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It's no good. Despite my firm intention to concentrate only on the dream journal and ADA at the moment I can't resist also experimenting...I'm just built that way. Last night I decided to put all my effort in an attempt at Laberge's "An Hour of Wakefulness Before Morning Naps Makes Lucidity More Likely"

i set the alarm for 6 AM. ( a lot later than I've ever done) I got up, concentrated for about 50 minutes only on LD related things. I already have my tailor-made "awareness" list and I started my own "memory-improvement" list. I'm retired so things like "traffic-lights" and "crossing a street" are not that relevant because I can go for days without going out. I took things from my DJ like "seeing some meat" "a wrapped present or card" "seeing family" "seeing my bed". That only made 16 items so I'll find at least 16 more, then rotate 3 items to react to per day.

I spent 10 minutes , running through my old dream signs...my reality checks and mantras, then settled down. By then it's daylight and the traffic noise is building so I mentally recited two mantras "Peace of mind" (had that one for years and it works) and my new one "slip"...telling myself to let my mind slip into that floating pre-sleep state, where thoughts come and go without me latching on to them. It worked and I felt myself going down down...and I was soon asleep (very pleased with that, I must try that more)

I was in the large service lift of a power-station (massive dream sign) I felt very tired (or was I faintly aware that I was asleep?) I set the lift for up, then realised I'd set it to the top boiler floor. I reset it down to the control-room floor.As I walked out I said "I'm so tired. I really need to be more alert...I need to wake up."

...and I woke up. GRRR! To be fair to Ed one of my pre-sleep conditioning phrases was " need to be alert" (meaning I need to be aware in my dreams) and I suppose that was the end result. I lay there fuming for a while then tried the "slip" routine...and it worked again and I grabbed another small dream.

I'm in an office (DS) and I'm looking for a kettle to make a coffee. (a fair bit of looking but no spotting of blatant dream signs)

I'm intrigued by Ed's "alert" response (his literal interpretation) Computers are great at chess moves but pretty crap at things like TV live-captioning. (subtleties of accent and strange words that humans would adjust for, computers show the most bizarre interpretations) Is the part of the brain that controls dreams like that? (when I say "I want to be alert in my dream" it just picks out "alert" as in "be awake"?) I must be careful how I phrase things in future. Keep it simple and to the point

Not a complete disaster... pretty vivid dreams...I think there was small progress...I will try again

I AM DREAMING
So i was playing baseball with the Italian Mafia hitting some home runs and i was cruising around in a nice black Land Rover.
After i was alone i found myself with Danny divito lol and he was trying to get me to snitch on em i told him to go get farrked and
woke up. Italian Mafia are a pack of girls but still funny to play baseball with em and smash everything out of the ballpark they threw at me.

I AM DREAMING

I AM DREAMING
I was in the backpacking hostel
THIS WAS THE BEST DREAM YET!!!
Finally ever one had got it and all the people that i have tried to introduce energy finally come around Laura and David finally got it and brought there skills too the table. I think its all going to tie in nice with this Thailand energy retreat.
Laura was doing her thing healing people each had there own skill david was bringing in compassion it was one of the most beautiful things i have ever seen i
know deep down in my heart its going to come true i just not going to push it anymore as i have learnt my lesson. Its a new direction and this comes straight from source. For some reason i then found myself in space far away and god had dropped me in this worm hole or inter-dimension portal it was the most
insane thing i have ever experienced
A beautiful dream, finally every got it thats what i'm praying for thank you grandfather for a brilliant dream there a no doubts or limitations will ever enter my mind anymore. What an amazing journey i'm on. I learnt everyone has there own opinion but everyone will come when there ready its just i like to give em a little nudge in the right direction can you blame me if you experienced what i experience everyday you would be pushing people all the time if you knew what i knew. I picked up this crystal last night i need to know the name i swear it kicked up my dream 10 fold.
The dream wasn't beam me up scottie it was beam me through the universe wholly shit what a dream thank you so much grandfather for that one!
I AM DREAMING

