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these too are also not very clear (one of them because i didn't want to think about it too much) and i forgot one entirely. was really bad at keeping track of the times in which these happened.

?am: my boyfriend and i go to some bar (i can't stand bars in real life). its small, quiet and dimly-lit, and not busy. one of the rooms here is special, it has a large couch, and there is a camera mounted to the ceiling to give a good view of the room. this is a room where people can go to have sleazy sex on camera because i suppose that kind of thing is thrilling. my boyfriend and i are in the main area talking to some people, and are seated next to a small b&w TV displaying the camera feed. two people we know go in, and as they begin to do it, we get kind of disgusted (they aren't very attractive and we don't really like them that much), so i turn a dial on the TV until the scene dissolves into indecipherable static, and we do something else for a while.

the girl, who is the sister of a friend of mine, comes out alone to join us. she is acting strangely, and my boyfriend asks her if everything is ok. she says that it isn't, and starts crying, and tells us that the guy she was with somehow threatened her and scared her into handing over a song that she had written, so that his band could play it and take credit for it. Phoenix was angry and went into the room to confront the guy and his band, which consisted of two other girls. but, due to Dream Logic, there wasn't anything he could do.

i realize that this isn't very nightmarish, but at the time when i woke up i was feeling very uncomfortable. looking back on it now though, it sounds silly.

?am: i'm walking along a heavily wooded path at night. its well-lit, but i can't tell from what. its fairly uneventful, until i hit a patch of complete blackness. for some reason this doesn't unnerve me and i keep going like its nothing. eventually i come into a lit clearing, the edges of which are pixelated. i realize now that i'm looking at a session of Furcadia when i see the dream portals uploaded by other users.

There was a cutscene with an elf getting a phone call about some stone that a monster found. He was to go fight him for it. I followed and watched their epic battle. *It was long and the elf turned out to be a wizard as well. Eventually the wizard died And I had to fight the monster.**I wasn't very powerful and kept running away from his attacks. Eventually I cast a killing curse that was considered cheating. It went to some weird cutscene where there was someone telling me I could do better. The battle reset.*

dreams were not as clear as the previous day's. also what is it with cartoon characters in my dreams??

6:50am: something to do with My Little Pony. the planet that the ponies lives on is shaped like a donut?? Twilight Sparkle travels to the hole in the world and jumps through in order to explore the other side of the planet. Princess Celestia flies after her in an attempt to stop her.

?am: i appeared at the very top floor of a skyscraper, which housed a high-end restaurant/bar. i was almost paralyzed with fear from the extreme height. Æon Flux (cartoon version) rode the elevator to meet me because i guess we were going on a date or something? she was wearing normal clothes and seemed to have planned this date to be here knowing that it would make me uncomfortable. i was getting dizzy from looking out the massive windows, which took up almost the entire wall, so i asked Æon to switch seats with me. after this i ordered absinthe and proceeded to get so drunk i fell asleep mid-date. when i awoke and remembered that i needed to pay, i realized that my wallet wasn't in my purse. Æon ended up paying for my drink before we left.

I was walking down a sidewalk at an unknown location. It was fairly sunny, but I did not pay much attention to the sky. While walking, I looked at a fence and other nearby objects that had graffiti on them. On the fence was a long line of strange letters that gradually got smaller and went towards the ground. Eventually it was written in marker or something on the ground and went into a nearby alley I believe. While continuing my walk, I could faintly hear what sounded like someone yelling my name out. I did not pay much attention at first, but being curious, I took a peak through a fence with a missing section. On the other side, was a fenced off area with barb wire and guards. Within that area was a cage with someone in it. Apparently I knew him or he knew me, but as I got close, guards were walking closer, so I took off. Hearing the yells for help again, I returned to try to help, but could not do much. It was here the dream scene changed and next thing I remember is that I was playing a video game of the dream I had. Needing help, I attempted to get Travis to download through the Steam client, without much results. The scene now was at my Grandmothers house. Not too much happened until the dream took another direction.

