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Thai weed shaped into Olympic rings, smoked one with old friend, felt stoned in dream. Lost them and accused him of nicking 'em & he was laughing. Outdoor toilet which was basically a step leading onto an open sewer..

I was next to this bear sat on a chair (sounds like the beginning of a nursery rhyme I know!) and behind him was like a cabinet with different herbs on each shelf. I was following some instructions to get the ingredients from among these herbs to make bear soup to cure this poorly bear as it was sick and kept slumping forward on the chair. I kept having to prop it up so it didn't fall off!

Tonight I dreamt that I was a Ninja, and part of a ninja family. I had two brothers, and I get the impression that were always doing things together. I was physically the strongest, but dumb as a rock, something our father was always complaining about. Something about a bad dice roll on while creating my character. (So I guess it was a role-playing game?)

Me and my brothers were at the gym, where we talked about these things. It looked exactly like my local gym. That was when me and one of my brothers hatched a "cunning" plan.
We two decided to try it right away. We snuck into a heavily guarded bank, where they were keeping some kind of super goo gold, while being disguised as tourists. That meant that we were wearing baseball caps and sunglasses. We found the gold, it was some kind of green goo that contained a huge orb of gold inside it. We quickly grabbed the gold and teleported back to the gym out using our ninja powers!

However when we got back we realised that their security cameras might not have been fooled by our simple disguise, and we were right. Just as we said so we saw our faces on a nearby TV screen. They were giving out a reward for anyone who could find us. We were ecstatic, we were on TV!

Our other brother wasn't very pleased though, something about us being idiots...

Think that I'm in Wales in a camper van or caravan with living with some guys & girls, some of which I recognised from when I lived out there. General theme was a rave/outdoor festival being organised. Someone I knew from my hometown where I live now was involved in the plans. And I remember him saying he'd been to the council & got permission & had a poster with some potential acts listed. Money seemed to be a theme too & someone I knew was also trying to get a cheque card from the bank but struggling to.
At one point I was in bed with three girls, one I recognised from the past and another who layed on me saying 'tell me all about it', but I didn't know what to say!
The dream then got really dark & it was like I watching a horror film where this guy finds his family hung in the attic (this was around the time that I first saw the film 'Sinister' so anyone who's seen it will understand!).

I've been very slack on here lately but am going to try to catch up on some dream journal entries that I've been logging into my phone with the intention of writing here.
I unfortunately haven't recorded the dates of these dreams but am just going to type them up in the order they appear in my phone.

Bristol/Jaguar dream

At a friends in Bristol (despite never having been there but having friends there!), playing with a dog in the garden a Jaguar appears, I run next door and lock out this Jaguar from the garden. Suddenly I'm in house and there's this mad bitch we can see through the window, she's going from house to house trying to smash in people's doors with a spade. She comes to the house I'm in with an accomplice. I call the police to tell them and they just hangup! Then I open the door to confront them, they try to cut my hand with a sickle but it's blunt but I vividly feel it going over the top of my hand. I wake myself up screaming 'Get Away!'.

I have continuously been trying to pull winning lottery numbers from a lucid dream. I can say that I came very close!
In my dream I was driving and there was a huge billboard that had the winning lottery numbers displayed on it. As soon as I drove past the billboard I remembered "oh yea, I'm dreaming- I should turn around and be sure to remember those numbers"
Only to find that when I turned around, the billboard was plain white and the dream would not show me the numbers again!
Oh well.. I'll keep trying

Girl on phone: "Fatal!"
"Wait", Grab her arm.

Don't break my arms.

This is my first dream journal entry ever. So i don't remember much. This Lucid dream isn't very exciting either. I remember playing a game, League of Legends. I guess i noticed something so i performed a reality check and surely enough i only had 4 fingers and 3 of them were really short. I remember testing to see if i could control the dream to my dissapointment all i could do was walk. i tried to make someone dissapear, but thats all. i woke up after yelling at the person to leave and to dissapear, lol. i then woke up into a False Awakening were i told my brother about the dream i had just had. I then woke up for real :3

Dream Fragment:
I was walking the hallways of my kid school. All my high-school friends were there, but kid versions of them.

Dream 1(fragment):

I was in some ruined city area.

Dream 2(fragment):

I was browsing dreamviews and there was some discussion about dreams.

Dream 3(fragment):

I was in chat, BrandonBoss was saying something about Mississippi and then there was talk about shmups, BrandonBoss mentioned some shmup but i was not sure what to think about it, then someone posted video and i started watching it, it looked like touhou but horizontal and also there were alot of aimed lasers.

Man I've been a real dick about my DJ lately, I apologize. Mainly sorry to myself. Anyway, had a really, uh, nice(?) nonlucid, followed by an ok WILD.

