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+ car in traffic, can't wait for the turn, blocks the lane, but other cars did make the lane, if we go ahead, we won't be able to turn for a long ways

+ flying/hopping between light poles in the median of a road, along with a flying squirrel, the squirrel is slow moving and I nudge it with my leg a few times

+ TV: up close examination. On-screen configuration menu, many many options, trying to figure them all out. The TV has a feature where it will swivel to copy the movements of the recording TV camera (this can be disabled). There are chairs for sitting in and watching. The volume is loud and I'm trying to turn it down

+ In the living room of childhood home with parents (sense don't really see them). They're handling one of my tapes, I take it just in case it has NSFW stuff on it. We're going to watch a movie. I go to put the tape back in a cabinet on floor level in the piano corner. I'm digging around in the cabinet and in the back I see a bottle with a purplish orange bright label, I think hey that looks like my galantamine. I pull it out and it is. I think it is a bulk powder. The directions on the label say to take 1/2 tablespoon 30 minutes before bed. I wonder if it is still good. I look closer and the bottle and now it's transparent and filled with something that looks like small flat capers in oil. It is a galantamine and garlic mixture in oil.

Upstairs, I enter the hallway bathroom. The light is off. I look at the sink, the sink is full and the right faucet is running a bit. I try to turn it off but it won't turn off. The left faucet handle is entirely missing. I look to the right and see that my dad has placed a bucket by the door to catch the overflow. I fiddle around with the sink, I think about getting a plumbing device to see if I can unclog the drain. There are now two drains in the sink, and the water starts draining out of each one, with a little whirlpool forming over each drain. The sink then is empty.

I'm walking up the steps to the street in the front of the house. I think it may be possible that I can fly, even though I feel totally awake. Wouldn't that be awesome? I get up to the street and look at the blue sky between the M's and L's houses. I don't think I've ever flown in that direction before, I should probably try it. I'm feeling elated like I really might be able to fly. I walk quickly towards the L's low brick wall fence, turn around and face our house, and get a running start and launch myself into the air…and I don't fall, yes I can fly!

I don't get very far though, my progress is stalled, but then some wind catches me and I rise up about 20 feet but am blown backwards. I aim myself over towards the G's and notice that they've cleaned up all the mess/growth in their yard, it's very neat now. I'm sailing just barely over the rooftops, [now in a dream neighborhood], I'm below roof level now, only about 10-15 feet above the ground. I'm flying through courtyards and I see people sitting out in their gardens and porches but somehow they don't see me. I fly up to and barely over the roof of another house.

I need to flap my arms to keep flying and it's hard and my arms are getting tired. Past one house I'm just about back to the ground and so I land and start walking.

I encounter a family going to the beach. A little girl, a little boy, and (not seen) a dad. The boy is in front and the girl is behind him. The girl calls out in a very loud and almost incomprehensible voice, DAAAAA!! COOOOO HEEEEEYAAAAA FFOOO A SEEEE [dad, come here for a second]. She's not impaired or disabled, just speaks really unclearly, I think it's really hard to understand people sometimes. She calls out this again. Then the girl is commenting on a little strap connecting the upper pants to the lower pants that both the boy and the girl are wearing: the boy's has gotten dirty, but so has the girl's the boy points out. I think when you go to the beach, everything gets dirty.

Fragment
» I recall someone asking me if I also entered a contest to win a free GoPro camera.

» I recall chilling with one of my housemates. We were talking about his relationship.

Team Jestion
I'm watching a video of a bunch of freerunners. Parts of it are in slowmotion. They are in an MMA arena, showcasing their tricks. A few times I could see the audience in the background. There's one kid who was either black or Asian, who seemed bored, as he yawned quite obviously. The tricks this group was showcasing were so brutal that I replayed parts of the video. There was one part where someone was sort of leaning against an object in the middle of the arena. His back was hollow and his face was covered by something. One of the other guys decides to use his upperbody as a platform to perform a gainer [backflip variant]. He runs up to the guy, puts his foot down on the right side of his chest and performs the gainer, landing just to the left of the other dude. Insanely awesome! You can see the other guy open his mouth to scream though, as he probably wasn't expecting this to happen. At the end I can see the logo of Team Jestion.

