This dream began in what looked like a college lecture hall. There were plenty of people in the hall, but most of them were in the lower area where the lecturer would stand. I was sitting in a desk up above all the people, and I walked down to the teacher's area of the hall to see what was going on. The dream shifted slightly, and all of a sudden the hall was empty save a row of tables in the center of the room. The people from earlier were all still in the room, but they, and I, were all playing poker. Somehow I knew the exact rules of the tournament, even though I have never played this kind of poker in my life nor am i sure if it actually exists--you had to lay down a straight of three before anyone else, there was no turn basis, and there were three rounds. After playing a few rounds, I found that I was winning the tournament, and that was the closest I came to suspecting that it was a dream (though it was still just a vague feeling, certainly not a realization). After having a short conversation with one of the other players, I went back to play another game, and this time the scenery changed. We were on a large grassy hill overlooking a small valley with long picnic tables to play on, and this was the final round of the tournament. We played, and I lost, but this is where it got interesting. From my loss at the tourney, the dream shifted to a more familiar dreamscape--that of my high school parking lot. It didn't take me long to realize that this was a zombie dream--I was in a van with several other men plowing through a parking lot full of zombies. Our objective was to get through the parking lot, through three locked gates that were blocking our path, and into the school. We managed to clear the parking lot, though the first gate was giving us some trouble--in order to unlock it we would have to find iron rods that matched the color of those on the other side of the gate and place them on the gate parallel to those rods. <We decided to unlock the gate as opposed to jumping over it--because it was only a high falt-topped fence--incase we needed to make a quick getaway later.> Half of the group decided to vault over the gate and attempt to unlock the one past it, while the other half went to look for the iron rods. I stayed behind at the first gate incase either team needed help. The rod team called me to help first, saying that i needed to grab the blue rod that was lying on the ground and take it back to the gate. I did, and as I arrived back at the gate, I noticed that the team that had gone over the gate was screaming for help--a blue health bar had appeared over their heads, and a group that appeared to be the antagonists (with red health bars) were fighting our friendly's. I yelled at my team to hurry up so that we could help them, but it was clear that they would not get there in time, so I could only watch as the battle between the two groups continued. Just as It came to an end, in our favor thankfully, the rest of the rod team made it back with the rods, and we proceeded to unlock the gate. Past that, there isn't much that I remember, but I do know that I had to cut open the lock on the second gate with wire cutters, and I used them several times after that. Dreamsacpes: High school--parking lot College--lecture hall Hidden Valley--random hill
Dreamt I was designing a bathroom for my late Uncle with my Dad, we're arguing on finer details like whether to have swing doors. Uncle argues against because he wants a mini telly to watch football on while shaving! Skips to going to a Social club we used to go to with my Dad, As we go in past the foyer there's this rude boy there who I make a smart comment at that he's trying to be cool. Then as we enter the main bar I see loads of old faces sat together including people I don't really associate with any-more & who were from different parts of town & didn't really know each other.
On bed with unknown girl we're play-fighting, becomes sexual, turns nightmarish, I pull out what seems like a piece of wheat from under my skin, then like a live woodlice comes out followed by more causing me to wake up screaming.
In a car, drive past some girl with a guy. her scarf gets caught in the back tires & comes off, she chases with the guy to retrieve it. The guy comes up by the side of the car aggressively like he's going to attack me. By this point I'm aware I'm dreaming so quickly realise I can fend him off by opening the door and hitting him with it, which I do while shouting at him to 'fuck off'. I end up at a house somewhere with an unknown driver & we're sharpening stakes to battle our pursuers which is when I realise they're vampires. For this partially lucid dream I used no techniques except for getting up earlier than usual at around half 6am then going for a nap from about half 1pm until 3pm. This seems to be an affective dream/lucis dream inducing technique for me I.E WBTB.
Two goats pulling a cart break free & rush at me & Mum in the front garden. She tries to close the gate and get the cats in, I wait until she's past the porch door & shut it just in time as goat rushes & butts into the door.
The dream was literally what it says in the subject title, some yoga practitioners and navy guys won an award for doing some kind of chant/mantra correctly. Very hazy recollection of this one.
I'm in bed with AR. It's really dark, like 'dream may have just started' dark. Plan B immediately springs to mind, after we started playing with each other. She was stroking me, and eventually got naked. I'm pretty sure I was already naked, but I'm not sure. Anyways, shit gets weird. I don't have a full erection, but I figure I'd just slide in and let it get hard. I'm in, but I think I slip out or something. When I look down, everything is on the outside. There's like a long meat tube hanging out of her, but it's cut away like a cross section. I can see my penis in it because it's super long. Blood is floating inside this chasm of hers, and I'm just like "fuck it". I trusted a few times and woke up.
