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I find myself in an verge neighborhood. It's currenty night time. I am walking at a easy rate and passing by all of the houses, condominiums, and apartments. The street I'm going down really does seem peaceful. Finally, I reach my destination. It's to my concern that I'm suddenly holding a crockpot full of Pasta Fazule. It immediately comes to my attention that it's for a party I'm going to. I appear to be at the party. That's very interesting. I enter the house now. Inside, there's a concert stage. It has some bigass stereos, microphones, and so forth. Also, there's a bigass table that has snacks and all that sorta party shit. I go over and place the Pasta Fazule on the table. I soon see the party host. It's my friend Dan(who my friends and I often refer to as "Dave" as a joke). So the party had begun. More and more people show up while time passes by. Soon, I see someone show up...and it's not someone I'd ever call a friend. It was Thomas. It appeared the he showed up with his girlfriend too. Wait, Girlfriend+Tom=Undefined Answer. Well, it was just a dream(to bad I didn't realize it).

So, Tom instantly starts acting like a numskull. He starts running around and shouting, dancing gayly, ya know, retarded stuff like that. He was pissing everybody off now. Dan, me, and Tom's girlfriend are now all on the stage. Tom comes up on stage and starts dancing like a retard again. His girlfriend looks really pissed and embarrassed. She says to Tom she doesn't think it's working out between them. At that time, Tom stops. He looks suddenly depressed. He then, slumps down the stairs without a word. Then he sadly waddles outside. His ex-girlfriend then follows. Well that was interesting. So, the party continues. Soon, it is over. Everyone quickly gets their things and leave. I'm on my own way out, when I remember something. I come back in and tell Dan I have to wait for my Dad to pick me up because I have the crockpot. What the hell? I came here without I problem. Who cares? While I am waiting, I awake.

NOTE: I've been very lazy recently and haven't journaled a damn thing at all. I haven't had a non-virtual DJ since November, because I figured it was a waste of paper, considering a have an unlimited virtual one. Recently(Tuesday), I switched from doing MILDs to doing DEILDs. So I decided I'm gonna stop the lazyness and journal whenever possible.

I dream I am with two guys. They had just recently died. The two of them, who couldn't help to listen in on, said they were on their way to be judged. I say I'd like to come with them. They don't hesitate to say "Yes." So, I follow along. We travel through dark space in a matter of seconds. Now we're at the place. It sort of resembles King Yemma's judgment place in Dragon Ball Z. Interesting. So, we end up waiting for awhile. I get kinda pissy, so I go sit down. I spot an untaken chair sitting in a corner. I sit down. Then, I fall through the chair! What the hell was that all about?! I see all the dead people laughing at me now. One guy explains that you have to be dead to sit in these chairs. Well that's about retarded. I end up leaving soon afterward.

I end in space almost instantly after I leave. There is a HUGE space battle going on. The capital ships are just dogging the shit out of each other. The sight was truly incredible. I was taking a hypothetical shit in my pants it was so fuckin' awesome! Conveniently, I was already in a fighter ship. Unfortunately, it was just a puny little piece of shit. How disappointing. I have no choice but to fly through the massive barricade of ships. I approach at top speed. Soon, I get caught up in the crossfire. Shit, shit, shit. As I hopelessly try to get through, my puny fighter is getting pounded with lasers. However, there is some hope left. As I see I'm almost through the barricade. However, my ship is almost done for too. Dammit! But then, I have a stoke of luck, and get through! I'm now flying semi-safely away from the barricade. Now I approach a space station. Aw, shit. I fly over with caution. Now, I see two ships parked on the station. I take some action and fire missiles. I easily manage to take down the first one. Then, I blow up the other one. All too easy. Now, a third one is coming up on a rising platform. Son of a bitch! I turn around and fly towards it. I see it's getting ready for takeoff. Dammit! I open fire on it, and it blows up. Yes! I'm perfectly safe now. I start to fly away, and then I soon awake.

Key: Non Lucid ------------ Lucid

Dream 1:
I was at a swamp, and I was drove there by someone in a Jeep. There were some kids sinking into puddles of mud and water, and there was also an obstacle course above a muddy pond. I tried to go through it but in the beginning you jumped up into a box and you were supposed to go through a hole that my head probably wouldn't even fit through! So I never got through the course.
Dream 2:
I was at my friends house and he had to leave to do something. I was left alone in the house and it just like all became dark so I was walking around with a flashlight and I tried to turn on the lights but they didn't work. I was standing by the window waiting for my friend to come back, and when he did someone else was in the van. He came out and didn't see me, I think he thought it was someone else, but he was aying something like," Dude seriously? Seriously?" Then he saw me and was like," Oh, sorry," and just walked away.
Dream 3:
I was at school in the back of my classroom working on something talking to my friend. He brought something in and the stuff he had came out of some huge boxes and the boxes he just put on the side of the room. (The boxes were HUGE! They were probobaly like 2 or 3 times as big as a large refrigirator box.) Then I was out in the hallway and over the intercom something said, "Last chance for something!" That was the end, at least I think it was...

March 1, 2011
Lucid Dream 185: Mixed Bag of Randomness
Series: The Land of Dreams, Episode 3
around 7:00am
WILD

Category - Random


I woke up in the morning still tired, so I decided to head back to sleep. SP started setting in, so I decided to just go with it. It didn't last very long and consisted of some shooting stars and crowd-like conversation.

