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CD 14 pre-O

I was at a grocery store with a dollar off coupon, and for some reason I thought I could just walk up to a register and get a free dollar if I just gave them the coupon. As I was in line I realized that was impossible, but I didn't want to embarrass myself so I grabbed a Ritter Sport bar and bought that. Once I did, I saw it was some gross sour milk flavor, and behind the counter I noticed a guy who looked like LeBron James unloading a box of the flavor that I liked, so I asked if I could switch them out. He said yes, but I'd have to get in line out back. So I wandered around to the other side of the register and there was a wall with a single door, and another line. As I was standing in line, Watson from BBC Sherlock was standing behind me, and I knew him, so I asked "So, how've you been?" and he furrowed his browed and looked at me puzzled and said "Sorry... who are you?" to which I replied "Remember, we used to solve crimes with Sherlock." Then he remembered me and said Ah. I asked him how Sherlock was and he said he hadn't seen much of him. I told him I hadn't either.

It was Valentine's Day and I was with Amy in a giant convention center type place. We passed by a gift shop that was full of people, so full that there were lines just to walk a circle around the store. She asked me if I wanted to go in and I said no way, but then I realized that she really wanted to go so I pretended to change my mind and we went in. I told Amy to pick out something and I'd buy it for her since it was Valentine's and all, so she chose this toy of Mickey Mouse on a bicycle with a thing of candy attached to it. I also saw those little boxes of Sweetart hearts but the hearts were Spree instead, which was awesome.

I was escorting a dangerous criminal out of a building with some man in a blue jacket. We were waiting by the elevator with this criminal chained up and there was a random person standing behind us, so I wanted to kind of freak him out. I leaned over to my escort buddy and whispered loud enough for the person to hear "Can you imagine if we lost this guy? The whole building would have to be shut down and quarantined." The person totally looked uncomfortable haha. Unfortunately I jinxed it and the criminal actually got away and jumped into the elevator by himself. We grabbed the next elevator, but realized it had only one button so we could've just run down the one flight of stairs and intercepted him quickly.

Fragment 2. Using a filter on Google to filter out things I didn’t want to include in my search. Some where:

Pokemon Black & White __?__
Some other Pokemon stuff
Hot women on bikes (#)

(#) = the number of results for the topic it would filter out

Fragment 3. Talking to a character from Digimon, they say they used a gun. They say they saw a bright light like the sun, and the character I am thinks back to the light that they saw in the past, coming from an older Ken, who is being photographed (though there wasn’t actually a light).

It had the meaning of ‘when certain children see Digimon, they become Chosen Children, so the gun!kid was special’. The character POVs were confusing, I feel like the characters were Daisuke and maybe Taichi?

Fragment 4. Sherlock or Khan was sitting on a chair, mom was there too on a couch. I was sitting on the right or on the floor in front of it. It’s a little confusing, but he was either playing the violin or showing us something on TV. There was some really pretty instrumental music playing, but I couldn’t stop snickering because he was making some funny movement.

-Jump-

I’m freaking out because there’s something wrong with my right canine, it feels out of place. I go to the kitchen where mom is on the phone with my aunt. (Sherlock/Khan has left, although it was a different house then.) I want her to get off and help me, but while she’s looking at me, she doesn’t seem to be getting off anytime soon.

I go to the nearby bathroom and look in the mirror. Rather than teeth, my canines look like they’re made out of my gums.

Alarm goes off.

Inspiration: I finished rewatching Star Trek Into Darkness yesterday, plus I read some Sherlock Holmes before lying down. Teeth part from how flossing gives me problems sometimes. ><

Notes: I did try MILD more than once. No lucids last night, but working on it!

Wow I haven't posted any dreams in ages––partly because I'm lazy, but also because I haven't been taking very good track of my dreams over the past few months. But now I'm trying to start keeping track again, and hopefully posting these will motivate me to write my dreams down more often.

I don't remember any dreams from last night, but I'll post a dream I wrote down a few weeks ago that was particularly long/crazy and had a ton of different parts in it. So yeah, here goes:

I go to [my college] and it’s the beginning of the school year—or so I assume because it’s all sunny and green outside and whatnot. It’s during orientation or something, and all the upperclassmen (the third and fourth years that is) have to join together to learn one huge dance. We all have to wear crazy colorful costumes with lots of feathers on them and stuff.

