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I'm just testing stuff here

So I'm in this dark room...maybe even a military tent. There's this woman who tells me she should have left yesterday because the robot is going to kill her. She says that the robot is programed to kill other robots that are taller than a wall measurement that was in the room we were in. Now that I think about it, it looked almost like the "you must be this tall to ride" things you see in front of roller coasters. I looked at her and told her, she doesn't have anything to worry about. Then she told me she was a cyborg, and that the robot could find out that she has inorganic parts in her. I think I spent the rest of the dream talking to the robot in order to stall it which in turn gave her an opportunity to sneak out.

I'm with my friend and we need to go to this old abandoned house to reclaim some stuff. Turns out it was my grandparents and they moved away so I needed to get some items we left there before the house is destroyed.
We enter the house and reclaim some money and really thats all we needed. I then remember I left some sneakers that I wanted to bring home. I notice that somehow that are missing. My friend tells me they are under the floorboard for some off reason and I rip the floorboard out and reclaim my shoes!
As we leave we are confronted by this horrible man that is playing some game called "peanut butter and jelly". He asks us to play, but we decline. He gets angry and starts to throw stuff at us. We run from him and escape.

Pretty random, and boring dream. Nothing to be too excited about. I've had much better!

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I was all ready to go. Sent my kid off to school at 7 am then got back into bed and closed my eyes to begin.

Right off the bat I could feel it start. My body got very light and tingly and I felt a lifting sensation.

Then loud construction trucks started to run up and down my street and after weeks of doing nothing, began to work on my road again. Right in front of my house.

I grabbed some ear plugs and turned up Enigma to try to block out the noise.

I tried several times to re-engage a dream state but the noise was too distracting. I came close but nothing.

I had been lying on my back the whole time so I decided to switch positions and try my side.

Eventually I just fell asleep. Which was actually a good thing. Because I woke back up and tried again.

I had been watching a video about OOB experiences and decided I would attempt it since I wasn't really able to fall asleep.

I remember falling asleep again and "waking up" but realized this was a false awakening of sorts so I tested it out and "rolled" out of my bed and onto the floor.

I don't recall seeing my body on the bed but I was standing up at this point and in my own room.

I walked into the hallway but the house was different. Older style, different paint, obviously not my house.

But it was a three family house like mine. I remember trying to float up through the ceiling and I may have been blocked. I don't remember if I had to actually take the stairs or not.

I did make it up to the third floor apartment, which was not the actual one in my house.

I also remember doing at least one "reality check" where I looked in the mirror and saw a very distorted image. Where normally I would be scared of such an image, I remember laughing because it confirmed I was dreaming.

The whole thing didn't last very long and I woke back up shortly after that in my bed.

It was a "dirty and unclear" dream state. Everything was fuzzy and I remember feeling that the house was not "clean". Not messy, just dirty.

It was a very strange experience all in all. One one hand I am glad that for the second day in a row I was able to have something happen. But at the same time upset because it started off to be a major LD with full awareness and control but ended up being a very minor episode because of all the noise.

They are supposed to be working on my road off and on again this week. I am still going to try but will have to find a way to compensate for the noise better than ear plugs and Enigma.

This is my first post, I am trying to be able to remeber my dreams well so I can go lucid.
Here it is.
"Old nebiourhood"
I dreamed I was on my old street in my old town, I used to get lost on those blocks when I was younger. In this dream I would stumble upon alot of construction sites where trees used to be and older houses. I was lost in the dream but also was angry about the amount of construction that was going on in my street.
Thats about it, there were other dreams that night but they were very hard to make out. Just fragments.

I had arrived in a large room which had to large burgundy doors. I was here with my mum, brother,nan and sister. Someone from my school was also in this room with his family as well. We walked over to the toilets because my nan, mum and sister needed the toilet. The toilets were two blue doors. Male and female. Before my mum went in I asked shall I get Alex. She replied yes. I went to knock on the toilet door. But then i turned round. he was standing at the front of the queue behind the doors.

