going into a SCANNER.

He only went inside a scanner ONCE in Code Lyoko, and that was because he had to go into the fake reality X.A.N.A. created and save Yumi, Ulrich, and Odd that didn't know they were in one.

The scanner doesn't look like it's closing, or it just has a transparent medium that closes. The scanner is starting to activate, and green armor or some type of material was being attached to Jeremy's body!

After the scanning was complete, the last I remember of this dream was Jeremy going through the small vortex to get into Lyoko.

Oh, now I remember. When he goes through the vortex, he meets a group of DCs that show him a portal to another dimension, but that's it.

Dream 2: Melanieb Works for a Private Company

I think I'm on some webcam software, and I see a female half-naked. At first it looked like she was only half naked.

The quality was so amazing, it was like super HD, her hair and everything, it just amazed me, I honestly felt like I was in bed with her.

I knew it was Melanieb, I don't know why, probably the things she told me later on in the dream, but let's focus on her being half-naked.

I asked her,

"Shouldn't you be concerned if people take a picture of you half-naked?"

She replies, "I don't really care."

So I'm assuming it's just a video cam between the two of us. But again, I don't remember using a laptop to see her, so I'm presuming I was in bed with her. She put her arms to the back to rest like she's leaning on the bed.

It was like when I gave Kaomea her Gynecology exam, except Melanieb wasn't here for one, she laid there with her private parts exposed to me. I couldn't remember the exact color of her hair, it was slightly curly, and it probably was dyed at the time.

She's in the Spread-eagle position, except she has her top torso elevated, and her legs are elevated a bit so she can give me a full view of everything, and I mean everything.

I honestly do not know why I was not lucid, this was just that moment where she's practically exposing herself for me to explore and do anything to her, and I'm not aware of this.

I look at her breasts, and they're pretty huge, like, not like huge huge, just huge to where it just becomes eye-candy. Her nipples are light brownish, like a really faded color of light brown.

And how parts of her hair hanged out on her breast, seeing it stream down to the cleavage, and to the sides made it look like she was some kind of Amazon Queen or something.

I could hear her breathing as well, she's doing it pretty slow, and I just don't know how to respond to this amazement.

The bedsheets where probably brown overall as well, maybe white, but I do remember things being brown overall in the dream. I think it was at night she lured me to her bed in this dream.

I couldn't do anything but just look at her exposing herself to me, she's smiling at me too, just waiting for me to do something.

After just staying still and practically having my eyes twitching wondering if this is real or not, I have a dream shift to where things are in spectator mode for me again, and Melanieb is the narrator apparently.

She tells me that Dream Views is a site that believes dreams aren't a reality, and the company she works for is in it for making dreams become a reality?

I see several scenes pan over each other like it was some kind of trailer or something. I saw a library, office, etc.

I can't remember anything else after that.

I can presume that I saw the office and library because I think Melanieb said she was an editor before, which probably led my mind to associate things for that.


(I just know it has to be her because she's the only one in the dream, and if I had a dream before where I see Kaomea up close, it just had to be Melanieb).

Maybe she didn't remember this at all, but I just can't help but feel mad that I didn't do anything to her. She was just begging for me to touch her......

I am with my mom and some other close friends in a large mall with many levels. The bottom level is grand and people are selling bedroom furniture at their posts which are models of lavish and comfy beds. I come down the stairs and meander around until I find people quickly going through boarding gates. They show there tickets and are rushed on board to a vessel which I know to be a ship. I here the final departure call for one ship and I ask if they have any room on board for me and they say no. I ask another ship and she starts to find space for me and tells me they will be traveling to all these exotic islands. I ran away excited to go and I start telling all my family and friends but then the ship leaves without me.

I also dreamed about a four leaf clover but I can't remember the context.

Going to do this a bit backwards and write the last dream of the night first since it was my lucid and my memory wasn't great last night. I had migraines and trouble sleeping, so I had aleve and benedryl in my system, generally mucking up any chance I had of remembering the stuff from the first part of the night.

