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Yes, some dreams are just like movies. One such dream last night saw an magnitude 8.0 earthquake hit the northeast with my hometown getting the worst. I could feel the gravity shift as this earthquake hit. Norristown Transportation Center Station was more like a movie set of a horror show. With riots, derailed trains, and general chaos. People were being crushed by giant falling structures and out of control trains (very graphically) One man screamed in such blood curdling agony as the last of the out of control trains mowed him down, with a "proper" sound for head crushing pooping noises. It was gross, and unexpected. I nauseatingly inspected for survivors and just felt sick. I sat there for a while and thought what do we do now? A reporter asked me if I thought the north east would be remembered for rebuilding , and I said I hope so. When I woke up, I thought darn, as unsettling as that was, it was entirely entertaining.

I had no access to the internet for about three weeks, but I did record quite a few dreams. However, my handwriting isn't exactly what you'd call 'legible' when I write as soon as I wake up, and some things I wrote are just notes that make no sense to me now. So, here it is, word for word from what I have written down, and I'll add anything else I remember in parenthases.

~Voldmort says, "Don't fall asleep or I kill Ginny."

~I show someone my (drum? trom...bone? I can't read it) because I can't for the life of me remember who Bob Marley is.

~The Confederates come back and want to use our house to rest. (I remember being disappointed that Jasper Hale wasn't there, and briefly thinking that there was an amendment that said soilders couldn't stay in our house.)

~I get a pug, and have a German Shepard.

~In church, we get an assignment to be a computer. I work with J.R.

~Supposed to be getting married... can't do it.

~In the trashy back-alley part of a city I find my Chinese friend yay.

~What a dashing young lad: Mama's friend in a hooded cloak.

~Teacher says something about taking Jasper and Emmett home. We have to butter a biscuit to leave; even though mine isn't in complete sentences I can go.

~Someone does ballet in the middle of the road.

~The bus driver says it sounds like a ninja food fight. (???)

And then two dreams that I wrote in more detail: ~Playing a Tarzan game. Aliens come into it eventually, and that morphs it into a whole new game. When I stop playing, I'm in an unfamiliar house. Out one door, there are a bunch of dogs, so I go out to pet them. They start trying to come into the house. I shut the door and see that a waddly little bulldog got in, so I decide to take him to the pet store. Don't remember how I got there, but somewhere along the line I became lucid. The dog wanted to eat a candle so I started picking ones off a shelf and seeing if he liked them. As I held out a brown one swirled with red and green (cinnamon candy, I think it was called), my mom walked up and asked what I was doing. (just realized I changed tenses there... oh well.)
"It's a dream, so he's eating candles," I told her.
"What?"
"This is a dream."
She starts freaking out. "Wha... Thi... Are you serious!?"
"Yeah. Calm down. Control your breathing and touch the stuff on the shelves."
She makes an effort to stop hyperventilating and runs her hand across a shelf filled with bottles of shampoo. "It feels so real," she says in amazement, taking one bottle and holding to her ear like a phone. A loud voice starts coming from it.
I smile. Suddenly a bell rings at the counter so I go up to see what the person wants. He's a vampire. I can't remember what he asked for, but regardless, he just yanked me over the counter and bit my neck. I only felt little pinpricks of pain, and when he let me go I just lost lucidity and followed him out of the store. () I ended up walking down and road and seeing kids play under a little bridge.

~In school, a zombie apocalypse is in progress. I'm roaming around with a group of random people. The hallways are spattered with blood, and every so often a few zombies will come around a corner. The people I'm with bash them with blunt objects. As we pass the doors leading to the second floor, a white and tan Siberian Husky rockets past us and skids to a stop in front of the stairs, sniffs the air, and barks loudly. A man in a trenchcoat and fedora walks up and pats the dog on the head.
"Dog knows where it's safe," he says to us, already heading up the stairs. We follow them to a small, dark, round room that's empty apart from a few music stands and an armchair. Several minutes pass peacefully, then I realize that no zombie situation can ever be peaceful for long. Just as I'm about to suggest moving to a different area, the husky starts barking. Everyone in the room rushes to look down the stairs, where a large group of zombies is slowly making its way up to us. We all grab music stands and prepare to fight.
I wake up, a little relieved to not have to see how that ends.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING DREAM VIEWS!

