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25-Dec-2016 - ND Railroad crossing -> DILD - Stop the train, Fly transform prank

ND: I'm on a trip to somewhere, I'm on foot and have to take a train. I am in an area with several close railroad crossings. Many trains come and go on the tracks.
I cross the first with a jump, a train passes very close after my jump.
I lay on the ground, in some bushes between that rail and the next crossing. Trains keep coming and going and I want to stay safe until the next spot for crossing next group of two tracks.
Everything is very vivid, environment is very stable.

When I find a good moment, I am about to jump but a train appears as out of nowhere on the 2nd track, it brakes and triggers a siren.
I stop and run back. I find this very strange.
I look at my cellphone, I see a map of the place, perfectly reproducing the roads and railway tracks around me.
The only strange behavior it's got is the auto-rotation feature, does not properly work and it stays rotated or totally flipped.
Then I notice it's my wife's cellphone, not mine.
I realize this is a dream without any doubt and without need for an RC

DILD: I a still kinda afraid of the trains around me. But double thinking about it I say I have no reason for it.
I stop on the tracks, embrace for impact with my arms and shoulder, and I brake a train there. This boosts my confidence.

I reach some stores, enter it. There are people lining at cash desk. I hit a guy in the back and decide I will prank him.
I go to the bathroom, I try phasing in the wall, but it doesn't work, it's solid. I grab the wall, remove it and hide myself behind it, in the dark.
Then I morph into a fly. I feel some strange sensations, especially on my face.

I fly around the bathroom, then I see the guy enter the nearby bathroom; he washes his hands and looks at himself in the mirror. As a fly, I pester him, he chases me away.
I feel the transformation is disappearing. I go wait for him outside. Dream fades.

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26-Dec-2016 - ND#1 Restaurant, WILD Stop theft of the Queen's ring, ND#2 Office/bathroom, ND#3 Lost jacket

ND#1 - Restaurant: I walk around a city with a colleague. We stop for lunch in a small restaurant. The toilets are on the corridor (!!!) I remove my pants and undies, and use toilet (!!!)
We sit at a table. Without any order, a waiter brings a plate with 6 sandwiches. We open them, they look quite bad (!)
My son appears to the side of our table (!)

WILD Stop theft of the Queen's ring: Starting from previous dream, I continue inside the restaurant, make a surprise sandwich to a blonde sitting at a corner table.
Then when I exit the restaurant, I find myself in SF. I walk around some areas I know, then I reach Chinatown
It's quite crowded, I see small shops, lots of people around, cars and small trucks.
At a point I enter a small alley, it's a bit dark

I ask to some people about "Joe", a guy I know from previous investigation is preparing for a theft
I get direction to a nearby alley, a corner door
I go inside a house, make up myself in front of a mirror. I move my eyebrows, mouth around until I get a Chinese-ish appearance
I admire the result in the mirror, looks cool, totally different from my face
Then I go to the designated house

I introduce myself to Joe, a Chinese guy, as "Jackie Chan" (!), a friend of his. He's not suspicious.
I tell him I've made my preparations, and I am ready, but I ask him to remind me what we are going to steal, he says "The ring of the Queen", I get a mental image of the object, it's got a big diamond on top. I reply "Oh sure, how could I have forgot !". We move on.
We walk in the dark to a big stone palace; we enter through some small gate
During the path I see some guard, I wink to them, meaning I am taking care of it, they do not interfere

We find a grand staircase leading to the two thrones. To the left there is a small room, inside it only a display case with the ring.
I ask Joe "Are you still sure you want to steal the ring ?", he's kinda surprised and answers "Yes of course !"
I tell him I am sorry about it, I let the guards turn on the light
He looks at me astonished, then I remove my new face as it was a rubber mask

After that, I fly out of the windows behind the thrones
I feel the dream is still stable enough to do something else
I reach the DHL Head Quarters
It's a modern building on top of a low grassy hill, I land in front of the entrance
The door has the DreamViews logo and the DHL three-stars on it
I am kinda surprised about how stable this is

To the right of the door, there is a lock, I put my hand on it
It turns on, a white light glows and my hand gets trapped inside, while the door opens
I ask the lock to open again and return me my own hand. It does

I enter; there is a lobby, after that I reach a room with some people, most of them wearing colored suits
To the right, near a window, there is an L-shaped sofa, three people are sitting on it. A black guy, a white girl, a white guy
I understand they are like apprentice. They seem happy to see and meet me. We exchange some words I cannot recall
Then I want to visit the training room. I reach it, it's a big square room with white walls, with some training dummies.
I think I am strong enough that this feels like a waste of time.
I aim at a training dummy close to a hay stack, charge a two-hands fireball, incinerate it, scarring the wall behind it.

