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Dream Fragment:
I was walking the hallways of my kid school. All my high-school friends were there, but kid versions of them.

Dream 1(fragment):

I was in some ruined city area.

Dream 2(fragment):

I was browsing dreamviews and there was some discussion about dreams.

Dream 3(fragment):

I was in chat, BrandonBoss was saying something about Mississippi and then there was talk about shmups, BrandonBoss mentioned some shmup but i was not sure what to think about it, then someone posted video and i started watching it, it looked like touhou but horizontal and also there were alot of aimed lasers.

Man I've been a real dick about my DJ lately, I apologize. Mainly sorry to myself. Anyway, had a really, uh, nice(?) nonlucid, followed by an ok WILD.

The non lucid was before my WBTB. 7 celebrities were taping an episode of their newest reality show at my parents old house. We were all there helping. I only remember 3 of the celebrities, which were Kevin Durand (<3), Russell Crowe, and Alec Baldwin. The 3 of them tended to ham it up together alot, I remember that. Anyway, I remember that it was a wednesday, and that the next night would be the last night of taping followed by a big party for them. So we, including the celebrities, were all in charge of cleaning up the house. Kevin got vacuum duty. Watching a 6' 7" hunk of burning love and muscle vacuum my parents' house was just.... nice. I told him to stay out of my old bedroom though (it was too messy and I was embarrassed).

I was helping mom in the kitchen, and I remember being kinda stressed about everything going on. I leaned against the island counter and rested my head in my hands, when I felt a really large presence come up behind me, and start lightly scratching my back. I whipped around and it was Kevin. I backed up a couple feet with my hands up, saying "Dude! Don't..." (Bear in mind y'all that I believe this is all real, and I'm loyal to my bf). Kevin put his hand over his heart and said, "Ok, ok, I'm sorry. Now I know not to try to get to second base with you at the party tomorrow." Then he grinned at me. I just stood there, completely frozen, when it dawned on me that Danny and I DO have a deal that we can each pick one celebrity if the opportunity presented itself. Danny picked Sandra Bullock, I picked, well, you know who. I said, "Oh are we going to the party together tomorrow?" He just kept grinning and looking sexier than just about anything I had ever laid my eyes on. Then I said something corny about how nice he is in real life, then I ran to my room, looking for something sexy to wear to the party, while humming some opera. That's all I remember from that dream. I woke up at about 6:30am from it, with an emotional hangover.

Anyway, so y'all can see what I'm working with here:



The WILD was less interesting. WBTB, then I woke up, rolled over, felt some vibrations. Instead of opening my dream eyes, I just tried to see through my eyelids, and it worked. I could see my room slowly form in front of me, as if my eyelids were becoming transparent. Maybe the 2nd or 3rd time I was able to do this. Really cool. Anyway, I got out of bed, feeling like I really was getting up in real life. I was happy when I left the room and saw the livingroom empty of all furniture, with Chris on the floor playing with toys. I tried to think of the TOTM I wanted to do, and I remember wanting to summon Kevin Durand as the archangel Gabriel from Legion I said "Hey Chris, want to go outside with me and see if we can summon Gabriel?" So he followed me outside. I called to the clouds a few times, but no success. I woke up shortly after.

Gotta work on those summoning skills!

This type of adventure game and there are three stages I think and were in this one therapists room that is really scary and old and felt like a rollercoaster and has a temple feel to it or jungle and the first stage was we go on these chairs and ride down these huge elevators for a long time going about 100 mph and then it felt like you were floating and then at the bottom you had to type in your name and I kept messing up so I had to throw this ball a certain amount of times so I could type my name in, and then it ended with the real true side of the therapists and his evil plan. And also it felt like I had this dream before but I can't remember if I have or not, and also this dream is much more complex and in greater detail, but i cant really describe it

-WILD

got vibrations and waited for them to go away. Nose plug RC'd before opening my eyes, worked perfect and I knew i was in the dream. I got up and immediately went to my front door and started flying. Never really took the time to anchor myself or figure out what I was going to do so i was fading in and out of awareness. At one point I climbed to the top of a telephone pole and jumped off trying to fly like superman but I just floated to the ground and had to keep flapping my arms to fly. Having trouble recalling any more things that happened but it was one of the longer lucids I've had during the times when I was aware.

