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31st of December, 2011

Final dreams of the year, and they were doozies! Not quite nightmares, but pretty dodgy.

I was at work trying to organise the best possible proposal for Nooks. I spent hours trying to organise a horse and carriage with a nice message printed on its numberplate. For some reason I chose to make a portion of the writing red which, when I finally got it all printed off looked crap. When I tried to change it, they told me they didn't have any spares and couldn't make any more. I wept my little heart out on the stairs for ages, screaming and hitting the pavement. Then I realised I hadn't even organised the carriage yet and decided to postpone the whole endeavour until tomorrow.

Later on, I was at a party where a whole bunch of nerdy guys got into a hilarious, dweeby fight. At the party, this one guy had a "vomit maker" on, which was basically a bunch of leather straps tied around his body that looked like they'd been there for years. He said it was to help him be a better Satanist as it always kept him feeling sick and angry. Of course.
I left the party and was approached by some guys who doused me in a flammable liquid and set me alight. I ran onto the grass but they had a whole field of sprinklers that kept shooting his stuff all over me and keeping me on fire. I dug down into the dirt to extinguish myself and eventually broke through into an awesome underground Minecraft area. It was huge and like a parallel world under the ground with blocky T-Rexes and stuff.
I remember just looking around in awe before the dream faded.

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Walking near the road where some firemen were giving a hands on demonstration of their truck. When he was opening a valve, one really badly cut his hand open and put a wrench on it to pinch the skin back together. I walked across the road where this guy on a moped was driving madly in the wrong direction, he skidded in front of this guy driving his tractor down the road and then hit the kerb and bailed off. He stood up and stared and me with crazy-ass ice addict eyes then charged at me as fast as he could and stabbed me in the stomach.

dream : comments : lucid

23rd of November, 2011

I was watching/starring in some TV show called Melrose's Place. It was this really 90's sitcom about this monster chick named Melrose who had dreadlocks and wore cargo pants and was generally pretty awesome. She was like a person in a costume, or a muppet or something. But cooler looking.

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Tom Hanks and Rachel Weisz were sitting on an elephant. A narrator said "There was their world, and then three more..."
It was like a poster or a trailer for a cool sci-fi, drama, fantasy type movie, and when I woke up I thought it sounded pretty deep. Like a translation from old Indian scripture or something.

11/01/12
1. I was in my A-level history class, the only difference was that it was in my living room. This was really vivid and can’t believe I didn’t do an RC. But anyway we were all given laptops and were discussing the people in the class in our little groups. I decided to check DV on the laptop (Really surprised I didn’t become lucid here). The next thing I know I’m hanging upside down on the end of the table by my feet, I really don’t know how this happened. So I assumed I’d somehow managed to do it myself and carried on as normal, then my history teacher saw this and came over to see what was going on. Before I knew what was happening his hand came crashing down onto my leg making my feet lose their grip on the table and I fell on the ground. He then kicked me several times, shouting at me that I was wasting his time. I went and sat back down very hurt and he said to me “You can either stay here or you can go next door (my room) and work on your own.” I chose to work on my own but stayed in the room only to see him talking completely off topic so I called him a hypocrite and the dream ended. (Full dream- 1 point)

2. I was on the bus going home and the date was today (11/01/11 meaning that I was dreaming into the future!) Unfortunately I was too busy listening to my music to notice where we were (I usually get off at the last stop in my village, if I miss it then I end up in the next village) we went straight past my stop, but then for some reason the bus turned down my lane and when we got near to my house I noticed there were no bus stops for the bus to stop at. I looked again and there was about 50 all the way down the street. I got off the bus and looked in the direction of all the bus stop signs only to see all of my neighbours moving them off the path and behind hedges. I went into my house and looked at the clock, it said 9:45AM and I remembered that I had to meet up with a friend in the city 10 miles away. The dream then ended. (Full dream- 1 point)

3. A girl with black hair and a red top was telling me details about her first period and how she was in the cinema watching a film when it happened. Won’t go into full detail. Dream ended soon after. (Full dream- 1 point)
Fragments:
I was eating somebody else’s breakfast, I was sat in a kitchen with teenagers my age all around me. Next to the sink was a few dirty plates that needed washing. The teenagers were all sat on the worktops and on chairs near me. A fat woman was rushing around doing housework. (Fragment- 0.5 points)

I was buying a car, on one side of the car park was a small group of people and on the other side were 2 people. A fight broke out between them and I was in the middle, I don’t remember what happened in the confusion. (Fragment- 0.5 points)

I remember a boy of about 10 years old lighting a cigarette in a very weak and run down house and then leave. (Fragment- 0.5 points)