It was a family dinner. Everyone plus a few other people I did not know was there. I recall I was playing with some sort of sleeping mask/headband thing that I had over my eyes for some reason. And in the guest room there were these 4 or 5 old ladies talking amongst themselves. Looking through the headband at them, the looked like horrible bloodied zombie/vampire/witch beings. Taking off the headband, they looked like normal people. They took noticed of my horrified face, and recall them saying, "He knows." Not good. I bolt out of the hallway and into the kitchen where my grandmother was helping make dinner. Noticing I was not being chased, I attempted to get my grandmother to see who they really were. Resisting of course, as typical of dream characters, I finally managed to get her to see who they were. Things were not looking good as I now see this guy approaching me. He was not at all tall, but seeing what he looked like, made up for that easily. This one had green, puss infected skin that almost seemed to glow, and worst of all fast. Thinking quick, I managed to strike him in the face before he could bite me and get me infected. ( I had not previously known this, but somehow made sense as more people were turning into them.) Escaping to the kitchen, I found to my horror that everyone there was one of them. Even my own younger brother who leaped at me attempting to sink his fangs into me. Fortunately, I was the main character with awesome reflexes, and managed to know him out before damage was done. Though, this just seemed to stir up the hornets nest in a way. one after another they ran towards me, armed with nothing more than a large kitchen knife. I managed to kill a few before finding out that some sort of insect had caused all of this. With the dream loosing clarity and sense of reason, I somehow managed to free all of the important family members, and everything returned to normal.

The last dream I had was one of those stupid nude dreams. I think it took place some time after the events of the last dream. I was at a very large apartment complex with a pool that seemed to run through the entire place. Lazy river style. And I was nude for some reason with a generic pool floaty. Floating around, I took notice of several women around. Dang, and a lot of them were ugly looking and could see them whisper between themselves. Seeing some kids swim by, I noticed one of them had my stolen swimming shorts. Stealing it back, I reacquired my glorious leggings and continued to seek out my family. It was here my ordeals finally ended as I wake around 10 am.

Hmm, interesting. Well at least my recall is increasing again...

So, I've just taken up ToTY, but since I joined late, I had to move faster than ever. That's why I love WILD, which will allow me to LD more than 1 time a day...
...now, let's begin with the dream.
As I enter the dream, even if I WILDed, I didn't realise it was a dream. I was just floating around in a void... until the dream started to form around me, causing lucidity. While I was gazing at the colors and shapes, there it is. My dream, formed.
The shapes around me seem futuristic, and my immediate thought is just to to fly. As I was looking around, I see a nuclear power plant, which makes me remember ToTY...
That means one thing. PORTAL TIME! While in the portal, I can see the dream reforming, and finally, I reach my destination. The nuclear test zone. I immediately thought to ask them to drop the bomb so I could get under it, but they've got ahead of me. The nuclear device was falling, and I couldn't be happier about it...
The next second, the atomic bomb hit me.. I felt a slight tingle, then a force, a kind of air pressure, pushing me down.. I was able to stand up, but hardly. Fortunately, in 5 seconds it stopped, and everywhere was just white. After 10 second, some gray entered the white, extending, expanding...
The gray surrounded me, then floated away, making me realize it was just smoke!
All of the DCs there looked amazed at me as I was walking to them, but while I was waiting to be greeted as a hero, they started to shoot me... which resulted in some old, good, fireballs kicking their asses... after some fighting, my dream started to blur a little, and they actually throwed another bomb on top of me, confusing me even more... I began to hear a faint BEEEP which got louder and louder until I woke up, because of my alarm... Sadly, this wasn't a WILD, but at least I did one of the ToTY taks...
I'll try in my next posts the Titanic one, so take care!

#1 - Fan Mail?

I don't really remember much about this dream, I just have what I wrote down. Unfortunately, I can remember the exact things that made me write this down, but nothing else about them. :T Oh well. What I wrote: "Taking a picture or video with a camera decides its fate. With K, Futurama game, we have fan mail?"

#2 - Jealous And Horny

My cousin A comes over and starts acting like she's a teen or at least around my age (she's at least like ten years older than me, don't remember the exact age) and looks like it too, and she starts complaining about some problem she's having to my parents. She starts talking like she's super close to them, which makes me kind of jealous for some reason. She even jumps on to the couch where they are and curls up in a ball next to them (in an overly comical way). They end up trying to talk her through it, and at this point my memory of the dream gets kind of hazy.... It picks up again later with my other cousins P and G and some guy who I can't remember now but I recall thinking I knew him at the time all leaving through the back door, with rain pouring really hard outside. At this point I just remember walking around my house feeling really horny.