I AM DREAMING

1st Dream
I was in this mansion castle place it looked haunted. I was trying to get a job there as a shaman drink maker,
I was like the house was full of freaks each had there on skill set.
Some weird shit was going down alot of em where sitting around a table eat body parts it was gross why i didn't wake up
and just handed it too em and smashed em i don't know why.
The owner was a fruitloop looked like John Lithgow from third rock from the sun.
His daughter was a hottie so i hanged out with her lol
We went up stairs to her room * the chick ended up throwing a Acid tab down my neck LOL *
Score as if shit wasn't wild as it was but it went crazy.
So i started to do energy on her i put my hand on her heart and tried to instead of soul projecting grabbing her heart i expanded
my hand and made her all feel light headed i also threw a few grips in there also got her heart beat charging
it was a interesting response but i knew it worked.
She had to go to school college whatever for some reason i cleaned my room up. Got out of the house the Acid wore off quick.
Dream finished.

Second Dream
I found myself on a boat with some girl and a lucid dreamer, i OBE from my body and i saw she OBE from her body but i didn't feel like it happened it was more of a this is how ya do it kind.

Third Dream
I was staying in some hotel with a couple other lads i was dressed up as an old school Star trekker, we were all working in some
club. I knew one of em was a major dealer lol but i didn't say shit we were all late for work because he was was doing a Tv
interview. We all jumped into a pickup and charged too work.
Woke up,
I ate bulk carrots and drank heaps of carrot juice i thought i overdosed on carrots thats how much i ate and drank.

I AM DREAMING

I AM DREAMING

Great ran out of tea sold too many packs and forgot about myself.
I have noticed too since i ran out of tea the dreams have dropped off a bit.
I was in college playing all these sports like football and doing kickboxing kicking ass, and kicking ass at all the sports i did. Threw a few cheerleaders into
it also. Great college party's very cool times.

Went up into space where i was at some space station and we were teleporting to the moon. These people were trying to get on our space station
so we kicked there ass. Ended up taking all the air out of the station and one of them passed out infront of a automatic door and i just stood there and watch
the door keep smashing the losers head it was a good laugh and i kept watching it pretty entertaining.

Someone gave me a dog at the end of this like a little chiwawa a little don't mess with me one.
I forgot too breath but that might of finished the dream.

I AM DREAMING

I AM DREAMING
2 nights ago i didn't dream or i could of its just my memory was wiped again so i probably did a slight OBE and didn't know it.
Last night i was with Laura on a train ride it seemed it went forever but it was just a train ride i was sorta just letting the dream flow as it did.
So pretty not much happened i should of jumped in and controlled it and really had some fun but i didn't. I noticed my wanting to control the dream influence
is happening more and more. When i woke always the first thing i say too myself is dam it I AM DREAMING then i try to go back to sleep hoping to wake back
up in the same dream too try and control it.
Had one more dream but forgot it as my MP3 Recorder is broken .
I AM DREAMING

I AM DREAMING

Went to sleep like 330-am and woke up at 6am
Had fitting dream since this Saturday the march against a monsanto is on.
im starting to find myself waking up on my back more often this is a good sign for me to OBE.
This was one interesting dream.
I must of had in my procession a chip.
It was like i got into a Monsanto plant stole something important it could of been all there info for how to make GMO food but i stole it and was running away
trying to get out of the plant as they were after me.
i wished i turned around and battled because monsanto is one pack of losers i would of love to shove there head up there ass.
The Coles brothers where in my dreams sam and ben in the end i had to get up this really long ladder to get out through some hole and Ben coles was there waiting forme to give me a lift with a fish hook thing to get away cheers brother.
Infiltrated Monsanto and stole there most important chip and got out LOL losers!!
Anyway going try a theta wave meditation while im still asleep so i can try an OBE.