I was in a submarine with this girl. I think it was a girl that I go to school with bit I couldn't tell. We were at the bottom of what I thought was the ocean and started sinking. I was scared. She insisted on going out and trying to weld the hole shut. We suited up and went out to fix it. We fixed it. While we were out, the lighting dramatically changed. It went from really bright to really dark. It got so dark that I couldn't see. She then said we should try to save ourselves by swimming to the surface. We went up and when we surfaced I remember seeing a lot of gray like winter weather. There were also a lot of waves. We could see a coast guard ship in the distance and the girl said we should try to swim to it. We started swimming and then two rescue swimmers decided to try and help. They started taking pictures of us with cellphones (wtf?) and told us they would be back in six hours to rescue us. I remember being super pissed at the situation. I shouted "That's bullsh*t!" Then I swam left. My lake house was probably just a few feet of swimming (also wtf?) so i just swam to it. When I got onto land, I shouted to the girl that I as going to go play xbox 360 while we waited to be rescued (really?). I was also thinking about getting checked for an air embolism because I thought it was weird swimming to the surface from so deep. Then I think I started to become lucid but I woke up.

Date: 28 May

Comments: Fourth day of fragmented recall, I hope this isn't the new normal

Fragment1: In my grandma's place, there is a huge box of B2 vitamins

Fragment2: Eating blue sharks, I was wondering about the exact species names

Fragment3: I possibly had an ld on the street, some animals were involved.

Fragment4: FA, I catch myself thinking about the dream that has just been, semi awake to bring this temporarily to consciousness, then fall asleep again.

Fragment5: My mom's friends are accompanying a living body which is just a body no mind/soul at the moment, and can easily follow them by itself as long as they are close enough. I later see a big lady bug which hits something like a lamp and makes loud noise when doing so.

Date: 27 May

Total sleep time: 9 + hrs

Pre bed: Lots of spaghetti

Sleep quality and recall: while I know that there were many long dreams , I cannot access them. Was very sleepy and it felt like deep sleep, woke up a few times naturally, but decided against any serious WBTB.

Fragment1: I am discussing dreaming quantity and mantras

Fragment2: A small white fluffy dog

Fragment3: sexy moments

Fragment4: In high school, my teacher from primary school is there and he seems angry

Fragment5: In high school again, in another room making plans with a friend of mine

Fragment6: In some place which is supposed to be my parents', I must evacuate the place because someone is after me, but I am distracted, they almost get me.

Fragment7: It is the middle of the final school year, and a friend of mine gets transferred to our class. I am very happy about that and begin to imagine how cool it will all be

This is all pretty disjointed and out of order..

So I'm on a stage, performing a main part in a play in front of a big audience, and I'm doing well when suddenly the other actor on stage with me starts doing something that I don't remember being in the script or practicing. At first I don't know what to do and I just stare at her, but when I process what she's saying, I try to improvise, which isn't that hard since I just have to look annoyed and like I can't get a word in, since she's going off on a big, annoying speech. Once we leave the stage, I'm worried that I don't remember that part, but pretty proud of myself for being able to improvise and I talk excitedly to people about it.

In another part of the dream, it's sort of like I'm in a video game, because a bunch of my friends are being locked up, and some are being tortured for information (or tortured into submission so they'll join the evil side?). They're locked up with these weird force-field-type-things. Bones from Star Trek (I can't remember which one) is one of the ones being tortured for information (or possibly to join the evil side) and I have to figure out how to break the force-field and save him. He already weakens it by using these two gears that he had around his waist - they separate, and fly out into the force-field and weaken it by half its strength. Somehow I destroy the rest of the force-field, although I don't remember how. I find out that the one interrogating him was actually an old friend of his, but he was under mind-control. He was a living tree, and although he was roughly man-sized and man-shaped while he was under control, he went back to being a very, very large and tall tree a few moments after being freed from control. Everyone's stomachs dropped when they saw what the evil people had done to the tree. All the branches were gone, and it's bark was stripped in a spiraling stripe up the tree. We all got to work on putting together some branches and bark to put onto the tree, however that works. I was working on a branch with two teenagers who were complaining about needing to get home and study for finals.

Along the way to the place where the tree and Bones were, I came across a friend who wasn't being interrogated, but was trapped in a force-field. Like a video game, it was one of those things that I could do for an extra item or set of points, but I didn't have to, because it would be solved by the end of the "game" anyway. It turns out that on a roof, there is a set of items that, when activated, would break apart that force-field. I went ahead and activated the items. When each item is activated, the roof becomes more and more warped.