Then the dream switched to a third-person perspective of watching Marshall and Lily (again from How I Met Your Mother, and this isn't even the first time I've had this third-person thing with the two of them, I watch this show too much lol) and they're about to have sex for the first time. (Good old horny subconscious. ) It doesn't actually match their first time from the show, though. They're in a truck doing it and just after they've started it switched to a view from outside the truck with a guy sitting not too far from it. The truck starts to move and then quickly starts bouncing extremely violently. Basically, imagine if the force behind it was like a gigantic fist repeatedly came out of the sky and smashed into in the ground. The guy that was sitting near the truck is startled and looks like he's afraid it's not going to hold. Marshall and Lily sound pretty happy inside, the whole world is practically shaking along with them.



I also had a false awakening that almost prevented me from remembering any of this, luckily I managed to get it back after focusing for a few minutes when I actually woke up.

#3 - Strange Crossover

All I remember about this one is that I was playing a game that was some kind of crossover between Mario and Pacman. Like, you were in some kind of tunnel with the dots and ghosts but also Mario enemies walking around, and you could actually switch between being Mario or Pacman at any given time. It was bizarre, but I remember it being fun. I kind of wish I actually had that game now.

I remember being in a class with twins that i knew really well, but I've never had a class with them. Our teacher was my old English teacher from Jr. high school, and he was explaining dreams to us. We were also building/fixing/repairing bowling balls. The class room looked like an old supermarket I went to with my mom back in my childhood. I remember the teacher was saying that "inception" was just a bunch of garbage. I started ignoring him because I had that "I already know this stuff" feeling about whatever he was prepared to say.

Also...I want to say I had a really intense dream before this....but I don't remember anything from it.

I have a sit down with my old general manager of Red Lobster to try to get back working there again. She hires me. When I show up to work for my first day I ask one of the servers if the menu is still the same from when I worked there. They tell me it pretty much is and hand me a menu. I look it over and find that not much has changed at all. I go through the selection of sides in my head. Baked Potato, Mashed Potato, French Fries, Broccoli, or Rice...still got it! I look at what starting section they put me in, and it's a really shitty one... not near the windows at all - where most of the customers like to be to see the water. That's expected though, they needed to start me out easy. I also notice next to my name on the seating chart the written words "Only 1%". I assumed that that meant I only get 1% of my pay or tips which is extremely disappointing but I am sure it was only for that day because of starting. Suddenly I have to use the restroom so I enter the bathroom. The stalls had no walls and after I was done I was thinking about what an invasion of privacy that was.
I look down at my hand and realize I have a dark grey smudge on it. I go up to the bathroom sink and see that the dark smudging is also all over my face. I try to wash it off but somehow it gets all over my clothes. Shit! I pump some soap hoping that it might help me get rid of it all faster. My clothes get all wet, but after a few minutes of washing, I end up looking somewhat okay. I walk outside and the speak with the hostess - a thin girl with blonde, chin length hair.

"Hey Nick, I sat you but no one knew where you were and we couldn't find you. So I had to move them to someone else's section. Also, some of the servers say you need to give them some tables anyway so they can make money."

I look at her. "I don't care what the other servers say, sit me anyway. And let me know when you do. I'm not going anywhere."

I walk around and notice there are some stairs that are leading to a basement with dancing music blasting inside. Since when did Red Lobster get a night-club? I walk down there and bump into my old roommate Amaliah on the way.

"Hey! I didn't know you were here."

"Oh I come here all the time! I love this place! Let's go in!"

I follow her inside but it's very dark and hard to see. An Asian guy walks up to me that I recognize as one of my coworkers.

"Follow me Nick." he said.

He leads me to another room of the nightclub and then the dream fades. The moment everything turns black I realize I am dreaming

I start spinning and fighting to save the dream now that I was lucid. I keep thinking that I want the dream scene to change into something beautiful. When the dream finally does re-appear I am in a hilly countryside next to a flowing creek. There are miniature horses grazing among yellow flowers. They are about the size of toy dogs. Very cute. I stabilize the dream a bit and admire the clarity. Everything looks and feels so real. Even the water from the creek which I put my legs in feels nice. I see a few baby ducks waddling through the grass. It's very relaxing. I try to pet some of the little horses but they are skittish and run away from me. A few of them jump into the creek and swim to the other side. Then everything disappears and I am back awake in my bed :/

02.02.2012

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Dream 1: Supermarket

I was with a DC that looks like my mother, there is some kind of service at a Supermarket (probably Walmart) where if you ask the employee what you wanted, they would have it prepared for in a cart, and even take it outside for you all packed and ready instead of you actually searching for things inside the store.