I dream I am in school. I'm walking in with Red, and Sean. We pass through the school's main entrance, and head on through the commons. We see Lauren(Now Single! Ding! Ding! Ding!) sitting ever so calmly at a round table. We walk by, Sean first, being silent, then Red, saying "hi," then myself. "Hi Lauren." I say nervously. "I like what you did with your eye-liner today."
"Thanks." she says with an awkward smile. She is a friend in real life, but just one of those friends who's just out there, not a very close one. Probably why the awkward smile. I never say hi to her. We all keep walking, when Sean decides to stop me.
"C'mon man!" he exclaims. "I told you she's for me! Don't steal her!" I attempt to give a damn, but I don't really give a damn. I just continue to walk. We're now all in first period, but I'm not in study hall(typical dream fuck ups). I'm in some other class, can't recall which one. Sean's there, Red's there, and so is Lauren. After a few minutes, I'm suddenly on the schools second floor. I'm with my little brother by a set of brown lockers in a large alcove by the stairs. Weird, cause the school has neither of those things. There's no brown lockers or alcoves there. So anyway, my little bro and I appear to be friendly fighting. He actually manages to tackle me hard, and I slam onto the ground. That hurt. A lot. I now shake him off, and I hear my Dad scream from downstairs. Oh shit! He shouts for us to stop making so much noise, and if he hears any more noises he's gonna come upstairs and whoop someone's ass! I decide to stop, but my little bro starts banging on the floors and the lockers. Son of a bitch! I now hear my Dad scream out again, and I hear footsteps. Great...not only that, but my wrist appears to be broken too. Fuck-nuggets! My Dad is now up here, and he punishes my bro, and checks out my broken wrist. My question though, is why were my bro and Dad at my school? I now see Eternity, and Zaine with lunch. They have pizza(Hm, Zaine isn't in my lunch period...). They're telling me about how I can get a free chicken sandwich with my pizza. So, I follow them down to the cafeteria and I get a slice of pizza. I eat it(tastes like cardboard, damn dreams), then I snatch a chicken sandwich. I'm now suddenly racing in a racing video game with Zaine and Eternity. What the fuck?! How'd I get here?! We now use boosters, and we're in a purple floating bubble, and we land back in the cafeteria. Only now we're in a different part. Okay, that was just fucking creepy. So now, we hav to sit on a heater, because there're no seats left to eat. The three of us begin singing "Jesus of Suburbia" by Green Day. A girl who can't find a seat joins us on the heater. Now, we're suddenly on some sort of battlefield. What the hell is up with this shit?! It's fucking Star Wars! Hahaha! It's every man for himself I guess. I grab my blaster rifle and open fire on anyone I see. I get shot a few times, but I'm still alive. I now see many Sith and Jedi fighting. I kill another soldier, and I take his gun, which is better than mine. I now open fire on the Sith and the Jedi. There were about six or seven of them, and I kill them all. Out of curiosity, I take one of the Sith lightsabres. It now turns blue from it's original red color. Lame! However, I now begin slicing people away, and I fight until I reach an escape pod. One man wants to get away with me, so I allow him. We take off, but we're still under heavy fire. Turns out this pod is actually a mini fighter. I see many space craft firing upon us an the battlefield below. I open fire on them, and I get us through. I soon land the craft, and I disembark. I pull out my lightsabre and slice away until I get inside a building. I now have a fight with a Jedi. He asks why I've turned to the Dark Side. I have no clue what the hell he's talking about, and I really don't give a damn. I'm on nobody's side! So I go on and just say because I wanted to. Then I tell him I need a new lightsabre crystal so my lightsabre will be red, not blue. We now begin to fight, when for now reason, Son Goku from DBZ, just fucking lands behind us. He appears to be really injured.
"GOHAN!" he shouts to the sky. Well, that was awkward. Wait, where the hell is Gohan? I don't even know what's happening anymore. Now, I'm suddenly with my Mom, and two black girls. They're telling us they're from the year 2012. They say the world is really gonna end, so they came back to warn us and tell us how to survive(for the record, I believe this whole 2012 bullshit is...well...bullshit...). So, we follow their tips, and some guy who believes, decides to help us. He now preps us, and gets us an ugly-green Korean jet. He tells us we can't bring our dog though(We don't even own a dog in real life...), which saddens us. The two black girls now suddenly spot a yellow gas in the distant. They tell us it's coming. We board the plane, and I sneak the dog on board. We now just drive the plane around town like it's a car. We soon get to a gas station, and get off for a bit. We now set some Korean newspapers on our plane. Now, Korean jets begin bombing the city! Ah, I know why we have Korean things now! It all makes sense! A global apocalyptic war! The Koreans won't bomb us! We have an airplane from them, as well as two newspapers(what the fuck...)! A bomb now lands a bit close. I notice Sean on his way over to us. The smoke from the bomb is approaching. I tell everyone to cover their eyes and mouths. Sean puts an arm out to let the smoke hit, but it stops just shy of his arm. He says "Ah" in disappointment. He now says he needs my Mom for something, but then I awake.

