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During the night I had been having dreams where I couldn't move at all or open my eyes very much. I had woken up and decided to lay there for a bit. Soon I had fallen it of bed and tried to stand up but whenever I did I fell down like lag in a video game. I held out my hand and tried to close the door without touching it, and it closed. I was dreaming!

I kept trying to stand up but it was still glitch isn't up. I wondered if this was happening cause I was in between the two worlds, awake and asleep. So I yelled "Fall asleep!" And I could finally move a little more. I yelled it again, and soon I could jump out the window. I jumped out and glided to the ground, the blinds were wrapped around me for a second, but were soon gone. I was finally outside.

I still didn't know how to fly but I looked up and like, brought my weight up and soon I was flying. I turned around to see the ground and saw that I was flying backwards so I got a little scared that I might crash and turned back forward. I controlled my flying by tipping my shoulders to the way I want to go, and how much I tipped the, was how much I would turn.

I was flying around for like five seconds when I heard a lawnmower and I saw someone mowing their lawn. I flew over to him and pick him up by his armpits, and started to sing "A Whole New World" suddenly an Arabian man appeared and started to sing in the background with me. I realized my voice sounded awful so I shouted "Play A Whole New World" and amazingly it started playing after about a minute, the guy faded out and so did the music and the scene slowly shifted into a pure white building with rafters.

I left the building which turned into my local mall. I saw a girl from my school hanging out with a girl I didn't know, and I went over to her and started to feel her breasts. I lifted her shirt up, and started to kiss her but I started waking up. Before I realized it I had woken up and almost yelled "Fall asleep" but it was too late.

Lesson here is that I cannot have dream sex ever, cause this always happens. This is also my first one in a couple weeks, so I broke my dry spell.
I also have if this was a WILD or a DILD or what...

Not much of recall today, ended up easily falling back to sleep when trying to recall and sleeping schedule got a bit broken again, need to fix it.

There was some game with story about some kids and their parents, MSPA-style. There were various locations including some blue maze that everyone was going through, in maze there was some talk.
Then there was some snowy mountain area, through which they were getting using some huge snowmobile/tank hybrids, then on the top they talked to a dragon who was hiding in human form and who tells them some kind of truth about the world. They then moved through few locations and ended up at some kind of farm place, where they met parents again and talked to them.
Kids went on through more locations, getting some kind of special powers and then reaching some army base. Officer here tried to get them to drink various alcohol drinks and almost succeed, but GWG appeared out of nowhere and started posting some crazy stuff and walls of texts, distracting everyone, and then made portal archway and disappeared through it. One of kids with most special powers realizes something and moves through portal as well, others follow him. They end up getting teleported just barely few meters away from the archway and dragon, that's hiding in human form, facepalms while watching for them.
Soon they reach some city, with red on white color theme. More cutscenes start and kids's parents end up spontaneously exploding, then some witch appears to be behind everything and the final fight starts in one of the buildings, which ends up being really gimmicky with various challenges.

Dream recall from today's nap.

I was at home in chat, then there was some weird stuff happening and then i was doing some other stuff and there was something about fixing a toilet which was broken...

It started off inside my grandparents house, there were four or five other people I don't know in waking life, but I seemed to know them well in the dream.

There was an inherent feeling of danger in the dream, and it was dark outside.

I walked upstairs with two others, we were talking, and half way through the conversation they shouted something like "JUMP ON THE CHEST OF DRAWS!", I looked behind me and could see thousands of small puppy's running at me, barking.
I jumped on the cabinet and they all started jumping up trying to bite us. For some reason, I immediately knew that they were 'zombies'. They ran away after about 10 seconds of doing that.