Dream Four: I'm at Walmart with my husband and my daughter. We're looking for that paper for preschoolers with the ABCs printed on it that you trace to learn how to draw your letters. For some reason we're looking in the pharmacy. We keep finding loose single sheets in the bins, and even a book that's been broken and ripped, but we can't find anything new and still in the package. I recall there being some stationary around the Electronics department so I tell my husband we should go back there and look. He grabs my hand and we start walking towards the electronics department. I think he's pulling the buggy with his other hand, then realize I don't hear my daughter and look back to see he's not. I freak out that he left her, and he says he'll go back and get her he's sorry, and to just go ahead and go look for the paper. I agree, and then walk towards electronics. I walk past the toy department and see my son with my mom picking out a toy, but keep walking on a mission. I find the paper, and then my husband and mom both show up with the kids in tow. Then either time skips or I'm missing the events, but the next thing I can remember I'm getting my Daughter out of the car. I'm in a garage, and our car is a black SUV. I set my daughter down and realize somethings off. I don't drive a black SUV, and we don't have a garage. I call out for my husband to get over here quick! He asks what's wrong, and I tell him, "This is a dream! I'm dreaming, or we're dreaming. I'm lucid!" I'm practically jumping with excitement. He shakes his head and just looks totally confused, so I just tell him to watch the kids. For some reason, after my daughter being lost earlier in the dream I just can't stand the idea of walking away from them even though I know they're only dream characters. I run out across the yard and onto the road. I notice that our house isn't even on our road anymore, instead it's about ten minutes away in the fields next to Drum's (a local restaurant). I want to fly, so I try hopping, skipping, and jumping, with no luck. I'm annoyed, but think it's ok, if I can't do one thing, I'll try something else! I think to myself, I'm going to pull a magic wand out of my pocket and then I won't have to worry about things not working, because I'll have magic! But there's nothing in my pockets I get this bright idea that I'm going to go into the house and get my daughter's toy magic wand, that'll work just as well in a dream. I go inside, and into the bedroom. I notice that the room is an exact mirror image of my room in waking life. I find it cool how everything is exactly opposite of usual. Then I feel fuzzy headed and think, "Crap! I'm waking up!" but then when I blink my eyes and "wake up" I realize I'm not in bed, I'm on the floor. I think for a moment that I must have fallen out of bed, but then I realize I can feel carpet on my cheek, and my house has hardwood floors. I'm still dreaming! I get up and the room has made a 3/4 turn shift so everything is the wrong way, but I don't much care, I've already marveled over the room, I just want to go do something cool! I grab the toy magic wand off the bookshelf, then head back outside. My husband is still in the garage with the kids, and I tell him again that I'm dreaming, and he still seems confused. I shrug and go back out to the road. The house is in a different spot again, but I don't pay much attention to it. Instead I decide that my belief in this being a dream is just not strong enough to let me do what I want, so I'm going to prove to myself it's a dream and push it to the extreme. I lay down in the road in front of a Semi. I close my eyes and listen to it getting closer and closer, waiting for it to hit me, but knowing it wouldn't. I look up a few times, and the truck never gets any closer, even though it appears to be moving. I decide to try now to bring something into the dream. Knowing a wand didn't work, I try bringing in Renji from Bleach by visualizing since I had accidentally brought him into my last lucid that way. I figure if I can do it on accident so easily, I shouldn't have any problem doing it on purpose. Fail I get up and go back inside remembering that I was going to get a toy wand earlier. I walk into the room, grab the toy wand off the books shelf, then walk towards the door and start feel fuzzy headed again. CRAP! I wake up, once again on the floor, this time though I know it's another false awakening because I feel for the carpet right away. Unfortunately, I don't have the wand anymore, instead I'm holding one of those Sugar crystal formations on a stick.