1. I was in a futuristic four wheel drive ATV, smack in the middle of a battlefield. The battlefield was on a huge plateau covered in green grass. I drove across it. I was highly aware of the fact that there was an entire army of aliens behind me. I floored the accelerator and got out of there. As I did so, I quickly realized that I was approaching the cliff of the plateau, but I knew I couldn't stop. An entire group of giant aliens were quickly trailing behind me, and they were catching up. I had no choice, so I drove over the cliff. As I was falling I noticed that there were giant humans in front of me. Then it came to me, I was super small. Once I landed on the brick ground far below me I got out of the ATV. I suddenly became a normal sized human, or so to say, the same size as everyone else. I looked around, semi-lucid at this point. To my left I realized that there was a beautiful lake. It was a calm lake, barely any motion was in it. In the lake, close to the edge, was a small fisherman's boat. Inside was an old man, and he seemed to be looking for something. He threw his fishing reel out and immediately caught something, something big. "I'm losing it!" he said as he struggled. Suddenly my friend Trey showed up out of no where and jumped in the lake. He grabbed the fish by its throat with ease and handed it to a random guy reaching out to him that was standing on the concrete path not far from where I was.
The guy went to grab for the fish, but as he did it slipped out of his hands and the fish fell into the water. Trey once again, with ease, grabbed the fish out of the water and handed to the random guy with caution. This time the guy grabbed hold of the fish securely and it didn't fall. I walked over to the random guy simply observing with interest. At this point I was on the verge of doing a reality check. I had the drive to do one as I knew that I hadn't done one in a while. However, I kept on walking. As I did though, I analyzed everything that had just happened, but my mind wasn't focused solely on doing so; I was partly distracted.
I walked to the school I was next to and realized that today I had my last final before Christmas break started. I was very content that I was fixing to be out of school for 2 weeks to say the least. As I walked along the edge of the school I saw two girls. They were beautiful. I was now semi-lucid and asked my self "Am I in a dream?". I don't know what happened after that.

2. I was inside of my own house. I ran inside through the front door after I saw some old guy run into our backyard. Immediately I thought that he was an intruder. On top of that it was raining hard. Really hard. I could hear the rain hitting the roof from inside. For some reason I had a wife in this dream. She was beautiful. She had black hair and blue eyes and I could tell she was of spanish descent. I didn't even know her name lol. She walked into our backyard and into the granite area behind our garage. She told me she was going to get something. I waited for her. While she was back behind the garage I kept thinking about how beautiful she was. There was alot of thunder and lightening, and the rain was still heavy. Soon enough she came back. As she walked inside I told her "You are so beautiful holy shit". She rolled her eyes and told me to stop. I read her emotions. She thought I was joking for some reason lol. I pulled her close to me and kissed her on the lips. The feeling of our lips touching was amazing to say the least. I was totally drunk in love at that moment lol.

By the way, for anyone reading this, I was drunk while typing this up, so this isn't how I normally type my dreams up. Thanks for reading. I was still aware enough to spell everything correctly though lol.

MILD(BEFORE SLEEP) - WBTB+MILD

*I became lucid while flying over a beautiful city at night time. I flew around for a while enjoying my flying abilities. I saw a particular part of the city I wanted to go to and I said out loud I want to go there immediately I began to fly in that direction. I flew down into the city and enter into what seemed like a 3d computer generated world which was very bizarre.

I had this dream I was standing in a field and not far from was a man with a hat tipped over his eyes wearing a heavy grey coat there was a big farm house up a head from us and I dont know why but I knew we were both going there. We both seemed to be waiting then I saw that there were sheep around us in the field and little lambs too. There was a sheep and lamb close to the man but the sheep wasnt paying attention to it's lamb which wandered closer to a wire fence where it was very muddy. The lamb then started squealing in fright as it sunk down below the mud it's mother just walked away I looked at the man but he didnt move to help it and soon it was only it's nose poking above the watery mud so i ran to the man shoved my phone into his hand and grabbed his other so I could lean over without falling in and sinking myself. I managed to grab the lamb by the scruff of the neck and tug it out of the mud. Next thing I know the man is gone and Im walking away holding this really frail filthy lamb against my chest covered in mud.

I went to check into a hotel with my boyfriend and he told the person at the check-in desk that we were staying there for the whole weekend but I thought we were just staying for a night and I was stressing because I had something important to do like play some Mortal Kombat character and it was really important for some reason.

Then I was younger and in a class but it was an outdoor class and I couldn't pay
attention to the teacher because I was looking behind me at the beautiful scenery, a tall mountain and a sunset. The boy behind me passed me a picture. It was a picture of the mountain and sunset. Then the boy started saying really nice things to me that I liked and I was falling in love and then we were lying on a couch. I lay my head on his leg as I realized I was going to stay with him and love him forever. Then he moved up beside of me, lying beside me on the couch and I put my arms around him.