I’m late or something and I have to learn part of the dance from some random girl in a trailer near [the athletic center]. So I get in the trailer and the girl is showing me how to do part of the dance. It mostly involves some pretty simple move where I pretty much just have to step forward, then back, then to the side, or something along those lines. But she keeps saying I’m doing it wrong even though I thought it was super easy, so I figure I’m missing something.

Anyway, then the girl has to go somewhere, and there’s this random older guy (like a professor or something, I don’t know) standing outside the trailer who says he will teach me the rest of the dance later, but then he walks away. I become paranoid that I’m not going to be able to learn the dance in time.

I start walking around and looking at the various groups of people in their colorful costumes. It seems like everyone has split into groups and they’re all going to do separate dances. (I see [a girl I know from high school] and she’s talking about how her group has to wear fake boobs. Huhhh.) I think about how nice it is that the upperclassmen get to do this instead of doing stupid orientation activities.

There’s another short part where I’m lying in my bed (at home) and [two of my sisters] are also in their beds and asking me questions about some movie about a chef––but like, the whole movie is a euphemism for sex somehow and they’re asking me to explain it and I’m like, “Uhhh … I don’t know.”

In another part I’m working at [the library where I used to work] again, and I’m not really doing anything––just wandering around the stacks looking for something interesting to read. But every time I find a spot where I can just stand around and read for a while, I see some other librarians standing around talking and I’m afraid I’ll get caught.

I end up in some random corner where there are a bunch of flyers and booklets on a shelf and I’m trying to arrange them all in a neat row but they keep all falling over or turning outwards. I realize it might be a better system if I just had them all arranged so that they were facing out, but then I’m too lazy to change the arrangement I’ve already made.

Below that shelf there’s another shelf with gigantic picture books on it. They all look super old. Apparently they’re reference books and I’ve never seen them before, and they’re all really cool––so I’m like, “Whoa, why did I never know about these?”

(I think I either wake up from this one or I have a false awakening—either way, I have this disorienting moment where I still believe I work at the library in real life and then I’m really confused, like, “No I don’t … Wait, yes I do … Wait, no I don’t …”)

There’s some really short part where I’m watching some thing where Superman and some blond lady with a ponytail and I think a few other people are all running through this stormy landscape and then there are these helicopters chasing after them that are going to shoot at them, and Superman is like, “Haha well that’s okay, because I’m immune to bullets!” And all his friends are like, “Ummm … but we’re not.”

Yet another part: I’m in my grandparents’ (old) house, in their TV room. I think maybe my mom is also there? And I’m trying to call [my sisters], and then I try to call [three of my friends from high school] … because apparently all five of them are on a hike together. When I try to call [my sister] she doesn’t pick up her phone, but then this weird thing happens where she somehow answers the phone after her “leave a message” recording thing has played but I still can’t talk to her because she can’t hear me I guess. I think I actually talk to [my friend] on the phone but I forget what she says.

In another part I’m in some random kitchen (which kind of looks like our kitchen at [the place I used to live]) and I think my whole family is there. There’s this weird washing machine; [my brother] opens it and it still continues running even when it’s open. But the whole time it’s running, it’s overflowing and squirting all this water into the microwave which is situated above it. And my mom is like, “Oh don’t worry, that’s normal.”

At some other point, I’m at some random event and all my high school friends are there. We’re all sitting in this big field somewhere and it’s kind of getting dark outside. I’m talking to [one of my friends] and I have a popsicle stick for some reason––one of those ones with a joke on it. And I’m like, “Haha want to hear a popsicle stick joke?” and then I try to read the joke but I misread it and accidentally think it says something about Sherlock and I’m like, “Lol I can’t stop thinking about Sherlock.” (I had this dream after the day season 3 started, so ... it was actually true.)

And finally there’s some other part where there are a bunch of kids are having some kind of race and then there are these two boys who are particularly competitive with each other … ? Err yeah I don’t remember the details.

I was walking barefoot on a hard dirt path, it was old and had grass growing on it and stones embedded in the dirt. In the distance was an old house, and a brown barn or shed further out. I was listening to my iPod, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" was playing, and I thought it was going to take me a long time to walk down the path to that house even though it wasn't very far. I think I met someone along the path, but I don't remember details.

When I was sitting in the house, either the house from earlier or this was a separate dream, Cory came home, except there were two of him. He was all happy and talking to his clone, and he told me he was going to go running and then play tennis with his clone. I was super jealous because I wanted to go. I remember having some sort of notebook I was writing in, and at some point I was watching Doctor Who with Cory and we were talking about the Master and I was writing stuff about the show in the notebook.