(This is an old dream, I just thought this would be a nice start)
(Oh, and I'm going to write these as stories rather than descriptions)


It was just an average day in school, except, it wasn't. It was an average night, but at school. So it was just another night at school. I was hanging with my friends, talking about random stuff, then there came a noise. Outside was about a thousand aliens, like the jakals from Halo's covenant all covered in purple armor. I ran out, for no reason, I just thought it would be fun to fight som aliens, so I did. I even started flying, even though it was a normal dream. I eventually got bored and flew back inside. Everyone was cowering in the cafeteria, lying down, shaking and whispering to eachother.

"Oh, come on!" I complained, only a few bothered to turn their heads.

The girl I liked at the time (as in I like someone else), let's call her: "W" (her name doesn't even have a W in it), anyways, she was lying with some random guy. He gave her his hat and they started kissing. Suddenly, an ogre with an apple for a head and a cape knocked down the door and everyone went running, except W and the random guy, they were still kissing (I don't think they ever stopped) The ogre shot fire and I got up to fight him. A rather....well, large, person ran by scraming on fire, throwing paper everywhere.

"Why?" said the ogre.

I simply shrugged and threw paper at him, which caught on fire as it left my hands. (unfortunately paper has a lot of air resistance, so it barely made it a foot away).

I ran out the cafeteria and into the basement, except it was the basement of my dad's house. I found Brett (my best friend) and we waited. It was only a few seconds before the ogre ran through the door. We went into the safe room, a white, finished room alone in the corner of my basement. The ogre followed. I found a container of apple juice and somehow figured it was flamable, so I threw it at the ogre and he errupted into flames.

After that, I'm pretty sure I went back upstairs and W was still kissing the random guy....but his hat was gone.

non-dream non-lucid Lucid

Dream one: I was at church. I went outside and suddenly I was in some room(I think I had been heading to the church van but I had seen the others or something). My friends Scotty, Becca, Caleb, and my mom were there. Suddenly Caleb walked up to me and put his mouth either near on on my ear (yeaaah he kinda kissed me I guess) (not sure how that works out but ehhh whatever). Scotty had a O.O "holy crap" face, Becca had a :3 "d'awww" face, and my mom had a D:< "wth was that!!" face. I blushed really red and hid my face. The end of that dream...

Dream two: I was in a car all alone. I knew I had to get home. Somehow I was on the passenger side holding onto the steering wheel. I was afraid. Wait no, terrified. I got into the driver seat and gripped that wheel like I would die if I let go. I got lost and I turned on the GPS. It didn't help me. I couldn't call my mother for help. I was terrified and I thought I was going to die. I then woke up.

I think this dream shows my true terror of the thought of driving. I'm sure I'm overreacting.


Well, there you have it. Please comment.

Forth DJ entry. I'm going to try to see if I can post everyday from now on. Its good to get into a habit.

Anyway, I haven't posted in quite a while and because of that I also haven't really ade much progress in my LDing. I guess I just need to try harder.

Some Things that I would like to implement regularly:

- Regular Schedualed Dream Journal + DJ post on DV.
- 3 types of Reality checks
- Meditation
- Vitamin B + Apple Juice (We'll see if this works )

Anyway I've got recall and my insomnia up to par so I'm good with that. Anyway, if anyone has any advice let me know.

That's it for news today!

- Cheers!

August 30 - 31, 2011 - Duck Duck Goose in a Pagoda?

Vividness: 5 / 10
Lucid?: No
# of Dreams: 1 (With 2 Different Segments)

Guide:

[-] Lucid
[-] Non - Lucid
[-] DC talk
[-] Notes

Basically its a dream about my old class from grade 10. Its pretty bizarre considering the fact the dream was totally cluttered with random segments that made little sense what so ever.

Segment 1
Hundreds of students were sitting under a hollow Asian style large Pagoda type of structure. The flooring was light hardwood and we all sat in a square like formation around the structure. Students were sitting on the floor and teachers were standing around in various places. The teachers told us to clap along with whatever clapping pattern they were doing. I was confused. I sat there and at first it seemed like the students refused such a dumb demand but as the clapping got louder (obviously more people joined in eventually), I realised that this wasn't a group clap but instead a giant game of duck duck goose only by pointing instead of touching someone. I sat behind S.D. and she was chosen. She then pointed at H.M. and he seemed to point at me but someone else got up and I became slightly embarrassed.