But then something weird happens, like I am eating, but in reverse, so food is coming up my throat and turning into solid food in my mouth and I try to swallow it down but I am choking and everything is ruined and I wake up.

Then I am with my boyfriend. We are near our apartment complex but it is different. There is a solid cement ground and a solid cement wall and my boyfriend is very drunk and yelling at some woman in the distance so I make him stop. I thought he was really going to embarrass himself. But then I wanted to see what happened if he told the woman what he wanted to tell her so I tried to encourage him to keep on yelling but he wouldn't do it.

I had a bunch of other weird dreams that I took mental notes of but then I fell asleep and lost them.

[Notes]:
- This happened a while back, can't remember much about it.

[Fragment 1]:
I get into my car with a couple of friends (one of them is W). For some reason, the driver's seat is on the right side. I hear these strange gas-like sounds in the car behind me, and I look, and low and behold my friends are smoking crack in my car with a couple of test tubes. I flip out at them, and they get legit scared and run away. I run after them. I eventually find myself on top of this tree house, and these police/neighborhood watch people start shouting at me, scolding me for scolding my friends for having crack.

[Fragment 2]:
Something about my bus being late... turning onto a neighborhood street.

[Fragment 3]:
There was this crazy lightning storm above my house. [DREAMSIGN] It flew over and ended up on the east side, spewing out confetti-like sine wave lightning like crazy.

[Notes]:
- Very vivid.
- I wrote some rudimentary notes a while back, but now I can't remember that much outside of them.
- The setting was rather all over the place; it was more like I was watching a movie with cuts in between than actually flowing through a whole dream.

[Dream begins]:
My family doctor had prescribed me heroin, and I didn't really know why (possibly depression?). I was supposed to shoot up once a day, every morning. My syringes came in these blue or black plastic containers in packs of 10 or 20.

I had become dependent on it. In order to feel any sense of normality, I'd have to shoot up. On the first day of the dream, I shot up in the morning, but then started feeling crappy in the afternoon. I know I was only supposed to shoot once, but I just had to do it again. Thus began the cycle. The next day, I made it halfway through the day, then shot up again. Then again a couple hours later, and so on. At the end of the day, I realized that I had shot up five times. I realized I had a problem. The next day, I decided I would only shoot up once in the morning, as prescribed. I made it into the day a little, feeling relatively fine, and then I started to feel crappy. I had a HUD that had a happy meter that was like a battery, and it was nearing empty. I began to feel like my whole body was hurting, sweats, and fever.

[Dream ends]

I Can't Recall Much, But Here's What I Remember. I Was Waking Up In A Different Living Room Than Mine, Which I Might Have Been Lucid. In The Living Room, I Remember Seeing Lots Of Pets. For Some Reason, They Were Gone, But It Didn't Bother Me All That Much Knowing I Was Lucid. Few Minutes Later, I Saw A Human Sized Robot For Whatever Reason, I Thought It Was Just My Subconcience Probably

Later I Got On A Computer, BTW, I Don't Think I Was Lucid BEFORE This, But For Whatever Reason, The Computer Was Not The Normal 8. Instead, It For Some Reason Was 2000. Tried To See If I Could Get On Minecraft, But All The Sudden, I See A Bunch Of Viruses And Adware Pop Up In An Old Styled Computer Fashion. This Is Where I Get Lucid. I Tried To Teleport To My School, Just To Explore Around A Little.

For Some Reason, It Has Two Extra Floors And... A Walmart Behind It? I Had Earlier Also Remember Eggnog At The Back Of The Fridge. I Didn't Even Have That, But That Certainly Would Not Make Me Lucid As It Is Close To The Holidays. Anyways, For Some Reason When I Stepped Into The Walmart Area In The Back Of My School I Ended Up Waking Up (For Real)

Sorry If This Dream Is Kind Of Boring :/. I Honestly Didn't Create Anything As I Just Wanted To Explore. Sorry.

18/12/15
A short fragment about being in a dark medieval inn, torches flickering, discussing rebellious plans with a group of people.