I decide to go with it, the dreams jumping around so much, rather than fight it and wake up frustrated I'll just do what I can with what I'm given. I take my magic rock candy outside, but drop it in the grass as soon as I step off the porch. I shrug, and pick it up telling myself, "This is a dream, there's no dirt on this thing!" then I take a bite, so at least I can be happy that I've tasted food for the first time in a lucid if I wake up without having done anything else. It tasted like grass... then when I told myself over and over that no grass was on it because this is a dream, the grass taste went away and it tasted awesome, just like the real thing I take a moment to look at the road again. This time, instead of being in the middle of a pale green and yellow field with a straight road in front of us, the house is sitting on a hill with the darkest lushest grass I've ever seen, and the road zig zags in front of the house. Sort of like an s curve in the road, only with sharp corners instead of curves. I set off down the road to my left, suddenly thinking I've accomplished something cool, I ate in a lucid, so now I'm going to go looking for K since it's been a long time since I've done that or even seen him for sure in a non lucid. I notice some teenage kids in the road across the street from the house, so I start by asking them if they know K and can take me to him. One kid grins all creepy like the Cheshire cat, and he tells me his older brother knows K and could take me to him, I just have to come inside and wait for his brother to get home. His creepy unnatural smile bugs me, so I refuse saying I'll wait outside. He tells me that if I don't go inside his brother can't take me. I tell him thanks, if his brother changes his mind I'll be up the road, but I'm not stupid enough to go inside. Then I start thinking to myself that maybe I could get my husband to take me to him since hes a dream character too and in previous dreams he's known who K was. Then I decide that it's probably not a good idea, seeing as how K's been my love interest in many a dreams, and just because he was friend with K in one dream, doesn't mean his dream character is going to be happy to take his wife to find another man, lol. So instead I keep walking and thinking. Hm, I read a post about controlling your lucids like a video game, and I carrying my 3DS around with me everywhere, maybe I could use that somehow? I pull it out of my pocket with no problems (In waking life, I always carry it in my bag, it's way too big to fit in my pants pockets. I envy how guys pants have so many big pockets to carry stuff in!) then I open it up, and look for a lucid dream game. No luck. But then I realize if I'm in a dream, maybe I can send a message to K with the swap note app and it'll go to whatever electronic devices his dream self may be carrying. As I walk I open up swap note, but don't recognize anyone on my friends list. Then I realize, no wonder, I'm logged in as my daughters Mii! So, I log off and log in as my Mii (you really can't do that on a 3DS, there's no log ins or log outs, lol) then I scroll on my friends list with this idea of what I think K's Mii might look like. I don't see a Mii with the hair I thought his should have on it, but I do see one with a really odd hairstyle that I've never seen on a Mii before and decide that has to be K because it sticks out so much and is so different from all the others. I've only met K in dreams, and he always sticks out. He doesn't feel empty like other Dream Characters, instead he actually has an energy like feel, like real people in real life do. I start to send a message to that Mii, but I find that there's already a message written to him, and assume it's from a previous dream, maybe when I was non lucid I tried this before. The note tells him where I am, but it's the wrong place, so I'm trying to erase it to write the correct place and I can not get it to erase. I'm surprisingly laid back in my dreams, and when it doesn't work the way I want to, I decide to find a way around it. I'm going to send a message to someone else and ask them to forward it to him. I find a random Mii, a female, and send her a message that I'm looking for K and to please have him get in touch with me. Then My 3DS turns into a phone, and it's ringing. I put it up to my ear and it's the girl I had messaged. I'm still walking down the road and am coming up on a house i lived in about 6 years ago, and the girl starts going off on me. She's telling me that I need to leave K alone, that he's working really hard to take care of his family and he's under a lot of stress right now, the last thing he needs is me expecting him to take care of me too. I'm both hurt and pissed by her statements, and I storm towards (and eventually inside) the house I used to live in while I fuss right back at her. I try to defend myself by saying I understand he has his own things to do, and I don't want him to have to take care of me. I just want to see him, and if he's trying to take care of a family, I'd like to help him. Then I hang up on the girl because she just keeps going on and on, and I get the impression that she's trying to get me out of the picture because she's hung up on him too, lol. I'm inside my old house, and I am walking around inside it looking for K. My lucidity is slipping, but I don't notice it, instead I just accept the dream fact that this house is now home to a bunch of squatters with no where else to live. I think that if K is struggling to take care of a family (not sure if this point if we're talking wife and kids family, or brothers and sisters family, lol) that he's likely to be somewhere like this. I walk out the back door, and see some people, but none of them are K so I just wave and keep looking around. I go to the front yard and up the driveway, then I see a black SUV driving up the road. I walk up to the road where the SUV has stopped. A guy with blond hair, but short cut and his face looks failure but is definitely not K, gets out. An older woman walks off the porch and up to the SUV. She starts laying into the guy, telling him he has no right to be here. Somehow K comes up, and I ask if the guys knows him. The woman says she's K's mom, and that the guy is his older brother that she kicked out of the house at the age of 5. I'm shocked she'd do that to her kid, but she starts saying he was always surrounded by women, even pregnant ones, and she was sick of all the hussies around her house. The guy is trying to defend himself saying she's crazy and off her rocker and he did no such thing, she just makes this shit up to justify what a bitch she is. I'm just like, "Wow, age 5?! How is that even possible?!" Then I decide this conversation is none of my business even if they do know K, they're not going to take me to him if they're fighting. I turn around and start walking back down the driveway towards the house hoping I'll find some other clue to K's whereabouts. I notice there are tents going down the driveway, and some people poke their heads out and wave at me. I smile and wave back, but then wake up. I didn't open my eyes and hope to fall back asleep and do a DEILD but I'm too excited about the fact that I was lucid and actually did stuff that I couldn't fall back asleep. I tried getting up and going to the bathroom then laying back down, no luck. I spent about 45 minutes trying to fall back asleep before giving up and coming in here to type all that out, lol.