12/01/12
1. I got on an aeroplane and we accelerated down the runway. But it was too short and we weren’t going to make it. The wheels left the ground and we got about 30ft in the air as the end of the runway passed beneath us. Then we felt the aircraft descend again, I looked out of the window to see a forest beneath. I would see we didn’t have enough speed to maintain what little height so prepared for a crash landing. The next thing I saw was the forest around me and to my left a large electric fence, I noticed it had a hole in it so me and the 5 survivors climbed through. I then noticed the silence in the forest, it was not a good one. It was eerie and we all wanted to get out. Then I recognised the feeling from jurassic park and remembered that it was to do with dinosaurs. That was what the electric fence was for, then we looked up into a tree and saw a small soft toy sunshine. Then the dream ended. (Full dream- 1 point)

13/01/12
I remember running around my village and my brother was following me, I didn't like this so dived behind a telephone box. He still saw me but went straight past me, he was walking in the direction of the village shop. When I joined him about 5 minutes later I saw him sat outside with a few mates and a large fridge freezer. When he saw me he told me to look inside and when I did I saw it contained several large bottles of vodka. It didn't look like vodka though, it looked like milk. He urged me to have a bottle but I said no because I had to get home. The the dream ended (Full dream- 1 point)

TOTAL = 6.5 points for 3 nights

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I was just wakeing up in my old house where I got raised in. I looked around and I say my old toys and games. I even say my old nitendo. I got to my feet and started to walk to play it. I was like seven years old. When I was walking tords it there was something strange it felt like I was walking in water. When I finely got to it I turned it on and played this weird cars game. I was racing other cars and they tryed to kill me, I think. But there was something weird about that game, like it had super good grafics. Like the grafics was real, like real life grafics and it was a nitendo game. Anywas all a sudden my mom came in and turned it off she said no no games in the morning, it will hurt your little eyes. Then she turned it off.

When I wuke up I was in my bed, I was crying I didnt know why. Was it because the dream was a memory from my childhood and so I just teared up, or was i just crying from wakeing up[IMG]nitendo[/IMG] to early?

It's blurry, but I eventually remember seeing a scruffy looking man near an old, red truck. I walk up to him and ask him a question. I can't remember what I asked him, but I did realize I was dreaming as I started to talk to him. Like many of the DCs in my dream, I knew he was either going to be cryptic and a pain, or an absolute moron.
This guy was the latter.
After getting a broken response for whatever I had asked, I left.
*blurry part, can't remember*
I had reached a back porch and I felt nervous. I jumped--no, floated down to the field below and willed it to be daytime. That field was absolutely lovely. Though, it wasn't as beautiful as the field from the first dream I ever remember having. I'd rather create breathtaking works of art in my dreams than talk to any DCs. So, it was nice to see that pretty field with the sunlight making it all a very brilliant green. Too bad I woke up, or else I would have made it even more beautiful.

My recall stays fragmented and I seem to not have any weapons against that. I usually only remember the last bit before waking up. Still, at least something every day. So let's head back to the past again. We have now reached July 2009, my best ever lucid month - 8 lucids in a month. To make that record, I had to have a lucid right on the first night of July. So let's delve into it.

Sex-filled Lucid with Bananas and Hairy-assed Fat Dudes <- My best headline so far.
Date: July 1st
Lucid: Yes
Method: DILD

My phone was calling people on it's own. It was possessed. It called to some unknown guy and then other unknown voice insulted the one who answered. Answerer got really upset for being called and insulted in the middle of the night. I was trying to explain that it wasn't me and that some unknown source is controlling my phone. I doubt he bought it.

I was panicking. I tried to shut it down. It restarted on it's own. I tried removing the battery. It didn't work. I was really getting desperate, until all the sudden I came to my senses. "Wait a minute... This kind of thing can't happen... I must be dreaming."

After the nose test confirmed that I was dreaming, and me being a raging dick, the logical conclusion was that I'd proceed to having some hot lucid sex. Unfortunately it wasn't that hot, in fact it didn't feel like anything. So after a quickie I decided that I'd try to do the challenge that was in effect in our forum. It was still the same as my last lucid - try to ask some kind of life advice, wisdom etc. from one of our real life buddies. So I decided to again get my hands to my buddy Niko.

Again I used passive control and just presumed that he would for some reason be in the room next to our shower - he indeed was. What's this thing with Niko and our shower? Why it seemed that I always found him near there? What was he doing there? Well, all I know is that he had a rake on his hands, so I guess he was raking the leaves... inside the house. Okay, it doesn't make any sense.

Niko's dream self was pretty annoying, far more annoying than his real self. When I started talking to him, he said jokingly that he could hit me in the head with that rake. I just calmly answered "you might as well do that, as this is only a dream." He didn't react to that. I lead the conversation to our forum thread and to the challenge so that it was natural for me to ask the question.
"So how you do you pick up a ton of women like you do?" I finally asked.
"Yeah, I certainly do", He answered smugly. That was no answer. Idiot.
"Yeah yeah, but why?!" I continued.
"Well", Niko started and got more serious, "it depends on the location etc..."