When we entered we took our seats. It was just like a cinema with a stage at the front but there was no screen. Behind me was the person I mentioned earlier from my school. They were talking about the plan they had to come here. My sister said to my mum that we didn't have a plan and she said no we didn't. I said yes we do otherwise we wouldn't be here.

Then the next thing what happened was professor green was preforming. We were sitting very close to the front. He done 1 song. It was called How Many Moons. This is a song he raps in real life. Then he started singing not rapping. I was astounded at how he could sing as well.

The funny thing is I am going to see professor green next month.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a single dream last night and it was pretty cool. I guess it was a nightmare, I didn't feel happy exactly when I woke up but now that I think back on the whole experience: awesome!

00.00: Sleep

04.30: From prison to zombie survival
"Use these to distract the guards, then change the combination code" a guy I know tells me and hands me a razor blade that is cut up into tiny little pieces. I throw some on the ground.



Two prison guards show up and grab me by the arms and lead me into a room with one old school holding cell aswell a small box of a room in the middle of it. I spread the razor shards all over the place without them noticing. With a flick of my finger I make them all explode at once. "What was that?!" one of the guards ask the other and they run out of the room.

I take my chance and run up to the box-like room. On the door is a keypad, I can see a button that says: "Change password" and I press it. It seems to have a four digit code. I enter my first four birth digits and walk over to the old school cell with prison bars. All of a sudden a bunch of prison guards show up and I can't do anything. I still have lots of razor blade shards in my hand and I hide them as best I can.

"Hey! What are you doing?!" one of the guard says as he notices I'm holding something. All of a sudden the entire scenario changes in an instant. There's a window and outside I spot a coworker with a bunch of people. "Okay! Do you guys really want to die that bad? Fine then!" I say angrily. They decide to hear me out. I open the window and ask the coworker, Bosse, if he can take me and the guards with him. "Only if they know how to go down a river in a raft" he says. We're in the middle of a zombie apocalypse and we're going to try to survive.

"If you're coming then you have to hurry the fuck up" he says and grabs a chain saw. I can see a whole bunch of zombies closing in on him and his group. One guy gets dragged off screaming. I walk back to the guards and explain to them they have to act quickly. "Go!" I yell and everyone scatters. It seems like I'm in my grandma's house. I head upstairs to try to find something useful when I realise I've already packed my bag. 'Something to keep it dry then... I find a sweater that I put on then head downstairs. "Let's go guys!" I yell.

In the kitchen I find a guy looking through some drawers. "Here, you need this" I say and take the small knife he has on him and hand him a much bigger one. I grab one myself. I exit the house through the front door, right away I hear a weird growling sound behind me. I look back.



She starts walking towards me but at a very slow pace. I jog to the front of the house and take a right where I know a big field of grass is. I spot two very long lines of people, atleast two hundred of them. They walk slowly in groups, one heading towards the woods and one going alongside the buildings. There are single individuals scattered all over the place aswell. My other grandma, not the one who owns the house, shows up. She looks pale and holds my cousin. "Hey Matte!" she says. She tries to hug me but I feel something's not right. My grandpa and my uncle is at he back of the big line going into the woods.



I run away from her and dodge as a zombie tries to grab for me. Even though they're very slow they're scary as hell. "Look over there" my mom says from nowhere. "They seem to enjoy it." I look to the right at the second line of people and a small hill they're walking past. At first it looks like there's a slaughter at the hill, things flying over the people, but after looking more closely I can see it's just water. They're spraying the zombies or people, I'm not quite sure at this moment, with water.

I head towards the second line to check it out more closely. Up ahead one of the houses has a weird mask shop. It has dark masks in different colours in a little stall. The line keeps walking on at an even pace. Without realising it, I've ended up in a corner. A big fence cuts me off from the line and the only way out of there is back, where a zombie is walking my direction. I can't be bothered to stay in the dream any longer and wake up.

05.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 5½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it! The last part of the dream I guess is lucid, but won't count the dream as one. I've done that loads of times when I've had just too much from a nightmare like that and woken myself up. Also was pretty cool to be able to calculate exactly when I fell asleep according to the time I woke up from the dream. At the end of my REM period.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

my recall has been super low lately :/.