Non-Lucid Lucid I found myself with my mother in Boston. For some reason we decided that it would be a good idea to keep my car in a garage for the night, and I would take the train back to my house in the suburbs. It fastforwarded a bit, and I pulled up to a parking lot that seemed to be in the middle of some place in Texas or Louisiana. It was a really backcountry place, with wooden hand painted signs and ancient gas pumps. It was midnight, so the store was closed, and there was only one cute redhead "working"; after pulling up for service she talked on her cell phone about some gossip for another two or three minutes until I revved my engine. She gave me a dirty look but hung up and we chatted, I dug around my wallet for a tip, handed her three ones, then got out of my car. I decided to take a look around the outside of the shop. I found some old hard bagels that must have been fresh a morning or two before, and the icebox had nothing but cobwebs. I started to get a little suspiscious, and on cue a hick truck filled with a bunch of young guys pulls in and up next to the redhead in my car. I shift uneasily, and then panic when I hear my car accelerate and kick up dust. Two of the guys have taken my car, and the red head and the other two guys are laughing their heads off as they peel out of the "parking lot". I become furious and chase after my car down a dirt road, its nearly pitch black but I sprint after them anyways. Suddenly, I begin to transform into a werewolf, and a grim satisfaction that I will tear them to shreds sets upon me... But then I realize that I this is definitely a dream! I feel the lovely electrical sensation I get, but my vision goes darker and darker. Before I awaken though, an old-school tutorial voice comes on and instructs me to fall backwards and have faith. I do it, and the next thing I know I'm in an upstairs bedroom of a gorgeous house. "Congratulations, you have escaped waking up! Kind of like how this guy escapes!". All of a sudden I become aware of a young man in plaid pajamas, wrapped lazily in masking tape. He tears it off dramatically, tells me we have to leave, and runs downstairs. Everything is incredibly vivid. As we reach the front door I look around. White walls, cathedral ceiling with a chandelier, nice artwork and antiques, and the calm lighting of an overcast morning. He falls to the ground in exhaustion, and says "we've escaped from the bad guys!" To add a plot twist, I pull out a gun and aim it at him, only there is no gun, just my hand pretending to hold one. I try a few moments to conjure one, but I can't - so he looks at me like a crazy person and pushes my hand away. I decide not to waste any time with him, and I can feel my real life arms starting to hurt, so I know I don't have much time. I walk into the main room of the house, adorned with a covered grand piano, more gorgeous furniture, and several windows and sliding doors that illuminate the room naturally. I investigate the piano, and on top is a decadent cake next to a bouquet of white roses. The cake is covered in white frosting, with a little rose pedal on top. I take a bite, and it is the most delicious cake ever (this time with 100% less calories!) It tasted like the most delicious and fresh Twinkie you can imagine, crossbred with a Krispy Kreme donut, and covered with delicious frosting. I took another huge bite and began to laugh at how awesome it was. Then, I realized that the roses were edible too! I bet the whole house was edible infact; however I began to wake up a second time, and decided to wake up peacefully with the best taste ever in my mouth.
Wednesday Morning May 29th 2013 So hopefully you've read part one which leads straight into this. I had just used Lucidity to prevent a nightmare, followed by forcing myself awake so i could write it down in my Dream Journal. I can't remember exactly where i woke up but i went straight over to pick up my Dream Journal. I took it downstairs where i saw Jamie. I told him i'd just altered a nightmare and had to write it down. He mentioned that i'd been making lots of noise in my nightmare and heard me when i said things in the dream. Thought that was weird. So went into the lounge and sat down starting to write. Didn't take me long to realise that this was nothing like my house (i don't have bright green wallpaper) and i hadn't actually woken up. I closed my eyes and opened them again, straight away recognised the area as being in the tunnel at Old Trafford, Manchester. Obviously this meant i wasn't really awake again. Closed my eyes and tried to wake up again. This time i'd woken up to my actual bedroom, looked perfect. Suddenly my brother Robbie grabbed my arms, (i sleep with the bottom of the bed against the wall, and my head in the middle of the room so i have more space to stretch my arms while i'm sleeping.) He had me properly pinned down and i couldn't move. I tried yelling for him to stop but with no luck. It then dawned on me that this might not be real again. I managed to get my arms free, and did the thumb through the hand reality check, didn't work. I was convinced by now though. I held my nose and tried to breath through it, i could still breath! I ignored Robbie, plonked my head on the pillow and closed my eyes. I opened my eyes, back in my bedroom again, perhaps the detail even more convincing than before. Robbie was back in bed across the room asleep, just as everything should be. I went to sit up to get my Dream Journal, but something was wrong. My dream body arm moved up but i could feel my real body still lying down. I could feel the exact position i was lying in in real life, and my dream body was struggling to come apart from it. Every time i tried to move it felt like i was being dragged back down by my real body. So again i hit the pillow, and closed my eyes. I awoke with everything in exactly the same place. I tried to sit up, but again the same effect of being dragged down so i knew i was dreaming. Lay down and closed my eyes. I am back in exactly the same place with the same surroundings. But it feels so real every time! I go to move again, still stuck. I'm still lying on my side, so this time i try and fight it. I put both my arms on the bed and try and crowbar myself to sitting up. I managed to get to sitting position, but the force pulling back from where i can feel my real body is so strong. I struggled against it for a while then gave up. It reminded me of that 'Brer Rabbit Tar Baby' episode! I was a little panicked and annoyed at this point but i tried to stay calm. I lay down, closed my eyes and really tried to pull myself out of the dream without opening my eyes this time. It felt like it worked, but for obvious reasons i wasn't to trusting. I opened my eyes to what i had seen the last three attempts, lying on my side, Robbie asleep over the other side of the room. I tried to move my arms, i was free! I done the breathing reality check, it confirmed i was awake! Thank F**k for that! Has anyone experienced the sensations i was describing in the last few awakenings? It was really weird, not particularly scary, just strange. Thanks for reading