We then walked down the corridor again, but this time ran into the toilet because they were coming again, but as I was running into the toilet, I saw thousands of zombie dogs at the bottom of the stairs, it went into almost still, slow motion, but I could think at normal speed about what I was going to do, so when the slow motion stopped, I ran into the toilet, and this bald guy that was already in there shut and locked the toilet, I jammed my feet against the door but noticed the bottom panel of the door was coming off, so I let it come off and jumped on the windowsill. I then noticed the two others were gone. One zombie dog jumped up and seemed to borrow into my skin but it didn't have any affect on me so in this dream, I must have been 'immune' or something. Another zombie puppy then jumped and tried to bite me, so, I grabbed it, and it dug it's claws into my hand, and I could actually feel the pain of this, and this was the first time I ever felt pain in a dream.

I then ran downstairs and looked on the garden wall, and the three others that had disappeared in the bathroom were sat on the wall. They were all dressed in blue clothes, almost like hospital gowns. We started to pick up these toys from a wall, like a firetruck that could play songs, and a toy clarinet and a recorder and stuff and started trying to make songs out of them. They all then said "If you're wearing this, or can hear the sound of the text, you're really dead." They all then disappeared.

The rest of the people in the house were my some other people I don't know in my waking life, but these DC's knew me well for some reason. Outside, there were hundreds of different trucks, and supplies. We then started to organize a convoy of trucks to go to a safer place, we then met with this other family that were sleeping in tents next to the house we were in, and firstly, the woman in our group was not happy about them joining, but I noticed they were a family and had kids, so we couldn't let them die here. I asked them if they wanted to come and they were happy about coming. We were then getting the trucks and supplies ready when I asked if I could drive my own truck, just in-case one of the others broke down, but the woman again, said no, and that "we don't want to make too much noise". I then ran over to some boats and tried to find a good one just in-case there was no escape on land, but all I could find was small, plastic, kid boats with holes in them. I dragged out the one in best condition and threw it on the back of the truck. Instead of us all getting in the trucks, we sat on top. The convoy started moving, and we started to drive down these dirt roads. One of the people from our original group pulled out the firetruck and started playing music on it, it was like country rock. It was actually a pretty cool part of the dream, being sat with other zombie survivor's, in a truck convoy, but annoyingly, most of the others got quad bikes or motorbikes and I wasn't even allowed to drive a stinkin' truck.

This is were the dream ended. (sadly)

That was probably my favorite dream in a long time.

Me and my friends were standing outside of the school on a bright non-cloudy day. We were talking about Minecraft mods and then my friend said there was a "knife mod" for Minecraft PC. So then all of a sudden my friend chases me with an arrow in his hand. But for some reason, I knew he was gonna try to stab it in my shoulder. So he was about to jab it in my shoulder but I caught the arrow and whipped it. :P

Some fragments from non-lucid naps, have been concentrating more on DEILD attempts than recall on waking up.

Nap #1(fragment):

I was on the balcony and there was old woman on the streets, she was shouting at me trying to tell something and she looked like a school teacher that died ages ago.

Nap #2(fragments):

I was in some tropical area searching for something, then there was something about war and then Indian people were attacking everyone and i was talking about something with some princess. Then there was something about coal and then there were some dogs and cats that were massagers.

I am in San Andreas- a setting from one of the Grand Theft Auto games. I must have beaten up some hookers because I am fleeing from the police in a car. As I am trying to escape, everything shifts to 3rd person, but I am still in control of myself. Suddenly, I feel my body slowly start to transform. My arms and legs are growing shorter, and I suddenly can't reach the steering wheel. I am transformed! Into a divine being?! No. Into some sort of animal?! No. Into a Leprechaun?! No. Into "Ike" from South Park?! Yes.

The police are now beginning to catch up. Because of my stumpy arms and legs I can't drive properly. Unfortunately, I somehow manage to drive towards the edge of a cliff and I climb out of the car. "FREEZE, PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM!", the police officers yell. I look towards the edge of the cliff, and an enormous tree is adjacent to it with a rope-swing attached to one of its branches. Out of desperation, I jump and grab hold of the rope swing. But suddenly, I lose my grip and I splatter into a bloody mess on the floor. The police officers then start laughing.

The end.