An employee DC I believe said our groceries and other things we needed to buy were ready. We get out of the store, and the cart is on the right, but my mother is trying to look for it. She's acting like she has no brain, and I'm telling her to look over to my direction to see it.

I gave up on her because she just was standing there like an idiot. Then my father comes in a vehicle for us to put the groceries and other things and that's all I remember for that one.

Dream 2: Men take revenge on female DC by having sex

Some lady, who I could only see the back of her body, was allowing herself to have sex two times. I forgot what one DC wanted to have sex with her for, but I know the other one wanted to have sex for revenge.

I knew she was wearing a red bra, and I could only see the back of her hair.

I was in the living room. My dad showed me a music video. The guy singing looked like Tom Chaplin (Keane) but I said it was the Goo Goo Dolls and my dad agreed.
3 cats ran to the living room. One of them jumped on the table and the others were sniffing the ground. I noticed Luna (my cat) had some goat like features. We talked about it for a while but we both thought it was normal.

I was in the hallway in my grandma's house and saw our 2 cats escaping through the front door. My grandma panicked but I knew they were going to return immediately and they did.

I saw kids and teenagers at school. I sensed that many of the kids were different and were here to improve the world

I was walking on a really wide and white courtyard with a woman. I said "I don't know when I'm hungry, thirsty or have to go to the bathroom". She said something about connecting with my body and feelings.
I saw a group of teenagers passing by. They were laughing at me. I either held up a sign with "I love you" on it or I thought about doing that. I did feel a little vurnerable.

We arrived (me and the woman) in front of a circus tent at night. There was a small open room next to the tent with two containers with water. She told me to drink it. I hesitated but I ended up drinking every last drop. A saw a few black particles in the water but I didn't taste it.
I saw a humanoid with black skin, white markings and radiating eyes that might have been orange. I was a little startled but I knew it was an alien that came here to help.
I was told I had to paint my whole body with bodypaint. I think most of it was white. I could feel it drying in my face.
There was a girl who also had to do it but she was really scared and ran away. I followed her and told her there is nothing to fear and it's normal. It didn't have any effect but then the woman said something that calmed her down.

I went in the circus tent. It turned out to be a library inside. I saw a blonde guy (from dream 'Dream about group') who apparently was the 'creator of the earth'. He was posting on a forum he didn't want to date anyone right now but he did want to talk about their hobbies. Someone commented something like: That's lame. My family always talks about hobbies and you can't connect with people like that.
He sat on a table and stared at me. I could feel he liked me and that he knew I liked him. I wanted to look for a book about him because I knew there was one. He tried to distract me with a few sheets of paper with things he wrote about himself but I ignored it. I wanted to know him on a deeper level so I continued my search for the book.

Hey, everyone. No lucid dreams, but the show must go on!

First, I was at a party with my girlfriend. It looked like an apartment and it was crowded. There was a girl who wanted to kiss me and I was like "if I kiss her, it's fair, but you can't kiss anybody!", but my girlfriend seemed to want to kiss some people too, which really pissed me off (my girlfriend and I have broken up twice in real life, one time lasted about two or three days and the other one, a week. Both times, she's kissed many people - she even had sex with one - so I guess dream me wanted to get even? ). I think my cousin was there or I was talking to him on the phone/texting him. I definitely remember his presence somehow.

Since she was trying to kiss a guy, I left really upset. When I was outside, there was something weird going on, but I can't remember what it was. There might have been Transformers coming out of streets, but I don't know.

After that, I was at my cousin's, not the one from the party. I should probably mention that it's not the first time I've dreamt about that house, but it isn't real. Anyway, we were just hanging out, she was like "we can lock the gate later!", but... then some men entered the house, so we had to hide. Her room was an attic, but not just any attic. It was hidden and super extra secret. The problem was that we'd have to stay there for a very long time. The "bad men" had slaves or something and they decided to stay there, since the house was so big.

I left the attic on a food mission, there were two little boys inside the house and they might've seen me, but it was okay. Then, I was outside and the bad men were forcing their slaves to do something, I don't know what. I think they were just having fun messing with the poor guys. They noticed there could be someone there, and that's when I realised I was wearing an invisibility cloak (thanks, Harry Potter! ), so I was careful, cause I couldn't make any noise.