Three kid playing CS(fps game) on VR headset on 2nd floor, The 2nd floor house have balcony at the back with stairs to outside first floor. Every once a while weird stuff happen in the house like things weren't at the same place, light was turn off but came home with light on
There is this old dirty and crazy lady that talks to her self in a language no body can understand live near by, Every once a while she will wonder up to the house and look into windows many times she walk to the back of the house up the balcony looking into the house.
So back to the 3 kid that was playing the game on VR headset. The game glitch out stuck on the same screen for few sec and came back glitchy, Is was really weird normally when game glitch/stuck you will get log off or just unplayable, all of the sudden the game gets really bloody, player gets kill by flying cars fly and crash people to dead they were able to see all the details like body crush to pieces. One of the 3 kids got board of it and took off the VR headset trying to reset it to normal another yell why you took it off you haven't even quit the game yet (sounded horrific) and all of the sudden the guy took the VR headset drop to the ground. Those guys hear a loud falling sound quit the game and check what is going on one of the kid standing near the stairs fell a cold breeze and notice the front door were slightly open down stairs he runs down stairs to check if anyone was home trying to get some help the guy at 2nd floor yells HIS DEAD. that kid ran back up stairs he saw that dead kids face look totally deform his tongue were handing out eyes wild opens. he pick up the phone dialing 911 while on the phone both of them hear someone is talking at the back of the house on the balcony when they look over they saw the shadow of that old lady hunchback. One guy walk up to window so close to that old lady he can see every detail on her,messy white hair with the tooth looking like piranha. That old lady start to get really mad ran back down and up while yelling. Seems like she's talking to ghost around her all of the sudden she had a straight eye contact with the kid by the window she start to walking away down to the stairs. This guy felt like his frd death have something to do with this old lady he opens the back door of balcony that old lady ran back so fast in a flash . He try to punch her the old lady bite hand off and I woke up.

The sex dream wiped out the rest of the recall for the night.

+ not great recall of it now, but it was quite intense and seemed fairly long.
Coming down (escalator) to area (filming?) where lots of kinky/fetishy things were going on. BJ from girl with long snake neck, her head turning around in circles on that stalk. Intercourse with another. Another at a table?

Then I'm entering a bus parked outside. There is a rocky lava step leading up to the bus with a sleeping bag laid across it. Inside, I hear a guy and a girl going at it in the bus, she's moaning loudly. I lie down and pretend to be asleep on the stairs of the bus. They stop and the guy (I sense) is in the front seat looking down at me while I pretend to sleep. At one point I blink my eyes and just look at the floor.

Then I'm approaching a large conference center. I hear an amplified voice, the speaker. It's a conference for pregnant women. "Lots of females here!" I think and go inside. Yup, seems like all the women are pregnant and that's not my thing. I find one girl who's attractive and go up to her. Everything seems so vivid, I'm starting to doubt [that it's a dream? I do not think "dream". That what I'm doing is without consequences?]. I drop my pants in front of her (she's sitting on a couch) and I wonder if she is going to go crazy at this. She accepts it and starts in and the dream fades.

SC4) 05:30
Dream - My house
I'm in a modern house which I seem to own. It's at least 2 stories tall and has a soft grey carpet and glass window railings you can see over to look at the first floor. It's night time and I keep getting up from bed to go to the toilet and also to fill up my water bottle. The toilet is on the other side of the house which is quite far to walk. I do this a couple times, the second time I think to myself that I should just use the toilet next to my room. Why am I walking all the way over here if there's a toilet next to my room? Also, it's so dark and scary over here. There's so many shadows that it feels like someone is hiding in, I'm going to lock this side of the house. I think to myself that I need to find the keys near my room then come back here and lock the door, then I can go sleep in peace again.

Struggled to wake up at all, I seemed to sleep like a brick right until 5:30. I remember that I did have a few other dreams but I didn't manage to write them down and they never stay in my head until the morning.

NON-DREAM
DREAM
LUCID
FALSE AWAKENING
NIGHTMARE
FRAGMENT
TASK OF THE MONTH
(Unconnected dreams indicated by a *. Connected dreams indicated by a •. )

This dream was written in past tense because I was so excited at completing the basic task that I forgot to write in present tense.