At one point there is a white dragon and a red dragon that you can only see one of at a time - they stand on two legs, being very big and tall, and there is a switch on the other side of the room that determines which dragon will stand on the platform. When you flick the switch, whichever dragon is standing there fades away and the other dragon fades in. It's pretty much the beginning of a video game. The dragons have different attributes, and you can only pick one dragon, whose attributes you will gain. I pick the white dragon, and then go back and try to pick the red dragon. I'm unsure about which dragon to pick, and I figure the white dragon's attributes will just cancel out and be replaced with the red dragon's attributes, but instead, I begin losing health quickly, because I've broken the rules by trying to pick both dragons.

At some point there are some animals (people turned into animals?) and they go and visit a crow in a pit (me?) and they tell the crow that although it's an animal right now (or something like that) it should still come out and do whatever it wants and have fun, and should enjoy it instead of just waiting for help. The crow obliges and flies out of the pit.

At one point I'm in my brother's room and in a white textbook he has, there is an enormously thick math (geometry?) textbook.

At another time I'm sitting on the couch in my living room (I think the couch may have been the couch that used to be there, instead of the one there now) trying to find a word in my french dictionary, but it doesn't seem to be there. Then my brother's friend, who is from Africa and speaks French, comes up to me and asks me if I want to do something (Est-ce que tu voudrais [word I don't know]). I'm glad to be able to speak or at least listen to a bit of French from an actual native French speaker. So although I cannot find the word I'm unfamiliar with that he spoke in my French-English dictionary, I go with him anyway. It turns out he was asking me if I wanted to play connect-the dots with chalk outside on the ground. He has some weird way of doing it where the dots are at first placed far apart and are then placed closer and closer together. He says that you're supposed to connect them slowly at first, and then draw the lines faster and faster. Someone else is there with them, someone my age who apparently he and his friends also asked to come, and I let them go first since I don't really understand. Later, when I try to do it with the next set of dots that they draw, they've already moved on to something else. I think at one point at least one of them was sitting in a tree. In the second set of dots that they draw, it goes over a small wooden bridge, and some of the dots are even on the railings of the bridge. I wonder about why this group of friends, all from Africa, have much paler skin than me, as I am already fairly pale.

My family and I are taking a walk in a different neighborhood. We start walking down a hill that somehow leads us into a swamp, but we don't turn back. At some point we're walking along this wooden contraption where we have to walk along an old-looking, dark brown wooden plank that is on it's side, so we have very little walking space - it's like a balancing beam, and we have to walk single-file, although there are other beams that we can hold onto, so it's not that hard. Then I see a red snake with black markings in the water below us, and I tell everyone to watch out, because I'm pretty sure that snake is deadly. Then my mom tells me that it's not deadly, but it had one of the most painful venoms in the world, so we should still be very careful to avoid it and now get bitten. However, my brother and I both fall in. Although I keep falling in multiple times and find it hard to get out, although my brother only fell in once, he gets bitten. Later, I see something get bitten and I thought it was my tail, but it must have not affected me since I didn't actually have a tail? I think the snake may have bitten its own tail.

2013-05-28 2:00am to 10:00
Don't remember any early ones except one very vague piece.

#1:
There were university exams finishing in my school when I went home. When the bus was coming, I realized I had something that belonged to the kitchen, which moved to across from the office. I gave it back and ran back out to find a nice girl who held the bus. I thought I had to get off at my dad's, but I missed that stop while talking to her and nearly missed my mom's. She would keep smiling brightly. The next day, I was on the bus again and saw her on there. This time, the bus took a pretty weird route and we were the only two there. Eventually, we both got off at my mom's after one stop being in my mom's basement and one being upstairs, and the bus driver had to pack up some stuff, so we helped. It ended with her telling me when she took the bus home normally.

#2:
Two friends' moms and mine hung out a lot. There was one time when I was making some meat mixed with chicken, a time when I was at my friend's and he did something as news people came closer to the house, and a time where I was reading an easy book where you had to keep guessing the place farthest away. Sometimes, I would go into the book and solve a problem, like someone being trapped on top of a geyser gush. My sister was intent on putting cheese in the grater for some reason, and I was working hard to make some food from numbers scattered all over the floor.

#3: seems familiar, and almost as if I was watching a movie
Tyrion or someone buried stuff. We were somewhere and they and others decided to come, but had a hard time getting to us. Meanwhile, I was helping someone with a carnival-like game in a grocery store. I also tried to answer someone's hard math question. We were on a ship or something and watching videos and doing question sheets. I did the wrong one before we watched that video. Then, we were in a classroom and my friend was wondering what the light switches did. He eventually flipped one that cut the room's power. It ended with Cersi finding the buried stuff.