Just after a college lecture on the second floor, I raced to the elevator for the ground floor because I was upset over something. I knew the rest of the people were headed towards the elevator as well, but they were still around the corner so I went in and closed the doors early, knowing they wouldn't know I did it. Then the doors reopened and people came inside, and I was confused because I thought it would take me to the ground floor before it opened back up again. Then, when the elevator opened again, all the people got out and I realized I had actually traveled to the ground floor, picked up those people, and then let them out back on the second floor. So then the people from the lecture I tried to avoid got on the elevator with me that time. At some point the elevator got really big and it was metallic and shiny, and there was a box near the wall. Martin Freeman was there by the box as Watson from Sherlock, and I was all excited and shy but I talked to him anyway. I think then he either disappeared into the box, or left the elevator.

I was at some kind of outdoor metaphysical bazaar where people had big areas set up selling things. It was the last day of the bazaar and it was about to close, and I found this really cool merchant with lots of things. On the table were small figurines near the end, and nearest to me were these weird bricks of incense that were carved to represent their smell. I saw one that had "Marzipan" carved on it in raised letters, but when I tried to smell it the lady who owned the booth said I didn't want that one because it had a bad smell. There were so many I couldn't decide, but she was already packing up her stuff and wound up packing them away as I looked at them. I walked further to the back and saw a high up shelf with some big statues on it. One of them looked like Yinepu as a human form with a jackal head, but when I took it off the shelf I noticed it had a mouse head. It was weird because I couldn't think of any Egyptian gods with a mouse head. There was another big statue on the shelf that was shiny and all white and ceramic, but I can't remember what it was a statue of. I think I looked at the bottom and saw it was $70. When I turned around and looked back to the table, everything had been packed away except for three Yinepu figurines, and they were actually Yinepu and not a mouse head. I thought I should buy them since they were all alone on the table and it must be fate, but then she packed them away too. After everything was packed, a young woman my age came out and started taking apart the booth and making the ground look like nobody had ever been there. We started talking and she was annoyed because her partner hadn't shown up to help her fix the field the bazaar was in and it would take a few days. She mentioned they were still taking volunteers, so I said I would help the next time they were bringing new volunteers in. She showed me a few tricks, like how to mold the field to make it normal again. I remember seeing her bunching up dirt to make a path from one merchant to the next, and then scattering the dirt to make the field just grass again. When I got home I went to the website to sign up, and there were lots of warnings saying only to do it if you were in shape and could handle 100+ degree weather, which made me nervous but I signed up anyway.

I'm John Watson and I can control frost/ice. I have to put out my hand to focus it and then I breath it out of my mouth. Some friends and I use my power to our advantage and form a plan that will defeat the bad guys with guns that are oppressing us even though they drastically outnumber us. I go into their area and fight them, using the element of surprise, since they didn't know about my power. I meet Sherlock there, who didn't know about the plan but who is on my side, and he tries to figure out my power - he breaths at me whenever I do the frost breathing thing toward him, but when he tries to do it, nothing happens. When he tries to breath out the frost stuff, he makes a face like this:

So I run away from the enemy camp and the enemies all come running after them, and I lead them all into a trap - a narrow hallway with a larger chamber at the end, and when they go into the narrow hallway they're mowed down by my allies in the chamber with guns.

At one point I'm in a big room with a bunch of restaurants set into the walls like in a mall, although a couple weren't for food, but some other thing. I go around trying to find the second cheapest food, as the mexican is the cheapest but I don't really feel like having that. I never come to a decision before shops start closing down for the day. I go over to subway and they've just closed down, and there's this sandwich that sits on the outside that's kind of a display sandwich, but it's something that someone can buy anyway (The sandwich's bread is two regular bread slices, whole wheat, I think - not the long bread that they use for subs). Someone is insisting that they buy it even though Subway has already closed. A lady behind the counter is telling him that he can't and that he has to leave. He makes a grab for it, but I grab it too and manage to take it out of his hands. I run away laughing, and devour almost all of it besides most of the crust very quickly as I run, and a security guy shoots at me, but I see him before he shoots and I start breathing frost, and it stops the bullet before it can hit me (which is what I did in the enemy camp, although I forgot to say that).