I transport to my personal tower. I am thinking about fighting the dragon; I see a scene of a dragon flying low between some mountain ranges, but dream is kinda weak at this point, I move to my side and fall asleep.

ND#2 - Office/bathroom: I reach my office, which looks different (!!!) I am in delay (!!) I greet and listen some colleagues discussing and complaining about some new law.
I need to pee, and look for the bathroom (!!!) When I reach it, some female colleagues are in there (!!!) Some are washing their hands in the orinals (!!!)
I exit and say to MM, a colleague, that this things usually happen in my dreams (!!!) However this is evidently not a dream
I say this couple of times, still not realize...

ND#3 - Lost jacket: I am with wife and children, we are walking fast-pacedly. I realize I don't have my jacket under my arm anymore; it must have fallen earlier.
I backtrack looking for it. My son comes with me
I follow a dirt path, curved than straight. We enter a church and exit on the other side, still no sign of the jacket
On the track there is a black BMW car. I ask the guy close to it if he's seen any jacket nearby. He answers no, and I think he's telling the truth. I move on.

I reach two guys and immediately realize they have taken my jacket from the ground.
I ask one of them to show my his cellphone, and see it's mine !
The cover and model are the same. When they turn it on, I can clearly read my name on its screen (!!)
I accuse them of having taken it from the ground, and even see and take my jacket from behind their backs.
I give the stuff to my son, while we come to our hands.

I was in a house that connected to another house? but it was hard to get too. And though this didnt really seem to figure in the dream, the other parts of the house were floating in a void (that's right nothing there at all). I felt I had to be careful I didn't fall into the infinity of space, is all.
In order to get reach the other parts of the house I had to really strain. In these parts, a staircase, a little kitchen, a corridor and some little room, were provisions I could nab, for myself. I was able to release my breath when I got somewhere safe.

Next I was dreaming about a race of werewolves. They're were two groups the old which had some kind of powers too, shown by blue streaks of energy (tendril like when they moved) and a younger breed which was trying to usurp the old (they had red trails).
The younger werewolf would soon overpower the others by eating its way through enough victims (prey), which included werewolves.

I was in a room after running up and down a hall playing a complicated game with cops and robbers when I entered a room and everyone sort of looked at me. At this point, I knew I was dreaming. Not just I was aware that I was dreaming, but everyone in the room was. I spawned my DG by sitting on the bench in the room and holding my hand behind me and I felt my hand be grasped. I turn around and see the female DG without the male. I look at her and she seems more... Well... Alive. She had a much greater sense of being independent of me than before. We sat at the bench and she explained that the other DG couldn't be trusted. She also explained that the person who was the other DG wasn't the person from my dreams a long time ago and that he was responsible for destroying my third dream world. After that, she said she had to go, vanished into thin air and I woke up. I was thirsty and had to get water so no easy wbtb for me :.(

Also, @gab gave me another two lucids last night. Once where I was scrolling through a gaming forum chat and saw that there was a user by the name of "gab" and thought, whelp, must be a dream.

The other was where I was at another school and we were lined up against the fence in the field for a race across the field. I looked up and down and saw a black cat standing in line and thought, hey, there's gab again. When the race started, I simply flew at the speed of sound and won.

I was passing out fliers and posting notices around that I was collecting money, items for the homeless children. The date of collection on fliers was in the future December 23, 2017. I thought to myself this seems like it is from Christmas Carol and I am seeing my future self. I then was standing at a store front in a little village on December 23, 2017 holding a glass door open and greeting all of the people coming to donate. There was a line of happy people, not one complaining about the long line to donate. I smiled at them and thanked them all giving hugs (again hugs lol). I was tired and went in to see what was collected. There was a room full of toys and there was $7,807.07 in money. I knew I had to wrap all of the gifts and was thinking of what the plan would be for that. I summoned some elves when I realized I could have just taken care of it and instead wished them all to be wrapped, I looked over at the toys again and they were wrapped. There were elves everywhere and I tried to keep them under control. I decided to instead utilize them to help me deliver to the homeless children. I took two elves to the store and we bought diapers and healthy food. I looked down and in my hand was a map of the known homeless camps that had children. We went back to the elves and I decided flying would be best but the elves couldn't all fly. Only three of them could. One of the little elves said teleporting would likely be best. This is not my specialty, I wondered how I would get all of us to teleport with all of the gifts and the elves to the locations. I worried about it when the little elf said he knew how to do it. He held out a gold rod and said we can all touch this golden rod and we will be able to go wherever we point on the map. The rod was tiny but it was an extension rod and he kept making it longer and longer until we all were able to touch it. We were in the woods and I was disgusted at how the poor children were living. Broke my heart. They were so poor and yet so full of love and so excited about their toy they were given. Unfortunately I woke up when the kids were all hugging me. Awesome dream. Woke up happy and filled with love.