Dream Three: I dreamed that I'm watching from third person as a man (whom I understand in the dream to be myself) is shot by another man in the back and killed. Then I spend most of the dream watching as the other man claims that I was trying to kill him so he killed me first. Some people can see my ghost and I tell them what really happened, but then some police see my ghost and try to arrest me. I wonder what it's like for a ghost in jail, because a ghost has no life to end a life sentence, I'd be there for eternity, and I don't like that idea.

Dream Two: My notes say Skylanders, so I must have dreamed of that game.

Dream One: My notes say "Another" which is an Anime on Crunchy Roll right now. I just finished it yesterday, and it was REALLY good but since it was Horror and pretty disturbing, I'm glad I didn't remember this dream after resting the whole night, lol. I figured I'd dream of it because it was on my mind a lot and I wanted to re-watch it and see all the little Clues I missed the first time around.

Lo ultimo que recuerdo es estar en un tipo video juego con bichitos en vez de monstruos, me metia por una alcantarilla junto con otras 2 personas que no recuerdo quienes eran, mataba los bichitos y seguiamos, despues una persona se fue y dijo otra persona tenemos que alcanzarlo, entonces se convirtio en el profesor paul y aparecimos en un carro de los 70 bien oldie, despues la toma era de arriba como pelicula de accion y dijo el profesor, para salvar al director (Zepeda) tenemos que pasar ese risco, y entonces saltamos un risco enorme para despues saltar del carro y caer en una plataforma del otro lado.
Recuerdo haber visto una estructura en forma de C con otra en forma de C dentro de esa y le explique con las manos que foma tenia(cosa que en la vida real me hubiera parecido imposible) y dijo ok, entonces mire por donde estaba el maleante que tenia reen al profesor, estaba caminando hacia el profesor y nosotros estabamos por detras del muro de donde estaba el, entonces me giro hacia el lado contrario de la C para tirar una granada de mentiras del tipo MGS para que se acerque, y lo hace, para esto aparece un HUD y puedo ver por donde corre y le digo a mi profesor que se apure, corro con zepeda y le tomo la mano y despues el profesor mienras corremos hacia un elevador que nos elevaba como en una grua, despues recuerdo caer al agua y mirar como entro(el azul era impresionante) salgo nadando a la superficie y una niña me atrapa y me dice que fui un heroe y que el profesor no hubiera sobrevivido sin mi ayuda, enton es ella estaba en una canoa y me llevo a la orilla en la que habia un muellecito y una escalera, subo la escalera pero estaba obstruida, despues bajo y caigo en una especie de tren que me lleva a un parque de diversiones donde era un videojuego tambien y recuerdo haber cambiado las texturas para que fuera mas rapido, despues era un katamari que saltaba y en mi HUD aparecia un mario con globos y una flecha, despues de vagar un rato me di cuenta de esta ultima para seguirla, era un parque de diversiones con un tema como de casino, bueno llegue a la mision y era una moneda con un signo de ? la toque y entonces aparecio un puesto de globos donde escuchaba con voz en frances "j'aime bien les cadeaux et les ballons" y entonces
i awoke!

I am a new initiate in the mages guild of oblivion. I am in a dimly lit guild hall, there are alchemy ingredients everywhere. I walk up some stairs, slowly gaining awareness unconsciously. I talk with someone briefly about a book they have in front of them. Everyone disappears. I am not suprised, I look at the book, it has a candle protruding out of it, and is slowly turning into a candle completely. I raise my hand tword the candle, I can see a reflection in the copper colored wax. I am amused at the ever changing distortions of the reflection.