I'm arguing with my sister about chores. Everyone has one or two things to do, except for me. I tell her it doesn't make any sense. In the process I wake up the the mother of my mothers child!? She was sleeping in my sisters old room (I think we were younger). Anyways, I think someone had to drop her off. I was suggesting to do it myself. She mentioned something about money, and she gave me like 40 bucks. I walked outside (was nowhere near my house) and saw myself in a muddy yard. A truck was parked next to my dirt bike and I was about to start it. The guy in the truck (super swamper tiers) looked down and ask me what model it was. I didn't know, and I struggled to read the brand. Eventually he told me what it was, and said it was a good bike. D comes up to me and says he needs to talk to me. I'm in the back seat of a car, and I'm like "what you got a problem with something?". "Maybe, it depends", he replies. Then he asks me "I heard you've been talking to RA on Facebook. Then he goes on saying how I was writing something on her wall. "Yeah, I've been friends with her forever, but I don't even use that crap anymore". Then he looks me in the eye and says "okay, but do you like her". I hesitated and said "man even if I did, she's hundreds of miles away and I'll never see her again". "Ra was always a cool chick but that's all it was, I don't think she'd be interested in me", I continued. "Okay", he said, and I walked off. By now there were tons of people from high school here. It was some sort of dinner. D had M follow me around, and I decided to flirt/talk to whomever I wanted to. Then I saw G. She was wearing a silver cocktail dress. She finished a couple of bites of food, and said 'hi'. Then She stood up, and gave me a huge hug. I gave M a look like "yeah I hit this", even though I only made out with her a few times. She asked me how I was doing, and I told her "as beautiful as you".
Wednesday Morning May 29th 2013 I was pretty happy with myself this morning as my previous three Lucid Dreams were all as a result of the WBTB technique. The whole episode that you're about to read was over by 7am, the first time i remember waking up. The first dream i remember seemed to take a turn for the worst pretty quick. I was lying in a bed, not mine, with some blonde woman i don't recognise. The room was small and lit only by a lamp. We weren't alone for long, when Jamie (my best mate) walked in. The mood in the room turned instantly frosty. A few nasty words, which i can't remember, were exchanged between Jamie and the woman. Then suddenly Jamie pulled out a pair of scissors, followed by the woman pulling out a knife. I realised that something was wrong and became Lucid pretty quick! My first reaction was to jump in between them and hold them apart. I tired shouting, "STOP!" For about a second or two they did, then they lunged at each other again. I was trying to think of how i could change the situation as I've read about doing. I pointed at the woman and shouted, "Turn into a little girl!" She started to shrink and change appearance until she was a little girl about three years old. I then turned my head to Jamie who i was holding back behind me and shouted, "Dissapear!" And as quick as i said it, he'd vanished! I turned back to the little girl who was just sitting down with a cheeky smile on her face. I said to her, "Good girl, go put your shoes on." She wondered off out of the room leaving just me. This is when i tried to wake myself up, (which normally i can do without any problem,) so i could write the events down in me dream journal. I will write part two in my next dream journal entry so it's separated and doesn't drag on forever...
Normally i see black and a few random visualizations while trying to sleep. This time I think I dreamed (but I was certain I was struggling to sleep) for a second and I don't realize, but then I realize and it fades to black and I continue struggling to sleep, this happened 3 times I think, I don't actually remember falling asleep.
fragment 1: my 4 year old had a huge overgrown beard of dark hair (in reality his hair is light), and I decided to cut and shave off his beard to look what his face looks like underneath, but I was not going to cut his hair in the back of his head on my own because I feared botching the job, for that I planned to take him to a barber another day. I think this dream ended before the beard was off, so I did not get to see his face. fragment 2: a library book came with options on the dust jacket, and one of the options was to "keep this book", but then there was a hyperlink (on the paperback book) and when you clicked it, it said, "just kidding, that would be stealing, and against God's commandment, and a smiley." Fragment 3: also library related but separate dream. I was standing in line at library to find out something, but someone else was saying that the library could not do something because that would be illegal. I don't remember what that something was.
Dream recall from today's nap. At one point in dream i was trying to nap but i was getting distracted by family literally interrupting me, i was annoyed and told them to go away then i continued nap, but got this weird sensation of unstability, i took off headphones with binaurals playing and went to balcony, dream faded out.
Thai weed shaped into Olympic rings, smoked one with old friend, felt stoned in dream. Lost them and accused him of nicking 'em & he was laughing. Outdoor toilet which was basically a step leading onto an open sewer..
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