This dream had got to be the best one yet.
So i was like in a asian country below china or in china it was a beautiful valley.
So i rocked up at some backpackers hostel. I didn't pick up on it at first but every time you rocked up at the hostel they would put this song on and everyone
would stop and dance. i thought there was just some party going down. But it was a pretty cool idea staff would probably hate it but cool to have a boogie
in the dream.
Bruce was in my party he was drinking a beer so as i found myself upstairs i went down stairs to go make sure he was ok and wasn't getting into any fights.
We were both standing there smiling as there was some chick doing backflips and she was butt naked so when she did backflip after backflip it look hilarious.
There was something different about this place i was in my room i looked outside and there was all these camera's on the grass outside.
They belonged to all the people staying in the hostel.
When i went outside and turned around too see what the cameras where pointing at there was a massive mountain and cut out of it was like the view of the
stars/ galaxy it was full on. There were all kinds of cameras i use too love photography but there was crazy shooting stars happening it was full on.
It was a pretty sweet site i wished i could get up and fly through it, i know i will one day.
I walked away as i had a night there and i was getting bored so i went for a walk since it seemed like i was in the mountains geting back to nature.
Behind the hostel there was this wicked looking tree that was really deep rooted.
I sat down next to the tree i put my hand on it and said hello Telepathically and said my name. The tree said i already know who you are lol
i swear thats what the tree said it took a long time write this dream down as my MP3 recorder is broken so i know i have forgotten parts of this dream.
I then put my hand on the Tree and merged with nature and started to breath through my hand and breathed the Tree in SOO COOL wicked feeling.
The tree was really old and deep rooted. I just learned how to do this a few hours b4 i went too sleep so i haven't even been able to try this in person yet.
Now i looked over to the forrest edge and just saw more trees. I remember seeing nothing but trees. I was like ok lets make this interesting so i said to
myself time to wake up. I waked up LOL and i thought it would be really cool too see some forrest men about now and out of the corner of my eye i saw
2 white furred big foot or forrest man one male and one female. It was really cool.
Just like Thomas taught me i went over to the edge of the forrest and i got down on one knee i bowed my head showing respect and no fear
and i put my hands out palms up (which is how they say hello to each other) i remember peeking open for a little bit and i felt them walk past once or
twice deciding whether or not to say hello then i felt there hands slide down over mine. WICKED i was in!
They took me back to there pad which was really cool we were talking normal boring normal for some reason as in non telepathic etc and doing name intro's
i forgot theres already which i wish i didn't. I must of had a camera with me and i wanted too take photos i didn't know if they were going to work so
i said why don't you put my yankees hat on so if the camera shot was invisible then you would have a floating cap lol
i don't know it seemed like the right thing to do.
I asked them why don't the Thai bigfoot people come forward to say hello and she said they have tried before and there is no one there they can talk with or
like worthy of taling too because it sounds like they have been burnt before.
One thing i didn't like and i really messed up on.
I was like why are we not talking telepathic and because we were not i started too judge them and thinking negative stuff the male was
a little not happy and the female was telling the male don't worry about it. I was cursing myself for thinking negative and apologised its not easy being
human they know this.
The male taught me i think how to shut down a drone telekinesis wise i think, anyway there is a red switch on the back of a drone and he said just focus on
that and it will drop. I got a funny feeling im going to need that info down the track.
Also in this dream i was like meant to go to a Monsanto plant facility which was the whole point of the holiday dream i was on. I woke up i should of went
back to sleep and took bruce with me to go kick some Monsanto ass!
i'm glad i had this experience and they come and visit me in my dream again. I look forward too hanging out with them again.
WOKE UP IN MY DREAM AGAIN LOL

WHOLLY SHIT BATMAN
I AM DREAMING

I was at my primary school. I was sitting near the library, on the pillar seats and noticed a iPhone next to me, which had a big shockproof cover. I picked it up and bailed with it.

I went into the library and noticed that Ellen DeGeneres was there as the library teacher. I was in and out pretty quickly, and as I was leaving I saw someone I knew, and they said hi to me. I was in a rush and said hi, bye to them as I left.

I was in the toilets that faced towards the oval. I was with in there with someone I had seen before. I checked the cubicles to see which one was the cleanest. I was thinking of myself as I was the first to check the cubicles and took the best one, leaving the other guy to choose his cubicle.

I was sitting on the toilet looking at the iPhone I had just taken to put it on silent. Two heads popped up over the door it was Drew D and someone else that looked familiar. I quickly put the phone in my pocket, just in case they knew I had the stolen phone. I said to them that I couldn't finish having a shit, while you two fellas were watching me.

I left the toilet and noticed a lot of girls in the men's toilet, which was odd.