Finally after a month-long dry spell I had my 500th lucid. Woo! Feels like a weight has been lifted off of my shoulders. The lucid was a short one, but I'm happy and excited again.

I'm sitting on a chair and as I look down I notice my legs are that of a woman. I have a short false awakening right after noticing my legs and in the false awakening I'm writing down the incident to my notebook. Another dream begins in which I'm with a friend of mine, Tony. We're standing on an open balcony just right above the surface of a lake. Tony tells me that he could throw his cellphone into the water to make it bounce like some rocks do. I try to shake the idea out of his head, but being the guy who does all kinds of weird and funny things, he tosses it anyway. The phone swings back like a boomerang, hits the roof and then suddenly starts bouncing above the water like a flat rock. Tony is so exhilarated by the weird thing that just happened that he straight up jumps into the water as well after his phone. I can't believe this is happening. I can't wait to tell others what I just witnessed. As he gets back I notice a dim light shining under the surface. I wonder what it could be. The light moves near to where I'm standing and I can see a dangler-fish. Tony must have awakened it and now it's searching for a possible prey. Suddenly the dangler fish jumps against the window - I'm suddenly behind a window - from which I'm looking at it. It falls to the balcony and stops moving. Holy! Now I see another similar creature moving near the balcony under the water. It seems more than three meters long so I quickly "nope" away from the window. I say : "Man eater" to my grandparents who are sitting on a living room, referring to the scary fish outside. I leave the house.

I find myself on a parking lot on a completely different scenery. This is where my other grandparents live. But wait, it's summer. It's as summer as it gets. I turn around, I'm dreaming. I'm dreaming. I try to see if the creature would follow me to the current dream scenery from behind the apartment building, but I find it unlikely. It wouldn't fit to the plot of this dream. 500. 5.0.0 I look down to my hands and they both have the right amount of fingers. Only a slight difference to my real ones. I feel a strong urge to take off to the sky for some reason. As if the sky wanted me there as I look up. I resist the urge and I think that the dream itself might make fly even if I didn't put conscious effort into it. I look up to a nearby tall tree. I want to climb it. No. I look down to my hands again and remind myself with the three-step technique. One - Stop. I don't even consider doing the second or third part, it feels like the stop part is enough for now. I walk to a nearby road and chant quietly to myself :" A door... door.. door." I would use it to teleport. 500. I want to reach Varion. Suddenly I remember Sensei's dare. Oh right, I could destroy the moon quickly before leaving. I try to spot it in the sky, but it's nowhere to be found. I know I could see it, even though it's midday. There's not even a single cloud on the sky though, so I bet there's no moon either. Then I simply start feeling hot. Wow, how can dream heat feel this real. It's summer inside my own mind, how? I stop to feel the sensation. I start taking off my socks because my feet are sweating.

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24th December 2016

WBTB MILD

quick recap:

I see a taller blonde lady and I feel boldness and realize I'm dreaming.

Spoiler for sexual content:

She takes some convincing but we have sex. I see another more attractive girl and I approach her and have her give me a blowjob. It was very good!

I then think of my goals and remember the room 100 year bonus task. I see a door and open it and as I step in and close the door there is not much space but no matter. I say time stands still for me while time advances 100 years outside of this room. When I open the door = windy dusty barren land with "bones" of an old structure are all that remains. The bones come together in a wigwam shape. I wake. I tried not to expect anything but a few times when thinking about the task I imagined seeing a technologically futuristic scene but I got a dystopian wasteland instead.

Off today, but decided not to WILD, since too much food and stuff. But when I woke up around 5am, I decided to WBTB after all. It was so cold, I was not able to fall asleep and after that I didn't sleep well.

Took a nap later. DR:

I'm in a house I used to live in, by the beach. In one of the hallways on the bottom floor, the roof is caving in and dirt is falling inside. It's dangerous to walk by, and I tell that to others.

When a large filming crew arrives and walks near the danger place, I also tell them, and take them there to show how the dirt has filled now most of a hallway and we see it falling as we speak.