Segment 2
The next thing I remember was a yellow memo being handed out to our class from my grade 10 teacher. We were in class having a discussion about aliens and some people said they believed they existed so just before we left we were given this memo. On the third paragraph it said "Oh and by the way, if anyone still believes in aliens visit this YouTube video." It was a short video with what I believe to be Jim Carey in it for some reason.

im in front of my old house with a bunch of peaple and i have head phones in but they keep getting relly tangled so i keep untangling them,it raining and im saying im going in the house but i dont then were just in a van going to church were all in blue coouts that reach down to are feet i have to untangle my head phones agian then were in this big biulding like huge i think it a church peaple are singing and it really crowded with millions of peaple ;i look to my right and see a room with clouds coming out of it i some how know that hevan so i go in because there no room for me so i go in with my mom so i dont have to get up by my self.Im thinking it sucks for my sisters beacuse they cant get up alone; when i walk in to the room i make a cloud float away and the floor all white i site down on the floor being quiet becuase i dont know if i deserve to be there this little kid is in there to i guess we are realted he white and he in this many star wars miny trooper thing he has to get out of it beacuse his friend dosent have one and thats not fair. when i click a button on the trooper thing it lowers and he looks at me all crazy like WTF then i take of is shoes becacuse there like sonic shoes or somthing and is friend dosent have them;there baby blue he like 4 im only taking these things away from him beacuse is mom my mom is telling me to. Then there this bed in front of me it black and the girl thats was sopost to be my mom is now the other little boy big sister this guy comes in and give me 40 bucks saying we get are money back i look at the two 20 and there green but they have darker black ink in the center i lay them on the bed saying i will leave them for are parents then the girls dog that was on the bed ate one of the 20; so i grab the other one and give it to my mom in the corner and she says well that sucks for them

NOTE: I said in a previous entry that when something about me changes in a dream, I keep it that way. I decided though, that the whole Jusenkyo Curse isn't something I like much, so I'm gonna end that.*

I find myself in a suburban town. I'm with a group of people I don't know. We're wandering around the back streets of town. There is one girl who is generally annoying the fuck out of all of us. So, a few of us meet up. One girl in our group, was super attractive. She was very, 'distracting.' she looked like she wanted to speak. "Okay." she said. "That girl is annoying the piss out of me. Which ever one of you guys gets rid of her, I'll have sex with you." Boing! We split up. I got over to the girl. I knock her over. Now, I pick her up by her legs and begin to spin around. Finally, I let go, and she flies over a house. She's gone. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I tell the hot girl I'll be waiting around the corner. While I'm waiting over there, I'm thinking about Lauren(DS). now, I become lucid! Well shit. I was looking forward to doing the TOTY, but this dream started to late in the morning. I won't have time. Oh well, sex it is. So, the girl shows up now. I undress, and so does she. Boing! Now, she decides to be fancy. She takes everything off, minus her skirt. Oh that's hot. So, now we have sex. It was actually pretty fast(on account of I don't usually have sex dreams anymore, so the "you know what" came quicker). So, we finished and got up. We redressed. Soon, we discovered that something bad was happening. We went back around the corner. I wasn't sure what was happening, but I was gonna end it quick. Then, something jumped at me.
"Shishihokodan!" I shouted. Suddenly, a large explosion of ki fired up and destroyed everything in its path.
Then, I awoke.

I find myself at my apartment development. I'm standing out in the parking with the one and only, annoying, asinine, Jimmy(From School DS) He acts like a total prick all the time. He's currently using a purple bow and arrow to kill chickens running around the area. I decide, what the hell? and join him. We both have purple bows and arrows and we start shooting. Soon, I have to go inside. I am with a different family. I have an understanding Mom, a few siblings, and an asshole Dad. He always seemed so pissed about everything. He made me really pissed(can't recall how), so I went outside to stay away from him. I ran into some random blonde chick. I wa talking to her about how I'm really pissed off right now. I started to talk to her about school(DS), but then I realized I was dreaming. Yay! Time to leave this shithole. I now fly up into the air leaving the blonde behind. I landed on a rooftop, where I saw a person shape shifting. He was trying to attack a girl. There was a large hole in the rooftop. He then transformed into Super Baby Vegeta 2. Shit! I now jump up in front of the girl. I quickly do the Final Flash formation.
"Final Flash!" I shout. I now fire a blue blast at Baby. It has no effect. Dammit! He now transforms into Great Ape Baby. Fuck! I extend one arm.
"Big Bang Attack!" I now launch a large blue ball at him. No effect. Damn! He now flies up. Shit! I'm no match. Then, someone lands by me. He asks me to do Fusion with him. I agree. We do the gay Fusion dance.
"Fu...sion...HA!" We say simultaneously. We are now one person. We're ultimately stronger now. Time to kick some ass. I fly up and am at the same height as Baby. I put both of my hands out.
"Big...Bang...Kamehameha!" I shout with two voices. Then, a large blue blast fires out and hits Baby. It kills him. Got that fucker! Then, I soon awake.