I walked into the area, where the year 12's (Senior students) were. A few strange things happened but I can't recall. There were a lot of students there.

I was now at my old house in blacksland. I was looking at the phone, which wasn't a phone now, it was an iPad. The iPad was in a clear box (ones you see in a claw machine). It had a massive crack on the front of it also.

I was in the lounge room, and I noticed the map app was opened. The green dot was coming towards my location. I began to get paranoid, and figured that the owner must have the app ''Find my iPhone'', which shows the location of it, if you were to lose it/get stolen.
I quickly rushed through the phone to look for numbers that I could find that were closely related to the owner. I was going to say that I found there phone and was willing to return it. I saw my name at the top of the contact list. I looked through the photo's and noticed that a guy I knew was in a lot of them, so I assumed it was him (My ex's, best friend's, cousin, Shane).

I was panicking, and really started to feel the pressure of getting caught in the act with his phone. I was struggling to think straight. I looked for the Facebook app, so I could get in contact with him. I figured he may have a laptop/pc and could be logged in on that.

Now that I think of it, sounds silly. I was logged into his account but was going to get in contact with him, derrrrrp

I saw a jeep, and flags surrounding us. Some city. The jeep has a silver horse statue on the front standing on its two hind legs and two front legs are kicking.

I AM DREAMING
Since waking up in my dreams 2 nights ago, i decided to lay off the Lucid dreaming tea for a night and the carrot juice and carrots.
I should not of done that. Waking up and remembering my dreams didn't last so long.
The dream was less enhanced.
First dream - Was pretty cool i got to hang out with my spirit guide or my angel i believe we just chilled and did a few energy exercises i wish i could
remember which ones they were.
I wish i kept taking the carrot juice now every night i ain't going to make the same mistake twice.
Forgot the second dream.
Time to drink some more tea.
Learnt a big time lesson. Back to the drawing board.

I AM DREAMING

I AM DREAMING
I AM DREAMING
I AM DREAMING
I AM DREAMING

I try and say this a million times now before i go to sleep as thats the last thing i want to try and remember to take it on through to the dreamscape.

First dream - This was a pretty dark dream i ended up waking up in shock and first thing i thought was I AM DREAMING i nearly got it in b4 i woke up.

Second dream - I was at some card playing poker business and a friend couldn't pay up i went with him to where he had to pay, the head mafia guy was
Bigfoot off the UFC funny stuff i tried not too laugh, looked like he was going to put me in a leg lock. So i gave him 40 baht and i was told too leave.
My friend had a little bit of a gambling problem. They took him outside never saw him again. He wasn't much of a friend as last time he did some shit too me and i just let it happen. I'm still trying to work out if its better to let the dream flow or jump in and control it.
He wasn't really a friend at all.
Fuck i'm getting tested it.
Missed school dreaming is more important i gota get up real early and use a different alarm as the one i set all day because i woke up said i am dream and
went back to sleep again lol

I AM DREAMING

The earth was being attacked by aliens in flying saucers, and I was in a big open grassy area in a park. To the right of me was a bridge going over a small brook. There were people running around and screaming, and a flying saucer was passing over us and shooting people down. I fell to the ground and pretended to be dead, and some others did as well. After a while, the area was littered with dead corpses and a few people here and there pretended to be dead. Soon the saucer came back by and started to taunt us, a voice on some kind of megaphone attached to it made fun of us for pretending to be dead, saying that they could still see us, and they began to laugh and shoot lasers at the faking people. I was scared and jumped into the brook, and hoped I could hold my breath until the aliens left, but when I resurfaced, the aliens were gone but the entire park had been flooded over by the brook and there was no land anywhere to be found. I hopped onto a floating piece of plywood board and rode it with the current, only to find a concrete platform and a fort jutting out of the water. When I landed on the platform, some dirty people in tattered clothes greeted me, and they told me the whole planet was covered in one giant ocean and tribes only existed on small platforms placed in random areas. They accepted me into their tribe because they liked my plywood board. Apparently, my tribe had some kind of alliance with a group of mermaids that lived nearby, because the mermaids would help us with fishing and defense. At one point, I was far out from the tribe, floating on the board and fishing, and a merman I had become friends with was fishing with me. Suddenly I caught something big and a giant shadow pulled my fishing pole under. When it surfaced I saw it was a blue whale, and the whale swam away in pain at the hook in its mouth. The merman felt bad for the whale and went after it to retrieve the hook, and I went back to the tribe. Then a huge Lovecraftian bug-monster rose out of the water and started to attack us. It grabbed me and picked me up, about to squeeze the life out of me, when a harpoon burst out of his chest and he fell into the water dead. I saw that the merman had arrived and stabbed the monster with it just in the nick of time, and we were all grateful to him.