The non lucid was before my WBTB. 7 celebrities were taping an episode of their newest reality show at my parents old house. We were all there helping. I only remember 3 of the celebrities, which were Kevin Durand (<3), Russell Crowe, and Alec Baldwin. The 3 of them tended to ham it up together alot, I remember that. Anyway, I remember that it was a wednesday, and that the next night would be the last night of taping followed by a big party for them. So we, including the celebrities, were all in charge of cleaning up the house. Kevin got vacuum duty. Watching a 6' 7" hunk of burning love and muscle vacuum my parents' house was just.... nice. I told him to stay out of my old bedroom though (it was too messy and I was embarrassed).

I was helping mom in the kitchen, and I remember being kinda stressed about everything going on. I leaned against the island counter and rested my head in my hands, when I felt a really large presence come up behind me, and start lightly scratching my back. I whipped around and it was Kevin. I backed up a couple feet with my hands up, saying "Dude! Don't..." (Bear in mind y'all that I believe this is all real, and I'm loyal to my bf). Kevin put his hand over his heart and said, "Ok, ok, I'm sorry. Now I know not to try to get to second base with you at the party tomorrow." Then he grinned at me. I just stood there, completely frozen, when it dawned on me that Danny and I DO have a deal that we can each pick one celebrity if the opportunity presented itself. Danny picked Sandra Bullock, I picked, well, you know who. I said, "Oh are we going to the party together tomorrow?" He just kept grinning and looking sexier than just about anything I had ever laid my eyes on. Then I said something corny about how nice he is in real life, then I ran to my room, looking for something sexy to wear to the party, while humming some opera. That's all I remember from that dream. I woke up at about 6:30am from it, with an emotional hangover.

Anyway, so y'all can see what I'm working with here:



The WILD was less interesting. WBTB, then I woke up, rolled over, felt some vibrations. Instead of opening my dream eyes, I just tried to see through my eyelids, and it worked. I could see my room slowly form in front of me, as if my eyelids were becoming transparent. Maybe the 2nd or 3rd time I was able to do this. Really cool. Anyway, I got out of bed, feeling like I really was getting up in real life. I was happy when I left the room and saw the livingroom empty of all furniture, with Chris on the floor playing with toys. I tried to think of the TOTM I wanted to do, and I remember wanting to summon Kevin Durand as the archangel Gabriel from Legion I said "Hey Chris, want to go outside with me and see if we can summon Gabriel?" So he followed me outside. I called to the clouds a few times, but no success. I woke up shortly after.

Gotta work on those summoning skills!

This type of adventure game and there are three stages I think and were in this one therapists room that is really scary and old and felt like a rollercoaster and has a temple feel to it or jungle and the first stage was we go on these chairs and ride down these huge elevators for a long time going about 100 mph and then it felt like you were floating and then at the bottom you had to type in your name and I kept messing up so I had to throw this ball a certain amount of times so I could type my name in, and then it ended with the real true side of the therapists and his evil plan. And also it felt like I had this dream before but I can't remember if I have or not, and also this dream is much more complex and in greater detail, but i cant really describe it

-WILD

got vibrations and waited for them to go away. Nose plug RC'd before opening my eyes, worked perfect and I knew i was in the dream. I got up and immediately went to my front door and started flying. Never really took the time to anchor myself or figure out what I was going to do so i was fading in and out of awareness. At one point I climbed to the top of a telephone pole and jumped off trying to fly like superman but I just floated to the ground and had to keep flapping my arms to fly. Having trouble recalling any more things that happened but it was one of the longer lucids I've had during the times when I was aware.

I was in a submarine with this girl. I think it was a girl that I go to school with bit I couldn't tell. We were at the bottom of what I thought was the ocean and started sinking. I was scared. She insisted on going out and trying to weld the hole shut. We suited up and went out to fix it. We fixed it. While we were out, the lighting dramatically changed. It went from really bright to really dark. It got so dark that I couldn't see. She then said we should try to save ourselves by swimming to the surface. We went up and when we surfaced I remember seeing a lot of gray like winter weather. There were also a lot of waves. We could see a coast guard ship in the distance and the girl said we should try to swim to it. We started swimming and then two rescue swimmers decided to try and help. They started taking pictures of us with cellphones (wtf?) and told us they would be back in six hours to rescue us. I remember being super pissed at the situation. I shouted "That's bullsh*t!" Then I swam left. My lake house was probably just a few feet of swimming (also wtf?) so i just swam to it. When I got onto land, I shouted to the girl that I as going to go play xbox 360 while we waited to be rescued (really?). I was also thinking about getting checked for an air embolism because I thought it was weird swimming to the surface from so deep. Then I think I started to become lucid but I woke up.

Date: 28 May

Comments: Fourth day of fragmented recall, I hope this isn't the new normal

Fragment1: In my grandma's place, there is a huge box of B2 vitamins

Fragment2: Eating blue sharks, I was wondering about the exact species names

Fragment3: I possibly had an ld on the street, some animals were involved.

Fragment4: FA, I catch myself thinking about the dream that has just been, semi awake to bring this temporarily to consciousness, then fall asleep again.

Fragment5: My mom's friends are accompanying a living body which is just a body no mind/soul at the moment, and can easily follow them by itself as long as they are close enough. I later see a big lady bug which hits something like a lamp and makes loud noise when doing so.