At some point I'm someone else and a rip in the universe keeps happening, and so different weird things keep showing up in this building that I'm in, which I think is some sort of writer's building, where everyone gets a different desk and we all get together just to write our own separate things. I remember at one point the tear in the universe made it so that there were different kinds of dragons flying around everywhere. I was pretty happy about that. The room has different tiers of a balcony that circles the entire room, and so I could go up there to get a better look at the dragons. I tried to get on top of one to ride it, if I remember correctly, but I never could. There's a scene, eventually, that is in the style of the cartoon and it shows all the weird stuff being sucked up back into this hole in this weird totem-pole type thing which gets thinner the closer it is to the bottom, in space, and then it shows a key going into the hole and turning.

When the key comes out, there's this weird face where the hole was, and it might have been from a different part of the dream, because that's what I thought when I saw it at the time, but I don't know if that's true or not. The totem pole rotates, and I see that extending from the head, there are these weird sections connected to it horizontally, like it has its own totem pole or something.

At one point I think there's some stuff with some Minecraft graphics? And I know at some point there's a famine and there's almost no food anywhere, and I'm going around doing something trying to solve it, but I don't remember what I was doing.

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Mabel and Dipper from Gravity Falls were investigating.. something.. and they accidentally became fused with these two teenagers sitting in two passenger airplane seats next to each other, and so then Mabel and Dipper were teenagers. They might have actually been on an airplane, but I can't remember.

At some point I was in this museum type thing with a big display in the middle of one of the rooms and I think it had some animated disney animal characters in it or something like that - the only one I remember is Thumper from Bambi.

At some point I'm watching some fan-made SPN video and it's made very well because even though it's someone else dubbing over original SPN footage, it took me a while to realize that because it was so unnoticeable.

At some point I'm watching some sort of Lupin III/Supernatural/Sherlock/Disney crossover thing and all the Lupin III characters are tiny, and then it turns into my friend and I making up lupin III/supernatural/sherlock/disney crossover scenes like we're playing pretend, and I keep finding pieces of my lupin figures on the ground and other people keep finding them too, so I can only assume that I've been dropping them everywhere I go, so that's unfortunate. At one point I collect so many from the ground and from other people that I have quite an armful and Chelsea has the backpack and I have to carefully go over to her with the backpack so I can dump all the pieces into one of the pouches.

I remember seeing an image of a manga in which John from BBC Sherlock is small and he is in a cage that is held by a woman in a big crowd in Egypt, and I think the woman was trying to help/protect John, and the cage was so that no one else could get to him while they were in the crowd. I really wanted to see the rest, as that seemed like just my kind of manga, and I think I might have seen a few more panels or possibly a very short animated clip, but besides that all I can remember is that my dream eventually went to the next part...

Later it's just BBC Sherlock that I'm watching, but Sherlock has turned tiny. John made him a place in a lower cabinet under the sink for him to sleep, and there's a wadded-up shirt in there as a mattress. Sometimes I'm just watching them, and sometimes I am Sherlock. I remember being John for a small bit when I cleared out some objects in the cabinet and scooted the shirt to the corner of it. Sometimes, when in the room with that cabinet, there are others there that are living with them, and I think it was the Avengers (I read Avengers fanfiction before I went to sleep, so no wonder). At one point John turns small too, and I freak out/get excited about that, but in the next scene suddenly he's back to normal and it continues as if nothing had happened. Sherlock and John get ambushed by some criminals, and the criminals force them to work out (e.g. sit-ups, push-ups, etc.). At one point John refuses and so the criminal spoons him while doing sit-ups so that John is forced to comply. Sherlock refused also so the other criminal does the equivalent but he only needs to use his fingers to push sherlock down and up. At one point John and Sherlock are using exercise machines and even Sherlock has a little teeny one, and then there's a close-up on Sherlock and I can see that he's had some sort of below-knee amputation on his right leg, but apparently this has been a known fact for the whole episode, as I'm not surprised at all.

At one point I'm at a con (there's a con I might go to today, so that's where that's from) and it's in this dirty, dark, small place with very high ceilings. Somehow I become a harpy-thing because my whole body is a large bird except for my head, which is the same. Apparently there are a few others that are like that too. Every once and a while we shout something like, "flight makes right" or "flight before line" or something, because since we can fly, we don't have to wait in any lines (and apparently it's our "right" to go to the front of the line, or something, if that first quote was the correct one) (I just realized Clint turns into a bird in that Avengers fanfiction. Welp.).

I remember once or twice I did a reality check, but I didn't really become lucid.