I think I've dreamt about something else, but I forgot now.

EDIT: I remembered what it was!!! I was talking to a friend of mine, he's Jewish, and he was telling me about some Jewish foods.

i was standing in a house when i became lucid. this time i took more time than i normally would to stabilize i rubbed my hands together and rubbed my feet on the carpet and i grabbed part of this arch that was right next to me and felt it a little i noticed a box on the floor and i wanted a gun so i could shoot through the wall so i went to open it and it was a smaller box inside a smaller box a bout 6 times so i said the next one is what i want. so i reached in without looking and pulled out an old WW2 rifle and shot this door and it deteriorated and it was dark inside the door. i went in and it was a maze but the walls were made if wooden poles so i could see through them. i was walking through the maze and there were statues of people made of stone and i started asking the statues if they were my dream guide and a couple said no. i came up to this one that look like more of a real person, it was this huge Italian man about 6' 5" with a loss of hair but what he had was black. i asked him if he was my dream guide and he said yes i couldnt believe i had found him so i said "really?" and he responded sarcastically "no im not your dream guide". it was kind of funny and at that point i knew it was him. we hung out for a bit and talked about personally things and then i went to the bathroom cause i had to go real bad which when i woke up i really did.

I was at what looked like a party. Up stairs was normal but down stairs wasn't. it was almost like my basement in real life but only half was. The other half had this portal that lead to this scary place that had this black purple person flying around. When I left the portal my sister was holding this black crystal. She said when she dropped it the monster would appear. She dropped it and the same black thing appeared but it was just standing there. I went up stairs and the dream almost shifted into a video game thing but i don't really remember. It did go back to the party and when it did I had what looked like a squirt gun. I told my sister(who was now with her friend Keri) to come back down stairs and i can summon a monster. We all went down stairs. I remember looking at my jigsaw mask that was stuck under a door int the basement. I then told them if I squirted the ground then sprayed what I squirted with water it would appear. I squirted what looked like clear syrup onto the ground. I then pulled out another gun and tried spraying water but fire came out. I stopped and my sister said the chips and dip are good. I ate a chip with dip and then tried another but through it at the wall. the last thing i remember is hearing my sister say " Oh you can eat dip".

After getting into The Lucid Dream I've found myself in the centre of my room. I immediately performed some deepening and maintaining and started acting as I had planned, in case of an unplanned Lucid experience. I teleported into a flying Plane, with my parachute already on my back. After some maintaining I jumped out and kept falling through the clouds for about 2 minutes. It felt as amazing as always and even better. The Sun was touching my skin, clouds got me a little bit wet, but someting was missing. I needed some music and I decided to go for it. Go for the thing I've always wanted to do in my "World". I concentrated on the specific song and I started hearing it in my head. Soon it spread everywhere. I was free falling and enjoying the music I like. Amazing, amazing, amazing. The ground was getting closer, so I had to continue with my plan. I took out snowboard from my parachute bag and put it on. After some maintaining, I closed my eyes and imagined that as I fall through the next pack of Clouds, I will translocate to the snowy mountain area. With the music still on, I managed to land safely on the ground and round my snowboard down the mountain. All of the excitement woke me up completely.

I was in my bed unable to move, and I started to get really frustrated. Eventually, I began realizing I was in sleep paralysis (although my thinking was still very fuzzy). As I calmed my self down, my body began sliding off the bed- I made sure that I ended up on my feet though. I walked toward my mirror and caught a faint reflection of myself without a shirt (accurate). I decided to jump through the 2nd story window although part of me wasn't sure if it was real life, so I was a little bit hesitant. As I jumped through and began flying, I got this amazing feeling- this sense of freedom that I was actually dreaming. I remembered that I needed to tell ST that I was dreaming so I started flying toward where I thought she lived (in my head at the time, she lived a couple blocks away). As I came over the elementary school, my brain interpreted it as being the middle school and I quickly got distracted. I decided I was going to mess with the kids and take whatever I wanted out of the cafeteria. I started eating hamburgers for some reason, and joking around with the lady working behind the counter. I started using the word "dream" in different contexts, but it started to really piss her off (like in inception). The dream started to lose clarity, so I knew I should just leave her alone. I started heading down the walkway, then saw a girl I recognized from one of my classes. I wanted to see what she would say if I started talking to her, but the dream became fuzzier, and I woke up.