I was at the mall with my friend and there is a fashion competition choosing different clothes on the racks for penshoppe clothes only. There is this boy (I can't remember his face, but I can talk to him) I go near him and help him to choose clothes for the next ramp, he can't choose clothes that would fit for the purple short he have chosen so we ask the sales lady if there is still any floor that has penshoppe clothes on it, she pointed us to the second floor. we go on to the escalator after a minute i said "we ride the wrong escalator" he immediately run to the escalator and when I see him it looks like now my friends (that I know in person) Isay and Roger. But before you step out of the escalator you need to pay first because it was a parking area, there is this girl (I don't know her) she jump in to the baracade, I do the same cause the guard isn't looking and I don't have car park on the area I just need to go to the second floor department store for some clothes. We walk and we talk laughing and all the good stuff. When we went to this creepy hallway, it was quit and dark and all. When I look around we were already five (me,isay,roger,nikki, and stephanie) I said "we're lost, this can't be the way to the second floor department store" "Yes this place is scary" Rogers say. "We should go back to the place we started and try to ask some people" I said. I remember the place as the University of our province the creepy place. Before we walk and left the building we heard noises to many people they are laughing and chatting and we were so scared. we tried to run but the voices comes in to all direction so instead of going back we right turn but before we right turn people came in and I recognize my cousin and I girl in my childhood (now we were on the school) I ask my cousin where is the way to the 2nd floor she point me directions out the school and towards the store. My dream jumps.
NEXT SETTING:
I'am with Stephanie, there is this boy and lots of people I don't know. This boy likes Stephanie very much.
Boy: Can we grab some snacks?
Stephanie: Just as her to go out (pointing to me), you know we that I have a boyfriend and I don't like you.
So this boy turns his head to me and ask me to go out instead and I said yes because I like him and I feel pity that Stephanie dismiss him that easily.
We went to this coconut tree and seat on the rocks we talk about stephanie telling him she's a shy type girl when we are still on highschool but plays good at badminton and that she joins beauty pageants when we already are in college and that she's kind and turns out to be a good girl. (I can't remember the whole conversation) We are there chatting and laughing and good stuff and I can tell that he already likes me. He has this white polo shirt and black pant and not so long hair and he is skinny. I remember his brother cam and ask if he could barrow the clothes his brother was wearing, and I laugh hard because he was still a small boy. On my dream he looks charming and responsible. I don't know him really, and I haven't meet him. Hoping to meet him soon.

Ok so I found some Motrin PM and because I get leg cramps and my back hurts when I try and sleep I decided to try it out. Worked awesomely but, most likely due to the Diphenhydramine citrate in It caused me to have some weird dreams (not that my other dreams are normal) (I took it three nights in row)

My first dream:
I have been invited to go to this underwater Lab where the top science guys are working on some big project. I'm super smart in my dream and they want me in on the project. So I get there and everything looking cool. I see all these minions (The one's from League of Legends...just started playing) Running around doing thing for the people who work there. *then that's where the dream takes a turn for the worse* I start hearing this voice. He seems to be drawing me in and I find my self wanting to go deeper into this lab. At some point I come to a area where it's flooded so I put on a suit and go under water. Strangely the lab is still in full use, under water. At this point the minions also had suits on (Old fashion diving suits) That's when I see this big tank full of water (The tang itself is also underwater) Inside is... Satin.... that's right flippen Lucifer. Apparently the lab team has created a underwater satin.. ya idk. Anyway this guy is pretty evil and the dream turns into full on war against satin and his minions and the minion that I randomly have. I thing the most shocking part of my dream is I myself kill a couple minions. I rip of there helmets and drown them. That kind of scares me because Its very rare for me to kill anyone in my dreams, setting zombie and brainless monsters aside. These guys were people and not even really evil themselves just being controlled and for some reason I went after them and not satin himself. Well they got me back because shortly after Six mob me and rip off my helmet and drown me. I wake up at that point. Drowning sucked because that dream was quite vivid and I woke feeling like I really did drown.