Awake - Dream - Lucid

These might be even less accurate than they were before because of the forum rollback.

I didn't do much during the day. Sundays are usually quite boring. Mostly I just watched TV or checked the forums. At 10PM on the dot is when I passed out.

Dream Fragment 1 - 1:10AM
I was trying to stop a King's son from breaking into the castle through a small window.

Interpretation
No idea what the hell this dream was trying to tell me.

Woke up, did a reality check, then grabbed my iPod to put in some notes. I didn't think I'd be up this early so I quickly passed out again.

Dream Fragment 2 - 3:20AM
I was running up the ramp side on the map Radiation in Call of Duty: Black Ops. I had an RPG out and there was a guy camping with an assault rifle (don't know which but looked like a SCAR) at the spot where the button for the door was. I tried to hit him but he flew into the air wearing what seemed like a jetpack from Halo: Reach. His jetpack short circuited and he fell to his death.

Interpretation
I've been wanting to play some Call of Duty with my little brother for awhile now. I guess I either miss him, the game, or both.

Woke up thinking it would be morning but after checking my iPod, I found it was still pretty early. I did a RC then I put in some notes then tired to do a WILD. I didn't get very far before falling back asleep.

Dream Fragment 3 - 4:40AM
Rushodd was in the bathroom using his Gorilla hair gel and Courtney was in the front room making a giant blanket out of t-shirts that were mostly blue or greenish.

Interpretation
Spent all weekend with Rushodd, Courtney, Shayla, and John. I probably dreamed more about them but this is all I recall. I looked at that hair gel every time I went to use the bathroom, shower, or change. The blanket was from me practicing ADA and focusing on John's blanket in his bedroom and is blue and green. It was made from T-shirts because it made me think of Twilight when I was awake.

Woke up again and immediately did a RC. After realizing I was awake a third time I put in more notes then really tired to WILD. I laid still for a good half hour before I fell back asleep.

Dream Fragment 4 - Unknown Time
I was playing Terraria with about 3 other people. We had a small, makeshift house that I was trying to search for a Floating Island to the right of. After I gave up, I went to the left to find my teammates, only to discover they dug a humongous hole. I followed the tunnel down for quite awhile before I got into a brightly lit cavern that had a ton of chests in it (NTS: There was a chest 5 times normal size as well). They were all empty of course. I dug to the left of one of the chests near the giant one to find a hidden one in the dirt. Inside was a Red Balloon (Actual item in-game that increases jump height). I was ecstatic and swapped on of my "Angry Blue Pillows" for it (The pillow doesn't exist and the actual item that does what it claimed to do is the Lucky Horseshoe). After that I continue down and left till I finally caught up with my teammates. We were all on the red team so I could see their location. I only remember that their names started with R and P. We dug some water pockets out and continued left for a bit. The dream ends while we are digging.

Interpretation
I've played a ton of Terraria in the last few weeks. It's not surprising I'd dream of it.

This recall triggered after I loaded up Terraria on my laptop around 7AM. I couldn't believe how strong of a memory of that dream came rushing back to me just from loading the game.

Dream Fragment 5 - Unknown Time
Andrew, Tony, and I were in a school of some sort and were headed to the bathroom. The bathroom was giant compared to normal ones, which, isn't uncommon for my dreams. After taking a piss I noticed that everywhere in the bathroom there was pee. It was on everything. Even on some of those cushion booths like you see at restaurants. I wiped up a small corner (not very well) and hide there while waiting on the Janitor. When he finally arrived after the principal went to get him (NTS: it was a female principal), he was really pissed off. He was wearing a blueish-gray jumpsuit with salt and pepper hair, short, glasses, and a goatee.

Interpretation
I guess I had to use the bathroom. The principal was most likely female because all of mine were in school. The janitor most likely looked like he did because whenever someone says janitor, I think of the one from Scrubs.

This recall was triggered after I used the bathroom. Again, dreams work in strange ways.


I finally got up around 6:30AM to post these. I can't believe I remembered 5 dreams in a single night! I'm happy that I'm making progress.