Fragment 1: We had left the boys with a baby sitter at church, and went to a social event with my husband's fraternity. It was getting too late, and I had no control over when we would return since I had not driven and could not persuade others to return - we had carpooled with a larger group.

Fragment 2: A dream just out of reach of recall. This was the dream I woke from. Some contradiction? Uneasy dream?

May 28, 2013
Lucid Dream 510: Zombie Crisis: Bathroom Shortage
Series: The End of Days, Episode 6
DILD
Technique: ADA



The first thing I can remember from the dream is running through a large shopping mall. It was a full blown Zombie Apocalypse. I felt panicked as I ran through the extremely fancy/high class shopping mall. Nami from One Piece was with me. She was a human version of herself (not animated). I knew there were very few humans left in the entire world and we were pretty much fucked. No weapons, no supplies and surrounded by an absurd amount of zombies. They weren't the slow and dumb kind either. We were trying to make to the rest of our group, who was at the far end of the mall. I was leading us through pack after pack of zombies and it would have been much easier if I was by myself, but Nami was following me and she kept having close calls. Finally, we made it to a hallway that was zombie free. Nami was scared and a bit panicky. I knew what would soon be coming from behind us and I cracked open the door in front of us to scout the next room. There were so many zombies that there was an extremely slim chance we'd make it through alive. I quietly closed the door and turned to Nami, who was crying and hunched down against the wall. I walked over to her and helped her to her feet. I said, "I'm going to be straight with you, it doesn't look good. If something happens to me, use me as a distraction and run. The group has got to be only a few rooms away." She cried a little harder and said, "They...they are all probably already dead. I can't lose you. I couldn't survive without you." I looked her in the eye and made her promise me that she wouldn't give up if I died. I could tell she was just promising for my sake and would have nothing left if I was gone.

Suddenly, the doors behind us burst open and hoard of zombies crashed through. I quickly kissed her and said, "Time to go!" I grabbed her hand and pulled her along until she snapped out of it. We entered the next room and I did my best to move the hoard of zombies around the room by using ourselves as bait to lure them into creating clean paths. I almost made it to the end of the room when we got cornered. I was suddenly grabbed from behind and pulled to the ground. The zombie was on top of me and I knew it was over. Suddenly, Nami speared the zombie off of me. Her and the zombie rolled a few feet passed my body. Before I could get up, the hoard and swarmed her. She stretched out her arm toward me and then disappeared in the pile of zombies. Her screams were deafening and then she fell silent. I scrambled to my feet, but it was over. She was surely in pieces by now. I felt like a zombie myself as I clumsily ran toward the door and exited the room. She had become my distraction. I ran down the empty hallway on auto-pilot. My legs just felt like they were moving on their own and I felt like something had died inside of me. I entered the next room, which turned out to be the "safe room" where our group was posted up.

There were so few of the group left and almost all of them had that "defeated expression" on their faces. A kid, about the age of 14, ran up to me and asked, "Where is Nami?" I couldn't hold back the tears. I told the group what happened, some cried and others just sighed as if they expected everyone to die soon anyway. A man burst through a side room and looked incredibly excited. He shouted to us that something had happened to the zombies. He explained that they had all suddenly recovered some of their humanity somehow. Since they had been eating so much as zombies, they now all had to take a shit since some of their humanity returned.

Next thing I remember, we are running through the mall and none of the zombies are even paying attention to us. They were all in huge lines in front of the bathrooms throughout the mall. Most were quiet and some were talking to each other, but just about everyone of them was doing the "butt-clinch, hold your stomach, dance." I asked the guy, "The all stopped chasing us because they all have to use the bathroom?" He said, "Yeah, its a miracle." I got excited and felt like we were going to make it. The environment got a bit fuzzy and I told the guy with me to stop, so I could stabilize the dream. BAM!! Lucidity.

Now lucid, I finally realized how ridiculous this situation was. I also noticed that the zombies had noticed the change from my non-lucid to lucid state. I quickly started talking to the guy next to me as if I hadn't just became lucid. The zombies went back to ignoring us. I decided to go along with the plot and told the guy to follow me, that we were all saved. I ran back into the safe room and Nami was there again. I asked her how she didn't die and she told me that she did die. She became a zombie, but she got most of her humanity back. She said the zombies who had fed the least on humans got the most humanity back. The rest of the people from the group were gone. Me, Nami, and the random guy took off out of the room. I started speed bursting and ramming through walls like a mad bull. I busted huge holes in them that caused small explosions.