Dream Two:
In this dream I'm on a island and I'm in a large town that seems rather english yet woodland. there are trains running through the town and everything seems elevated almost like the town is in the trees, It's a little hard to explain. Anyway I'm a servant(More like a slave) And I'm sitting outside a school looking in wishing I was there. I also wish that I can read and write which does not make sense sense because I have not trouble doing ether in my dream. Later I talk to a friend who says he is going to make a small train to deliver mail. For some reason I then find myself in a forest on the other end of the island. I exit it onto a beach which is a parking lot. Then giant robots come out of no where and one of them hits me and I go flying when I hit the ground I hear a popping noise and my leg snaps. Pain shoots up my leg and I start yelling and crying and simply freaking out. The bone is pushing out of my leg and I can't move. The robot morphs and turns into a guy about my age (17-18) He is like "OH MY GOD I AM SO SO SORRY!!!! I DIDN"T MEAN IT LET ME HELP YOU!!!" He is freaking out. then he trys to pull the bone out (he things that will some how fix it) This of course hurts like hell. He realizes that he is doing it wrong and tries to push the bone in, the shock of which wakes me up. That dream sucked....

Dream three:
In this dream I wake up at my friends house and he is playing a Squid Girl Anime Game (is not real) Then On my way home I stop at a gas station and a guy I know is selling drugs there, I'm like wtf. He stuffs some in my bag for no reason and I leave. When I get home My parents have sold all my stuff and say I have to sleep in a loft from now on....that's all I remember.

All these dreams were very vivid and felt quite real. The ending to each of them kind of sucked though....
So ya.....the end

My dream recall has been poor lately. I'm glad to finally have some odd dreams for this DJ. This is my most random dream so far.

I was at school sitting on a bench and waiting for my bus to arrive. I had absolutely no clothes on (O_o). I got up and was about to walk somewhere when a random DC came up to me and said "Don't even try to hug me!"

I can't really remember what happened after that.

DCs can be so silly sometimes.

"Garbage dive and clowns" This was probably one the weirdest dreams I have had in quite some time. To give you a visual I viewed this dream from a movie perspective meaning that there were multiple cuts to various scene. For the majority of the dream I was just an observor watching the events go down, influencing the endings with where every my unawoken mind went. Over the course of the night i woke up twice so emotionally involved in the dream I went right back to sleep hoping to revisit the dream I had awoken from. Luckily i was able to each time

First thing I remember is looking into a home with someone else. Some kid took out the garbage and then began thinking about garbage. Next thing I knew I was in millions of pounds of garbage but it was not the kind all bagged up. I was all squishey and was alive. Felt like I was in a tub full of worms! My companion asked me how much more time till we get to the bottom! I said it will be very soon. Meanwhile unfriendly clowns were holding hostage some of my friends. The clowns had set up an enitre under ground world in which there were doctor clowns, school teachers clown, school kid clowns, librarian clowns, every type of human job replaced with a clown face and human body. They detested the presence of my friends and had tortured some of my friends. Luckily most of the hostages were able to escape and they set up two barracades infront of a doorway entrance into an autitorium. The clowns held there distance as my friends had managed to aqquire guns.*

Meanwhile back at the house I remember listening to a conversation between a young kid and an older adult. The adult was warning the kid not to play in the garbage but the good was friendly but defiant in his beliefs repeating "my uncle has always told me if you are in garbage keep digging".*

In the midst of the garbage I recalled what this young prophet had said and i told my companion of this seemingly profound axiom. We began chanting it and very soon we recahed the bottom of the pile. The garbage was essentially a large vat contained by 4 walls that descended down for hundreds of miles. I did not know where the garbage actually began, only where it ended. I felt my feet dangeling out into the air as my body slid through the rest of the slimey garbage making a thick waterey that resembled that sound of a tounge clicking against a cheek. Finally my head exited through the muck and I dropped about 10 feet into a dull and dark halway. I remember landing with an umph on the hardwood floors.My companion was thankful to be out of the mess and I reminded him to be quiet as there were clowns all around us.