I find myself in the gym at my school. I have no clue what we're doing. Whether it's PE, or Intramurals. But there's only a small amount of people in here. The benches only have one row pulled out. For no apparent reason, I am rolling, and hopping around...on a giant gray exercise ball. Yea...weird. Also, the song "Platypus(I Hate You)" by Green Day is playing. I see three girls I know. One, I don't know her name. The other two were Hannah S. and Lauren M. For some reason, they are walking around pretending to be prostitutes. WTF?! That is just beyond me. So, I continue to pass by them on my ball. I soon stop to lip-sync my favorite line from the song. "Dickhead-Fuckface-Cocksmoking-Motherfucking-Asshole-Dirty Twat-Waste of Semen-I hope you die." I stop by this girl and say this song is so appropriate for school. She nods in sarcastic agreement. Soon, the health teacher Mrs. Keithly finds out what those girls are doing. She then scolds them.

Suddenly, I am at my old house. I have directions to orginize the music stands in Mrs. Hamilton's car so we can go to our Orchestra concert. Mrs. H is the director of Orchestra. Just an FYI. So, I go to her car. It's parked in my driveway. It's a dark-blue Chevy Trailblazer. Nice. So, I open it. I see the disorderly stands. I start to take them out. I set them down by the garage. A good five feet from the back of the car. Then, I decide that's a stupid idea. I figure I'll pick up bugs if I leave the stands on the pebble driveway. So, I go over and pick up two of the three stands on the ground. I then see a bunch of centipedes scatter. I shriek "HOLY SHIT!" and run back to the car. I put the two stands away. My friend Greg comes over now. He's wondering what happened. I explain that there are bugs under the stands. He picks up the last one, and a foot-long black centipede comes out of hiding. Greg nearly has a fucking heart attack, and jumps back screeching some very colorful language. The thing then burrows underground. Now that was fucking creepy. So, he loads up the last stand, and we're ready. We all get in the Chevy. Weird, how do you fit thirty students into a mini-van? Odd.

Suddenly, we're out on the open road. It's also evening. Did we have the concert already? Are we not there yet? That's odd. I also notice the car has no roof anymore this is fucking weird. Soon, we begin to discuss what our name would be of we were the opposite sex. I say my name would definantly be Lauren. My friend Phillip says he'd be named Leah. All the girls laugh at him now.

Suddenly, I'm in a dark house. Weird. Looks like I'll never know what happened at the concert. Anyway...I have different family members. I apparently live here. I have a black-haired older brother. I'd say he's somewhere around the likes of 16 to 18. He seems to be real pervert. I also have a sister who looks to be around the same age as him. She is bisexual. I also have a single parent. An alcoholic Dad. Oh that's real nice. My sister says her girlfriend is spending the night tonight. Oh-ho-ho!!!!! I decide I wanna see some of that action(keep in mind, this whole dream is non-lucid). So, it's suddenly night. I didn't get a chance to see my sister's girlfriend. I decide that I'll go now. I bet I'll see a good show! I go upstairs. My sister's room is right next to the living room. Dad is still awake. Dammit! He'll definantly be suspicious to see me go in there. So, I decide to wait for him to fall asleep. Then, the dream skips to morning. Oh what the fuck?! That blows. That...ba-lows. But, I see that mybDad is asleep! Oh hell yeah! But then, my brother pushes me away and runs into my sister's room. Son of a bitch! Now I have to wait longer. Grrr! No! No waiting! I open the door and barge in, and....................what......the......fuck?I see my brother's head come out from in between my sister's legs. Holy shit on a summer day. That's fucked up. My "brother" just gave head to my "sister." That is fucked up in twenty different languages. I see my sister pull her purple thong back up. I also see her girlfriend. She's a super hot Asian chick with a pretty nice rack. Liking that. A lot. Oddly, my brother is also wearing a purple thong and bra combo like my sister and her girlfriend. I see he has breasts. Okay...what the fuck man?! I get up on the bed and tell him to move aside. I wanna get some pussy. I don't care if it's my sister. Then, my brother smiles. I hear footsteps. Oh shit. He's smiling, cause he knows our Dad's coming in. And when he sees this...it'll be Hell. I'm sure he doesn't care if my sister and her girlfriend fuck, but if he sees us in here too...oh damn! I say it's a trap! Then, I jump out the window and land on the ledge. Good thing there was a ledge there! I loom in the window. My Dad comes in. His reaction:
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Then I wake up. Haha! My "brother" got caught and I didn't!

Okay, so this is kinda strange.