Nami cut her arm on one of the holes and she started bleeding. She looked panicked and said, "Oh no. The blood will turn them back." Sure enough, a female zombie stumbled over and started sniffing the air. She shouted at us, "Hey you! What is that smell?" I told her it was my cologne, but she looked suspicious. I then grabbed the random guy and threw him into the pile of zombies and said, "You are all zombies and you eat people!" Suddenly, they all remembered they were zombies and started eating the guy. I grabbed Nami's hand and took flight. We busted through the ceiling and flew away from the mall. I was trying to think of something to do when I woke up pretty abruptly. I think it may have been a false awakening, but I didn't catch it and lost lucidity.

Series Details
In the dream series, "The End of Days," the world is coming to a close. With the hype surrounding 2012 and the current economy, many of these doomsday dreams have been popping up. See the events of the apocalypse unfold with more entries to the series.



May 28, 2013
Lucid Dream 511: Call of Duty: Prehistoric Warfare
Series: The Mind of a Gamer, Episode 5
DILD
Technique: ADA



I was playing a Call of Duty online and at some point, the game became the dream. I was running around and straight waxing peeps (like usual). I was running around in a Jungle map that resembled a mix between Makin (CoD: World at War) and Jungle (CoD: Black Ops). I was one kill away from my T-Rex killstreak. Yup, you heard me right !!! I got the final kill I needed by jumping out of a window and shooting a guy while I was in mid-air. I pressed the button on my wristband (like BO2), and suddenly, thunderous/ground shaking stomps could be heard. A huge T-Rex entered the area and started hunting down the enemy. I remember being really excited as I followed it around and awtched it wreck havoc on the other team, as well as the map. It smashed buildings, stomped people, ate people, tail whipped people, and performed pouncing attacks that cracked the ground. I thought to myself, "What else would be a cool killstreak?" I had become lucid at this point without even realizing that I wasn't lucid the whole time .

My T-Rex had racked up a ridiculous amount of kills and +10 kept popping up in my vision every few seconds as the T-Rex rampaged on. I decided on what else would be a badass killstreak. I pushed the button on my wristband and yelled to a nearby teammate, "I just got my Raptors!!" He said, "You got the T-Rex AND Raptors! Jesus!" I heard the bushes around the map rustling and then a pack of Raptors jumped out of the bushes and tree. I decided to take a better view, so I took flight and hovered around the map. Before I knew it, I was in a spectator-like mode and wasn't actually flying anymore. I lost lucidity, but continued to watch the match play out like I was in theater mode. I now holding a controller and showing my cousin the game clip. He told me he had never saw anyone get Raptors and a T-Rex in the same match. I can't remember much else of the dream.

This dream is one of my all-time favorites! It would be fucking awesome if there was T-Rex and Raptor killstreak!!!!!

Series Details
With the dream series, "Mind of a Gamer," the gaming world and the dreaming world collide to produce a lucid paradise. Read as I take video game scenarios to the next level. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

(blue and red lights flash adding lense flairs throughout the dream (I assume from a police car)) Im watching from a distance at a building with a door infront and panes of glass to the right. I am moving farward slowly, a man wearing a brown sherif outfit with a big black flashlight walks in shining it at a glowing orange round sack with a bone moving up and down in the center, it is on the floor dragging the sheet of the hospital bed it is next to (a few hospital beds along the wall to the right facing the sherif). He then walks over to another hospital bed (theres a door to the left, hospital bed to the right) behind the first bed shining his torch at it. Theres another sack of orange goo, its moaning and grouning. The dream ends.

A rough sketch: (really bad sketch )

Side Notes:
I believe The orange sacks are in fact people that have melted into a sack of skin by some sort of airborne virus/toxin.

I remember playing with an old Vega deck. Not sure who was there.

I was with people from my school and we were going somewhere, I wasn't sure where so I just went along with them. We get to the top floor and I hear people talking about some film and which way they were going. Then I realized that around me there were 3 different paths I could go, each one lead to somewhere different. I selected a path, i'm not sure why I took this path. I remember seeing writing on the wall that said 'Mindfulness'. I carried along down the path and it looked like I was walking into someones house. There were 3 different rooms in front of me, I took the empty one towards the left and there was a TV in front of me and one towards the left of the room, which had a couch in front of it. I sat down and there were a few people around which I never recognised, one of them said to me that everyone else was in the other room, so I went off that way. This room had the same sort of layout, but there were people I knew around, I sat down and the film was on. Then i'm pretty sure I woke up.