I guess that's true. To pick up tons of women, you gotta be near tons of women. Now that the challenge and sex were both done, I continued by simply being curious about the world around me. I tasted some bananas I ramdomly found. They tasted the usual, maybe a bit more lame than usual. Then I proceeded to have more sex. Yeah, I'm a raging dick. Some nude, hairy fat dude was wandering in the background during the act. I guess I'm fucked up. Also I started concentrating too much on the woman's breast and they turned into this mutilated mess of details as my brains kept twisting them. I needed to look away.

Finally I woke up. Well, that had lasted pretty long anyway, I consoled myself. I was also excited to go post this into our forum. I routinely still did the nose test. Wait a minute, I'm not even awake yet! I guess that's the difference between me then and now, I now struggle doing reality tests routinely straight when I wake up.

I wasn't sure if I'd remember the first instance with Niko, so I decided to be safe and go ask him something more. He was still there in the room next to the showers.
"So what are you exactly doing in here?" I asked to sate my curiosity.
"I'm cleaning", he answered.
"Yeah, but why are you cleaning here?"
"I'm cleaning!" He said with more force.

Dream ended there and I woke up.

The Prairie

I am a military commander who oversees a squad underneath me. I run around a prairie-like landscape in an effort to find and fight some encroaching enemy troops. My troops have full body suits that are futuristic in design, which contrasts the open hills and forest of the surround. As we walk, we see no one in site. Could there be an ambush waiting for us? Perhaps, but only time will tell. As we move further past some trees, we arrive at what appears to be a small town. Only a few small buildings, which are scattered, gives us the impression that it was an outpost at some point long ago, thus we continue to march forward.

The Portal

Something glimmers off in the distance. Arousing our curiosity, we begin to make our way to it. At the same time, we get our weapons ready in case of an ambush. We notice that it's a gateway to another place, where exactly is unknown. It has a fantasy design, but uses sci-fi materials. I then proceed with my troops to go through. What lies on the other side is a new world. The new lands have jutting mountains and an overall arid climate. I remember looking about and seeing everything in an orange-ish color, though I don't know if it was because of a setting sun, or because we moved into a hellish location. The dream begins to distort as we finally find the enemies. I can't quite remember what the enemies looked like, or if they were even human, just that the dream happened to change in the middle of a fight.

Backyard
I'm in a backyard of a random house, doing nothing in particular. I am viewing myself in a third person perspective. The scene is very standard and nothing special sticks out. My grandparents happen to be over and we're all outside. Oddly, I remember that I'm working on lucid dreaming and decide to lay on the porch to try and achieve one. Nothing happens, and I don't do a reality check when I had failed. I thought to myself that I couldn't focus for one, and I could still see even though I closed my eyes, which was why I couldn't fall asleep and have a lucid dream. The dream ended after that.

Conclusion
I think this was a fairly consistent dream, but had a strange ending. Plus, I seem to be focusing more on lucid dreaming as a whole more in my actual dreams. Still though, I need to work on reality checks more since dream recall isn't much of a problem, except for those times I get a dry spell. Oh well. Happy Dreaming!

I go to the Healing Glen with Raven, MoSh, and Dragonwitch. We are all weak and wounded.

***

Dragonwitch goes into a fetal position and makes an energy cocoon around herself.

She asks me to create another energy shield, then she goes supernova and disappears.

I jump out of my bed, and get on a Moon Dragon. We hightail it to the Moon.

Dragonwitch is there in the Biodome. She runs to me and gives me a kiss.

Raven walks to us and asks us if we need healing. She says we should go to the Balancing Pools.

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Riding dragons.

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I am in a circle of shamans. There is Grant Morrison, don Juan, The Master Remote Viewer, Peter Carrol among others. We pass around an ayahuasca bowl.

I am looking out my window at the night sky (over lake superior). I see the lights of a disk shaped craft in the sky. The craft is moving around, and occasionally the lights disassemble and move so fast that they almost teleport to a different section of the sky, then reassemble to form the disk shape. The is another luminous anomaly that resembles a giant helix stretched over the lake like a bridge. I realize that I am dreaming. In the distance a series of underwater explosions come toward me from the craft in the distance. It is like a wall of water several hundred feet tall stomping my way very quickly.

The lighting gets dim and I almost lose my vision entirely. I regain enough to see the room a bit and phase through the wall. I am now flying and very soon it is a beautiful sunny day with an awesome sky and green grass below. I seem to have a lot of inertia and cannot control my flying a whole lot.

I start to lose my vision again and stabilize the dream by shaking violently and screaming. This worked! I spot a place to land on a playground but continue past it.