"You are Dreaming" I hear, from no particular source. My mind races to process this information, I realize it to be true, in a matter-of-fact way. I walk down the stairs, thinking about what to do, "Practice Dream control, Control your expectations." I hear again. I turn towards the front door, expecting to see someone rising up from an elevator. Serverous Snape ascends from the elevator, I have a few words with him and the elevator goes back down. I figure out what to do. I get in the elevator and expect to go to Oz. The elevator closes and descends. While in the elevator, I examine my expectations and realize I'm expecting it to be a terrible and nasty place, I try to change what I'm expecting, but only succeed in getting myself confused. the only thing I'm sure about by the time the elevator stops is that I'm going to oz.

The elevator doors open and I am greeted with some cheery music outside. I see the yellow brick road extending into the distance, and the immediate area is covered with green healthy grass. Unfortunately, the non-immediate area is covered with purple diseased ground and red giant mushrooms about half as tall as me. Lightning crashes in the background, making the cheery music almost comical in a way. I smile at the absurdity of the scene and start walking down the yellow brick road.

Just before I make it to the purple ground, I get a text message. I check it, and it's from, "Adventurer" I don't know who that would be. The message says something like, "where are you" or "what are you doing" I start to type a reply, but realize this person is probably nearby. I shout out in reply, "I'm in Oz, Where are you?" I spot them, A man and a child, both wearing cardboard armor with duck-tape on it to make it look like metal, both standing on a mushroom. I jump up to a mushroom next to theirs, intending to talk with them, but I see three monsters looking at me from a wall a good distance away. two about as tall as me knee, and one as tall as I am that has six arms.

I jump over to confront them, a small one charges, I reach behind my back for a swrod... and grab at air (Doh!) well it's too late to think of a new strategy I figure, so I continue and say, "My sword is invisible!" and skewer the creature with energy hardened into a point, this is fairly draining to me, but It's not dead yet, I lift it, and sling it with my "sword" at a nearby wall. It crumples into a heap.

The second one is raring to go, but I need some time to think of a plan, so I bluff a bit. I say, "you're going to die if you face me, just like the other one." this causes it to become a bit afraid, the bigger one pokes it's head and says, "if you don't go, I'LL kill you." I figure out what to do. I grab my right arm in my left hand and drop my stance. I start charging energy in my right forearm. I begin hearing the megaman X charge sound. The larger one starts charging at me I hear the level 2 charge sound, aim, BOOM! the invisible shot goes off... invisible because I just shot a blast of air that passes right through it.

He grabs me and puts me in a suplex. we turn into a wheel and I get pinned. I wake up in the passanger seat of a car (FA) I look around, my phone says 8:58, I grab my dream journal, start writing down the dream, and then wake up for real.

#1 - Battle For The Pencil [Non-Lucid]

Linkzelda was in a good deal of this dream, though only fleetingly whenever he was. I was in this enormous and highly stylized school and I was carrying around a folder, a pencil, and a laptop, and consistently throughout the dream Link would sneak up behind me and attempt to grab the pencil from me before I was able to notice soon enough to do anything about it. While I don't remember a lot of the more specific details of this because the dream was really long, I do remember that every time he tried it was getting more intense because it was making me paranoid. Each time it seemed like he was getting just a little bit closer than the previous time. The last time, I was sitting at my laptop looking at a website that looked like some crappy '90s Angelfire page and listed information about different types of alcohol, and suddenly I had this feeling that he was right behind me. I turned around but it was too late, he already made a reach for the pencil, but I wasn't going to give it up so easily! (I hadn't even used it once in the dream. ) I got a firm grip on the pencil myself and thus began a massive struggle of trying to yank it out of the other's hands. It got sooo emotionally intense, but in the end I finally won. I was so amped up and happy that I proceeded to laugh exactly like Shion from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni.



After that I just walked off. I went down this gigantic spiral staircase and ended up in a cafeteria where I proceeded to look for some of my school friends, though really for the entire duration of the dream I was mainly distracted because I was just so happy that I was able to do that laugh.

#2 - Getting Hustled [Non-Lucid]

I live somewhere right next to M now, and she's texting me about her day and talking about how she went across the street to this strip mall place for lunch. As she's saying this, I actually see her crossing the street to do it. I decided to head over there too, but then I got distracted and started thinking about going to GameStop, which I guess was also part of that strip mall. However, on the way there I looked into a different restaurant and saw N, D, J, and O, so I decided to go inside. We were in line getting food on trays like in a school lunch line, and I had a lot of food but all I really remember about my meal was that it included a couple bags of Cheez-Its. There was a guy in the line who was texting and totally immobile for a long time, so we all cut around him but the cashier refused to serve us. :T She said we had to go wait our turn if we wanted our food. We argued that that guy was trying to hustle us , but she told us we didn't have a choice. I think something short happened after that, but that's all I remember.