After completing the transition, I found myself laying on a basketball court. There wasn't a game going on, just a lot of people shooting around. I attempted to pick up a ball, but coordination was way off. Finally, I picked up a basketball and it felt extremely awkward in my hands. My arms felt weak, so I took a running start and launched the ball as hard as I could from the 3-point line. It barely reached the front of the rim, but I got a favorable bounce thanks to my lucidity and it went in. I stopped and began stabilizing. I felt my strength return to me. I kicked a rolling ball nearly the full length of the court and used my mind to make the ball go in. I saw my friend Diddy standing beside me, so I told him we were lucid. I then attempted to fly. Just before takeoff Diddy grabbed my shirt tail and we took flight. I flew around the gym for a bit, before the weight of my passenger pulled me back down to the ground.

Diddy had now turned into P and we were no longer on a basketball court. We were in a bar. The bottom half of the walls were wood paneled. I could see reflections in the wood panels as if they were mirrors. It was pretty sweet actually. There was country music playing in the background and a lot of people were wearing cowboy hats. I noticed quite a few girls walking around topless. I saw a girl I knew KT. She was also topless and had incredibly puffy nipples. Naturally, I had to place my mouth on them. The dream got unstable and I felt as if it was going to end. I decided to DEILD. I now realize that the dream had stabilize just before I laid down in the bar. I actually didn't DEILD, but some weird shit happened.

It felt weird. I didn't feel myself wake up and I never felt SP, but I was getting some crazy hallucinations. I was seeing random scenes as if I were zooming through them at top speed. I nearly crashed into people, houses, and other structures as I zoomed through random scenes. Some were beaches, cities, and desert town. The entire time, I heard my friend Diddy telling a story in the background. He was laughing about a dude named Ross who jumped out of a car going 60mph and ended up in a coma. Suddenly, I was in a room and I could feel sleep paralysis. My body was hovering above the bed and I slowly began to spin. I then slid off the bed and hovered across the floor. I looked to my right and saw a giant Woody doll (the one from Toy Story). It crawled across the dark room in a rather sinister manner and licked the side of my face. I imagined that it was probably my cat in real life that was licking my face. I then actually woke up to my cat licking my face, lol.

Series Details
In the dream series, "The Land of Dreams," I explore the depths of my subconscious. With no real goals in mind, I interact with the lands and characters that come before me. Who will I meet? Where will I go? What exactly does it mean to be KingYoshi? To find out, stay tuned for more entries to the series!

This is a boring dream but I'm putting it in for the heck of it. I was out with my family in the car. The cat was with us as well. Everyone was in the car except my mother, who was dilly-dallying. I finally exclaimed "Ma! Come on, TC is late for his appointment!" We get to the vet's office, and I see the vet is Mitch, a vet who I worked for 20 years ago in real life. He didn't even examine the cat and we were just standing at the receptionist's desk when Mitch leans over the counter and jabs TC in the rear with 2 vaccinations while I'm holding him up in thin air. We weren't even in an exam room. As we are getting ready to leave, someone says "The whole internet is down all over the world." For some ridiculous reason, this has everything to do with the ocean and his tech says "Why is the internet down?" Then Mitch and I simultaneously tell her "Look out the window. See the ocean? Well, that's the south." OK, so...whatever.
In the next totally disjointed scene, we are back home (and the house is not my house in real life) and I'm on the 2nd floor with the cat. There is no railing and the cat fell straight down to the first floor and I heard the thud, which means he didn't land on his feet. He's OK though. So I am then trying to install a baby gate at the top of the stairs with no luck. The spring won't tighten. A friend from years ago walks into the house and says hello to my brother. Oh, at one point in this ridiculous dream, TC gets loose and is running through shrubs near a boardwalk but he returns to me when I call him. I think then I woke up. This isn't the most disjointed and themeless dream I've ever had but it's up there near the top.

I decided to re-read my dream journal and I not only realized that there have been even more precognitive connections that have occurred. I also remembered this morning 3 dreams from a couple of weeks ago, but I cannot remember if it was something that happened while I still was keeping the journal or if it was from after I stopped.

Precognitive: I mentioned going to a party with a girl named Bella that I had met twice. I saw her two more times in the past two weeks (after not seeing her for two years).

Random connection: I realized that the teacher in one of the last dreams I wrote about before I left for a while (about the wedding) actually looked a lot like WakingNomad.

Dream 1: A group of friends and I were in Japan. We were shopping and running through this mall that was purple and matrix-esque (though I have never in my life seen the Matrix so I actually have no idea why I think that). We were trying to buy things for a party we were all having together. I also kind of feel like we were in the part of Monster's Inc where they have the doors on those clothesline like things but we were using them for transportation.

Dream 2: A boy I liked and a couple of people and I were at what I thought was Knott's Berry Farm. It also felt like it was the theme park on the Santa Monica Pier but it was supposed to be Knott's. We decided to work there and we were in charge of running this small white rollercoaster. We just were walking around the track area for a while and then the boy I liked took his lunch break without me. For some reason it really hurt my feelings.

Dream 3: I was on a field trip to knott's berry farm but we weren't allowed outside, we just had to stay in this giant tent that we shared with another school. There was a section in the front with silverware and some tables that was mostly for us and was about an eighth of the size of the whole tent. I remember runing back and forth the length of the tent and the other school getting mad.

None of those were from the same night or recent at all, they just came to me today but I remember knowing of them in the past. It's kind of weird.

Okay, so the night before yesterday, I remembered some dreams. I didn't write it down yesterday and now it is almost entirely gone from my mind. I do have the keywords I wrote down right after awakening and they are very funny. xD First of all, considering the handwriting I think I was extremely tired upon writing them, lol.

Some guy was evil
Me rabbit form (I have vague images of me being half transformed into a rabbit. I could jump to the ceiling)
Beat the guy due to starcraft? (wtf starcraft)
Daniel move, walk with furniture (This is something daniel kinda wants to do irl as well. To move somewhere and walk there with the furniture)
Dog challenge
Talk with a wheel (okay, wtf. This takes the prize)
Edi make fun of animal planet