Girl 1

I'm with a girl that I recognise... not sure who it is.. but I have my arm around her.

Girl 2

Same girl. I have my arm around her and she gets mad and pushes my arm away.

Other girl

I'm in some sort of restaurant. Another girl walks in and looks like J. but it's not her but for some reason I think it's her. she has headphones on that are blaring loud... I get annoyed and yell something like. "shut that crap off." She looks down and sits at a table with some blond guy and starts talking to him.

Man in distress?

I open a strange big box and find a man lying in the box. a smoky substance is whirring around his body. It looks almost like an LSD trip.

Comic book

I am being shown a sketchbook and some girl is with me. (Asuka?) I can see lots of good drawings by her. I can see that she has gotten better at drawing.

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The first thing I remember about this dream is that there is more too it than I remember, so let's jump right into it. I'm walking toward a crowd of people with many familiar faces. People are sectioned off into a group, almost like a dinner party. I notice an already full group of my friends shrugging at me, but I'm not discouraged because I turn my head to see a group of my best friends, along with two employees from the local record store, with an open spot.

Settling in, I realize there are several bands scheduled to play that I'd known in my youth, but never payed much attention to. For that, I'm somewhat excited. My group and I briefly discuss a game plan for the afternoon as if there is some task for us to complete by the end of it. A pop-punk band starts playing, and I'm reluctant to enjoy it because of what the record store employees might think.

Small portions of groups start to break off and walk towards the back of the room. Breakfast is being served, so I decide to jump in line with a couple of my friends until we realize how long it's going to take and that it'd be less troublesome to just wait for the line to die down. It's all very vague after this point, but I remember there being some dialogue during and after this fragment.

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Its more of a fragment than a full dream.

I was in my house with Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers. I was playing "Party Tonight" on what looked like an electric guitar it was a bit rusty but it came out alright.. I then switched to bass and performed the bass battle from when Scott fought Todd.

Its more of a fragment than a full dream.

I was in my house with Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers. I was playing "Party Tonight" on what looked like an electric guitar it was a bit rusty but it came out alright.. I then switched to bass and performed the bass battle from when Scott fought Todd.

11/6/11

Non Lucid

I was watching Aang from Avatar inside some deep layer in the fire nation.



Outside of it was a show and tell. This person was showing off some statue that can make fancy fire. Aang is trying to find where he is and he finds the statute behind the yellow cloth.

He hears the people talking and decides to run, and he takes the statute. There’s a knob to turn the fire on, and the guy opened the cloth and the statue is gone.



Then Aang secretly puts it back and then when the guy turns it on, sparks came out and there was a light show. Then the guy realizes he had to turn it more to make a fire…

Then I’m in a testing area in my college. I was probably taking my Chemistry 101 test, and as I’m waiting for my exam in these red seats, I decided to move from the front row to the higher seats up to get my exam faster.



I sat next to a blonde, but I didn’t catch her face. As the teacher’s assistant gives us our exams, mine gets mixed up with the blonde because I realized some parts didn’t match with what I was responsible for.

So I ask the teacher’s assistant if this is the right version and if they are the same. And the blonde girl is like “Oh yeah, I have a different version too.”

We switch, but the Teacher’s assistant didn’t make us have new forms, so I got the blonde’s answers while she got mine which barely had any correct answers (at least that’s what I thought).

Then I’m trying to figure out an acid-base reaction…and then when most people are done…I’m still taking the test. Out of all people this kid is playing loud noises on his smart phone and I got really pissed.

I just yelled “CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP!!?!?” like 3-4 times. Then the guy behind him was laughing at me in surprise…then the dream fades.

Then I dreamed that I got up to get my voice recorder, then I was going record my dream, but I was in a false awakening, but I didn’t do an RC. In this dream, within the dream, I was a participant in an adult scene.

My family suddenly becomes aware of this scene I was paid to do and they were shocked. Then after everyone left, my father told me what he thought about the video. Then I was like “What?” and the dream fades, and as I save the recording of this dream within the dream, it processed.