We managed to exit the eerie hallway and make our way into another large hallway swarming with clowns of all sorts. The first type i remember was opening a door in the hallway and seeing a tall and slim woman clown reading a book to a group of young clowns sitting criss crossed on the floor. She stared at me with a deceptive hate in her eyes. The actual seblance of the clown is hard to describe because their heads seemed hollographic, Meaning they switched between the face of a human and that of a clown.

'" come on lets go!" I yelled to my companion. We sprinted down the long hallway slapping and punching the clowns that we passed by. The hallway was full of twists and turns and at every corner we would run into a clown that seemed to be busy working doing things like carrying lots of paper work or drinking a cup of coffe.*

Soon i began to sense we were near my friends as I had multiple flashbacks of them crying out to us from the barracades. we ran through the hall way shoving our way pst multiple clowns until we bursed through a door and found ourselves in a large room filled with hundred of angry clowns. I looked around and noticed one of the barracades. I made a run for it with my commrad right behind me and dove over the barracade into the safety of my friends. "Thank God your here" they said.*

Then I woke up.


Feels like an epic dream that i should write a creative ending for.

"So, do you think it's around here?" Kelly asked.
"Yeah. At least, the GPS pointed me here. The Apple Store should be right around the corner." I said.
We were sitting at a cafe in a city, enjoying the amazing temperatures that the day had brought.
"So, how did you break your iPhone again?" Said Rick, who wanted to go where he wanted to go, instead of helping me run errands.
"I accidentally left it in my pants, and it went through the dishwasher. You don't know how upset I was when I found out." I answered, holding the broken iPhone in my hand. "I'm hoping to exchange it for a new one through my warranty."
"Well, let's get going!" Sky yelled, eager to continue our trek through New York City.
"Wait. Guys, what's that on the TV?" Asked Rick, looking toward the TV in the cafe.
The TV had red static on it, something that I had never seen before. "I'm not sure. It doesn't look-"
All of a sudden, I heard screaming in the streets. People were running, but from what?
Upon running outside, we didn't see anything, but we did feel something. The air was becoming thinner.
"What's going on?" I asked.
"I think that we're somehow losing oxygen, and by the looks of it, so is everyone else." Sky answered. "We need to find a place that has oxygen!"

We ran past crowds of people, from store to store, until we found a community center.

"There may be a community swimming pool in here" Kelly said, "If we can make it inside the pool, the water can help us replenish our oxygen" (I'm pretty sure that this doesn't work Science-wise, but hey, it's a dream. )

We ran and jumped into the community pool, glad to regain our oxygen. Through the clear windows of the swimming pool area, we could see massive waves of people dying in the streets. What could have happened?

All of a sudden, one more person busted into the pool room. It was my high school biology teacher, Mrs. Hemsley!

"Oh, wow. You survived?" Mrs. Hemsley asked.
"For now" I said, unsure of why she was asking.
"But what could have caused it?" Kelly asked, hoping for an answer.
"This may sound strange, but Aliens. I have been tracking their activity throughout the last few years, and now they have finally struck. They are hiding in the abandoned factory. Maybe if you go now, you can stop them, they can only lower the oxygen levels every thirty minutes. See ya."
And with that, my Science teacher left.

We headed out of the building, examining the casualties of the oxygen level being lowered. However, there were some people still in the street. How could they have survived? The second that they spotted us, they ran toward us.

"Ahaha, so you survived? You see, we were sent by our leader to help secure the oxygen reduction field, and then to kill anyone that lives afterward!!!"

All 8 alien spies, dressed as street performers, attacked the four of us, and at first they were winning, but then...

All of a sudden, I realized that this must have been a dream!