• I fell asleep at 7 AM and soon found myself in a dream. At first, I only thought I was waking up after my nap. But after I witnessed time shifting (first I saw the evening star, then it was morning again, then night) in front of my eyes out my window, I did a nose pinch RC and realised I was dreaming. I got out of bed and walked downstairs. I looked into the dining room where I saw my mom. I then had a false awakening. My suspicion caused me to do another RC. I could breathe, so I knew I was still dreaming. I went to the fridge and opened it, and saw it was full of pudding cups. I decided since this was a dream, I could eat as many as I wanted. I ate a burger and it tasted like the real thing but the flavor was a bit weaker. I tried to utilize some dream control by conjuring up a backpack to put the pudding cups in. The backpack didn't appear even after I believed it would (heard you should believe, not try), but I just pretended to unzip the backpack and put the pudding cups in. I then walked out the door, pretending to be carrying a backpack, and decided to take a walk. I then remembered that I wanted to do the task of the month, which was laugh in a DCs face. I walked past a few people, then came across a guy who was fixing his fence. I walked up to him and proceeded to laugh right in his face. It was weak laughter, but that was probably due to it being a dream. I DID try to raise my chin and laugh like a villian in a cartoon, no matter how weak the laughter was. The man didn't give me a response.

I’m in New Zealand mountain biking by myself. I’m catching tons of air and biking on very narrow and uneven passages but I’m not scared at all. Something happens that keeps me for a long time and when I go to return the bikes it’s night time and the gates are closed. I don't know what I’m going to do. Then I realized that the blue gate is motion sensored, so i get in. The workers take my bike and I get ushered to the front of the line.

I’m playing a game with a group of people. We are listening to a recording and watching a screen of random images and we have to come up with a good catchphrase in under 1.5 minutes. My recorder isn’t working at first. I see an aerial view of the flight paths to and from New Zealand and think of saying something about a plane but I don’t know enough about them. There is an underwater mountain range to the north east of NZ and an island called New Delhi.. Then I see an image of a woman in the ocean and one her breasts is sticking out of the water. I decide on “Tits: Because everything in the ocean is naked anyway” and I think it is so hilarious. All of a sudden I’m in the ocean swimming with B&A. There’s a koi fish following me and I try to bop it away because it grosses me out. A looks scared and tells me to swim fast. I assume it’s a shark and know that I’m not fast enough to out-swim a shark. I swim toward the boat and am amazed how fast I am. Turns out it was a massive group of koi fish chasing us. I wake up within another dream and tell my husband about my hilarious catchphrase.

I see a series of small children doing a funny hobbit dance in hobbit style clothes. It is so cute. I find out that they belong to attractive, young, trendy lesbians. All of them adopted except for one girl who claims to be the only one with both of her mothers’ genes. I’m not sure how that’s possible. Perhaps a three way mixture of both eggs and the donor sperm. I’m in the dining room and one of the lesbians who looks a bit asian american is painting henna free-hand on the wall. She tells me I need to unleash the intense creative power within me.
I’m renting out a duplex with my older sister. There’s a couple that live next door, but our places are also connected from the inside. Sometimes we use their bathroom. Once the man knocked on our door, asking to hang out. My sister is uncomfortable but I feel like we owe him so I allow him in. I go to sleep at some point and wake up in the middle of the night with him next to me. He’s pinning me down. He tries to tickle me a little bit. I scream at him but can't make any sound. I weakly realize it's because I'm dreaming. I try to get away. I finally break free and he follows me. I get my sister and tell that we need to leave now. She’s paralyzed with fear so I carry her out to the side of the road that looks like my parent’s street. There are a lot of white cars and I don’t know which one is ours. I unlock one and he gets in the driver seat and drives away, thinking I’m in there with him. I unlock my mom’s van and we frantically get inside and peel out. We’re taking an alternate route to my mom’s work. When I get to her work I write what happened with a quill and ink on a belt and in a black and white fashion magazine. Then I go to work, which happens to be a high end fashion show. He’s there and part of the show. Everyone loves him and thinks he’s so sweet and innocent. It makes me sick. My husband is there. After the show he goes to work an Asian breakfast restaurant and ignores us when my husband gently confronts him. I go home. I turn on the light in my bedroom and he’s laying in my bed with sunglasses. This is the second time he’s done that. “I told you you have to stop doing that!” I yell at him. At this point I decide that my best strategy is manipulating him, since resisting hasn’t worked. I get in bed and ask him why he’s doing this. We have an argument about dolphin swimming and water depth. He tries to impress me by showing me the millions of “stickies” he has under the covers for his cell phone. We go together to a different room that looks like my mom’s room. We’re playing baseball with a bunch of older kids in there. He’s the coach. Everything is disorganized. I bide my time and then after a while, say I have to go to the bathroom. I grab my phone that I left the previous night and I go into my bedroom. I contemplate that it’s a lot like Becky’s old bedroom. I try and think of a solution to my predicament. I think of asking people on dream views how to get rid of a stalker. But I realize it would be a dream stalker, following me and assaulting me in all of my dreams.