I had to write a final essay just like the one that I wrote in my geology 101 class this last spring quarter. I felt like I was running out of time and voiced it to a pretty girl next to me. She was late to class and had less time, she looked like a girl from my church (Jillian) but had brown hair. While I took the test there was this large naked black woman that looked like the woman from the movie "Precious" changing in the back with her naked husband. The teacher who was a woman held cardboard boxes on front of them to shield them. Bizzare. Also,
I remember walking into a backyard that had businesses deep behind it. I talked with someone I was with about how it would be nice to work so close to home.

Dream 1: Dinner Party
I remember being around our small town. A party was happening all over the place, it was some kind of dinner party. I was walking with my friends, when all of a sudden we saw some people running in front of us as fast as they could. Looking ahead of them, they were trying to catch some weird guy. We decided to follow them, wanting to see what would happen.

When we got there, out of breath, we saw that it was some sort of crackhead, or autistic person that they were chasing. He was acting weird. We walked away from the scene.

Looking around for a spot to eat, I saw these weird flat trees all around me. They kind of looked like Minecraft trees, but with flat tops.

At the end of the dream I vaguely remember the crack head coming up to Sam and licking her. (ew…)

Dream 2: Driving... Again?
I was driving a car on the highway. Of course I was scared, it was almost night time and for some reason I was swerving violently. I was unsure of what to do. No parent was in the passenger seat, or in the car for that matter. I had, I think, two other people my age in the car.

I would make sudden stops at the stop signs or cars in front of me, because I failed to break earlier. My way of driving seems like I would have been intoxicated.

The dream just went on like this for a while.

Dream 3: Shh.. I'm hiding!
I don’t know why, but I was hiding from someone. One of my friends. I was at my mom’s house. Sam was with me. For some reason, there was a crack in the floor that I was able to fit through that ran along the wall. I squeezed myself into the fetal position, checking in the corner (where my back was) for spiders. Sam stood above the crack, watching for the friend.

He came up towards Sam, looking for me. Sam smiled, and then he looked down, and noticed me. Busted.

Then the dream ended.

I'm driving a car trough the street where we had our old apartement. (I'm only 15, so I can't drive a car in waking life). It's difficult for me, but it works, though the car has no steering wheel and I have to move my body to the left and to the right side to drive the car in the right direction. I suddenly remember that I always wanted to try to drive a car in my lucid dreams and ask myself if I'm dreaming. I recognized that the car had no steering wheel and so I was sure that I was dreaming. I got off the car and searched for a new one that had a steering wheel and I found one. I stole it from a young woman who began to shout angry things to me, but I didn't mind. I started to drive the car and the landscape began to change very quickly.. I looked out of the window because the landscape got really exciting, I was driving down a hill now, on both sides of the street was forest, beautiful rainforest (the day before we painted a jungle on the wall in our classroom and the landscape looked like that painting). with many flowers etc. I parked the car and got off cause I wanted to watch the forest. The air was warm and felt good on my skin, I smelled the trees, the leaves, the flowers and I felt very free.

I am not sure if this dream was lucid or not but anyhow here is what i recall:
I was sitting in a classroom waiting for the exam sheet but then i got really really sleepy and the invigilators came and started saying bad things about me.I requested to go to the bathroom and after that i came back to the classroom and saw my brother sitting behind me.After that i just remember shouting (multiple times) "GIVE ME THE PAPER DOUCHE's" xD and then i woke up.....

I was in school in my dream, A girl named vinessa asked me out. I said yes because she was kinda cute. After school we went on a bike ride togeather and then we went to her house and she showed me around. It wasn't a bad place but then mom called to come home. I rode home and my nefue Jake was there. He wanted to bike ride and while we went riding i told him about Vinessa. He wanted to see her house but then she came riding up to us and said hi then she had to go back home. Jake really wanted to find her house for some reason but i refused to tell him (just to mess with him ) then once i told him I woke up to my alarm clock. But! I hit snooze and went back to sleep and was in the same dream! This time it was all the same but jake was headed to her house this time. He passed my house but then once we got going down the hill, we saw some creepers on the top of the hill!! (Minecraft creepers) Then we went to the top we scared them off then once we rode down we we're almost there then my alarm clock went off again. I had to get up this time