Suddenly, a battle menu opened, and we fought a turn by turn rpg-esque battle. I felt like I knew what it was from, but for some reason, I couldn't remember. We quickly defeated the alien spies, and we headed into the factory building. As we went through the floors, which were oddly silent (aside from the sounds of machinery), I wondered, Who could this alien leader be? I wonder what type of alien my mind could create.

And finally we reached the top.The room was totally clear aside from a metallic floating ball in the center of the room. I stepped up to the ball, and then opened it from the center. Inside was the thing that I had least expected. Giegue from Mother/Earthbound! Before I could do anything, he flew away, eyes red, leaving earth in ruins. Before I woke up, I heard him say in my mind, "I'll be back another day, don't you forget it!"

I'm in some sort of school. Not my own school, it's a primary I think, and I'm my little brother and a bunch of his friends in one of the classrooms. We're waiting for something. I look out of a little window in the wall and we're surrounded by nature of some sort.

Then I'm in a small tuck shop of some sort. There's a man behind the counter who kind of looks like the guy on Cake Boss, that Italian American dude who speaks really loudly and makes cakes.
I look around a bit and I see rows of sandwiches and baguettes. The guy implies I should hurry because he's closing soon. I pick out a baguette which has a picture of penne/farfalle with red sauce on the packet thing. This is strange, but I go along with it.

I pay the guy, and he starts telling me I should tell people about his shop, which is called Mirabella or something which sounds close to that. Then I know that the valley in which the school is located, in the last years of the 18th Century (I live in Malta, which Napoleon occupied for two years from 1798-1800) some workers were building something which he didn't like, and Napoleon starting pleading desperately with them to stop (I see a vision of a list, with pleading words Napoleon used and gentlemanly words he didn't use while pleading, a woman's voice narrates). I'm still in the shop and as he narrates, I lean on the counter and the Cake Boss' little daughter is next to him. I pull away and everything melts.

I wake up.

(For the record, this dream was so deeply strange and random I am disappointed I didn't become lucid)

1) Ok, this one was rather strange.. There was some huge fair/parade going through town so basically everyone was centralized in the streets. I picked up a Gatling gun and started killing everyone I saw. I just mowed them all down. The strange part was that all the people I knew, loved, or cared for, the bullets did nothing to. It was as if something stopped the bullets from hurting those who never hurt me. I had a few conversations and killed practically everyone in town. Kill'n the mayor was the funnest, just say'n.
2) Ok, this one topped that one on strangeness. I was like a fish or some'm with a bunch of friends who were fishes too. We were trying to swim from like this river to the ocean to the bottom or some'm. Strange...
3) There was a third dream.. I believe it was before the first one I wrote. But when you have this many random dreams you tend to forget the first few...

I'm standing at the top end of a big outdoor staircase with a friend of mine, talking with him, then I look over my shoulder and see a cute girl that can't assemble her bicycle, we keep looking at her, when she starts to take her shirt and bra off, and we are like "fuck yeah" 8D
Then she see us and begins to come over to us, but then she is over at us, she got clothes on again, she then says "I want you to meet Mr *****" and we were like oh fuck it's her husband, and we starts running like hell down the stairs and in to the woods, my friend out runs me, but I keep running and then out of nothing the woods is going straight up like a wall, I start climbing up of it, then I get to the top, I start running again, out of nothing I stop and see that I'm on the ceiling of a old castle, I then look then on the floor and see some people firing bows and arrows, I then look around in the room and look out again, and I see a kinda mental place, there a lot of people is working with clay, I then jump down through the floor, and smashes some of the peoples clay work, I then start to throw with the clay because I thinks it looks funny and kinda like shit 8D
I then want to go out to take a piss, but there is a big black bodyguard, stopping me and saying "you can't go out there, because Robbie Williams is out there and he is FUCKED up", so I turn around and out of nothing again all the people is sitting at laptops, I then to over to one of them and see a chocolate milk, I reach out for it, then a person grabs my arm and say "you can't take that" and I'm like why not? he then says "because its just like mine" and he is showing me a Pepsi.
I then wake up