Was playing some video game coop with someone, some mechanic place and we were discussing teamwork stuff.

#224 - DILD - 4:00AM

I wake from another highly vivid dream at 3:40AM but I didn't become lucid. I was too pissed off at my wife because someone gave her their child and she brought him home. I yell at her and explain that this is illegal. Besides she didn't consult with me before she did it. On top of it all I find the boy in an overflowing diaper in the back bathroom with a strange dog. From the looks of it she had them both in there for several hours if not all day. I was furious that she would do something like that.

I when I wake up I realize that I didn't mantra with WILD and I lost awareness really fast. So this time I include it. Though I didn't WILD I was happy with a DILD as well as the extreme vividness of it all.

The first thing I notice is that I am lying flat on my stomach. There is some small square packets that I think of as some type of lube. I can hear the audio from a very cheesy 1950's instructional video explaining that this lube acts like a like a liquid condom and spermicide.

I sit up and see that I am in a darkened class room. The video is over and the other students are leaving. I make sure I am the last to leave as I am unsure of what is happening. Standing outside the door, I see a very sexy teacher dressed in a dark blue and black dress. She has long black hair pulled back. Her skin tone is on the pale side and I notice she is watching me with a flirty half smile. Her dark crimson lipstick makes me notice the shape of her mouth and I want to kiss her. I hear another student in the distant mention something about going to lunch. I say to the woman in a suggestive way, "So. Do you wanna go get some lunch with me?" (Not the greatest pick-up line but hey it's a dream ) She immediately throws herself into my arms and passionately kisses me. I think this is risky and we will get caught doing this. Then I remember that I am married but quickly dismiss this thought as false. She is the one married but I don't really care right now. I think of her as someone I know in waking life though she does not look like her at all. Feeling confused by all of this, and thinking that I am missing something, I stop the kissing her. I leave knowing that she will meet up with me at our usual spot.

As I step outside, I notice the countryside and immediately become lucid. The school is seated in a impossible valley with beautiful green rolling hills. There are no other buildings for as far as I can see and the sky is a pale and cloudless blue. I begin to fly low to the ground taking in the beautiful scenery. Soon, I begin to lose control and a strong wind destabilizes my flight. I decide to stop here and settle to the ground. When I turn back to the school I see the same woman lying in the grass waiting for me. She is on her back with one hand on her brow and the other resting the flat of her stomach. Her long shiny jet black hair is spread out on the grass beside her like a silk carpet. For the first time, I notice her eyes are a deep majestic and other worldly blue. Her crimson lips part slightly like she is about to speak. The sight of her takes my breath away and l lose all self control. I begin making out with her passionately. The feel of her lips on mine are as real as waking life. Once we begin having sex I fight against it and wake up a little but I relax to DEILD and re-enter anther part of the same dream.

I am still lucid but I have no control. I am looking over her shoulder from a third person perspective. I see myself sitting near but not with her in some type of foyer of the school. I am not myself but some overly mature high school kid. Probably a senior. She looks down at her hands, then quietly and sadly, she whispers, "I am not happy with my marriage."
With a look of annoyance, I shrug and say, "You think?"
I float around around to get a better view of our conversation but at that moment the dream goes black and I wake up a little.

I start to DEILD again but this time I start to form the TARDIS. I begin to feel the around the console rails but I stop myself thinking I should record the previous dream.

I have several other short vivid dreams after this but non are lucid.

Some people were shooting as if it was Call Of Duty on a rooftop and at the end the person I saw the eyes through jumped off a building without having intended it - He overshot or didn't look where he was going.