What was creepy is that when I woke up, my voice recorder wasn’t on the small chair I put it on near my bed for quick access. It was on top of the black electric sharpener in the kitchen. I checked to make sure if there were any recordings, but it said 0/0.

DAMN IT, I need to augment my awareness….

Drank 3/4 of water bottle before bed. Fell asleep 12:30?

Wake 2:45am

Did not remember dreams.

Wake 4:50 am



* Notes *

I was going to sleep and telling myself over and over again, "I am going into sleep paralysis. I am having a lucid dream." I could feel a powerful body buzz. The buzz felt very close to what an alcohol body buzz would feel like. It's like when you're drunk at a party and your sitting on couch just enjoying the feeling in your body. I had the thought that something good is going to happen becuase this buzz was so powerful. This happened a couple of times and I would feel as if my body was falling off the bed or in a strange position. I would feel that this was happening to my real physical body and then purposefully wake myself up by moving.

* Dream *

My shoulders are off hanging off the side of the bed. I feel as if I might fall to the ground that is a foot below my head. Am I peeling out of my real physical body? I can feel a body buzz. At this point I'm not fully sure I'm dreaming but for the most part I think I am. I know at the very least that my physical body is in bed and I am trying to enter sleep paralysis and have an LD. I'm attempting to move off the bed very slowly because I didn't want to wake my real body incase it's not in full paralysis yet. I try very slowly to get out of bed. I find I am sliding more and more off the bed, and finally I fall out of the bed and thump onto the ground. At this point I know that if I hadn't woke up by then that I'm okay to move around. I slowly stand up and take sweeping look around my entire room. I see my bed but it is very dark and I do not see if I am laying there. I can see this room has many similarities but it is not my real room. I am surprised at how well the dream representation is. I know I'm dreaming now.

I walk out of my room and down my hall. I want to go outside so I try to blast through my ceiling to get out of my house (I had practiced this by visualistions for the past week or so). I ended up floating and hitting the ceiling, only to come back down again. I try a second time and visualise even harder, and the same result; I was able to touch the ceiling but not get through. I walked quickly down may apartment stairs and out my apartment door. I'm outside now. I try floating and it works. Was easy and I felt alot of control. I hovered about 1 or 2 feet off the ground and held it. I then blasted off somewhere.

I remember that I did enjoy the experience and remembered dreaming at least another 30 seconds or minute of dream and that is all. I then woke up 4 hours later.

Woah, I can't believe it's been a whole week since I posted! Anyway...

In my dream last night, I was in a coffee shop, ordering some hot chocolate. I wasn't asked for money, in fact I don't really think I ordered it as much as simply being recognised and given hot chocolate. It was quite dark, and there was only one window. Behind the counter was a large fridge, with cold canned drinks piled up inside.

A man walked into the coffee shop, dressed in casual clothes and a top hat (???) and I recognised him, though I don't know who he is in real life. He sat next to me, and asked me if I was ready. I had no idea what he was on about but I assumed that I should know, and should be ready, so I said yes. My hot chocolate, even though I had only had a sip, was almost empty and I slurped the last few drops. I can't remember what it tasted like!!!!

The man took me outside, where it was bright and quite dusty, even though we were in an ordinary street. My eyes didn't need to adjust but they probably should have. There was a car waiting outside and I got into the driving seat. The person I was with, let's call him my instructor, told me about a race that was to take part later on that day. I told him I would love to take part.

The car seemed like an ordinary car. But when I was in the car, it sounded like, smelled like and felt like I was outside the car. When I was driving it felt natural and I hardly remember having to use controls. It was like in a video game, you don't think about the controls you are using (If you play them enough... ), you just think about the game. Anyway, as I was driving, we went down a road that went into the sea. Instead of going into the sea, though, I turned left to go across the beach. There was a tunnel not so far ahead and I went into there.

And here, my recall fails me so I can just tell you that I got a square slice of cake which I don't think I ate when I finished, I forgot my instructor was there from the moment we started driving to the moment we finished, and that the lesson lasted exactly one hour.

(New lucid goal: Taste something! Too many times I have missed out!)