I dreamt once about walking and holding hands with a boy. No big deal. He was just an acquaintance in my life, someone I saw in the hallway or came up in conversation. However, after that one dream of holding hands, I woke up to being attracted to a person I once thought was never possible. Well, I ended up perusing that boy and we were together for 2 years. If I didn't have that dream I'm not sure that would have happened...

and it's not just him! Once in a while a random acquaintance will come strutting into a dream and just the sheer fact of them being there creates a whole different concept of who they are in reality.

Any one had anything similar?

My dream begins in the kitchen of my old house. My father, mother, and I were sitting at the round, marble table we had in the kitchen. We were eating and my dad said something that was offensive to me. I stood up and screamed, "F*** YOU DAD!" And I flipped him off!>:3 I threw everything that was on the table to the floor. I ran to my room and locked it up. I threw a shelf to block the door so no one could come in! VICTORY THY NAME IS ME!

The dreams transitions to a video game looking scene. Although I am in it, I see it as if I'm playing the game. (This game looks like a Super Nintendo game btw.) This "game" was based on a Lemonade Stand, you had to sell good quality lemonade to customers by using specific amounts of sugar, lemons, and ice. At one point my character got arrested and this popped up: WILL YOUR PLAYER: A) THROW MONEY AT THE COPS or B)THROW MONEY AT PEDESTRIANS. I saw my character on a platform with a bag of money with cops at one side and pedestrians on the other. I didn't get to choose any one because this dream went to another

I was at some random house which was "mine." I saw my parents in the driveway. My mom said, "I got the beetle." My dad said, "I got the truck!" Then they transformed into a beetle, and a truck respectively. I got in my "dad" and drove to a warehouse. In the warehouse I was the boss and I commanded everyone to run out. The warehouse was empty. Thee dream THEN went to this:

I was in the bathroom looking at myself in the mirror. I moved my small, bangs and saw a green pimple on my forehead. It beated up and down slowly. It glowed light green, then dark green and so on. Then other pimples began popping up all over my face. They began to beat. I was all like WTF.. then I woke up glad there weren't pimples on ma face T_T

non dream - lucid - non lucid

Haven't had properly random dreams in a while.
Usually when I become lucid my dreams start "making sense".
This night they most certainly did not.

• I’m sitting in what I can only describe as a F1 Pit box, except there are seats for spectators. Someone is talking about stuff and we all applaud.
  I realize I don’t exactly know what’s going on, so I just mimic what everyone else is doing.
  Then a very big circular device passes over us. It’s about 200m, in radius, and seems to be for transportation.
  People are making fun of the driver because it’s moving extremely slow. I wonder what it looks like on the inside.
  
  I am now inside the device. There are a lot of seats and the thing is just moving about. It is indeed some sort of public transport vehicle.
  I remember that I have to be somewhere, so I approach the door to get out at the next stop. The device immediately stops and the door opens.
  I leave the vehicle and it immediately starts moving again.
  
  Where the fuck am I? I figured I’d end up back in the Pit box, but I am in the middle of nowhere.
  There’s 2 paths leading away from here, and there’s a sign indicating where to. The sign to the right says it leads to some sort of city, I’m assuming that’s where the Pit Box is.
  However it also states that one should not start this voyage past 14:00 because it takes over 3 hours to get there by foot, and that would mean it’ll get dark.
  
  Fucking fantastic. I can’t properly decipher where the other path leads to, but I’m interrupted anyways.
  A person tells me that I’m fucked. I recognize him as some sort of evil person who wants to destroy me, because… well I suppose I’m a good person and this is how this stuff works right?
  He takes out a gun and points it at me.
  Shit, I’m jumping off the rail system hoping to get some sort of cover behind them.
  He just laughs. I see a friend on top of the rails, he shoots him in the face and the body drops down next to me.
  FUCK!
  
  I run to him but he just gets up and gives me a smile indicating that he somehow tricked him. He tells me to grab the guns.
  For some reason there’s 2 guns and 6 magazines on the ground. I quickly grab a gun, put in a magazine, load the gun and hold 2 more magazines for a quick reload.
  There are now much more people after us. Some are appearing on the rail, which is about 3m above us. I try to take a shot at someone, but it requires excessive force to pull the trigger
  
  I remember that this is a dream sign and become partially lucid, just enough to shoot the gun properly.
  I shoot a few people on the rail. I’m a rather good shot.
  
  A helicopter appears.
  
  “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me!”
  I take a few well aimed shots at the pilot and the helicopter retreats. I quickly switch magazines and look back up the rail, which is now a lot lower, so that I can actually see over it.
  There’s a building right behind the rails, which is very old and no longer has any windows.
  