I start to land very softly but still traveling at a good speed. My bare feet are hitting lava rocks and I can feel it vividly. My flight turns into a moon gravity run and I am flipping, making sure to look to the side so I don't lose my vision. I land and am pretty excited that the dream has lasted this long.

I try summoning a pet pterosaur. Then things get dark and gloomy again. I hear something large in the forest and I see a large troll like shadow. It scares me and I wake up.

This is my first entry here (also my first lucid dream since joining dreamviews). I will probably only post lucid dreams here.

I am at a baseball game and realize that our seats are taken. We look for new seats, but realize that there are security people watching us and decide to go somewhere else.

I end up in a dungeon with a Russian mobster boss, that was in charge of the security personnel. At this point I go in and out of 3rd person and 1st person from the mobsters eyes. He is at a table playing poker. Instead of poker chips they have what appears to be pieces of highly valued sushi. The players are detailed reptilians in 3rd person, and are human in 1st person (also in black and white in 1st person). The scene continues as these different viewpoints freely change. The other player thinks he is going to win and goes all in. In a classic movie style play the mafia boss takes all of the other mans money. This is a very high tension scene. The boss proceeds to insult the other man severely.

At this point in time another figure appears in the room. He is floating and wearing something on his head. The boss flies over to him, removes this headpiece with his own head. I become the boss at this time (in a semi-reptilian form). I am floating and acquire 3 magical objects. A helmet, gloves, and a mask. These give me immunity from harm, great power in general, and the mask allows one to travel between realms. I figure all of this out and decide that I MUST BE DREAMING!

For some reason really intense dubstep blasts in the background as I phase directly through the floor into a psychedelic red glowing scene which I interpreted as the realm I was just given access too.

I wake

hello, I begun trying to lucid dream about 2 months ago, i tryed hard for about 2 weeks with no succes. i kept a dream journal and did frequent reality checks throughout the day. after those two weeks i gave up. about 10 days ago i begun trying again, but this time i tried using some of the vitamins. started taking DMAE and vitamin b6 i took those for a week and i couldnt get my dream recall back, even with the help of the vitamins. i have been writing down the little bits of my dream that i remember, but now i cant remember any of them. with or without the vitamins. i do about 40-50 reality checks a day, but i have had no progress on gaining lucidity. i would apretiate any advise on SP of anything else.

The dream started in my mothers walk in closet, and i was going through all of my parents money. Then i started singing some dumb song that went like...

"Singin' a Drake song, need doobies to get boobies! Singin' a Drake song, need doobies to get boobies!"
(Why? I have no clue. And for some reason, my subconscious made a connection with that song and Family Guy. Because i remember thinking about Family Guy when i was singing it, as if it had came from the show.)

Then i went to my sisters room and started singing the song and making dumb faces. She laughed at me, then got up and followed me back to my parents closet where i was going through the money putting it in a different container. And i kept thinking that the money i was taking was going to help me with some future endeavor.

Then my parents called my sisters name, i had no clue where they came from. My sister took the box of money and put it away, then called back to them. By the time she answered, they were already over to where we were.

They started screaming at me, and asking where the money was. I just kept responding that i didn't know what they were talking about. My dad rushed to my room, and looked under my bed and found a small box where i had been keeping saved money. It wasn't money that was stolen...

My dad grabbed me by my shirt, and started screaming and yelling at me, saying that the money in the box was stolen. Then all of the sudden he smiled and said...

"I wouldn't take your money like that."

And just started laughing his ass off..... -_-

I said "Man, don't play with me like that!"

Then the dream ended..

Mars

I am getting out of a car, going towards a school. I am talking with someone about Christmas stocking candy. I think there is significance in what we are saying, and there may possibly have been a big voice in the sky saying "stocking candy". I have the impression of something like that although I can't quite remember.

We go into the school, which turns out to be my old high school. We are getting ready to go on a field trip to the planet Mars. I decide to go to the library and find a book about Mars, preferably a science fiction story by Edgar Rice Burroughs (who wrote several series of science fiction stories that partially inspired Star Wars). The librarian shows me a small cart of books, which seems to be the only books that one can check out. There are lots of books on the other book shelves, but we don't seem to be able to check out those.

I walk down the aisles, which turn into the aisles of some store. There is shiny tinsle on some of the shelves, and other Christmas like things. As I continue walking, I find myself outside, following a small creek. I am in a kayak on the creek. As I paddle, the creek widens out. It looks familiar in a way, and I realize it is the upper end of a small river that runs into a nearby lake. I have a feeling that there may be a waterfall up ahead, so I decide to beach my kayak and get out. I get out of the current, and look back the way I was headed. Sure enough, there is a large waterfall ahead. It is rather scary to look at, considering how close I was to it. I quickly pull myself to shore by a kind of plastic lining to the creek. I start to walk back to where I started, knowing that it will likely be a long walk. But it's better than getting killed.