  “Fuck! Werewolves!”
  “Excuse me, what now?”
  I see shadows of beastly animals inside the building, with glowing red eyes. Judging by the shadows they are ripping apart and eating people in the building.
  
  “We need to get the fuck out of here!”
  
  We run towards the intersection, my buddy wants to go right to the city. I remember the way takes hours, and it’s already getting quite dark. I suggest we take the left path instead.
  There are a few mesh doors along the narrow path and we just keep running.
  The path splits again. We go to the left because the right visibly leads into nothingness.
  
  There are signs along the path that stepping on radioactive ground can cause werewolves to spawn.
  There are some sorts of eggs below the ground on the path. They’re glowing in green and pulsating.
  We keep moving quickly, but we are very careful not to step on these eggs.
  The path gradually changes, it is now a normal path with a thin layer of snow on it.
  It is also pretty dark now, like night with a full moon, maybe slightly better lit.
  
  Some girls rides past us on some sort of mini tank. She doesn’t seem interested in us.
  We’re entering some sort of village. There’s a few houses here and there, and the street is lit by some lights, good!
  We want to take a quick rest on a bench, but then new guys appear, clearly after us yet again.
  
  We shoot most of them down, but one of them appears out of nowhere jumping at me. There’s no way I’ll get her in time. But right before she reaches me she gets shot in the head and drops dead.
  I realize the shot did not come from my friend, but from another person very close.
  I instinctively point my gun at her.
  I realize I’ve seen her in a dream before and become somewhat lucid.
  I remember that she’s very weird, last time she helped me, but she’s extremely spontaneous and unstable, she may very well change sides in an instant.
  I grab an automatic weapon dropped by one of the other guys.
  
  We moved to another place where we seem quite safe, and I’m alone with the girl from a previous dream.
  She shows me something weird, it’s two very small white bubbles, 2mm in diameter, linked by a tiny piece of string.
  Then she grabs my arm and pushes it into my skin.
  
  “What is this???”
  “It will make you very horny.”
  “What???”
  I can feel this thing which is now in my arm draining my lucidity.
  I become increasingly hornier just as she predicted. She’s pretty attractive though, so what the hell?
  We have pretty intense sex for some time.
  
  I’m walking the street outside of the place we were hiding. I get stopped by a police officer.
  He picks this device up from my arm. I hadn’t realized it had pushed itself out of my skin.
  
  “What is this?”
  “Nothing!”
  I take it back and put it into my pocket because I think it may be a forbidden item or something along those lines.
  
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• I’m at the place of a girl called Nath or Nathalie. I’m sleeping over in the guestroom because it’s her birthday tomorrow and I seem to live far away from her.
  For some reason I want to take a shower in the middle of the night. I leave the guestroom and bump into another person because it’s so dark.
  She’s taking a shower, I’ll have to wait.
  The same thing happens again later. Déjà vu?
  I get back into the guestroom and realize that I am dreaming.
  I start spinning to change the dark dream scene which seems rather unstable.
  Unfortunately I fail at doing so and end up hovering over the ground in a weird position.
  I feel a breeze of air. Of course, the window!
  I go to the window to leave the house.
  Getting out of the window proves surprisingly difficult, but I somehow manage to get out upside down and drop into the garden.
  I want to fly away as a friend is suddenly next to me and suggests we go eat something at Hooters.
  There are 2 Hooters girls to our left in front of a restaurant waving us in. I’ve never been to Hooters, so why not.
  I quickly start flirting with one of the girls. She seems really into me and I get the feeling she wants to leave with me. She says she’ll be right back.
  The vision changes to her, I see her taking a pill.
  Then I see my friend explaining to me why she can’t resist me.
  I see only an analog clock now, which demonstrates the theory explained by my friend, related to how girls cannot resist a guy if you flirt with them in specific time windows.

I start off in the basement of my old house. Oddly, the entire basement has been rearranged and redesigned. I had a friend over with me. I don't recall who it was. I do think it may have been Victor(redbullman4). Anyway, we were on my old shitty Gateway '98 computer. We were playing some sort of game on it. All of a sudden, I saw a centipede on the floor. I fucking hate centipedes. So I go fuckin' insane. I jump up and scream like a five year-old girl. I tell my friend I'm gonna fly away from here. So I jump up, and I start to fly. Odd. I now see Goku from Dragon Ball in his Super Saiyan 3 form. What the fuck?! He appears to be fighting Hirudegarn from the DBZ movie "Dragon Fist Explosion." Goku's coming in for the final kill with a Super Dragon Fist. At about that time, I awake.

NOTE: This was a short dream because it started at about 5 and I wake up at 6.